小浪同学爱吐槽:
【小伙#同一地点小时酒驾次被抓#:以为交警下班了[允悲]】日,山东淄博,男子张某因酒驾被抓,交警扣留其驾驶证,张某姐姐赶来把车开走。一小时后,交警在同一地点又抓住张某。原来,他判断交警下班了,便打算自己将车开回家。目前其已被拘留,并被吊销驾驶证。tAipVaQ
[[man hours were caught drunk driving time # # the same place the thought police work [allow sad]], shandong zibo, man zhang was caught for drunk driving, the traffic police detained the drivers license, zhang sister to drive away. After an hour, the traffic police seize zhang again in the same place. Originally, he judges the traffic police work, they intend to drive home. At present it has been detained, and a drivers license was revoked. tAipVaQ]
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微博搞笑排行榜:
毕业后,多少人还在坚持做自己喜欢的事情!你还会想起那个在天台大声唱歌或放声哭泣的你么?请相信,我们每一个人都是自己人生的原创乐队,请保持温度,保持热爱,和@逃跑计划EscapePlan 一起在夏天的天台上蹦跶起来吧! #乐队上天台# tAipGeZfq
[After graduation, many people still stick to do what you like! Can you think of that in tiantai or singing loudly and cry you? Please believe that every one of us is of his own life original band, please keep the temperature, keep love, with @ EscapePlan escape plan in the summer of rooftop scampering up!!!! # # band ShangTianTai tAipGeZfq]
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优酷:
#这就是街舞# #这就是街舞抢人大战# 游戏输掉就要接受惩罚,小酷想采访一下两位队长@羅志祥 @韩庚 ,“两人三足”去小黑屋抢人感觉如何~
tAipqivL
[# this is the street # # # this is the street dance a bidding war game lose will be punished, little cool want to interview the two captain @ show @ han geng, three-legged two people go to little black house rob people how ~ < br > tAipqivL]
优酷:
#这就是街舞# #这就是街舞抢人大战# 原来韩队长@韩庚 是游戏黑洞[允悲],“你比划我猜”游戏环节真令小猪队长@羅志祥 头大!
tAipqMFC
[# this is the street # # # this is the street dance a bidding war for Koreas captain @ han geng is a black hole game [allow sad], I guess you strokes game loop to captain @ show the pig head! < br > tAipqMFC]
优酷:
#这就是街舞# #这就是街舞抢人大战# 易队长@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 吴队长@VanNess吳建豪 首次合作挑战“你比划我猜”,吴队长动作标准,易队长聪敏机智,默契配合轻松获胜~
tAipqfvJB
[# this is the street # # # this is the street dance a bidding war easy captain @ TFBOYS Jackson captain @ VanNess wu wu jianhao are first cooperation challenge you strokes I guess, wu captain action standard, easy captain resourcefulness, interact easily won ~ < br > tAipqfvJB]
新浪新闻客户端:
【暗恋女生十几年无法释怀 痴心男半夜躺马路中间[费解]】月日,重庆渝北民警接报警称马路上躺了一个人情况危险↓↓民警赶往现场,只见那男子躺斑马线中间,身旁一辆辆小车疾驰而过,男子不为所动;原来是他一直暗恋女生十多年,在对方结婚生子后暗恋依然丝毫不减↓↓现场视频曝光↓↓...全文: m.weibo
[【 crush on a girl more than a decade cannot forgive infatuated man lying in the middle of the middle of the road [difficult]] month day, chongqing YuBei police after police said the road lay a personal danger left left police rushed to the scene, I saw the man lying among the zebra crossing, one side alongside the car, the man unmoved; Turned out to be for more than ten years, he has a crush on a girl in the unrequited love after married and have children still have no left left the scene video exposure reduction left left... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#这就是街舞# #易烊千玺这就是街舞# 去🏝荒岛你想带上谁?易队长@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 毫不犹豫选择和吴队长@VanNess吳建豪 一起去,因为吴建豪哥哥暖心体贴会照顾人~[憧憬]
tAipqcMxT
[# this is the street # # # Jackson this is street dance to 🏝 who want to take you on a desert island? Easy to captain @ TFBOYS Jackson not hesitate choose and captain @ VanNess wu wu jianhao are to go, because wu jianhao are brother warm heart consideration will take care of man ~ [hope] < br > tAipqcMxT]
优酷:
#这就是街舞# #易烊千玺这就是街舞# 想知道易队长@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 最初的网名吗?想不想加易队长的QQ[笑而不语]
tAipqqyDV
[# this is the street # # # Jackson this is street dance wants to know easy captain @ TFBOYS Jackson first name? Do you want to add to captain QQ [smiling without a word] < br > tAipqqyDV]
青年时报:
盲人小男孩第一次自己走下路边的台阶,爸爸妈妈在一旁支持他、鼓励他,却不给他任何帮助,因为父母只能帮助一时,他总要学着独自去面对这个世界,父母之爱子,则为之计深远[心] 。#盲人小男孩第一次走下台阶#tAipvoAh
[The blind little boy himself down the steps of the side of the road for the first time, mom and dad in the side support him and encourage him, but dont give him any help, because their parents can only help at that time, he must learn to face the world alone, son of parents, it is of far-reaching [heart]. # the blind little boy walked down the steps # tAipvoAh for the first time]
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猫扑:
【被迫营业现场?#海豹学人声唱小星星#[doge]】海豹的发声方式与人类很相像,为了进行言语障碍方面的研究,英国圣安德鲁斯大学研究人员教海豹唱歌。其中一只叫Zloa的小海豹非常优秀,萌萌的发音非常像人声。网友:这唱完就溜的样子,像极了小时候一下课就冲出教室的我。tAipwXB
[【 forced business site? # # seals economist voice singing star [doge]] seal is similar to human voice way, in order to do research in speech disorders, researchers at the university of st Andrews teaching seals to sing. One of them called Zloa baby seal is very excellent, pronunciation very humanlike. Net friend it just slip like the song, like a class as a child I rushed out of the classroom. tAipwXB]
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优酷:
#这就是街舞# #这就是街舞抢人大战# 万众期待的“抢人大战”来啦!四位队长@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 @罗志祥 @韩庚 @VanNess吳建豪 磨拳霍霍,游戏比拼火花四溅,势要拿下优选权利~今晚四大站队,集结完毕!
tAipqwQHD
[# this is the street # # # this is the street dance a bidding war much-anticipated bidding war come! Four captain @ TFBOYS Jackson @ show @ han geng @ VanNess wu jianhao are a punch, a competition game sparks, ShiYao had preferred right ~ four sides tonight, muster! < br > tAipqwQHD]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【男童不午睡被罚盖被子在太阳下暴晒 幼儿园回应】月日,福建龙海一幼儿园老师让小朋友去午睡,有个大班的小男孩不午睡吵到其他小朋友休息,老师十分生气,就把他叫到空地上,让他在阳光暴晒下睡觉,并且还让其盖上被子
↓↓还有一女孩也被暴晒在操场上↓↓视频曝光↓↓tAipqEb
[The boy does not cover the quilt nap was sent off in the sun exposure kindergarten response 】 month day, longhai, fujian a kindergarten teacher let children to go to a nap, there is a big boy dont nap argument to the other children to have a rest, the teacher is very angry, called him to the ground, let him sleep under sunlight, and also to cover the quilt < br > left left and a girl are exposure in left left video exposure left left tAipqEb down down down down on the playground]
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青年时报:
【仙剑奇侠传之#蜀山捞鱼传#[喵喵]】#乍一看还以为是御剑飞行# 没想到是一群人在捞鱼[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]。tAipwctwZ
[【 xianjian wonder preach is # of shushan fishing for fish # [meow]] # at first glance thought is royal sword flight # unexpectedly is a group of people in fish [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]. tAipwctwZ]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
古畑任三郎@七零酱汁:我的恐怖妻子[doge] @栀叽:为了n @崩子河:对不起青春@healer呀healer呀:四重奏@栗子举高高:无间双龙@椰壳碗内的青蛙:白色巨塔
[Ancient Tian ren saburo @ soul-rending nature sauce my wife of terror [doge] @ Zhi ji to n @ COINS river sorry @ healer youth ah healer quartet @ chestnuts for high.are ssangyong @ coir bowl of frog white towers]
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