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微博搞笑排行榜：
    看评论，了解专业！
[To read the comments, understand professional!]

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天猫：
    恭喜@苍耳 名用户获得【淘宝人生限量定制款化妆礼盒和万元金币】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAipQaCu
[Congratulations @ xanthium sibiricum users get the taobao life limited customization make-up box and $ten thousand gold COINS 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAipQaCu]

“理想生活，上天猫”——tmall

梁詠琪：
    [鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]
[[applause.] [applause.] [applause.]]

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蔡依林：
    #蔡依林专辑uglybeauty#
 
若你帶我退隱江湖，
我們會一起做什麼事？
 
月日十二時，
這次，浪漫到死。
 
#爱的罗曼死# ​
[# uglybeauty# jolin tsai album < br > < br > if you take me retire rivers lake, < br > we will do together? < br > < br > month day, < br > this time, romantic to death. < br > < br > # # love Roman died]

冷笑话精选：
    眼睛为你下着雨，心里为你打着伞。 @电影工厂吵架见人品，吵架也见真情。
[Eyes rain for you, the in the mind for your umbrella. Quarrel quarrel @ film factory see character, also see the truth.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    抽一个点赞的粉丝，红包，明晚@微博抽奖平台 开。不要问为什么[ok] ​
[Take out a thumb up fans, red envelopes, @ weibo lucky draw platform open tomorrow evening. Dont ask why [ok]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
    回复@指挥家的抉择tomomi[赞][心][握手]@指挥家的抉择tomomi这个蛋总说的有道理的，要让市场越来越有活力，就要末尾淘汰制，退市数量每年应该达到%[good]
[Reply @ taking tomomi [who] [heart] [shake hands] @ taking the eggs always said tomomi sense, to let the market more and more energetic, will be the end of the knockout, delisting number should reach each year % [good]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
    和最右好配！@思想聚焦hi～@呆十三 hi～@培培啊_嘿！ tAipTFoTu
[And the most right good match! @ thoughts focus on hi ~ @ stay. Hi ~ @ culture cultivates _ hey! tAipTFoTu]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
    #猫扑晚安##运动员进行曲是有歌词的#《运动员进行曲》是有歌词的，大家平时开运动会一般都是放的旋律。(冷知识bot)tAipNovsV ​
[# mop good night # # # athletes march is the lyrics of the athletes march is the lyrics, you at ordinary times for the sports meeting is usually put melody. (bot) cold knowledge tAipNovsV]

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但斌：
    回复@检花岛东邪[作揖][心][鲜花]@检花岛东邪前两天在现场听了但总这翻话，现在重新听一次感觉依然铿锵有力[赞][鲜花]
[Reply @ check flower island east evil [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ check flower island east evil at the scene heard two days ago but all over these words, now listen to a very feeling still strongly [who] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @知否否知知否好消息！[good][good][good]
[@ know no no know know the good news! [good] [good] [good]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [作揖][心][鲜花]@一生何求的救赎这段文字有纪念意义！
[[bowing] [heart] [flowers] the salvation of the @ life what asks this text have a memorable!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [心][作揖][鲜花]@桑-sally希望可以，感谢但总《时间的玫瑰》
[[heart] [bowing] [flowers] @ mulberry - Sally hope can, thank you but all the time rose]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
    【快讯：警方已逮捕一名嫌疑人】#大连警方已逮捕一名嫌疑人#央视记者从大连警方了解到，警方已经逮捕一名嫌疑人，正在核实其身份是否月日打人者。 @央视新闻 ​
[【 express the police have arrested a suspect 】 the police have arrested a suspect # # dalian CCTV reporter understands from dalian police, the police have arrested a suspect, is to verify whether its identity, the attacker. @ CCTV news]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌：
    @小英交易日记但总从业的年是中国GDP高速增长期，但是指数多数时间是在多点，并没有和经济增长同步。所谓注册制来临开启慢牛长牛，不过是优胜劣汰，通过调整计入指数的成分股变化，曲折中创出新高。考虑到国企股占了指数相当的比重，这些企业能够通过银行优先输血延长周期，会拖累指数的上涨
[@ small English trading diary but Chinas GDP is the total working years of rapid growth, but the majority of time is in a multipoint, index is not synchronous and economic growth. So-called registration system coming open long slow cow cow, but is superior bad discard, by adjusting the stocks included in the index changes, record in the twists and turns. Considering the state-owned stock proportion of the index is, the enterprise can through the bank priority transfusion extended cycle, will drag on the index increases]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人