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[# # plop plop youth competition, in addition to the results, the more valuable is through the competition to reflect the mutual understanding, friendship, solidarity and fair competition, is the Olympic spirit praise [China] enjoy sports bring us passion and blood [good]]
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[# # the university entrance exam scores to the [Beijing | undergraduate normal batch liberal arts, science points 】 today, Beijing announced the university entrance exam scores. ) undergraduate normal batch liberal arts, science; () independent admission liberal arts, science; () the arts liberal arts, science; () sports liberal arts, and science. ]
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【#岁女孩考入西安交大# 初中毕业直接上大学[跪了][思考]】月日，名平均年龄不到岁的学生，收到了@西安交通大学 西迁纪念版录取通知书，成为年西安交大少年班新生。刚满岁的范世祎，是其中年龄最小的大学生。她说，希望能学好各门课程，到更大的舞台展示自己的能力。（有料）...全文： m.weibo
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【#高校招生季迷惑海报大赏#：今年招生海报流行沙雕风格？[憧憬]】“西游记同款荷花池”，“民间A级银杏主题景区”，“进门一个孩子出门一个胖子”，“湖中捞鱼斤，全校师生免费吃”，“全校有猫，H轮流喵喵喵”，“承包全国地质石油勘探%骨干”，“四分之一都是田”......你能相信，这些都是...全文： m.weibo
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【#成都女子打元麻将被拘#申诉年：希望别有下个受害者】成都市民王彬如打元麻将被拘日一案有新进展。月日，她收到法院判决，法院判令成都市公安局温江分局赔偿.元，并赔礼道歉。王彬如说，她年来反复到各地沟通，花了十多万给自己讨公道，也希望推动社会法治进步。因不满赔偿金额等，她...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # chengdu woman yuan playing mahjong detained appeal hope dont have the next victim 】 Wang Binru yuan playing mahjong chengdu citizens detained day case has new progress. On day, she received the court decision, the court ordered the public security bureau of chengdu salween branch of compensation. Yuan, and apologize. Wang Binru said she years repeatedly to communication, spent more than ten thousands of justice to oneself, also hope to promote social progress of the rule of law. Because of dissatisfaction with the compensation, such as her... The full text m. eibo]
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[# # [sichuan yibin gong xien. Earthquake site staff to quickly build a tent 】 day early morning, gong xien the county party committee propaganda bureaus and foreign affairs offices, gong xien happened late on Monday. The earthquake, a large number of residents to gong xien tour field town river new city makeshift sites as a safe haven. To overcome a lot of people crowded conditions, site related researchers quickly set up tents, guarantee the affected residents safe for the night. Earthquake temporarily did not have a devastating effect on makeshift sites, site rank... The full text m. eibo]
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【暴雨冲开井盖后无法固定，交警冒雨踩住井盖当人肉路标[中国赞]】月日，湖北荆门突降特大暴雨，城区道路积水引发交通拥堵。交警在执勤时发现井盖漂走，找回后无法固定，遂冒着大暴雨站在井盖旁当路标，并疏导拥堵车辆[抱抱]。路过市民拍下视频发到网上，网友纷纷点赞转发。（一手video）...全文： m.weibo
[Cannot be fixed after the heavy rain made covers, traffic police in the rain on the cap when human flesh signposts praise [China]] month day, hubei jingmen plunged by torrential rains, urban road seeper caused traffic jams. Traffic police on duty found manhole cover float away, when cannot be fixed after back, hence braved torrential rain station beside the manhole covers as road signs, and ease congestion [hug] vehicle. Passing citizens filmed video posted online, netizens have thumb up forward. (with video)... The full text m. eibo]
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@财富密钥【似乎如此】特朗普行为的规律，就是威胁、欺凌、侮辱，然后遭到反击就灰溜溜撤退。如果我们的对手现在都明白他没胆子坚持下去，会发生什么？
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[# # every car ride for demand to four Chinese brands compact SUV audition 】 after years of efforts, the Chinese brand in the field of suvs are done, we introduce four car today is high popularity of compact SUV models, they are roewe RX, geely, kei GS and harvard H, they not only maintain its leading position in terms of sales, in such aspects as design, power, configuration is also give enough face. The other... The full text m. eibo]
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