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冷笑话精选：
他注视着你长大，等一张和你的合照@丘比特彪悍：许多爱是沉默的，有遗憾，却不缺席
[He grew up watching you, such as a picture of you and @ Cupid tough many love is silent, have pity, but not absent]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
#家家新闻##奇瑞瑞虎x#【奇瑞瑞虎x HERO版将于月日上市】日前，我们从官方获悉，奇瑞瑞虎x HERO版将于月日上市。新车为瑞虎x与《大闹天宫》齐天大圣IP联名的特别版车型，预计将在配置部分有所调整。
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[# # # chery tiggo or dingle every news x# 【 chery tiggo or dingle x HERO edition will be listed on month day 】 recently, we learned from the official that chery tiggo or dingle x HERO edition will be available on June . The great heaven, a new car tiggo or dingle x and Monkey King IP joint special edition models, is expected to be adjusted in the configuration part. tAiNZOTkQ]

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平安北京：
浙江高速交警在收费站执勤时，发现一辆小客车车内挤着黑压压的人头。打开车门一看，原本只能坐人的后排位上坐了人，后备箱里还坐了位阿姨，每位阿姨一张小板凳。这让见多识广的高速交警也直呼“太可怕了”据悉，驾驶员顾某是某绿化公司司机，当天受老板委托载着这一车人下班回家。该车核载人，实载...全文： m.weibo
[Zhejiang high-speed traffic police on the toll station, they found a car the car crowded black head. Opens the door a look, originally only sit people sat in the back position of the people, the trunk also took an aunt, aunt each a small bench. Making informed highway police also call terrible it is understood that the driver gu is a landscaping company driver, entrusted by the boss on the day carrying a man came home from work. The vehicle nuclear manned, real load... The full text m. eibo]

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中国银行信用卡：
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且慢，这里有份境外出行优惠送你~
使用中国银行大陆地区发行的Visa信用卡，
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入住时间长至月底，还不赶快把你的国庆假期安排起来！
[The world so big, always want to see! wait, there is a used to send you ~ overseas travel offers Visa issued by the bank of China mainland, Booking Booking hotel can enjoy bolt % cashback tAiNzHtry, check in time is long to the end of the month, do not put your National Day holiday up quickly! ]

中国银行信用卡发卡周年！环球精彩，一卡尽享！刷中行信用卡，带你去环游！信用卡积分不够用每月官微组团购！积分抢兑，不敢相信的礼品！官微游戏，点到手指抽筋！境外返现，海淘优惠，折扣点赞点赞点赞！

猫扑：
【咱也不知道发生了啥！#新手女司机被追尾加速离开#，与男友电话笑喷网友[笑cry]】“走着走着就“砰”一声，这啥情况？”@郑州市交巡警二大队发布的一段视频火了，新手女司机高架桥上被追尾，“砰”的一声后车尾严重变形。后车减速准备处理时，女司机竟加速离开。事后给男友狂打电话，对话笑喷网友。...全文： m.weibo
[【 I dont know what happened! # # novice women drivers are accelerated train leave, and her boyfriend phone laugh spray netizens [laugh cry]] walking bang , what is this? @ zhengzhou city traffic patrol group released a video of the fire, the novice women drivers on the viaduct was rear-ended, of bang after the rear of the serious deformation. After the car to slow down ready for processing, the driver was accelerated to leave. Later call her boyfriend, crazy, dialogue laugh spray netizens. ... The full text m. eibo]

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谢娜：
#谢娜巅峰之夜##巅峰之夜# 今晚的<巅峰之夜>金灿灿，八点十分，马上开始啦[干杯]
[# uproot shayna peak night # # # peak night tonight < peak night >, golden is at eight o clock and immediately started [drink]]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

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【说话太逗！导游陕西话讲兵马俑走红】张斌是一名导游，因用陕西话讲解西安兵马俑走红网络。每次在博物馆门口，他都会用陕西话教游客念秦兵马俑一号坑遗址。他说，三分看七分讲，讲解中融入方言能让游客留下深刻印象。网友：称职良心导游！[good] tAiNzJTxI
[【 talk too funny! The guide to speak the Terra Cotta Warriors and popular in shaanxi province] zhang bin is a tour guide, because use words to explain in detail the Terra Cotta Warriors in xian shaanxi popular network. Every time at the gate of the museum, he taught visitors to read in shaanxi qin Terra Cotta Warriors pit number one site. Three see seven parts, he said, speak, into the dialect of interpretation can let visitors leave deep impression. Net friend good conscience tour guide! [good] tAiNzJTxI]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
高考考生特惠，祝大家秋天进入梦想学校！另外周日现场抽一位客人，全桌免单[爱你]
[The university entrance exam examinee special, I wish you all fall into the dream school! Another site take a guest on Sunday, the whole table free of chargelove you]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端：
【来酒吧和老鼠一起喝酒！网友：能带猫吗？】#旧金山老鼠主题酒吧#当地时间月日，一家老鼠主题的酒吧在美国旧金山开放，顾客可以一边喝啤酒一边和酒吧里的小老鼠互动。门票价格.美元，包含饮料，但与老鼠互动体验时间不能超过分钟。酒吧负责人表示，此举也是呼吁人们爱护小动物。@新京报动新...全文： m.weibo
[【 to drink bar with the mouse! A net friend take the cat? # # San Francisco mouse theme bar, local time, a mouse theme open a bar in San Francisco, customers can drink beer while mouse interaction and bars. Ticket price. $, including beverages, but to interact with the mouse experience time cant more than a minute. , said an official with the bar is also called on people to take care of small animals. @ new Beijing move... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【女子#在饭店里割双眼皮# 手术后肉往外翻[衰]】小刘想做双眼皮手术，她造访美容院时发现美容院前场竟是饭店[费解]，后场隔出房间有床和美容器具；她花多元在饭店做手术后，没几天疼痛难忍，眼睛增生特别严重，肉已经往外翻[衰]↓↓美容院老板却玩起了失联↓↓现场视频曝光↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 woman # # double eyelid surgery in the restaurants of meat to [failure]] xiao liu to double eyelid surgery, she found beauty salon visit the beauty salon frontcourt [difficult] turned out to be a restaurant, the back out of the room has a bed and beauty instruments; She didnt take multiple in the hotel to do surgery, a few days pain, eyes hyperplasia is extremely serious, meat have to [failure] left left beauty salon owner is playing down the lost left left the scene video exposure left left... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

ZAKER：
【#苹果隔空触屏专利#：不用触摸屏幕，悬停手势操控设备[哈欠]】月日，美国专利商标局通过苹果一项悬停手势专利，该技术可在不触碰设备的情况下，悬停、挥动手或触控笔来控制设备。在双手不便或者设备摆放位置不适合手指触摸时，仍可方便使用。tAiNzBnAp
[[patent # # apple touch screen from a distance dont touch the screen, hovering gesture equipment [yawn]] month, the United States patent and trademark office through apple a hovering gestures patent, the technology can be in the case of not touching the equipment, hover, waving a hand or stylus to control equipment. In the hands of inconvenience or equipment put the position is not suitable for the fingers, still can be easy to use. tAiNzBnAp]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

CSDN：
#CSDN周年# 【程序员如何用物联网赚钱？】物联网怎么赚钱，相关文章很多了。我想说的第一句话是：当今世界上，哪家公司是使用物联网技术助力自身成功的最佳典范公司？tAiNZayIb
[# # CSDN anniversary of the programmer how to use the Internet to make money? The Internet of things can make money, relevant article a lot. I want to say the first sentence is in todays world, which company is the use of the Internet of things technology the best model to help their own successful company? tAiNZayIb]

专业的中文 IT 技术社区，与千万技术人共成长。

汽车之家：
他们是儿子，他们也是父亲；
他们对“父亲”有着不同的理解；
生活中，你是怎样的父亲？
你认为理想的父子关系是什么样的？
月日，父亲节！
#车圈老爸# 系列视频暖心上线~ tAiNZPia
[Is their son, they are my father; on their different understandings of father; in the life, what is your father? what do you think is the ideal father-son relationship? month day, fathers day! # #.so dad series video ~ tAiNZPia warm heart line]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。

新浪汽车：
#新车情报局#【-今日新车资讯盘点[并不简单]】今天汽车圈又发生了哪些大事？关心的朋友来看看门道，路过的车友欢迎吃瓜！[坏笑]欢迎大家评论区聊起来~热乎的最in车讯盘点分享给大家↓↓↓[憧憬]
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...全文： m.weibo
[# # new cia 【 - new information inventory today [] are not simple 】 what had happened to the car around and great things today? Care about friends to look at the doorway, passing cyclists welcome to eat the melon! [laugh] welcome comments area talk ~ hot most the vehicle dispatch in inventory to share with everyone left left left [hope] tAiNjoAE tAiNVYRZ tAiNpLD tAiNhaeI ... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯；快速的新车报道；全面的车型数据；及时的车型报价；丰富的汽车活动。