2017年12月3日星期日

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李克勤:
    早上六點的鄭州機場
#駐馬店##我喜歡商演# tRYOKEtt ​​​

[早上六点的郑州机场< br >驻马店# #我喜欢商演# tryokett]


北美吐槽君:
    “从这三天穿过的衣服和包里翻出这些钱来,我怎么才能控制花钱精于理财?(图)” ​​​
[From the three days through the clothes and the bag to dig out the money and how can I control the money in financial? (FIG.)]


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延参法师:
    拥有幸福的人一定要有一双善于发现美的眼睛和一颗懂得珍惜的心!总有一种幸福属于我们,或许就在身旁,或许在某个角落。早安。 ​​​
[Have a happy person must have a pair of good at discovering beautiful eyes and a heart to know to cherish! There is always a kind of happiness belong to us, may be in the side, perhaps in a corner. Good morning. ​​​]


作家

一颗番茄仔:
    老规矩 醒来记得跑来小娘子这踩一踩留下个脚印👣什么的[doge] ​​​
[As usual 醒来记得跑来小娘子这踩一踩留下个脚印👣什么的[doge] ​​​]


笨死啦

微天下:
    【夏威夷州冷战后首次鸣警笛】CBS新闻报道,当地时间周五,美国夏威夷州各地自冷战结束后第一次响起了警笛,目的是为提醒游客和居民防范可能发生的朝鲜核攻击。报道称,警笛持续响了一分钟。当地官员表示,如果真有导弹发射,居民和游客将有不到分钟的时间来避难。夏威夷州州长大卫·伊格说:“我们认 ​​​
[【 Hawaii after the cold war for the first time singing siren 】 CBS news reports, local time Friday, the United States for the first time since the end of the cold war around Hawaii sounded the siren, aims to remind tourists and residents to guard against the possibility of north Koreas nuclear attack. According to the report, siren rang a minutes. Local officials said that if there is a missile launch, residents and visitors will have less than minutes to take refuge. Hawaiis governor David eagle said we think]


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让你逗我笑:
    【网友常喂的流浪狗偶尔带礼物来报恩,最后把自己的娃也送给网友了 】   刚遇见它时狗狗眼睛上有伤,网友就在家门口每天为它准备粮食,并用眼药水帮狗狗治疗眼睛。狗狗每次吃饱就会跑出去玩,第二天饿的时候再来讨吃的,它走时网友都会叮嘱一句明天记得过来,可喂了一个月后狗狗突然消失了。没想到的是 ​​​
[Net friend often feed the stray dogs to bring a gift to repay that once in a while, finally gave own Eva to net friend 】 just wound in dogs eyes when you meet it, Internet at home to prepare food every day, and using eye drops to help the dog dog eye treatment. Every time the dog eat satisfied will run out to play, the second day hungry again to beg for food, when it leaves a net friend told a remember tomorrow, dogs can be fed a months after suddenly disappeared. Didnt think of is]


砖挑各种生活中的幽默搞笑逗比正能量温暖爱心的视频和段子,就为让你开心让你充满阳光和正能量、积极向上,转发、原发、带号业务合作请私信

逗大师:
    三穷三富过到老,十年兴败谁知晓,谁人背后无人说,谁人背后不说人!什么是真,什么是假,喜我者,我惜之,嫌我者,我弃之。也许你很牛,但我未必看的起你,也许你啥也不是,但我不会嫌弃你,你为我付出,我必对得起你,你敢在我身上赌。我会拼命让你赢!这就是以心换心!你真我更真,你假我转身!大起 ​​​
[Three poor three rich over to old, years and who wins, who said no one behind, who say people behind! What is true and what is false, like me, I regret, suspicion I, I left. Maybe you are very cow, but I may not see you, maybe you nothing, but I will not abandon you, you pay for me, I will live up to you, you dare to bet on me. I will try very hard to let you win! This is in the heart in heart! Your true self, false I turned and you! Big up]


QQ .电话 逗大师唯一联系qq和电话。最近发现有人q q上冒充。提醒朋友们一下,以防被骗。你负责开心快乐,我负责装逼得瑟。

看评论也是醉了:
    当一个姑娘真的成熟了,她就不会爱一个傻逼了 ​#情感# ​ ​​​
[When a girl really mature, she wouldnt love a shitty # # emotion]


合作QQ

王逗逗的小时候--:
    超凶 (•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ ​​​



你算哪个小土豆阿

咱们一起去旅行:
    青岛本地人打造的最实用的青岛旅游攻略来了! ​​​​
[Qingdao natives build Qingdao travel guide to the most practical! ​​​​]


游览世界美景。咱们一起去旅行!

视觉酱:
    现在开始坏运气清零好运加满 ​​​🏻 ​​​​
[XianZaiKaiShiHuaiYunQiQingLingHaoYunJiaMan ​​​🏻 ​​​​]


横看成岭侧成峰,远近高低各不同。

几米漫画集:
    长大了,
总有那么一两次,
你会为重视的人奔跑,
因为是对的人,走路真的来不及。 ​​​

[Grow up, < br > there is always one or two times, < br > youll be running attaches great importance to the people, < br > because it is the right person, walk really too late. ​​​]


迷宫般的城市,让人习惯看相同的景物,走相同的路线,到相同的目的地;习惯让人的生活不再变化。

英国足球那点事:
    【这是在打游戏吗?[允悲]】
控球率:%-%
角球:-
射门:-
射正:-

比分:- ([费解][费解][费解]

#阿森纳VS曼联# ​​​

[This is in play game? [allow sad]] < br > possession % % < br > - corner - < br > shot - < br > shoot are - < br > < br > the score - ([difficult] [difficult] [difficult] < br > < br > # # Arsenal v Manchester united]


公众号FootballinUK 曾收到阿斯顿维拉官方祝福 资深托吹 帕杜颜粉团团长

赤峰龙腾:
    看了韩雪挂窗帘,终于知道为啥维秘张邀请函都请不到她,门户高 ​​​
[To see han hang curtain, finally know why d secret invitation letter please less than her, portal is high]


喷饭菌:
    清华大学一同学在写作业,电脑上正与他视频的是他异地的女朋友. 两个人静静无言,埋头做功课,偶尔抬头看看对方,然后又埋头继续学习——这才是爱情. 爱情不是两个人一起逛街,一起吃饭,甜言蜜语,朝夕缠绵,甚至不是紧握双手. 而是为了对方,成为更出色的人。[good] ​​​
[Tsinghua university students in the homework, on a computer with him, his video long-distance girlfriend. Both silent, hard to do homework, occasionally look at each other, and then continue to learn, this is love. Love is not two people go shopping, eat together, sweet, lingering, seize the day and not even hold hands. But to each other and become better people. [good]]


一个走心的逗比~

浮力白菜君:
    早上好,都起床了吗?签到啦,,,

醒了点个赞,评论点赞中选一个,送.元早安包[心][心][心] ​​​

[Good morning, get up? Sign in,,, < br > < br > wake up a little bit of a praise, comment appoint a thumb up. Good morning yuan package [heart] [heart] [heart]]


专注于各种互联网福利(各种白菜优惠活动,支付宝红包口令,微博红包等)

纯良叫兽:
    据说这就是情侣们早上醒来的样子 ​​​​
[It is said that this is the way couples wake up in the morning]


关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES! 广告合作QQ联系:

李敖观天下:
    普京 一位身份成谜的男子,一位被总统耽误的超级网红 . ​​​
[Mr Putin an identity a mystery man, a delay super net red of the President.]


说点真话,站在名人的角度看世界。大师微博&哈囉李敖 欢迎关注!

吃货爱做饭:
    【虎皮青椒】这道菜,不敢吃的怕它,爱吃的能吃一整盘! ​​​​#美食# ​​​
[This dish, tiger green pepper 】 【 not dare eat afraid of it, love to eat can eat a whole plate! Food # #]


拴住TA的胃,留住TA的心,就关注@吃货爱做饭。合作请私信

深圳交警:
    #深圳宝安国际马拉松赛# 健儿们,准备好了吗?深圳交警 在现场做好交通保障。 ​​​
[# # shenzhen baoan international marathon athletes, are you ready? Shenzhen traffic police on the scene to increase the traffic security. ​​​]


【搭建沟通互动平台·服务大家安全出行】@深圳交警 是深圳市公安局交通警察局的官方微博,通过本微博,深圳交警将为大家提供以下服务:、发布交通信息;、公布交通政策;、开展安全宣传;、广泛收集民意;、解答群众疑问;、受理业务咨询; 、接受群众举报;在这里,深圳交警也会为您剖析事故背后的深层原因;提供安全出行的温馨提示。另外,非紧急情况,您可以@深圳交警 向我们反映问题;遇紧急情况需报警时,请及时拨打、;不方便拨打电话时,可以编辑信息发送至深圳市公安局短信报警平台,以便我们及时出警。

-阿树老师-:
    早^_^

#树爷早起团# ​​​

[Early ^_^ < br > < br > ye the early group # # tree]


微信公众号:阿树看世界

猫小北的厕所读物:
    请你以后放过火龙果 ​​​​#搞笑# ​​​
[Would you please pass pitaya # funny # later]


每日更新最好玩的奇葩帖,最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ

情思屿路:
    你应该很孤单吧,一个人刷着微博,而这一秒,你正好看到了我的微博,这一秒你是属于我的,你好,朋友们。早安[太阳][鲜花] ​​​
[You should be very lonely, a person to brush the weibo, and that one second, you just saw my weibo, that one second you belongs to me, how are you, my friends. Good morning [sun] [flowers]]


微博认准:知名情感博主

索达吉堪布:
    分享一个小故事:一位老人非常孤独,丈夫、儿子死于车祸,她在老人院里得了抑郁症,医生对她也特别嫌弃。她准备买药自杀,结果卖药的人态度和善,对她很有耐心。临走时,她塞给那人一个纸条,上面写着:“今天我本想离开人世,但你的笑容温暖了我冰封的心,给我了活下去的力量,谢谢!”
所以,我们平 ​​​

[Share a little story an old man is very lonely, her husband and son died in a car accident, she had depression in the elderly orphanage and doctors also abandon to her. She is going to buy medicine suicide, as a result, the drug seller attitude, for she was very patient. When he left, she gave the man a piece of paper, it read today I wanted to die, but your smile warm my frozen heart, give me the strength to live, thank you! < br > so, our flat]


微信公众号:sdjkb

我没钱可我想旅行:
    哪些消费不高、不用签证的国家适合旅行? ​​​
[What the consumer is not high, suitable for travel without a visa country? ​​​]


爱旅游,个人薇❤:lvxing

演员王妍之:
    盛年不重来 一日难再晨 及时当勉励 岁月不待人 🔷 ​​​
[Prime not heavy to A day of hard morning again JiShiDangMianLi SuiYueBuDaiRen 🔷 ​​​]


距理性太近 离灵魂太远 ❤️(工作请联系经纪人 @黄晓东 【非公勿扰】)

笑话:
    愿所有女孩子今年冬天
都能把手伸进喜欢的人的衣领里 暖暖的 [心] ​​​​

[I hope all girls < br > this winter can put his hand into the collar of the one you like in warm [heart]]


笑话菌,你每天的益生菌!!! 欢迎投稿!合作互推Q

雩歌:
    Morning[太阳] ​​​
[Morning [sun]]


remember us for we too have lived loved and laughed

让你逗我笑:
    这只叫Rani的金毛,热爱捉鱼,还用面包屑钓鱼。。。已经好几年了,风雨无阻,真爱 #这个我服# ​​​
[The golden retriever named Rani love catch fish with bread crumbs fishing... Has for several years, rain or shine, true love take # # the I]


砖挑各种生活中的幽默搞笑逗比正能量温暖爱心的视频和段子,就为让你开心让你充满阳光和正能量、积极向上,转发、原发、带号业务合作请私信

笑趴了:
    真心英雄!【湖北民警凌晨下班遇三男欺负一女子,出手制止被刺穿心肺】月日凌晨时许,湖北咸宁市温泉公安分局岔路口派出所民警夏祖星做完笔录,在回家途中,看到三男欺负一女子,他下车亮明身份制止过程中,遭遇袭击,被其中一男子刺中刀,其中一刀捅穿了肺部。他负伤追了约米远,实在跑不动了 ​​​
[True hero! The hubei police work in the morning to meet three men bully a woman, to stop the punctured heart 】 month determined morning xu, hubei eco-circumstances and hot spring Xia Zuxing finished the record, the fork in the road police station public security bureau police on the way home, saw three men bully a woman, he gets out bright Ming identity to stop the process, encounter attack, stung by one of the men dao, with a knife stabbed through the lungs. He wounded chase about metres, it is running]


我只是喜欢一个将快乐收集起来的小趴(内容均来自网络),不喜欢的可以不关注,请不要喷我!因为关爱智障,人人有责!

正能量录:
    很喜欢这句话:与真诚的人交心,对懂得感恩的人付出,远离消耗自己的人 。 ​​​​
[Like this sentence with sincere heart, to the grateful people pay, away from the burn themselves. ​​​​]


每天正能量!商务合作请加qq:

情感台词:
    

如果一个人真的想你,他会来找你,没有例外。

If a person really misses you,he will come to you,no exception. ​ ​​​

[ღ < br > < br > if a person really miss you, he will come to you, there is no exception. < br > < br > If a person really misses you, he will to you, no exception.]


总有一句台词,符合你的心境。喜欢我的宝宝们快来关注我的微信号:mrqyjx 每天都会更新美文美图呦。

新浪财经:
    【国家铁路局清理取消乘车证 张乘车证全部清理取消】国家铁路局网站公布消息称,铁路乘车证是原铁道部时期延续下来的一种乘车凭证,主要用于因公出差。政企分开改革后,作为政府部门,国家铁路局负责铁路行业监督管理工作,下设沈阳、上海、广州、成都、武汉、西安、兰州等…tRYOxod ​​​
[The national railway cancel the boarding card A clear pass all cancelled 】 national railway administration website news that railway boarding card is the original mor period lasted a transportation vouchers, mainly for business trips. Separate government functions from enterprise management reform, as a government department, the state railways shall be responsible for the supervision and administration of railway industry, shenyang, Shanghai, guangzhou, chengdu, wuhan, xi an, lanzhou, etc... tRYOxod]


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克利夫兰骑士:
    老詹说,虽然有点小意外,但依然非常荣幸获得NBA月最佳球员的称号,即使自己已经在NBA打了这么多个年头,知道自己的发挥依然是最高水平很有意义。 ​​​
[Old zhan said, although a little accident, but still very honored to get the NBA player of the month, even if he had been playing for so many years in the NBA, and know that his play is still the highest level is very meaningful. ​​​]


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