2017年12月22日星期五

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北美吐槽君:
    “岁男生该不该和妈妈同睡一张床” ​​​
[The age of boys shouldnt slept in a bed and her mother]


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韩国me2day:
    【SMTOWN】今晚给大家送上#EXO# #边伯贤#为演唱的歌曲作为晚安曲~[月亮] tRTeltTN ​​​
[Give you tonight to SMTOWN 】 【 # # # xian EXO# for < exobiology NEXT > feel singing songs < Beautiful > as a goodnight ~ [moon] tRTeltTN]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

德卡先生的信箱:
    “你写的东西怎么都那么难过啊”
“因为…字字是他”
tRTeWkbr ​​​

[How do you write something so sad ah < br > because... Every word is his < br > tRTeWkbr]


𐂂:寄存你想说的话/私信投递 · 匿名发布/不欢迎没有礼貌的人

Kakakaoo-:
    刚刚刘阳一本正经的给我讲,
人身上的所有器官的存在都是有它的道理和用处的,
然后我问了一句
那你的咪咪是拿来干嘛的呀?
他突然就不说话了[笑而不语] ​​​

[Liu Yang prim told me just now, < br > people there are good reasons why the existence of all organs are and useless, < br > and then I asked < br > that your Mimi is why ah? < br > he suddenly not talking [smiling without a word]]


重庆妹儿💪👩♋️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱♍️👨

宇哥考研:
    我与你们,感同身受;我与你们,同甘共苦,我与你们,坚持到底。 ​​​
[I am with you, empathy; I am with you, share the joys and sorrows, I am with you, hold on to the end. ​​​]


一名普通的考研数学辅导教师,但是深知同学们考研之路的酸甜苦辣,愿和万千学子一起,直面真实的考研生活。

陶白白Sensei:
    趁年轻的时候多逼自己一把,没错的!
(睡前打气) ​​​

[Young force yourself more, thats right! < br > (< cheer)]


不再迷人的混蛋

他予他梦:
    这个世界上最单纯,最无条件的喜欢是,就算你不对我好,我还是会继续喜欢你。我不会埋怨你,但也不会再靠近了,假如有一天你找我,需要我的帮助或是其他,我还是会义不容辞地鞠躬尽瘁,在自己喜欢的人面前就是这么没骨气。从今以后我会把对你的感情收藏起来,不再招摇过市。我会过得很好,希望你也是。 ​​​
[One of the worlds most pure, most unconditional love is, even if you dont good to me, I will still continue to like you. I wont blame you, but also wont close to, if one day you find me, you need my help or other, I will still duty-bound to exert all his efforts and in front of the person you love is so spineless. From now on I will put on your feelings away, no longer display. Ill have a good, hope you also. ​​​]


心中藏之,无日忘之。

假装在纽约:
    开始嗜甜食是不是中年危机的表现 [生病] ​​​
[Start addicted to sweets is the performance of the midlife crisis [ill]]


纽约市人民政府驻北京办事处主任 联系邮箱 ask@jiazhuang.us 微信公众号 mr-jiazhuang

郭雪芙HF_K:
    媚者無疆💋
即將告一段落...
下一個會是什麼呢?🤗
焦掉的髮尾[草泥馬] ​​​

[媚者无疆💋
即将告一段落... < br > the next what is it? 🤗
焦掉的发尾[草泥马] ​​​]



工作請洽我經紀人Elsa~ Email@qq 謝謝大家

扛大刀的我:
    正在签名包榨菜的时候随手刷到微博!!!!我要气死了!!!!!我要气死了!!!!!算了,看在搭档真的太美太美的份上。。。。我以后还是安安分分的跟我的朴宝剑过日子吧。。 ​​​
[Was signed package pickle with brush to weibo!!!!!!!!!! I am so angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so angry!!!!!!!!!!! Forget it, it is so beautiful too beautiful for partners sake... I will still be content with my PiaoBaoJian life.. ​​​]


筷子手

BIGBIG张大大:
    很长的一段时间里,看到很多的抹黑、歪曲事实甚至是无中生有的报道和文章,第一反应一定是委屈生气甚至是愤怒。但冷静过后想想,部分人只是看了这些完全不实的报道和别有用心的引导暂时地不喜欢或者讨厌你,那么一定要更努力认真地做好自己,才有机会能让更多人看到和听到真实的你!虽然这很难,但这世 ​​​
[A long period of time, see a lot of smear, distorted the facts, and even false reports and articles, the first reaction must be angry, and even anger. But calm after think about it, some people just look at these completely untrue reports and have ulterior motives to guide temporarily dont like or hate you, so must do more efforts seriously, have a chance to let more people see and hear the real you! Although its hard, but the world]


【工作联系】谢婷--

人民网:
    【童年时的“殿堂级”零食,你最爱哪一种?】来暴露一下年龄吧,吃过种及以上的自觉转[偷笑] ​​​​
[Childhood beer snack, which one you like best? To expose the age, eaten species and more consciously turn [laugh]]


报道全球 传播中国

NASA爱好者:
    孟菲斯,杰克逊,新奥尔良,伯明翰,迈阿密等城市的夜景,由NASA宇航员Mark T. Vande Hei拍摄,来源:tRTeWu 更多详见:tRTeWuo ​​​
[Memphis, Jackson, New Orleans, Birmingham, Miami, the night scenery of the city, by NASA astronaut Mark t. Vande Hei, source tRTeWu more see tRTeWuo]


由NASA爱好者维护的天文,航空,航天,科普自媒体,并非NASA官方微博。

Houson猴姆:
    太太太太甜了!休叔休·杰克曼一家最新街拍美图曝光!休叔和爱妻Deborra-Lee Furness又接吻!!俩人相视的表情和动作就像孩子一样!写满了天真浪漫![抓狂][抓狂][抓狂][舔屏][舔屏] ​​​
[The wife wife sweet! Hugh tertiary Hugh jackman, a latest street snap the beautiful light! Hugh uncle and his wife Deborra - Lee Furness kiss again!! Two people each other expressions and actions, like a child! Write full of innocent romance! [mad] [mad] [mad] [lick screen] [lick screen]]


这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

大脑切片:
    没关系,会好的[ok] ​​​
[It doesnt matter, will be a good [ok]]


这次 你是不是再也不会离开了

贴吧娘:
    今天也是精致的猪猪女孩! ​​​
[Today is also a delicate pig girl! ​​​]


分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿

_HGE_:
    不要脸的小三儿 欧巴一来我家它就开始蹭蹭蹭 拜托你他妈是男的 蹭有用吗 没用!ok?欧巴爱的是我 ​​​
[Shameless of small three Obama makes it begins to Dally over my house Please you his mama is male ceng useful No use! Ok? Obama is my love]


垃圾淘宝店主 我不是什么好人 淘宝:HGE TATTOO

正能量录:
    尽己力,听天命,无愧于心,不惑于情,顺势而为,随遇而安,知错就改,迷途知返。在喜欢自己的人身上用心,在不喜欢自己的人身上健忘。如此一生,甚好。 ​ ​​​
[Exerting force, listen to destiny, is worthy of the heart, united in love, for those routes, happy-go-lucky, mistakes will change, side. In a man like my heart, in people who do not like your forgetfulness. So life, very good. ​ ​​​]


每天正能量!商务合作请加qq:

天真无邪小仙女:
    和他结婚以后,每晚睡觉我都必须让他抱着才能睡着。
有一次我们吵架了,我躺在床上拉着他的手说:“老公你跟我说一句晚安吧。”他故意赌气不理我。
我又接着带着哭腔说:“求求你了,你抱着我也行。”
我翻来覆去求了好几遍,差点真的哭出来了。
我知道那晚吵架他被我气得不行,气得直哆嗦。索性拉着他 ​​​

[And after he got married, go to bed every night I have to let him hold to fall asleep. < br > once we quarreled, I lay in bed hold his hand and said, the husband you say good night with me. His anger deliberately ignored me. < br > I then bring into tears, said please, you hold me. < br > I tossed and turned for several times, almost really cry. < br > I know that he was I was so angry quarrel no, trembling with anger. Simply pull him]


一个幸福感很强的话痨

清南师兄:
    你为何深夜未眠?[月亮] ​​​
[Why are you a sleepless night? [moon]]


躬耕于清华的南方都市人,青年人必读的活百科全书,社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

大胃mini:
    #大胃mini##大胃王mini##全天下我最美#
你们见过这种生日当天光顾着浪生日过完了才想起来发微博的嘛[笑cry]~真的好开心~有这么多好朋友一起过生日 一起打打闹闹嘻嘻哈哈吃喝玩乐~
不过我不管~不管过多少个生日~我都要把自己永远都活成岁~
送自己一个迟到的生日快乐~再加一句有你们真好[心][心][心] ​​​

[# # # the big stomach mini# big eaters mini# whole world my best # < br > have you ever seen this kind of birthday that day to visit the sea birthday had just remembered the tweeting [laugh cry] ~ really good happy birthday ~ there are so many good friends together to beat xi xi ha ha ~ < br > but I play and eat, no matter how many birthday ~ ~ no matter I will never live for the old ~ < br > send yourself a happy birthday ~ for being late to add its good to have your [heart] [heart] [heart]]


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我是种草囤货菌:
    有哪些百.元货买了之后,会让人因生活质量和幸福感提升而感觉相见恨晚? ​​​​
[What are the best. After yuan goods bought, can let a person because of the quality of life and happiness brief encounter feeling ascension? ​​​​]


推广合作QQ:(是Q号不是Q名,不要加错被骗)

汤圆Mamma:
    妈妈的心思真是奇怪!一边想要暂时离开宝宝,只为求一个整觉、或一次属于自己的逛街、或安静的看一部电影,一边又念念不舍:她他现在睡了吗?哭了吗?吃得好吗?想我了吗?

说实话,从生完孩子那天起,我就没睡过整觉了;也不记得有多久没进过电影院了...有时候觉得自己太放不了手,可是转头一想,又 ​​​

[The mind of the mother is really strange! Want to leave the baby, only for a night, or a belongs to own shopping, a movie or a quiet, while not give read her he sleep now? Crying? Have a good meal? Want to me? < br > < br > to be honest, gave birth to the child from that day on, I havent slept whole night; Dont remember how long didnt went to the cinema... Sometimes dont feel so let go, but turn a thought, again]


一枚摩羯妈妈,一只双鱼座女宝:)

高晓攀:
    上午安徽卫视采访,中午百度餐,下午当了百度员工,晚上公益活动,然后新浪粉丝见面采访,然后创作创作创作!我想说的是:冬至,我想吃饺子! ​​​
[Baidu meal anhui satellite TV interview in the morning, noon, afternoon when the baidu employees, public welfare activities in the evening, and then interview sina fans meet, then creation creation creation! I want to say is the winter solstice, I would like to eat dumplings! ​​​]


工作经纪联络:(非工作勿扰,谢谢合作)

MissAliceee:
    这段时间总看到星象说马上土星进入摩羯,未来三年是一个良性的大挑战和考验,自己隐隐也有这种感觉。从头再来也没什么负担,反而有了新的斗志✌️半夜找到自己的感觉不要太好,必须Mark一下,那就加油吧大龄少女~ ​​​
[This paragraph of time always see star said immediately Saturn in Capricorn, the next three years is a benign big challenges and tests, their faint also have this feeling. Instead, there is no burden start all over again, a new spirit ✌ ️ I dont feel very good in the middle of the night to find their own, must have a Mark, then go to older girl ~]


若你喜欢怪人,其实我很美。 工作请发送至missaliceee@

SurbLue:
    要感謝每一個讓你覺得生活還很美好的存在 ​​​
[Thanks to each and every one makes you feel the existence of life is also very beautiful]


很笨

阿沁嫂-:
    ok 今天也要早睡!
睡! ​​​

[Ok today also want to go to bed early! < br > sleep! ​​​]


头像即本人

麦刻风:
    想穿越想飞天想变成造字的仓颉,写出,能让你快回来的诗篇。 ​​​
[Think through want flying into word changjie, write, can let you quickly come back poem. ​​​]


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妖姬葵:
    【微博男性平均长度CM】图片是在教科书找到的。就当我孤陋寡闻吧,就当我这个人没什么深度吧。。。本女也算是阅男无数了,亲眼见过最大的是,亲身感受最大的是,因为我的极限是,舒适长度是-,的那位仁兄感觉有点多余。我见过的大部分都是-的,一点都不觉得短啊,大部分男人不都是这 ​​​
[CM 】 【 weibo male average length of picture is found in textbooks. When I informed, when I had this man depth... This woman is read countless men, saw the biggest is that experience the biggest is that because of my limit is, comfortable length is -- - the man feels a bit redundant. Ive seen most of them are - and it doesnt feel short, most men are not here]


人际关系与行为心理的多种可能性

一句心情签名:
    最难过的,莫过于当你遇上一个特别的人,却明白永远不可能在一起,或迟或早,你不得不放弃。 ​​​​
[The most sad, is when you meet someone special, but understand that could never be together, sooner or later, you have to give up. ​​​​]


有没有一个词、一句话,让你想起某件事、某个人;有没有那么一段情,让你。。

鸡翅给你吃:
    大半夜躺在床上摸着自己的肚皮在想:今天也没吃什么东西啊为什么肚子吃这么大了? ​​​
[Always lie on the bed touching his belly was thinking today also didnt eat what ah why belly so big? ​​​]


love u mother who who

笑话趣图大百科:
    累死你的不是工作,而是工作中遇到的人。 ​​​
[Not dead tired of your job, but encountered in the work. ​​​]


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演员安娜金:
    #我被笑尿了##女生搞怪头像##演员安娜金##超级访问安娜金# 经常听到歌手说“下面这首歌送给大家。”我就郁闷了,既然是送给我们,干嘛还要我们买门票啊? ​​​
[# I was smile urine whimsy head # # # # girl actress Anna # # # super visit Anna gold often hear singer said this song for you. I am depressed, since it is sent to us, why we buy tickets? ​​​]


安娜金 法中越三国混血。美国纽约电影表演学校毕业,加拿大VFS毕业回国。代表作《灭口》女一、《片场风云之冤家姐妹》女一、《姐妹》女一《上海》

汉达诺维齐:
    官推--今天在苏宁体育中心,全体球员、斯帕莱蒂及其教练组成员先是与少东家见面,并祝他生日快乐,然后再开始进行训练。
#没礼物#[笑cry] ​​​

[Officer -- in su ning sports center, today all the players, luciano spalletti and its staff members first meet with the small club, and I wish him a happy birthday, and then start training. < br > # # no gift [laugh cry]]


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