2017年3月24日星期五

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北美吐槽君:
    “室友凌晨两三点钟打死了我的猫” ​​​​后续,原帖图二(原帖传送门tRcwqgP) ​​​
[Roommate two killed my cat at three o clock in the morning follow-up, the original special (pole portal tRcwqgP)]

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罗晋:
    嗯,行,腫著來⋯腫著去⋯我想我可能有點腫[挖鼻] ​​​
[Yes, swollen with.. Swollen to. I think I might be a little swollen (nose)]

我就是我!
工作室:ningran@gmail

手帐少年:
    评论里挑一位评论被回复最多的小可爱送以下零食。[污] ​​​
[Comments to pick a comment was most reply little cute to send the following snack. [pollution]]

一个每天推荐各种家居装修,文具手帐,创造美好生活的少年ლ(╹◡╹ლ

视觉酱:
    波兰的夜光自行车车道! 白天吸取阳光,到了晚上就变成了超美的夜光车道了! ​​​
[Polands luminous bike lanes! Absorb sunlight during the day and at night becomes a super beautiful luminous lane! ​​​]

横看成岭侧成峰,远近高低各不同。

LOL_洞主:
    难得到深圳出差…酒店居然都满了。跟凯哥潇洒的走在热风中寻找安身之所!还有没睡的瘟猪吗?进来放个屁! ​​​
[Difficult to get on a business trip in shenzhen... Hotels are full. Withs natural and unrestrained go seek shelter in the hot air! Wen pig and didnt sleep? Came in to put a fart! ​​​]

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CP少女头像:
    比起每天的早安和晚安,我更愿意每天在你踢被子的时候,偷偷帮你盖上,用行动呵护你一辈子~ ​​​​
[Than good morning and good night every day, Id prefer to a day when you kick a quilt, secretly help you cover, care for you for a lifetime ~ by action]

关注我今天一定会有好运,也会脱单哦~❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ:

别加我了我不同意了已经:
    要看的评论点赞了 不要钱!!!!!!#麻椒琪琪##女主播黄鳝# ​​​
[To see the comments thumb up Dont money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! # # hemp pepper kiki # # anchorwoman eel]

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小米说笑话:
    如果你有个调皮的女朋友,那么你以后的的生活可能是这个样子的。 ​​​​
[If you have a naughty girlfriend, so for the rest of your life might be like this. ​​​​]

新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员,精选幽默、笑话、趣图、搞笑段子等,让您的生活充满快乐,欢迎你的关注。

lane319:
    自己看live照片… 关注我 私我…#黄鳝女主播视频# ​​​
[You see live pictures... Pay attention to my private I... # # eel anchorwoman video]

想念式007麟贝:
    [微风][微风]今日火爆的女主播黄鳝,视频太重口味了,夜猫子快来[来], 好奇心大的快来[来], ​绝对让你大开眼界 ​​​
[[wind] [wind] todays hottest anchorwoman eel, the video is too heavy taste, late come [to], curiosity come [to], absolutely let you an eye-opener]

用爱生活,你会使自己幸福!防辐射眼镜有用吗用爱工作,你会使很多人幸福!

晓非在78省:
    离开里昂一个月时,收到了里昂托儿所寄来的用妮宝的照片和阿姨的留言做的手工纪念册。感动❤️……看得出来阿姨们很关心和喜欢小妮。我怕妮把纪念册弄坏,本打算给她收起来,长大点再看。但妮宝似乎很喜欢一边翻阅照片,一边怀念“往事”[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]。纪念册的首页正中写的是妮的名字。妮每次说 ​​​
[Leave Lyon, a month received from Lyon in the nursery with pictures of her treasure and aunt message do manual book. Moved by ❤ ️... See aunts are very concerned about and xiao ni. Im afraid she break autograph album, planned to give her away, grow up to see. Flicked through a photograph, but she seems to like treasure side miss events (ha ha)ha ha ha ha. Autograph of the center of the front page wrote her name. Every time she said]

射手+大🦁️+小🦁️

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[【张志坚翡翠工作室作品】
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三十二应周尘刹, 百千万劫化阎浮.
瓶中甘露常遍洒, 手内杨枝不计秋.
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当人群中就你一个人:
    走了才明白 ​​​
[Go to understand]

反吃瓜联盟:
    “川普医保”左看右看更像是富人减税的一场狂欢。就像一个有钱人、一个中产、一个穷人一起坐飞机,空乘送上个小饼干,有钱人赶紧拿走其中个,然后告诉中产:你得赶紧把剩下那个饼干吃了,不然穷人就抢走了。 ​​​
[Trump health left see right to see more like the rich tax cuts a carnival. Is like a rich man, a middle and a poor man with flying, flight attendant on a biscuit, rich man hurriedly take a among them, and then tell the middle you must put the biscuits left quickly, or the poor would have robbed. ​​​]

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豬---豬:
    《群星唱談鄭少秋》錄影 合影 ​​​
[The stars sing about Adam cheung siu-chow video]

創二豬+吃貨豬+腦殘豬

xiaowei-zhou:
     婆婆送的精品双面画扇面,一面还是画+剪纸套画(我都不知道这种画该给个啥名字)。看非常出来婆婆很专心的创作,而且还有创新呢!从没学过画画,多岁才开始画,她老人家真的是很有天赋的啊! ​​​
[Mother-in-law to send high-quality goods double-sided painting sector, side or painting + paper-cut set (I dont know this draw what the name). Look very out mother-in-law very attentively creation, but also innovation! Never learned to draw, s began painting, she is really talented! ​​​]

浪迹:成都,重庆,成都,荷兰Eindhoven,苏州,上海,荷兰海牙... ...; 飘过:世界的一些角落... ...; 向往; 没飘过的地球的各个角落... ...

泛读人生:
    错的人迟早走散,而相爱的终将再相逢 ​​​
[Sooner or later, the wrong people get separated, and love each other will meet again]

时尚少男。许我一袭袈裟,伴你浪迹天涯。许我绿树红花,陪你青丝白发。

全球流行风尚:
    瞧这俩交警干的好事!万网友看完忍不住点了赞!事发山东莱州。为正能量点赞![赞] tRcwFZ . ​​​
[Look at the two traffic police done! Thousands of netizens watching couldnt help but some praise! The shandong laizhou. For the positive energy thumb up! [who] tRcwFZ.]

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楚楚家的小猫呢:
    拜拜,土豪国[鼓掌] ​​​
[Bye, the local tyrants countries [applause.]]

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说给lo娘:
    投稿 求名字 就这样!拜托各位! ​​​
[Contribute to name In this way! Come on, ladies and gentlemen! ​​​]

接受私信 原创评论艾特投稿 转发艾特看不到哦。投稿前请仔细查看置顶微博内容和评论。

一句精彩英文语录:
    All girls want to be a happy person, then they dont know, happiness is love for the people.
女孩都想成为幸福的人,后来她们才知道,原来幸福不过就是爱对了人。 ​​​

[All girls want to be a happy person, then they dont know, happiness is love for the people. < br > girl who wants to be happy, then they just know, original happiness but is love the right person. ​​​]

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古月月月月月云:
    很疲倦又睡不着的时候就想掀桌子
我大概是太暴躁了 ​​​

[Very tired and cant sleep when you want to lift the table < br > I probably was too violent]

曾经是个行走在T台的模特,现在只是个行走在路上的傻大个。

BranchingProcess:
    撑。想冒雨走回家,然而雨有点大,觉得悲伤的感觉好像不适合我这种没什么事吃饱了撑的人,遂放弃。
#圣母院站有个亚裔大叔在拉大提琴,点去面馆点回家发现他还在那里,无人问津,生活好艰难。 ​​​

[Brace. Want to walk home in the rain, the rain is a bit big, however, feel like the feeling of sadness is not suitable for me that its nothing full support, then give up. < br > # Notre Dame stands a Asian uncle in cello, point to noodle point home found that he was there, no takers, life good hard. ​​​]

请以<假如我是一棵树>写一篇不少于字的作文。(分)

写给前任的999封情书:
    很多事情,我并不是不知道,
不在意,只是不想斤斤计较,不想戳穿你。
那么请你在骗我的同时,也请注意点分寸。 ​ ​​​

[A lot of things, Im not dont know. < br > dont care, just dont want to haggle over every ounce, dont want to debunk you. < br > so please lie to me at the same time, also please note that point. ​ ​​​]

你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

柚子娱乐君:
    #女主播黄鳝视频完整##女主播琪琪##女主播黄鳝# 大家注意评论 黄鳝!点赞 然后我发视频!! 人太多了 几千人了 手抽筋了,我一个一个回复!!! 视频不要钱!! ​​​
[Complete # # # anchorwoman eel video anchorwoman kiki # # anchorwoman eel # comments attention Eel! Thumb up Then I sent you a video!!!!! Too many people for thousands of people Hand cramps, I a a reply!!!!!! Video dont money!!!!! ​​​]

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二次原图君:
    女主播黄鳝,真正的完整版是分秒,实在太重口[doge]
别被那些卖片的给骗了,看我获取 ​ ​​​

[Anchorwoman eel, the real is the full version, too heavy mouth [doge] < br > dont be fooled by those who sell piece to, look at me]

做一个有温度的原图君

芯話:
    人生是一场永不落幕的演出;我们每一个人都是演员
只不过、有的人顺从自己;有的人取悦观众 ​​​

[Life is a never ending performance; Every one of us is an actress < br > just, some people obey their; Some people to please the audience]

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每天教你学做菜:
    爱吃栗子的举手!!!! ​ ​​​
[Love to eat chestnuts put up your hands!!!!!!!!! ​ ​​​]

爱美食,爱生活,分享美食作法,分享美食资讯.合作qq

我的电影圈:
    真人版《火影忍者》,鸣人与佐助的对决,全程高能,五毛钱的特效,歪果仁玩出了水平,厉害。tRfmHSxV ​​​
[Live-action naruto, naruto and sasuke, high-energy, effects of the five hair moneys, slanting nuts to play out of the level, ill. tRfmHSxV]

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宋茜:
    爱我的人照样爱我。不爱我的人照样黑我。我改变不了你们,你们也别想改变我。我就是我!半夜饿了吃青团,怎样?!有胖有瘦,有美有丑,这就是人生!(我的账号经纪人发的这种说法太老套了,我的地盘儿我做主OK?!) ​​​
[Love me love me just the same. Black so I dont love me. I cant change you, you also dont want to change me. I am who I am! Hungry stone group, in the middle of the night? ! A fat a thin, beautiful is ugly, this is life! (my account agent of this kind of view is too old, my site, I decide OK?!) ​​​]

国内经纪事务请联系经理人贾士凯:jiashikay@foxmail (仅限工作),感恩

唯美式情感语录:
    不要沉浸在自己的小情绪里
走出来,听听自己心里真实的声音
勇敢地对抗自己执的一面
会发现没有什么大不了的
坚持初心,不违背良心
然后,顺其自然 ​​​

[Do not immersed in their own small mood < br > to come out, listen to the voice of the real in my mind < br > bravely against their holding side < br > will find that there is no big deal < br > adhere to the beginners mind, not betray your own soul < br > then let nature take its course]

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旅者志:
    新手小伙伴看过来!老司机分钟带你入门单反摄影!想学单反,只要分钟就够了!tRLpwx ​​​
[Novice friend see come over! The old driver minutes take you entry-level SLR photography! Want to learn the SLR, as long as the minutes is enough! tRLpwx]

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人民网:
    【大师的时间都去哪了?】达尔文、贝多芬、莫扎特、富兰克林……大师们的一天都是如何安排的?他们用多少时间工作,用多少时间思考,或许有值得我们借鉴的地方↓↓ @经济日报 ​​​​
[Where is the master of the time? Darwin, Beethoven, Mozart, franklin... Masters of the day is how to arrange? How much time they used to work, how much time to think, may be worth our using for reference of local left left @ economic daily]

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我是种草囤货菌:
    口红才是遮黑眼圈的利器,道理我都懂,可是看到她剪了口红那瞬间,我还是心痛到无法呼吸[污] tRUHIIE ​​​
[Lipstick is covered black rim of the eye, I all understand, but see her cut the lipstick that moment, I still heartache to cant breathe tRUHIIE [pollution]]

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