2017年3月30日星期四

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    爆一件你遇到的快递或外卖小哥,最好笑的事 ____________________________ ​​​
[Blasting a delivery or take-out little elder brother, you meet the most funny thing ____________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

思想聚焦:
    如果你累了,就来这里说说话___________________________ ​​​
[If you are tired, you will come here to talk to ___________________________]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

蕭敬騰-LION獅子合唱團:
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喜鵲娛樂 +--- +- chinafun.tw

豆瓣说:
    一人安利一首你最近忽然爱上的单曲循环的歌吧[哆啦A梦微笑] ​​​
[One of amways your recent suddenly fall in love with A single cycle of songs [doraemon smile]]

嘻嘻

许晓诺_senior:
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武汉音乐学院级演艺美声唱法 。工作联络 @mgtv 邓女士。

思想聚焦:
    “幼儿园是一个好大的园,
小学是一个班的小学,
初中是一群人的初中,
高中是几个人的高中,
大学是俩个人的大学......
而上班,是一个人的上班。
原来人就是这样子走向孤独的。 ​” ​​​​

[Good kindergarten is a big garden, < br > primary school is a class of primary school, < br > junior high school junior high school is a group of people, < br > senior high school is high school of a few people, < br > is the people of the two universities... < br > and go to work, is a persons work. < br > who is like this towards alone.]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

MINO_VAN_SONG:
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肖骁Mix:
    原谅另一半出轨之所以难,并不是难在自己要消化这段背叛,而是难在你告诉了他你的底线比出轨还低。。。这件事可怕在于,你会被一直挑战新的底线。。[微笑][微笑][微笑] ​​​
[Forgive derailed the other half is difficult, is not hard on yourself to digest this period of betrayal, it is difficult in you told him about your bottom line is lower than cheating... It is terrible, you will be always challenge the new bottom line.. [smiles] [smiles] [smiles]]

工作联系: 工作邮箱:xiaoxiao@mewemedia

他予他梦:
    记住,不可以让任何人影响你原有的洒脱,绝对不行。 ​​​
[Remember, cant let anyone affect your original free and easy, absolutely not. ​​​]

有人在等我

華研國際音樂北京:
    #田馥甄生日快乐# 她,告诉我们爱要谦卑;她,告诉我们世界之大,人之渺小;
她,告诉我们每一天都有美好的事情发生;她有她独特的田氏甄理。[心]
了解她的人知道她冷静与热情妥协共生的性格,知道她爱养生的日常,更知道她高冷外表下的一颗欢脱的心,那就让这份爱着爱着就永远的陪伴一直包围着爱唱 ​​​

[# # Tian Fu zhen happy birthday, she tells us to love the humble; She told us that the world is big, small people; < br > she tell us every day has a good things happen; She has her unique chef ZhenLi. [heart] < br > who knows she knew her calm and warm compromise symbiotic character, know she loves keeping in good health everyday, more know her high cold under the appearance of an huan of the heart, let the love love will never accompany has always been surrounded by love to sing]

華研國際音樂:him.tw

远洋君叫兽:
    送个电玩小崽。 要的关注转发~ ​​​
[Send a video baby. To the attention of the forward ~]

@蒸汽叫兽 @Feat 斗鱼TV:

五月天资讯台:
    【 #五月天周年# 感性告白五迷】阿信「看看你的左右,這是你當初幻想的世界嗎?也許不一樣,但是我知道,當在你看這段直播,當你來到現場,我知道這一刻對你來說是幸福而且是重要的。如果音樂真的是一台時光機的話,現在,我希望你們的歌聲傳給年前站在台下守著夜的我吧,傳給年前第一次一起上 ​​​
[# # mayday anniversary of perceptual confessions five fans 】 【 ahshin see you around, this is you had a world of fantasy? Maybe not, but I know, when you see this period of live, when you come to the scene, I know that this moment is happiness and it is important for you. If the music is really a time machine, now, I want you to stand in the audience keep singing to years ago the night me, years ago for the first time together]

提供五月天最新最全的演出信息及资讯。

韩国me2day:
    宋旻浩生日快乐~舞台上是WINNER霸气的实力Rapper,舞台下是呆萌可爱的村傻土豆,Swag满满的克里斯马MINO生日粗卡~[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕] ​​​
[Song Min hao happy birthday ~ stage is the WINNER domineering power Rapper, under the stage is cute lovely village silly potato, Swag Chris ma Austin on coarse birthday card full ~ [cake] [cake] [cake]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

丁一晨DYC:
    在新加坡找到生命的真谛✨ ​​​
[Find the true meaning of life ✨ in Singapore]

爱生活爱小点。合作请联系:dingxiaodian@ 工作Q:,公众号:dingxiaodian,淘宝店:丁小点总动员

全球影视指南:
    《夜晚先生的休假》 ,一个超萌的动画短片[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈] 太喜欢了!tRJhxV ​​​
[Mr Night vacation, a super of animated short (ha ha) (ha ha) (ha ha) love it! tRJhxV]

不在看电影,就在看电影的路上!推荐你看的都是好电影,拒接烂片!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow

chaiwofong:
    「愛要耐心等待 仔細尋找 感覺很重要 寧願空白了手 等候一次 真心的擁抱 我相信在這個世界上 一定會遇到 對的人 出現。」 ​​​
[Love to wait Carefully to find the feeling is very important Would rather blank hand waiting for a true hug I believe that will meet the right person in the world. ​​​]

爺兒們

环球时报:
    【晚安】外科手术机器人! 目前除了一些医生操控的机械手之外,已经有不少大学和机构在研究让电脑智能控制进行自动手术的版本..... 看演示视频,感觉科幻片里的一些场景,很快就要又实现一个了.... tRoKF @英国那些事儿 ​​​
[【 good night 】 surgery robot! At present, except for some doctors control manipulator has many universities and institutions in the study of the computer intelligent control for automatic operation version... The images shown in the demo video, the feeling is science fiction, and implement a soon... TRoKF @ the those things]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会# 晒春天[微风] ​​​
[# # god back to slumber will bask [spring breeze]]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

慕寒mio:
    知道你们久等了,收下这朵小花麻溜儿地去睡吧[抱抱]晚安 ​​​
[Know you waiting so long, to accept this little flower hemp LiuEr to sleep [hug] good night]

简单生活。||约歌请发mhagent@||基本不看私信箱

咸贵人:
    有人突然变得特别开朗,可能是内心苦到极致了。苦水嘛,只能囫囵吞下,然后乍乍呼呼消散了去,谁又胆敢细细品尝。 ​​​
[Someone suddenly become especially clear, may be inner bitterness to the extreme. Bitter, only the bolt, then dispelled at first shout, who dare to linger on. ​​​]

我还没放弃,请你也一定要加油。(公微订阅号ID:xianguiren

暴牙三叔:
    长大后才能明白那个转身有多么难。[悲伤]tRIulBpD ​​​
[When I grow up to understand how difficult that turn. [sad] tRIulBpD]

我羡慕我有一口好牙

子望:
    给我一个晚上 我能把夜叹碎 ​​​
[Give me a night Can I take the night with broken]

这是很好,很长的一生。

一支上上签:
    你会得到一切你想要的东西。 ​​​
[You will get everything you want. ​​​]

是你的一支上上签

贴吧君:
    饿了,来一份湿炒牛河吧,简单。 ​​​
[Hungry, Fried to a wet NiuHe, simple. ​​​]

分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿

柯凡:
    杨先生给了个微缩版准MVP当生日礼物,了,感谢生命中所有的遇见和失去,感谢你们中的每一个,同样感谢感谢自己够努力够坚强~ ​​​
[Mr Yang gave a miniature version mvp-caliber as a birthday gift, and thank all meet in the life and lost, thank each one of you, also thank yourself hard enough strong enough ~ thank you]

主持人,工作邮箱:@qq。比分下面的六个黄灯是暂停数。

这里是美国:
    其实人跟树是一样的,越是向往高处的阳光,它的根就越要伸向黑暗的地底。——尼采 ​​​​
[In fact people with tree is the same, the more yearning high sunshine, the root of it, the more to reach the darkness of the underground. -- Nietzsche]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱:usa@huanqiu

皇马新闻:
    攻,他能攻城拔寨,建功立业;

守,他能一夫当关,万夫莫开;

他就是皇马的队长——塞尔吉奥-拉莫斯!

今天是他的岁生日,让我们祝福拉莫斯生日快乐!!

#拉莫斯生日快乐# #皇马历史上的今天#
tRWUqm ​​​

[Attack, he can siege, spurs; < br > < br > keep, he can there, open mo; < br > < br > he is real Madrid captain, sergio ramos! < br > < br > today is his birthday, lets bless ramos happy birthday!! < br > < br > # ramos happy birthday today in the history of the # # # real Madrid < br > tRWUqm]

小时播报皇马相关新闻、图片等。公共号:realmadridcf_news。

天天美食推荐:
    最近很火的新鲜芒果刨冰火锅, 还会冒烟哦 ,感觉很好吃的样子 ~[馋嘴] ​ ​​​
[Recently very fresh mango shaved ice hot pot to the fire, can smoke oh, the feeling is very good appearance ~ [available]]

新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法,尝尽世界美味,感受舌尖上的中国!加关注吧!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow

谢娜:
    晚安[月亮] tRpAw ​​​
[Good night [moon] tRpAw]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

北美吐槽君:
    “真正的兄妹相处模式真的是这样的?内衣尺码都要哥哥帮看?” ​​​
[The real brother and sister get along mode is it true? Underwear sizes to see by my brother? ​​​]

吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

全球流行风尚:
    芝士就是力量,拉丝让人爆爽,让芝士牛肉新月环给你继续前进的动力 tRidVlTV ​ ​​​​
[Cheese is power, wire drawing to cool, keep cheese beef crescent ring you motivation tRidVlTV]

Q微博内最大的时尚、潮流集聚地,每天播报时尚、潮流信息,欢迎猛点关注合作微信kuangjinhua

Eleven11dream:
    生活的主题就是,面对复杂,保持欢喜。

——E·B·怀特 ​​​

[Is the theme of the life, facing the complex, keep happy. < br > < br > - e. b. white]

艺术+

Houson猴姆:
    【猴姆独家】小丑来袭!恐怖大师斯蒂芬·金执笔经典恐怖片《小丑回魂》翻拍同名新作官方【中字】先导预告片大首播!Bill Skarsgård扮演的经典角色小丑Pennywise惊悚现身,并露出诡异笑容!本片讲述缅因州德里镇,有一个叫一个Pennywise的小丑以残害儿童为乐。七个孩子组队对抗小丑,保护镇上的孩子们。 ​​​
[The monkeys sole 】 incoming clown! Horror maestro Stephen king penned classic horror movie the clown to the soul remake the same new official in the word pilot trailer premiere! Bill Skarsgard the classic role of the clown an thriller, and reveal the weird smile! The film follows Delhi town in Maine, a name is a clown in child an. A team against the clown, seven children protect children in the town. ​​​]

这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

我Hold不住了:
    你听过英文版的《平凡之路》吗?! 好好听! tRWPF . ​​​
[Have you heard of the road to ordinary in English? ! Listen up! TRWPF.]

一个爱生活的吃货~

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