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一起神回复：
不开心了就去喝丧茶吧，喝完你就更不开心了……这个创意厉害了！[笑cry]#评论笑死系列#
[Not happy to have his tea, drink you more unhappy... The idea much! [laughing cry] # # comments killing series]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

谷大白话：
【会说法语的不速之喵】tRiDg
[【 dont meow of speed, a French 】 tRiDg]

THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

头条新闻：
#刺死辱母者#【细节：目击者称于欢被椅子杵后反击】案发前，母子被催债者走哪儿跟哪儿。催债者证言，在多分钟里，苏银霞母子遭受着下体侮辱、打耳光、言语辱骂。一名公司员工家属看到，有催债者拿椅子朝于欢杵着，于欢一直后退，退到一桌子跟前，之后，手里多了一把水果刀……tRiBdOV
[# # stabbed to death mother who shame [details after witnesses said in huan pestle chair back 】 before crime, mother and child by dun like anywhere I go. Dun testimony, in many minutes, Su Yinxia mother suffered nakedness insult, slapped, verbal abuse. Family members of a companys employees see, dun is take the chair in huan pestle, huan has been back, back to the table, after more than a fruit knife in his hand... tRiBdOV]

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Happy张江：
找了个超粘人的男票是种什么体验？[doge]tRiuNR
[Got a super sticky man ticket is what kind of experience? [doge] tRiuNR]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

草图君：
妈的……
剪头发这事吧……
真的不能冲动……😤
[Mama of... your hair cut it...... really can not be impulsive... 😤 ]

一个得罪了半个娱乐圈的少年

霍思燕：
参加好友张一的婚礼💒，嗯哼一直都很忙不理我[怒]心理酸酸的[悲伤]直到他抢到新娘手捧花送到我面前[吃惊]说妈妈我爱你💓真的真的太不好意思啦[坏笑]暖哭[笑cry]
[参加好友张一的婚礼💒，嗯哼一直都很忙不理我[怒]心理酸酸的[悲伤]直到他抢到新娘手捧花送到我面前[吃惊]说妈妈我爱你💓真的真的太不好意思啦[坏笑]暖哭[笑cry] ]

最好的时光

我与学生的日常：
据世界卫生组织调查统计称，全球每年有万人死于溺水。但相信这个叫Kingii 的手环，或许可以改变这个现状......只要带上这个手环，人在溺水的紧急状况下只要拉动开关，气囊就会在几秒钟内膨胀从而带着人浮出水面，脱离危险！[赞]tRiuka
[According to world health organization survey statistics, each year, ten thousand people die of drowning. But believe this Kingii bracelet, perhaps can change the status quo... Just bring this bracelet, drowning in emergency situation as long as the pull switch, balloon expansion will in a few seconds to bring people emerged, out of danger! [who] tRiuka]

创意无处不在

二逼青年这样过：
卧槽，第一次见到这么大的龟！！据说转了，会有好运！[doge] tRMjPvm .
[Oh my god, for the first time I saw such a big turtle!!!!! It is said that turned, there will be a good luck! [doge] tRMjPvm.]

你快乐吗？不快乐时，看看二逼青年是怎么过的。

回忆专用小马甲：
这又是一群可爱的熊爹……[拜拜]
[This is a group of lovely bear daddy... [bynum]]

《愿无岁月可回头》

冷笑话精选：
当hiphop遇上了芭蕾……哈哈哈这结合蜜汁带感！全程看腿[doge]tRiuuk
[When hiphop met ballet... Ha ha ha this combination of honeydew with feeling! The entire see [doge] tRiuuk legs]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

天天美食推荐：
【款早餐的做法】让你的早餐不再单调！早上千万不要懒，再忙也要记得吃个早餐喔！
[Make your breakfast breakfasts practice 】【 no longer drab. Tens of millions of early dont lazy, again busy also remember to eat breakfast! ]

新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！加关注吧！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

我和宠物的日常：
【监拍：男子电梯内暴踢小狗吐血抽搐】月日，一男子在电梯内猛踢猛踩一只小狗的视频在网上传开。该男子进电梯时发现小狗后，先是弯腰观察了一下，立刻对小狗猛烈踢打，持续秒，小狗倒地抽搐吐血[怒]。视频据传发生在宜宾一小区，警方已介入核实调查。tRxaxeA
[[prison taken man the elevator suddenly and violently kicked the dog vomiting blood tic 】 month day, a man in the elevator kicked hard on a puppys video spread on the Internet. After found the dog when the man got into the elevator, first has a bent down to watch, for violent kicking the dog immediately, for seconds, the dog fell twitch vomiting blood [anger]. Video reportedly occurred in yibin, a village police investigations has begun to verify. tRxaxeA]

萌化了！( ´-ω ･)▄︻┻┳══━·.`.`.`.欢迎私信投稿，爆出你跟你家宠物的趣事！公棕V信：whcwdrc

国民老岳父公：
#酒鬼一家粉丝圈#（来自tRidcod）APP下载地址：tRrXQf
[# a drunkard fan coil # (from tRidcod) APP download address tRrXQf]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

瞎看什么八卦：
明星素颜自拍，各个都很美，有一张乱入了，忽略掉[doge]
[Star without makeup self-time, all are very beautiful, there is a disorderly into, ignore [doge]]

知名搞笑幽默博主微博签约自媒体

猫扑：
【厉害了我的奶茶！章泽天和比尔盖茨吃饭全程彪英语知道东哥为啥娶她】月日“奶茶妹妹”章泽天在网上晒出与美国企业家比尔盖茨的合照。原来京东上线了公益物资募捐平台，奶茶妹妹趁机向盖茨大大分享了他们的点子，让世界看到中国公益创新！晚宴的视频里，奶茶妹妹用英文全程讲述，成功吸引了比尔盖
[【 much my milk tea! ZhangZe and Bill Gates to eat the entire tiger know why east elder brother marry her English 】 milk tea sister February nd ZhangZe day out on the Internet with a photo of Bill Gates, American entrepreneur. Original jingdong online public goods donation platform, milk tea sister took to gates greatly share their ideas, let the world see China public welfare innovation! Dinner in the video, milk tea sister in English about all the way, successfully attracted a Bill Gates]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

我与老公的日常：
#恋爱大作战# 女友很作，每次都是我哄她，还要不要在一起？
[# # in love against his girlfriend is made, every time is I coaxed her, also dont together? ]

更多夫妻趣事，尽在公棕V信：Laogongdaren.欢迎私信投稿(不要发私密消息)。蠢萌CP→ →@我和基友的日常。老公留着不欺负娶回家干什么？！

韩国me2day：
【TV Cast】Girls Day迷你辑主打曲完整版MV公开~ tRiSVs
[TV Cast Girls Day mini album < GIRL `s Day EVERYDAY # > main song < Ill be yours > the full version MV ~ tRiSVs publicly]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

神奇的吐槽君：
“年的我睡过个男的，算多算少？”
[I slept in a male of, calculate calculate less more? ]

北美吐槽君官方国内分站，欢迎私信吐槽。公众号：crazytucao【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】

我和表妹的极品事：
你个熊孩子，吓死你爷爷了...[doge]tRxUGg
[Bear a child, you scared the shit out of your grandpa... [doge] tRxUGg]

走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q

德卡先生的信箱：
“虽然总是我先头也不回说走就走，但有时候也会觉得，自己才是每段已经结束的关系里，被放弃的那个人。”
[Although always said I had to go away, but sometimes think, they are each relationship is over, the man abandoned. ]

𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 匿名发布／不欢迎没有礼貌和脑子的人

噗嗤大叔：
抛开气质光凭长相你认为最帅的男明星是谁？
[Despite the temperament looks alone do you think the most handsome male star who is it? ]

公眾號：朱门大叔（ID：ouba ）

赵文卓：
“双摇跳绳接力…！我该@谁呢？😜”tRirxt (使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!)
[“双摇跳绳接力…！我该@谁呢？😜”tRirxt (使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!) ]

经纪人：冯艳微博@双鱼冯艳工作邮箱：@qq

爱上吐槽的特长生：
就喜欢这些不正经的重庆话配音！哈哈哈哈哈笑炸！[笑cry] tRiCJ
[Just like the shady chongqing words voice! Ha ha ha ha ha smile to fry! [laughing cry] tRiCJ]

（CP：@范冰冰）爱好：经常在街头强行扶摔倒马路的老奶奶！

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
#北京事儿# 据网友，昨晚朝阳路甘露园，一辆大公交撞上一辆逆行的外卖电动车，骑车小伙儿当场死亡！脑浆都出来了…[蜡烛][蜡烛][蜡烛]tRJFsAi
[# # about Beijing according to netizens, chaoyang road last night dew garden, a large bus crashed into a retrograde take-out electric car, bike parts died on the spot! Brains are out... [candle] [candle] [candle] tRJFsAi]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

北美吐槽君：
男友ex给男友发luo照，男友叫她宝贝说我爱你。这一切都是男友口中的缓兵之计？
[Boyfriend ex send luo to her boyfriend, her boyfriend told her to say I love you baby. All this is her boyfriends mouth road? ]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

英式没品笑话百科：
你造吗？现在北京的中小学生撞痛了手会说：Ouch。

——豆瓣能工巧匠沙门哥
[Do you know? Now Beijing primary and secondary school students hit his hand pain will say Ouch. - douban skillful craftsman samana]

奇怪笑点与百无禁忌

乐嘉：
第二次到平遥古城，路过平遥县衙，再遇朱镕基题的牌匾，心境完全不同。对联里有一句“吃百姓之饭，穿百姓之衣，莫道百姓可欺，自己也是百姓”，说得好啊；后来培根老兄说：一次不公正的审判，恶果超过十次犯罪。因为犯罪虽无视法律，是污染了水流；而不公正的审判则毁坏法律，是污染了水源。
[The second to the ancient city of pingyao, pass by pingyao county government, again meet zhu topic plaque, entirely different mood. Couplets are the people of dinner, wear clothes of the people, peoples eyes, oneself also is the people, well said; Bacon man later said, an unfair trial, the consequences for more than ten times of crime. Because crime is ignoring the law, is the polluted water; Without a fair trial is to destroy the law, is the polluted water. ]

微信号：lejiafpa

笑话：
让老爸带孩子，哈哈哈哈哈哈一个大写的心疼啊。[笑cry]
[Let dad took the child, love ah ha ha ha ha ha ha a capital. [laughing cry]]

笑话菌，你每天的益生菌！！！欢迎投稿！合作互推Q

新浪新闻：
【手术后岁男生突然变学霸网友我与学霸只差一颗心脏】岁时小翔得了病，还不满岁便接受了换心手术。术后小翔发生了巨变，变得乖巧、不再暴躁。更让家人意外的是，小翔变成了学霸，每次考试都名列前茅。对于小翔为何术后性情和智力发生巨变？美国心理学家解释了这现象↓↓tRifW
[【 after surgery, the boy suddenly became outstanding students Online students with excellent grades and I at the age of only one heart dirty 】 small xiang sick, also accepted in heart surgery at the age of dissatisfaction. Postoperative small xiang have changed dramatically, clever, no longer angry. More let family surprise, little cheung became students with excellent grades, exams are near the top every time. For a small circle in the postoperative temperament and intelligence changes? American psychologist left left tRifW explains this phenomenon]

上新浪新闻客户端，每天了解世界多一点。下载客户端：sinajd.php?k=

我是零食女王：
曾经沧海难为水，鱼香肉丝配鸡腿，都是人才[笑cry]
[Once the sea touch water, braised pork with chicken legs, are all talent [laugh cry]]

零食控自觉来报道∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。

吳京：
一个朋友总结了《战狼》剧组的核心任务，就是一个字“等”！等阳光，等雨，等云，等风，等狮子，等斑马，等签证，等演员，等黑人兄弟能够理解中国速度，等所有的东西，等一切应该等和不应该等的一切.....好吧，那就在等待中挣扎，把不可能变成现实，以炮灰的姿态杀出一条血路。《战狼》雄起。💪💪
[A friend summed up the cast and the core task of fight the Wolf, such as is a word! Such as sun, rain, such as cloud, such as wind, such as lions, zebras, such as visa, such as actors, such as black brothers can understand China speed, etc. All of the things, everything should wait for and should not be all... Ok, then waiting for struggling, make the impossible into reality, with the attitude of cannon fodder fight our way out. The war Wolf shows up. 💪💪 ]

这里是美国：
国外一母亲记录狗狗照顾自己女儿的故事，实在是太有爱了！[心]tRqTMhCW
[A mother foreign records the story of the daughter of dogs take care of yourself, is too have love! [heart] tRqTMhCW]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

聊天表情包：
#好玩的表情包# 老奶奶过马路我都不服，你的小祖宗正在等你，耐心还剩%。温馨提示∶你已经有两个小时没有和你的小可爱联系了，天干物燥，小心她闹。[doge]
[# # fun expression pack old woman to cross the road I defy, your father is waiting for you, patience with %. Warm prompt you have two hours have no contact with your little cute, air-dried dry, she carefully. [doge]]

每天更新各种好玩的表情包，有适合做表情包的图片可以私信我哦 (♥◠‿◠)ﾉ个人V❤ slzd

英国那些事儿：
尼日利亚艺术家Arinze Stanley用铅笔画出精致的巨型肖像画，每副作品都耗时多个小时……皮肤、汗水、发丝.、眼神...……一切细节无比惊人……
在他笔下，艺术似乎超越了现实....
[Nigeria artist Arinze Stanley pencil out delicate giant portrait, each piece takes several hours... The skin, the sweat, hair, eye... ...... All the details so amazing... in his creation, art seems to transcend the reality... ]