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精分君：
    万粉了，送大家一波福利~顺便，招人！！！！坐标深圳南山 ​​​
[Thousands of powder, give everyone a wave of welfare ~ by the way, hiring!!!!!!!!!! Coordinates, shenzhen nanshan]

是个变态。本微博内容纯属虚构(除了小广告)

王尼玛：
    C罗在葡萄牙马德拉的“C罗机场”为自己的新雕像揭幕，C罗一脸的尴尬哈哈哈哈哈哈…… ​​​
[Cristiano ronaldo in Madeira, Portugals cristiano ronaldo airport for their new statue, C ROM. Face the embarrassment of ha ha ha ha ha ha... ​​​]

处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

人民日报：
    【男子连抢家店崩溃：你们#杭州人出门都不带现金#】一个从宁波坐大巴，一个从云南乘飞机，一对后兄弟策划来杭州抢劫。日凌晨，俩人持刀连抢家小时便利店，只抢到多元，来回路费都不够。俩小贼被抓后很气：你们杭州人怎么回事！出门都不带现金！网友：是啊，我们都用手机付[doge] @钱江晚报 ​​​
[【 man even rob stores collapse you all dont bring cash # # hangzhou people go 】 a bus from ningbo, a fly from yunnan, a pair of brothers planning to hangzhou after looting. Early Saturday, two people with a knife even rob hour convenience stores, only get the multivariate, return fare is not enough. After the two thieves were caught very gas your hangzhou people how to return a responsibility! Out of all dont bring cash! Net friend yes, we are using a mobile phone to pay [doge] @ qianjiang evening newspaper]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

央视新闻：
    #微感动#【婆婆悉心照料年 植物人儿媳开口叫妈[心]】年前，陕西铜川的张娟上班途中遇车祸，虽保住生命却成植物人。年间，婆婆悉心照料，坚持为她翻身、按摩，奇迹般唤醒张娟。为帮张娟恢复大脑发育，婆婆还做了认字卡片。去年张娟突然开口叫妈妈，婆婆激动落泪。网友：这就是爱的奇迹！ ​​​
[# # micro touched the mother-in-law care Vegetative daughter-in-law openings call mom [heart]] years ago, shaanxi tongchuan Linda in car accident on the way to work, is to preserve life but it into a vegetative state. Years, mother-in-law care, insist on for her turn, massage, miraculously wake Linda. To help Linda to restore brain development, mother-in-law did read card. Suddenly Linda call mother last year, her mother-in-law excited tears. Net friend this is the miracle of love! ​​​]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

思想聚焦：
    火影忍者里哪一句话让你最为触动？ ​​​
[What words make you the most touches the naruto? ​​​]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

全球热门搜罗：
    啄木鸟：树，你再忍忍，我快捉到这只虫子了。
树：卧槽，兄弟，我已经不在乎那只虫子了，感觉我的心被掏空了。。。tRKLJw ​​​
[W tree, you can only bear again, Im going to catch this bug. < br > tree oh, brother, I already dont care about the bug, feel my heart was hollowed out... tRKLJw]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

最神奇的视频：
    太牛！外科手术机器人现场演示缝合葡萄皮！[吃惊] tRCAmyK . ​​​
[Too cattle! Surgical robots live demonstration suture grape skins! [surprised] tRCAmyK.]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

天涯论坛奇葩贴：
    清明时节雨纷纷，这或许是故人留下的最珍贵物品。 ​​​
[Memorize as, this may be one of the most precious items. ​​​]

每天搜罗天涯奇葩贴，奇葩不分男女。

北美吐槽君：
    “我上了当年绿我爸爸的渣男的女儿和儿媳” ​​​
[Im on the green my dads deception despising the feelings of the mans daughter and daughter-in-law]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

时尚芭莎：
    #三生三四桃花月# 这次的双封拍摄，芭姐即将带着大家重新回味《三生三世十里桃花》的故事。[哆啦A梦花心]“累世情缘，谁捡起，谁抛下，谁忘前尘，谁总牵挂。忆当时年华，谁点相思，谁种桃花。”@杨幂 和@HERO趙又廷 为我们演绎了这个带着淡淡桃花色的故事，灼灼桃花十里，取一朵放在心上，足矣。[心] ​​​
[# # junior three or four peach blossom on the double sealing film, her elder sister will take you to finish the story of the junior iii li, peach blossom. [doraemon flower heart] welcomed A affair, who picked up, who left, who forget to sing, who always caring. Have at that time, A time of life, who point of acacia, who kind of peach blossom. @ Yang mi and @ HERO zhao katyn again as we deduced the story with the light peach color, spring peach blossom miles, take a flower to heart, enough. [heart]]

Harpers BAZAAR中国版；中国最具影响力高端女性时尚杂志；创办BAZAAR明星慈善夜，让慈善影响中国。

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
    北京榴乡桥下的小黄车坟场，你们感受一下。。。[蜡烛]tRiduwVA ​​​
[Beijing central township yellow car under the cemetery, you feel... [candle] tRiduwVA]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

头条新闻：
    #视野# 【[摊手] 别把灿烂的笑容只留给冰冷的手机屏幕】发人深思的短片：“Are You Lost In The World Like Me?” ...短片描述了种种既好笑又残酷社会现象和所面临的窘境，你也在这个世界迷失了吗？tRCytk ​​​
[View # # [[stand hand] dont smile leaving a cold screen 】 thought-provoking short film You Lost In The World Like Me? ... Film describes a variety of both funny and cruel social phenomenon and the dilemma facing, you are lost in this world? tRCytk]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

人气女王说话术：
    感情不是说说而已，是要走心的，是可以感受到的！卧槽！受教了！[心] tRCwfsB . ​​​
[Affection is not talk, is to go to the heart, can be felt! Oh, my gosh! Educated! [heart] tRCwfsB.]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q

wu2198：
    点位给了,仓位策略有了,更可怕的是连热点思路也给了,回不回贴,点不点赞虽然是你的自由,但是我永远鄙视看贴不回贴的人....tRCLC ​​​
[Point to, positioning strategy, is more terrible even hot ideas gave, dont post, avoid although is your freedom, but I will never despise people see stick dont post... tRCLC]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

Kakakaoo-：
    阿哈~
昨天的游客照[思考] ​​​
[Aha ~ < br > the visitors yesterday as [thinking]]

重庆妹儿💪👩♋️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱♍️👨

冷笑话精选：
    请尊重我们的审美观……扎心不[doge] ​​​
[Please respect our aesthetic view...... The heart is not [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

我的朋友是个呆B：
    这个小男孩看到有位警察叔叔在独自吃饭，所以向妈妈请求想去抱一抱他，警察叔叔也很温柔。这画面真是好甜好暖 [心]
tRChXq ​​​
[The little boy saw a polices uncle in eating alone, so ask mom want to embrace a embrace him, polices uncle is very gentle. This picture is really good sweet warm [heart] < br > tRChXq]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

笑多了会怀孕：
    大迷毛老汉拦车记，这个重庆话配音版简直逆天了！[笑cry]tRCznZt ​​​
[Big fan of the old man pulled up, think of the audio version of chongqing words can go! [laughing cry] tRCznZt]

爱笑的人运气不会太差。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。

罗小黑CAT：
    #罗小黑战记# 第二十五集 清晨的萌芽◆ @比丢BIU ~~~tRCAMMY tRCAXCV ​​​
[# black us # sets Early morning in pieces of bud @ bju international than lost ~ ~ ~ tRCAMMY tRCAXCV]

小黑店：luoxiaohei.taobao 商业合作： luoxhei@foxmail

全球顶尖摄影：
    教你拍女朋友系列，男朋友们看看吧。自己借鉴，学起来吧！！tRLEJn ​​​
[Teach you girlfriend series, boyfriend and have a look. His guide, learn together!!!!! tRLEJn]

欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，赏最美摄影，你值得拥有！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

猫扑：
    【女童店内奔跑撞翻烤鱼锅 家长索赔万】无锡一家人吃烤鱼时，孩子在店内奔跑时与店员端的烤鱼锅相撞，孩子被烫伤。家人提出万赔偿，称“钱不钱的不重要，谁家小孩被烫成这样不值万？”饭店称没有经过第三方鉴定，不能接受这个数字。双方协商未果，准备向法院起诉。（四川日报） ​​​
[The girls run in-store knocked grilled fish pot Parents claim 】 wuxi family eat grilled fish, children running in the store with the clerk the grilled fish pot collided, child was scalded. Family put forward compensation, referred to as money is not money is not important, who be hot like this isnt worth than children? Hotel says no appraised by a third party, cant accept the number. Both sides talks things over, ready to court. (sichuan daily)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

歐陽娜娜Nana：
    🌙✨💭💫 ​​​


👼Welcome to Nana Ou-yang s 微博 希望能用音樂帶大家快樂和感動。 工作联系：ninadiouyang@qq

Happy张江：
    太棒了，可能是最全的一些简笔画了，拿来做手绘涂鸦和手账都不错，也可以教小盆友[赞] ​​​
[Great, is probably the most complete some brief strokes, as handpainted graffiti and hand account is pretty good, can also teach children [who]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

人民网：
    【学生课间集体街舞，领舞小姐姐帅炸天[色]】近日，重庆南开中学的街舞课间操火了，大家纷纷表示“我可能上了假的中学”。该校高一的刘同学说，街舞是体育老师教的，不难。街舞课间操比原来的跳起来更好看。而网友纷纷表白：要爱上领舞的小姐姐了！@梨视频 tRLcyl你当年课间跳的是__ ​​​
[Students between the collective dance, dance little sister handsome fry day [color]] recently, chongqing nankai middle schools street dance lesson hold fire, people have said I may leave middle school. In high school classmate liu said, street dance is a PE teacher to teach, is not difficult. Street dance lesson hold leap look better than the original. Takes and netizens are I love to fall in love with the little sister! @ pear video tRLcyl when recess you jump is __]

报道全球 传播中国

我的前任是个极品：
    偷吃东西的狗狗[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]太聪明了！！还知道关回去！tRCAFfP ​​​
[Steal to eat dog [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] too smart!! Also know back. tRCAFfP]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

新浪娱乐：
    【网友造谣高晓松郑爽恋爱 高晓松起诉获胜】因某网友发布@高晓松 与郑爽恋爱的不实信息，且使用侮辱性文字，高晓松将其起诉至法院，要求停止名誉侵权。@北京海淀法院 日前判高晓松胜诉，该网友需连续天向其致歉，并支部精神损害抚慰金万元及公证费、律师费等费用。tRCmIh ​​​
[The netizen disinformation gao Zheng Shuang in love Gao Sue win] because a netizen posted @ gao With Zheng Shuang love false information, and using abusive words, gao will be sued to the court, to stop reputation tort. @ Beijing haidian court has sentenced to gao won, the net friend to apologize to the consecutive day, and branch mental damages of $ten thousand and the notarial fees, attorneys fees and other fees. tRCmIh]

新浪娱乐

小野妹子学吐槽：
    前几秒还觉得这动漫画面好美，看到后面...什么跟什么啊[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRCLgO . ​​​
[Seconds before also think this cartoon picture was beautiful, see later... What with what ah [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRCLgO.]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔：
    让你女盆友暖心的办法~ 说的简直太有道理了！！望男盆友们周知 [摊手] ​​​
[To give your girlfriends way to warm heart ~ said is reasonable!! Looking boyfriend known [stand hand]]

机智呆逼两基友，爆笑喷饭两冤家！

演员_王庆祥：
    求解，一般觉得自己帅，想发自拍的时候，该说什么话比较显得没那么刻意？[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻] ​​​
[From solution, generally feel handsome, like me to take, what to say words more look less deliberately? [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi]]

演员。主要作品有《北平无战事》、《镖门》、《一代宗师》、《天下粮仓》等。工作联系：

秋田六千：
    我靠笑死！雨神威力果然名不虚传，我感觉我已经快要不认识“下”这个字了😂 ​​​
[I laughed to death! 雨神威力果然名不虚传，我感觉我已经快要不认识“下”这个字了😂 ​​​]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

同道大叔：
    你觉得十二星座谁最会撩？

第四名：水瓶座
第三名：双子座
第二名：射手座
第一名：天蝎座

天蝎绝了[微笑][微笑][微笑][微笑] ​​​
[What do you think of the zodiac who most of them? < br > < br > a fourth Aquarius < br > Gemini < br > the second Sagittarius first name < br > Scorpio < br > < br > Scorpio is no [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] [smiles]]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

我与贱客的日常：
    女生生气的时候心里是怎么想的…望周知。[doge][摊手] ​​​​
[Girls get angry when the in the mind is how to think... Hope well. [doge] [stand hand]]

各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

央视新闻：
    【自然葬，费用政府买单】#清明节#前夕，北京市民政局首推骨灰自然葬：①用特殊材质的骨灰容器埋入土中，半年内自然降解②约平方米区域可安葬名逝者骨灰，土地利用率是传统方式的倍③不建墓基墓碑和硬质墓穴，家属只知亲人葬在这片绿地中④成本元，由政府补贴给公墓。你支持吗？ ​​​
[【 】 natural burial, cost the government to pay # # qingming festival on the eve of the Beijing municipal civil affairs bureau first ashes buried nature () using a special material container of ashes buried in the grave, and a half years natural degradation about square meters area () the burial of the dead ashes, land utilization is a traditional way of times () not build MuJi tombstones and hard tomb, families only relatives was buried in this piece of green space () the cost of RMB, by government subsidies to the cemetery. Do you support? ​​​]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

全球奇闻趣事：
    粑粑和麻麻的区别，哈哈哈，太形象了！ ​​​
[BaBa with mommy, ha, ha, ha, so image! ​​​]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。