“我是“恐男症的室友只要家里出现男生就会报警”的室友本人”原帖图二（原帖传送门tRXeCX）
[I am fear of male roommate as long as a boy in the family will alarm roommate himself the special (pole portal tRXeCX)]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
揭秘那些破事儿：权志龙怒推中国粉丝，满脸厌恶冷漠。网友：杀马特滚出中国 tRieoo
[Gd nu push Chinese fans, a full face of aversion to cold. Net friend kill matt tRieoo get out of China]
专门揭秘那些破事儿，微博合作联系vx：gossipgirl
马男波杰克Bojack：大话西游 朱茵说：无论你碰见的那段爱是怎样 都要对得起自己 要奋不顾身地爱一次 跌到满身都是血 骨头都碎了 都没关系 因为这样才能置之死地而后生 ”
[A Chinese Odyssey Athena chu said no matter how you meet the love to live up to their ferociously for love Fell to the whole body is blood bones have been broken it doesnt matter Because this is in desperate epigenetic]
梦想是成为亿万富翁◡̈⃝
一起神回复：#神回卧谈会# 好闺蜜弯了，现在面对她有些不自在，怎么办？
[# god back into slumber # good girlfriends bent, now face her some uncomfortable, how to do? ]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
全球流行风尚：好刺激！位于新西兰的世界最高峡谷秋千，高米，总感觉能荡到灵魂出窍，你敢玩吗？[doge] tRXDqt .
[Good stimulation! In New Zealand the worlds highest gorge swing, high m, total feel into soul out-of-body experience, you dare to play? [doge] tRXDqt.]
Q微博内最大的时尚、潮流集聚地，每天播报时尚、潮流信息，欢迎猛点关注合作微信kuangjinhua
我们天生偏执狂：如果有一天我们再遇见，
你千万别说我变了，因为你不知道，
没有你我可以过得更好，
我不多心不猜疑不吃醋更不会患得患失，
因为你再也不是我的世界，
我的世界也再没有过你。
[If one day we meet again, < br > you dont say I changed, because you never know, < br > I can live better without you, < br > I dont sweat not suspicion not jealous is not to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, < br > is no longer my world because of you, < br > you never again in my world. ]
生来偏执 如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ
鞋吧Sneakersbar：午夜放毒
[The midnight poison]
关注全球最新的运动鞋、潮鞋讯息~投稿：sneakersbar@ 买鞋请关注@鞋吧Outlets
故心电影：这个点还没睡的宝宝点个赞[兔子]
[This point also didnt sleep baby point praise [rabbit]]
微博知名影评博主
1001个减肥小技巧：【催眠神器：能集中注意力看完的都是大神】Mikhail Sadovnikov创作的神奇催眠视频，看了分钟就困得不行了失眠的朋友可以收藏一下，确实管用。tRGijKa
[Read [hypnotic artifact can concentrate is a great god] Mikhail Sadovnikov magic hypnosis video, see the minutes not insomnia friend can collect the stranded really works. tRGijKa]
个减肥小技巧
趣味贩卖机：#tattoo# 柔软的花
[# tattoo# soft flower]
这是一个好玩儿的微博～
Aom_SusharManaying_李海娜：Its time to go home...ah...หมดเวลาสนุกแล้ววววจิ😛กลับไปใช้กรรม หลังกินแน่นทั้งทริป🙊🙊欢乐的时光要结束啦，一路吃吃吃的后果要回去自己承担😔
[Its time to go home... Ah... หมดเวลาสนุกแล้ววววจิ😛กลับไปใช้กรรม หลังกินแน่นทั้งทริป🙊🙊欢乐的时光要结束啦，一路吃吃吃的后果要回去自己承担😔 ]
泰籍演员Sushar Manaying(李海娜) 代表作电影＜Yes or No、＞＜爱在拜城＞电视剧；泰版<浪漫满屋><一吻定情>等等。工作邮箱：twinklestar@
季箐：有人在上一条那段聊天记录的评论里问我，你还喜欢他吗？
我想了想，大概不喜欢了吧。曾经喜欢他的时候，因为他一句回复一个点赞一条评论都可以开心很久，他朋友圈发句不明所以的话我也会往自己身上套，他开心我也会开心，他难过我会想抱抱他，每天想他几千几万次，每次都控制不住的傻笑，心里甜滋滋的
[Someone in a the chat record of reviews on ask me, do you still like him? < br > I wanted to think, dont like about it. Used to like him, because he was a reply to a thumb up a comment can be happy for a long time, his circle of friends so unknown words I will also to himself, he happy I will be happy, he sad I would want to hug him, think he thousands of times a day, each time can not control the smirking, fruity in heart]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】
365个旅行攻略：世界上没有一种工作是不辛苦，没有一处人事不复杂。学会低调，取舍间必有得失，不用太计较。学着踏实而务实，越努力越幸运！
[There isnt a job in the world is not hard, not a personnel not complicated. Learn to low-key, trade-offs between will gain and loss, dont too dispute. Learn the steadfast and pragmatic, the harder the more fortunate! ]
۩۞۩不一样的梦想，不一样的旅行，不一样的人生。你又在看我微博。
汪星人日记：有时候为了驱虫或者阻止狗狗舔伤口，不得不给它们带上耻辱圈，面对一脸不高兴的狗狗，国外一位脑洞很大的主人，亲手给狗子弄了锅无糖爆米花！服了，从没想过耻辱圈还能这么用！[二哈]#汪星人日记# tRXpkMP
[Sometimes in order to drive bug or stop the dog lick wounds, to bring disgrace to them, in the face of a face not happy dog, abroad a great master, imagination to dog son got pot sugar free popcorn! Served, never thought shame circle still can use it! [two ha] # Wang Xing # tRXpkMP diary]
记录每天与铲屎君的日常，把你所有的心事都告诉我，我虽然不会说，但我听得懂。
18姐微博：今天最暖的一条视频，帅小伙西装革履手捧玫瑰走在街头，路人都以为是要去求婚。卧槽，结果简直暖爆了[赞]cr马克MaliktRqsnjpu
[The most warm a video today, handsome boy suits holding rose walk in the street, people thought it was going to marry him. Oh my god, as a result, can warm burst [who] cr MaliktRqsnjpu mark]
(ˊᗜˋ*)و 看到别人家的喵就想抱走
童话镇的邮递员：爱自己最踏实
[To love oneself is the most dependable]
员😳国民男朋友😘童话镇职业树洞☀
旧酒馆：分开过后作息慢慢正常朋友也越来越多但世界还是很空
[Separated after routine normal friend also more and more slowly but the world is very empty]
朋友都叫我二姐，比较懒。
纯良叫兽：教你怎样活的简单粗暴。[微笑]
[Teach you how to live a simple and crude. [smiles]]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你， 广告合作QQ联系：
我们都是宠物迷：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈士骑[二哈]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and rode [ ha]]
分享最萌宠物图片，囊括各种精彩、各种给力萌图。所有图片都是搜集于网络，如有侵权请私信合作推广加QQ;[微笑]
我和渣男的狗血经历：岛国的一个街头实验，当同一个女人不化妆向路人借钱和化妆后路人们的反应，这结局也是醉了。。[笑cry]tRdzFch
[Island a street experiment, when the same woman not make-up borrow money from passers-by and posterior peoples reactions, this outcome is drunk. [laughing cry] tRdzFch]
你又在看我微博。合作QQ
痒气美少女：从未见过如此丧心病狂的游戏，看完感觉浑身疼[拜拜]tRJpBd
[Have never seen such a frenzied game, watching the feeling ache [bynum] tRJpBd]
我就是我，颜 射 不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：
我是旅行攻略菌：宁波百年豆浆，一天只卖碗，豆浆中的三星米其林~tRcnQXs
[Ningbo soya-bean milk, one hundred, a day only sell bowls, samsung Michelin ~ tRcnQXs of soya-bean milk]
旅游航海士（-`ω´-）
YOYO是条汪：Today is my birthday,
肥丝们尽情祝福我吧[心]
[Today is my birthday, < br > the fat silk heartily bless me [heart]]
世界小汪。 你永远也不懂，长腿腊肠狗的忧桑。。
陈艾悠的搭配时间：换季了又要开始各种收拾整理衣柜了~ 这些是关于各种衣物最省空间的折叠方式！！炒鸡实用的技能[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRitkMS
[Again change garments according to the to all sorts of tidying up the chest - these are about all kinds of clothing most province space fold way!! Fried chicken practical skill tRitkMS [doraemon surprised]]
微博知名时尚博主
河森堡：做一恶梦，我梦见我站在一间巨大的阶梯教室的讲台上，底下坐着不下一千号人，各界的领导，来宾，专家，学者，媒体还有学生给我热烈鼓掌，说欢迎我给大家讲课。主持人热情洋溢地介绍了我半天，然后问我今天的讲座主题是什么。我说：“我今天的题目是...” 回头一看，发现幻灯片上的题目四个都是生僻字，
[Do a nightmare, I dreamed that I stood a huge amphitheatre on the podium, sit under more than one thousand people, from all walks of life, the leadership of the guests, experts, scholars, media, and students give me applause, said that I give you a lecture is welcome. Host enthusiastically introduced me half a day, and then ask me what is todays lecture topic. I said my topic today is... Looking back, found the topic of slide four are rarely used word,]
国家博物馆讲解员
公安部打四黑除四害：【收藏丨创可贴的正确使用方法】超实用！tRcPN
[The correct way of using the collection 丨 band-aid 】 【 super practical! tRcPN]
打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！
电影狙击手：收下这份清单，足够你看一年。部部经典！[赞]
[Take this list, you see enough for one year. The classic! [who]]
看的了小清新，玩的转重口味！关注我，每日电影资源不断！你又在看我微博。合作QQ
几米漫画情：对于一个路痴来说，最值的热泪盈眶的就是：你站那别动，我去接你。这世界有时很坏，愿你被温柔以待 ，请给路痴一点关爱。[哈哈]
[For a have no sense of direction, the value of tears is youre standing right there, Ill pick you up. The world sometimes is very bad, may you be tender for, have no sense of direction a little care, please. [ha ha]]
迷宫般的城市，让人习惯看相同的景物，走相同的路线，到相同的目的地；习惯让人的生活不再变化。投稿合作QQ：
全球幽默趣事：别再骂小学生了，否则对你不客气。感受下来自小学生的愤怒。tRiicNa
[Dont scold pupil again, otherwise you are welcome to you. Feelings of anger from primary school. tRiicNa]
请自觉 【✚加关注】每天都有笑料D…期待名人和人名猛击“关注”搜索公众VX：一起变幽默(youmosss)
我是小婊砸儿：拴上门栓也不是绝对安全的，大家出门住酒店一定注意！[话筒]tRSif
[Tied to the door bolt is not absolutely safe, we go out hotel will do that! [microphone] tRSif]
我这么污，用去污粉也没用( ‘-ωก̀ )
全球时尚：你最贵的化妆品是什么?
[What is your most expensive cosmetics? ]
分享时尚的生活态度、传递新鲜热门的时尚资讯，综合国际视野、潮流创意，从衣、食、住、行塑造你的时尚神经。个人微信ID：slzd
内裤都笑松了：失聪宝宝第一次带上助听器时的反应，好神奇，真的好感动！ 希望你今后可以倾听自然，倾听万物生长的声音……为爱而转！ tRGgEk
[Hearing the baby wear hearing AIDS for the first time of reaction, good magic, really good touched! Hope you can listen to nature in the future, listen to the voice of the... Go for love! tRGgEk]
专业搜索各种搞笑，娱乐，恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ
J1N-古着刺青：别再给我发什么大连地震第一个担心的就是我 第一个就想到我的安全啥的了好么！！我啥事没有！！而且我根本没感觉到地震！！！
[Dont send me what dalian seismic first worry is the first one I think of my safety what good yao!!!!! I do not!!!!! And I never felt the earthquake!!!!!! ]
古着刺青特邀刷碗工
我的女友爱囤货：果然每个黑人都自带了表情包属性 [笑cry] 妹子长大了绝对是个人才啊 [笑cry][笑cry]
tRIeC
[Indeed every black package comes with expression properties [laugh cry] sister grew up is definitely a talented person ah [laugh cry] [laugh cry] < br > tRIeC]
一个爱囤囤囤又经常吃土的少女 约吗？💄公 众 号IDthj
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