遇到喜欢的人，不会聊天是怎样一种体验 ____________________________
[Encounter of the person you like, not what is an experience ____________________________ chat]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
同道大叔：你从过去的感情里学会了什么，评论满满的全是心酸，希望你们以后都能爱到值得的人。[心]
[What did you learn from the past feelings, comments are all sad, full hope that you can love to the people who are worth in the future. [heart]]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
思想聚焦：有些烦恼，
丢掉了，
才有云淡风轻的机会。
[Some troubles, < br > lost, < br > to have the chance to light. ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
人民日报：【#你好，明天#】北京全面限购商住房，房贷暂停，在建在售商办项目不得卖给个人。从认房又认贷到精准打击离婚买房，各地政策频频出拳，彰显了调控房价的决心。居住是所有人的刚需，房子是用来住的，不是用来炒的。长安米再贵，要容得下奋斗者谈理想。只有房价稳定，人心才能稳定，奋斗才不会摇晃。
[Beijing comprehensive # # hello, tomorrow 】 【 purchase commercial housing, mortgage, suspended in selling commercial projects under construction shall not be sold to individuals. From room to recognize and acknowledge to accurately hit the divorce loan to buy a house, around the policy punches, highlights the determination to control housing prices. Living is all people just need to, the house is used to live, not to fire. Changan rice more expensive, striver fit to talk about the ideal. Only prices stable, the heart can stable, struggle will not shake. ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
豆瓣说：你的播放列表里最新的一首歌是什么[哆啦A梦微笑]
[What is your latest song playlist [doraemon smile]]
嘻嘻
周柏豪Pakho：好了 晚安了
[Good good night]
工作聯系：cindy_leong@starzpeople
張信哲JeffChang：原來生日會是這麼多人台前幕後的陰謀籌劃而成的，真的太感動啦。你們下次可以陰謀籌劃一下國慶大典了吧！[微笑][微笑][微笑]
[Birthday party turned out to be so many people behind the scenes of plot plan, really touched. You can plot plan for the National Day ceremony next time! [smiles] [smiles] [smiles]]
工作邀約請聯絡：［靖天娛樂］steve@goldentv.tw ［曹思宇（金剛）］ 電話 微信 郵件yijiyuanming@sina
噗嗤大叔：人生最丧最灰暗的时刻，是这些剧拯救了我
[The loss of the most gloomy moment in life, is the play came to my rescue]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
骚男丶注意马叉虫：等老骚长发及腰，七哥娶我可好？
这还没及腰呢，
就已经嫁出去了，好开心啊[二哈][二哈][二哈]
（这就是你们想看的婚纱照？[污]）
[And other old SAO long hair and waist, seven elder brother marry me? < br > < br > it is not yet and waist, < br > have already married, good happy ah ha] [two [two ha] [two ha] < br > < br > (this is what you want to see the photos? [pollution])]
YY游戏主播 直播时间下午点到晚上点.
全球奇闻趣事：评论里留下你的生日，相同的可以互撩 ____________________。
[Leave your comments on the birthday, the same can mutual liao ____________________. ]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
头条新闻：#万象#【突然停电的高数课堂[good]】日晚点左右，成都大学张澜学院级的同学们正在上高数课，教室突然停电。多名同学自发拿出手机，打开“手电筒”功能照亮黑板和老师，直至多分钟后，“电筒课堂”才结束。tRicaxS 为老师和同学们点赞[赞]
[# # all the sudden power failure on the number of high class [good]] day or so later, the chengdu university Zhang Lan college level students are high number of classes, the classroom suddenly without electricity. Many students spontaneously out his phone, open the flashlight function to illuminate a blackboard and teacher, until more minutes, torch class is over. TRicaxS for teachers and students thumb up [who]]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
小野妹子学吐槽：你爱豆最“充满生活气息仿佛一个普通人却又那么光芒四射美出天际”的图，是哪张？...图为我大吉高[太开心]
[You love beans the most is full of life breath as if a person is so radiant beauty out of the sky, is which one? ... The picture shows I fine high [quite happy]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
NASA中文：每日一天文图，苔藓上的水熊虫，这只水熊虫约一毫米长。水熊虫有着极强的生命力，在没有水和食物的情况下可存活数十年，可适应从接近绝对零度到沸水之间的任何温度，可适应从近乎零的气压环境到深海海底的高压环境，可以在危险的辐射下存活。地球上哪个物种能适宜地外星球？水熊虫绝对是最佳获选者。
[Water bears on daily astronomical figure, moss, the only water bear bug about one millimeter long. Water bear bug has extremely strong vitality, in the absence of water and food can survive for decades, can adapt to any temperature from boiling water to near absolute zero, adaptable from almost zero pressure to high pressure of deep seafloor environment, able to survive the dangerous radiation. Which species on the earth can be appropriate to another planet? Water bears worm is definitely the best entries. ]
由天文爱好者更新维护。微信号：nasawatch
365个旅行攻略：超简单的火腿芝士烤土豆，味道棒棒哒！tRfeUfE
[Super simple ham cheese baked potatoes, taste the bang-bang dalai! tRfeUfE]
۩۞۩不一样的梦想，不一样的旅行，不一样的人生。你又在看我微博。
史上第一最最搞：好刺激！位于新西兰的世界最高峡谷秋千，高米。。。感觉能荡到灵魂出窍，敢玩吗？[doge]tRicVKT
[Good stimulation! In New Zealand the worlds highest gorge swing, high m... Can feel into the soul out-of-body experience, dare to play? [doge] tRicVKT]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
这里是美国：“我想找个人说说话。不是想找个人，是想和你说。”——《one day》
[Im looking for someone to talk to. Not to find someone, is to want to say with you. -- one day]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
北京无痕接发威尔老师3AM：[星星][星星][星星][星星][星星]， 努力不一定会带来改变，但可能是一个让你变得好一点的机会，虽然有时看着那些比你聪明还比你优秀的人确实会觉得不公平，但笨一点没关系，慢一点也无所谓，反正每前进一点就甩掉了几个比你不行的人，前方有路，身后有人，能吃能睡，至少还活着
[[star] [star] [star] [star] [star], efforts will not necessarily bring about change, but may be a chance to let you become better, although sometimes look at people who are smarter than you are better than you do feel unfair, but stupid thing doesnt matter, slowly it doesnt matter, anyway, every point to swing forward several people, than you not have a road ahead, behind someone, can eat to sleep, at least still alive]
AM造型店长 工作地址北京朝阳区三里屯Soho三号商场一楼AM 北京染发接发 北京接发 造型 预约☎️ 。V❤️ 没及时回复就打电话
马男波杰克Bojack：对你多次偷偷点开那个头像那个人说一句话吧
[To you many times secretly opens at the head that people said a word]
梦想是成为亿万富翁◡̈⃝
掏心話_：▷没睡的点赞 我去你微博逛逛
[I did not sleep the thumb up spending I go to your weibo around]
每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。
全球影视指南：【CCTV纪录片《小海鲜》】舌尖上的中国原班人马拍摄，分“讨小海”、“烹小鲜”两集。走遍海岛村落、蟹田虾塘，丰富的镜头记录了不同季节、不同种类的小海鲜和百姓之间的动人故事，全面再现了藤壶、蛏子、牡蛎、佛手、青蟹等小海鲜的独特魅力。吃货必看！在线：tRtTpLGD
[【 CCTV documentary the small seafood on the tip of the tongue China player-wise, points for the small, small boil fresh two sets. Villages, crab tian HaTang around the island, rich camera recorded the different season, different kinds of small seafood and the touching story between people, fully reproduce the barnacles, clam, oyster, bergamot, green crab small seafood unique charm. Version will look! Online tRtTpLGD]
不在看电影，就在看电影的路上！推荐你看的都是好电影，拒接烂片！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
我是小糗君：哪一瞬间你觉得自己可能得单身一辈子了
[Which moment you think you may have to single all my life]
私信你们的糗事
江宁婆婆：南京南站今天这个被高铁夹死的，惨归惨，但是目前来看肯定不是自杀，那横穿站台作死完全是咎由自取，性质上比过马路闯红灯还要恶劣，如果是有完全认知能力的成年人，我就毫不同情。为了救他拆了一段月台，还有高铁列车受损，而且不出意外的话一定有人开始号召给火车站装安全门了吧[摊手]？
[Nanjing south railway station by the high iron clamp die today, miserably miserably, but now is certainly not suicide, the cross platform fault is to blame, the nature is more severe than red light to cross the road, if there is a complete cognitive ability of adults, Im not sorry. In order to save him down for a period of the platform, and high-speed trains is damaged, and there is no accident words must be urged to install the station exit a [stand hand]? ]
婆婆是大家叫的，本人已婚男。 也可关注微信号：jnpopo
韩国me2day：LISA生日快乐,站上舞台会气场全开,一举一动都魅力十足,下了舞台又变成了超会撒娇的软萌忙内,来自泰国的小甜豆,腿玩年的LISA宝宝生日粗卡~[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕]
[LISA happy birthday, on stage will be fully open the aura, movements are charismatic, under the stage has now become a super soft Eva busy showing, small sweet bean from Thailand, leg baby play in LISA birthday thick card ~ [cake] [cake] [cake]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
Vista看天下：【聊城公安：于欢案中名讨债者全部被抓 案件已移送检方】月日，山东聊城市公安局东昌府分局办案民警告诉记者，目前于欢案中名讨债者（人中杜志浩已死亡）全部被抓，首要犯罪嫌疑人吴学占、带队讨债的赵荣荣等人已被抓半年，案件已经移送到检察院，审查起诉。源大工贸公司现场所贴布告显示，
[[liaocheng public security in huan case of dun caught case has been transferred to the prosecution 】 all month, shandong liaocheng city public security bureau dongchang fu branch of the police told reporters that at present in huan case of dun Du Zhihao among (dead) all are caught, prime suspects Wu Xuezhan, led the debt collection Zhao Rongrong and others have been caught half a year, the case has been transferred to the peoples procuratorate, examination and prosecution. The source, according to the big industrial and trading company site posted notice]
vista看天下：中国发行量最大的新闻杂志，十天一期，内容涵盖时政、财经、娱乐、文化诸领域。我们的目标是：“做中国最好看的新闻杂志”。
神店买家秀：千万不要拿自己的照片到网上求大神给你P图，分分钟气得狗带！[笑cry]
[Dont take photos of themselves to the great god give you online o P diagram, points minutes spirit dog! [laughing cry]]
逛淘宝三年，不如关注我三天！看买家秀，务必关注我！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
全球热门搜罗：留下你名字的最后一个字， 寻找相同的人 ____________________。
[Leave your name at the end of the word, looking for the same person ____________________. ]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
大哥王振华：上当多是因为贪财，受伤多是因为贪情。
[When many injured because of the love of money, mostly because of greed. ]
平淡是真，心里不喜欢大金链，为了上班才戴
神回复吐槽帝：生活中的一些小技巧！！[赞]太实用了 tRiVJYZ .
[Some tips in life!!!!! [who] too practical tRiVJYZ.]
爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~！
不二大叔说：#和大叔谈心#用四个字评价你的第一段恋情
[# # and uncle talk with four words describe you first romance]
公举号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值QQ
沫沫不是小妈是老公：这么多年不是白陪你的！生日快乐🎉【本来想.发 结果给忘了】
[So many years is not white with you! 生日快乐🎉【本来想.发 结果给忘了】 ]
一个在朝阳边吃瓜边看兰博的群众
环球时报：【晚安[心]】斯琴高娃朗读《写给母亲》：再有二十天，我妈就三周年了。三年以前我每打喷嚏，总要说一句：这是谁想我呀？我妈爱说笑，就接茬说：谁想哩，妈想哩！这三年里我的喷嚏尤其多……泪流满面。@CCTV朗读者 tRxtuU
[[good night [heart]] siqin gaowa to read the letter to his mother in days, my mother took third anniversary. Three years ago I every sneeze, always say who is this to me? My mother love talking and laughing, he rejoined, who would like to, my mother! This more than three years I sneeze especially... Tears streaming down her face. @ CCTV reader tRxtuU]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
内涵大婊哥：长得丑是种怎样的体验？
[Ugly is a kind of what kind of experience? ]
一个萌萌的制图匠，喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图！~(●˙▿˙●)
李冰冰：导得了文艺片、导得了商业片，还导得了枪战片，真是天下无敌啦！！@鸡毛蒜皮与鸡毛蒜皮 [作揖][作揖]@电影绑架者 结局也是万万没想到哇～为了不让大家失去看剧乐趣，我就不剧透了，大伙儿去电影院看吧～@白百何 @明道 @黄立行 [good][good]
[Guide took possession of dramas, guide commercial, but also guide shoot-out, was a world-beater!! @ with trivial trivia [bowing] [bowing] @ film kidnappers Ending is never expected wow ~ in order not to let us lose the theater fun, I will not reveal the plot, we go to the cinema see ~ what @ @ white best md @ Stanley [good] [good]]
张小斐0110：晚安，明天要去把头发剪短一点点～
[Good night, tomorrow is going to have my hair cut short a little ~]
工作联系：--张小姐
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