2017年3月24日星期五

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北美吐槽君:
    “我们都各自已婚,接二连三发生不可描述的事情我也觉得自己不是人,可身体不受控。” ​​​
[We both married, barrage cannot describe what I feel is not a person, but the body is not controlled. ​​​]

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人民网:
    【结婚,你真的准备好了吗?】相爱没有那么容易,每个人有他的脾气;幸福没有那么容易,才会特别让人着迷。婚前问自己个问题:这段关系平衡吗?我们前进的方向一致吗?……愿我们最终都能嫁给爱情[心] ​​​​
[【 married, are you really ready? Love is not so easy, everyone has his temper; Happiness is not so easy, only will be particularly fascinating. Ask yourself a question before marriage balance of the relationship? We are moving in the same direction? ...... May we will eventually marry love [heart]]

报道全球 传播中国

德卡先生的信箱:
    “你来人间一趟,你要看看太阳,和你的心上人,一起走在大街上。——海子”

#投稿各地景色# ​​​

[You come to a trip to the world, you have to look at the sun, and here, walking in the street together. -- haizi < br > < br > # # contribute around the scenery]

𐂂:寄存你想说的话/私信投递 · 匿名发布/不欢迎没有礼貌和脑子的人

LADY火火:
    #女主播黄鳝# 卧槽 大半夜看完了 想扇自己两耳光[吐][吐][吐] 你们看了吗? ​​​
[# # anchorwoman eel day ah Finished watching the big night Want to slapping his two face [spitting] [spitting] [spitting] did you see? ​​​]

青春荒唐我不负你 👆

365个旅行攻略:
    传说中的天空之镜——乌尤尼盐沼,次元的结界般存在。镜头飞起一下就感觉穿越了。有生之年系列啊!tRGKroO ​​​
[The legendary sky mirror - uyuni salt marshes, the barrier dimensional existence. Fly up once felt through the lens. Lifetime series! tRGKroO]

۩۞۩不一样的梦想,不一样的旅行,不一样的人生。你又在看我微博。

体坛加:
    #长沙·保卫战# 他是中国的移动城墙,是中国队最值得信赖的一环,中韩大战,奉献多次神扑,全程最佳实至名归[心][心]#国足赢下去# tRcZIj . ​​​
[# #, changsha battle, he is one of Chinas mobile wall, is Chinas most trusted link, China and South Korea war, dedication god save many times, all the best to discern [heart] [heart] # # the teams win win tRcZIj.]

倾尽所有送你一条好微博 孤注一掷打造一款好应用 “体坛+”客户端官方微博 你想要的体坛都在这里。

杨烁:
    静静地坐在那,喝杯咖啡就好…… ​​​
[Sitting there silently, it is good to drink a cup of coffee... ​​​]

工作联系邮箱:yangshuogzs@sina

壹卦:
    想看女主播黄鳝视频的,私信我,秒发!时长分[心][心][心][心] ​​​
[Want to see the anchorwoman eel video, DMS, I second hair! Time points [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart]]

所有眉宇间的故事,不是深情就是辜负。

湖南交通频道官方微博:
    #国足VS韩国##世预赛十二强#福地长沙,晚安[心][心](视频@芋头Yy丶 )tRtuseA ​​​
[# the teams VS South Korea # # the top # lucky changsha heats, good night [heart] [heart] tRtuseA (video @, taro Yy)]

湖南交通频道官方微博

StephenCurry:
    [色] ​​​
[[color]]

赵文瑄:
    #唱吧MV#我唱的这首歌打败了全国%的人,快来听听吧。 tRcwvAC ​​​
[# sing MV# I sing the song of the defeated country %, come and listen. tRcwvAC]

高富美白萌死人滴帅

实用百科菌:
    【睡前玩手机如何使伤害最小?】睡前玩手机已经成不少人每日最后一项必做功课。不良习惯对眼睛和脖颈的危害非常大,你实在没法放下手机?那应该学学怎么把伤害降到最低!手机党必知常识,马克! ​​​
[The bed playing mobile phone how to minimize the damage? Before bed to play mobile phone has become a lot of people daily the last item will do their homework. Bad habits the harm to the eyes and neck is very large, you cant put down the phone? That should learn how to keep damage to a minimum! Mobile phone party will know common sense, mark! ​​​]

每天都更新实用技能,想了解更多的实用百科知识,关注我(合作QQ:)

李诞:
    你问我要去向何方,我指着大海的方向:一位里边儿请。 ​​​
[You ask me to where they are, I pointed to the direction of the sea in one side, please. ​​​]

工作联系微信号 marcellazhang (张女士) 请注明事由。

笑笑_孙亚龙:
    各位老哥老姐吃夜宵没[哈哈][哈哈] ​​​
[Dear brother kiddo didnt eat food taken late at night (ha ha) (ha ha)]

孙亚龙,ID:笑笑,前DNF第一白手,两届WCG冠军。现任七煌解说。商务合作请直接发送邮箱至huadan.d@kh 董先生

潮衣搭配日志:
    手工珠宝的制作过程,简直是眼睛的享受。没想到一件珠宝的制作需要这么多工序,看到成品的刹那一切都值得,怪不得那么贵[doge]tRtAXIq ​​​
[The process of making handmade jewelry is the eyes to enjoy. That a piece of jewelry production processes need so much, see the finished product of the moments everything is worth it, no wonder so expensive [doge] tRtAXIq]

时尚穿衣搭配

Alvinyy:
    黄鳝门女主播琪琪,这世界怎么了? tRcZGuO . ​​​
[Eel door anchorwoman kiki, whats wrong with this world? TRcZGuO.]

童话里不都是骗人的

选秀资讯站:
    #女主播黄鳝#目测,买视频的都是一群性压抑的,而卖视频的已经构成诈骗!!根本没有什么完整版或者分部,只有一个分的! ​​​
[# # anchorwoman eel visual, buy video is a group of sexual repression, and selling video already constitute a fraud!!!! Dont have any full version or division, there is only one point! ​​​]

热门选秀资讯平台,微信号:oxll

韩国东东:
    这次#世预赛十二强#比赛很有意思,向中国的球队和热情的球迷致敬[good] 现场观看就能知道球员们是多么拼命跑的,不管是自己的队还是敌队真的都不能骂😠 为所有人鼓掌&加油 ​​​
[这次#世预赛十二强#比赛很有意思,向中国的球队和热情的球迷致敬[good] 现场观看就能知道球员们是多么拼命跑的,不管是自己的队还是敌队真的都不能骂😠 为所有人鼓掌&加油 ​​​]

东东_哒哒 微信订阅 我是韩国东东

MC苏颜涵:
    #女主播黄鳝##中韩大战# 朋友终于进了
我国足进球了?
朋友黄鳝进了[喵喵]朋友刚送我两条野生斤货黄鳝,搞得我顿时没了食欲[怒骂] ​​​

[Both China and South Korea war # # # # anchorwoman eel friend finally into the < br > the foot goals? < br > friends eel into [meow] just send me two wild catty goods eel, make I suddenly didnt appetite [denounced]]

“ 知我者谓我心忧,不知我者谓我何求._MC苏颜涵 ”

计鸣镝666:
    我们的爱情,永远都不会消散。或许哪天你不记得了,我也不记得了。但是它还在那里,在那个现实中的我们永远都到不了时空。它会一直在这个时空飘荡,散场之后。在另一个时空继续开始。那里还有两个一样也不一样的你我重复着这段让人无奈的感情。只不过我希望它会在某一个时空质变,能在那个时空开花结果 ​​​
[Our love, never go away. Maybe one day you dont remember, I also dont remember. But it is still there, well never get there in the real time and space. It would have been in the time past, after the dismissal. At another time and space to continue. There are two same repeating this is not the same as you I helpless feeling letting a person. I just hope it will be at a certain qualitative change of time and space, can blossom at that time]

把心空出来

双囍是朵花儿:
    一人发一张你保存了很久的,喜欢的照片吧。
好看的人像写真,商业片,电影截图,风景都可以。
找灵感。 ​​​

[One person send you keep for a long time, like the pictures. < br > nice portrait photo, commercial, film screenshots, landscape can be. < br > looking for inspiration. ​​​]

中华人民共和国摄影师。

新浪广东:
    这个点还醒着的,来在评论里留言说说为啥失眠了? ​​​
[This point still awake, to leave a message in the comments about why insomnia? ​​​]

新浪广东频道包括广东新闻、广东美食、广东时尚、广东旅游等多个栏目,立足广东本土,有“资”有“味”!

种草达人绵绵酱:
    用了这些沐浴露,出门连香水都不用喷啦[偷乐] ​ ​​​
[Using the body wash, go out [steal joy] even dont have to spray perfume?]

剁手的路上 两脚都是油门

汪海林:
    说长沙球迷夜里放鞭炮吵韩国队,巴萨球迷也这样,韩国接待恒大不给提供训练场,大巴故意走错路导致无法热身就开赛,这是职业足球客场的常态啊,有什么大惊小怪的。巴西球迷向客队扔过炸弹,你还没见识中东的主场呢……一场伟大的胜利,不会被这点小破事消解。更有趣的是,很快就辟谣了,放鞭炮压根儿就 ​​​
[Changsha fans said South Korea set off firecrackers fight at night, the Barcelona fans, so reception Evergrande in South Korea to provide training, bus deliberately went wrong cause cant warm up, this is the normal professional football on the road, whats the fuss was about. Brazilian fans threw a bomb at the visitors, havent you seen at home in the Middle East... A great victory, wont be broken this little thing. More interestingly, soon rumours, set off firecrackers at all]

双手能写梅花篆字,单掌能玩各种鼠标;咬定幺鸡不放松,任尔东南西北风。写剧本,创GDP,不使人间造孽钱

毕节大鸣哥:
    #世预赛十二强#中韩大战 贵州遵义一小伙:今晚中国要是赢了他吃八吨💩笑cry]记得发视频直播评论呢啊[笑cry][笑cry]这可怎么办[泪]吃起来可绕韩国圈[笑cry]新一代遵义网红要诞生了[笑cry] 厉害了我的哥 tRtepWr . ​​​
#毕节微分享# ​​​

[# # World Cup top sino-south Korean war 贵州遵义一小伙:今晚中国要是赢了他吃八吨💩笑cry]记得发视频直播评论呢啊[笑cry][笑cry]这可怎么办[泪]吃起来可绕韩国圈[笑cry]新一代遵义网红要诞生了[笑cry] LiHaiLeWoDeGe tRtepWr. ​​​
#毕节微分享# ​​​]


一网打尽毕节新闻资讯,新鲜事,身边事,欢迎爆料!

世界搞笑排行榜:
    原来这就是紫霞仙子的好好保养的秘诀,希望大家都能找到属于自己的爱情。[心] tRvf ​​​
[This is the secret of a good maintenance of purple xia pretty woman, I hope everyone can find belongs to own love. [heart] tRvf]

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搞笑图片会:
    当你和好朋友说了一个非常好笑的笑话时,大概就是这个样子吧tRPPSoJ ​​​​
[When your friends when you say, a very funny joke, probably just like this tRPPSoJ]

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Mc阿哲-:
    半夜了,我觉得有一些愧对你们,让你们等这么久了宣传这么久了,这次音乐出歌,可能整杂了,[失望]我心都要碎了,今晚是休息不好了。 ​​​
[In the middle of the night, I think there are some live up to you, let you wait so long so long propaganda, this music song, may the miscellaneous, [disappointed] it breaks my heart to, tonight is a good rest. ​​​]

YY直播间ID:, 原创歌曲 (有你) (做你的兄弟) (别无所求)。。

安妮的情话:
    

“我根本无力抵抗深夜铺天盖地袭来的想念” ​​​

[Delta < br > < br > I cannot resist flood hit miss at night]

又不是只有你一个人深爱而不得

犀利话:
    “冷战的时候 我也可以坚持很久 久到我连一点想跟你说话的欲望都没有 但也总有一瞬间 让我觉得 就这样吧 你怎样都好 不离开就好 面子算什么 脾气算什么 都没你重要” ​ ​​​
[When the cold war I can insist for a long time For a long time to I dont have any desire to talk with you But there is always a moment Let me think so How are you what is good not leave good face havent you temper is important]

一杯浊酒,难看红尘透。

内涵小婊姐:
    【微博小调查】看了#女主播黄鳝#你们以后还想吃黄鳝吗?想吃点赞,不想吃评论,想给别人吃,转发艾特他。。。。。。。 ​​​
[See # weibo small survey 】 【 anchorwoman eel # after you still want to eat eel? Eat thumb up, dont want to eat, want to give others to eat, forwarding @ him...... ​​​]

做个内涵的好菇凉

桐-爺:
    #女主播黄鳝#到底是黄鳝死了还女主播亡了? ​​​
[# # anchorwoman eel is eel dead also anchorwoman wu? ​​​]

亲爱的,既然心知肚明又何必句句煽情……

哦CYJ:
    #女主播黄鳝# 这主播也是可以 我一个女生看的都快吐了 实在是没谁了 她怎么不用电钻呢[吐] ​​​
[# # anchorwoman eel anchor these can also be I saw a girl is going to throw up Who is not [spitting] how she dont have to drill?]

v信:c qq:

极品搞笑君:
    还记得爱情公寓里的关谷君嘛[太开心],他就是王传君扮演者!为人低调很少有绯闻,一直默默无闻[挖鼻]曾经的他是那么的帅气干练,没想到变成了今天这个样子!哎岁月是一把无情的杀猪刀啊[笑cry] ​​​#极品搞笑君# ​​​
[Remember love apartment GuanGuJun [quite happy], he is Eric plays! Low-key few gossip, the little-known [dig nose] once he is so handsome and spell able, unexpectedly turned into what it is today! Ah the years is a ruthless kill pig knife [laugh cry] # # the best funny king]

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