“室友疯狂偷我的项链包包化妆品，我该不该报警”
[Crazy stealing my roommate necklace bags of cosmetics, I should call the police]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
季箐：总觉得那时侯爱你心切，以至于错过了很多，甚至错过了你。
[Always feel love you at that time, that I missed a lot, even missed you. ]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】
一句正能量的话：同事的最高境界是宽容，夫妻的最高境界是相容，朋友的最高境界是包容，生活的最高境界是笑容！
[Colleagues is the highest realm of tolerance, the highest state of the couple is compatible, friends is the highest realm of tolerance, the highest state of life is a smile! ]
每早一句正能量的话，治愈一整天。合作加QQ：，备明来意
坏男人日志：我不喝别人喝过的水
也没兴趣和别人分享同一个谁
[I do not drink from water used by others < br > who didnt share the same interest and others]
别站在你的角度看我 我怕你看不懂……因为我是混蛋 你又在看我微博。合作QQ
世界搞笑排行榜：李嘉诚买下「光辉岁月」版权，请来林夕重新填词为汕头大学毕业歌，好燃！！ . tRiBste
[Li ka-shing bought glory days copyright, please Lin xi to write lyrics for shantou university graduation song, good burning!!!!! . TRiBste]
搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、邪恶、亮点内容。 合作联系qq
博露齿一笑：弟弟用门帮姐姐压腿，最后一句话亮了[笑cry] tRiJxyl
[Brother with a door to help sister leg press, the last sentence to [laugh cry] tRiJxyl]
每天更新笑话，喜欢就关注我吧，合作加扣扣
精彩表情君：给你们分享一首我见过的最辣眼睛的MV[污]，不能让我一个人瞎[doge][doge] tRidEQL
[Give you share a hottest eyes I have ever seen the MV [pollution], cant let I a person blind [doge] [doge] tRidEQL]
一个萌萌的gif制图匠！每天给你带来最gif的动态图 合作qq：
懒人减肥宝典：【四周时间成功减掉肥肉，并且练出腹肌[威武]】分钟个高强度减腹动作，充分燃烧腹部脂肪！同时强化脊椎，在快速消灭肚腩的同时，你会发现整个人也会更挺直了[来]每个动作-S，连续-组，男女都适用，新手第一次练习也能燃烧大卡！tRVndfOs
[【 around time success to lose fat and build abs [power]] minutes a high strength reduced abdominal motion, full belly fat burning! At the same time, strengthen the spine, while quickly eliminate the belly, you will find that the people will be more straight [to] every movement - S, continuous - group, men and women are applicable, the novice first practice can also burn calories! tRVndfOs]
懒人减肥福利微博，合作QQ
情伤语：“关于失去
没了之后很难过
可再也没想找回来了
不要和好了
坏了就是坏了”
[About lost < br > no after very sad < br > but didnt want to back the dont reconciled the < br > < br > is broken is broken]
爱，请深爱，不爱，就放手，你走了真好，不要我总担心你会走丢。
德卡先生的信箱：“人与人之间情断义绝，并不需要什么具体理由，就算表面上有，也很可能只是心已经离开的结果，事后才编造出的借口而已。／ 东野圭吾 《解忧杂货铺》”
[Interpersonal situation just a cut, does not need any specific reason, even if the surface have, also likely just heart have left as a result, to invent an excuse later. tolo keigo melancholy grocery store ]
想说的话 寄存在这里〈私信投递 · 匿名发布〉不欢迎没有礼貌和脑子的人
ZY喜哥：难以置信的是
这个人居然出门带着一面
一米七乘以七十的镜子
晚安了，今天有点累了，毕竟带个镜子
蛮累的
[Incredibly < br > the man had to go out with a mirror < br > one meter seven times seventy < br > < br > good night, today a little tired, with a mirror after all < br > pretty tired]
Taobao🌀店铺地址zystudiozy.taobao
二次元视频：东京地铁的日常，第一位大哥就是被天天这么活生生挤长了吧！！#低调炫技# tRIOhnq
[Tokyo metro daily, the first brother is living crowded so long everyday!!!!! # # low key technique tRIOhnq]
我是真真正正在做搞笑视频，希望能给大家的生活带来快乐！
痒气美少女：放屁的最高境界，卧槽！这是一个有味道的微博，太重口味了！！
[The highest state of fart, oh my god! This is a taste of weibo, heavy taste!! ]
我就是我，颜 射 不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：
P图少女Mandy酱：♡
姑娘，你那么努力
你要知道结婚是为什么
不是为了嫁给世俗传说的如意郎君
你那么优秀，不是为了给娃当个娘就算了
你从不欠别人一段恋爱
也不欠任何人一个孩子
你只欠自己一个幸福的模样
[♡ < br > girl, you so hard < br > why < br > you know marriage is not to marry secular legend mr.right < br > you so good, not to give her when a niang even if < br > < br > you never owe someone a love also dont owe anyone one child < br > you only owe you a happy appearance]
P图调色教程分享💕 V+XIN：topmm
幕斯：我先喵为敬
[Ill meow for worship]
漫画作者，作品有《爱的比热容》《无期之约》，《小丑丹尼》连载中.
我没钱可我想旅行：【香港攻略】讲真香港真的是一个可爱又神奇的地方[兔子]以后还要去！！（谢谢 一颗小白菜啊哦啊哦 的投稿）
[Speak true Hong Kong Hong Kong strategy 】 【 really is a lovely and magical place [rabbit] after going!! (thank you contribute a Chinese cabbage oh oh oh oh)]
爱旅游，个人薇❤：lvxing
全球流行风尚：国外一妹纸用黏土做一只《疯狂动物城》里的狐狸尼克！这手工，必须赞！[good] tRieouf .
[A foreign girl with clay do a wild animal city fox Nick! This manual, must praise! [good] tRieouf.]
Q微博内最大的时尚、潮流集聚地，每天播报时尚、潮流信息，欢迎猛点关注合作微信kuangjinhua
人性之美丽：盛喜中勿许人物，盛怒中勿答人书。喜时之言多失信，怒时之言多失体。
[ChengXi, dont make figures in rage dont answer this letter. When words are pleased when the faithless, anger when words at the time of loss. ]
为你讲述人性美好的故事.....
掏心話_：男生在什么情况下会想出轨？#情感#
[The boy under what circumstances will want to cheat? Emotional # #]
每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。
全球创意视频大搜罗：女学生为了钱，拍果照和车震，竟然欣然同意，真的震惊 tRiGwCw
[Female students for the money, fruit photograph and car shock, readily agreed to, really shocked tRiGwCw]
广告推广转发合作请私信 ❤有猛虎，细嗅蔷薇
美食云：【万无一失糖醋汁儿调法】各种糖醋菜都适用！,,,,....搞定tREmpNH
[No sweet and sour juice drink to all kinds of sweet and sour food 】 apply! ,,,,,,... Fix tREmpNH]
跟着菜谱做美食.....欣赏世界各地美食，了解中国饮食文化。
郑恺官方粉丝团：#郑恺##郑恺生日快乐# 近期集资汇总，如有遗漏请一定要记得私信团团哟！距离又近了一步💪
[# # # # Ryan Ryan happy birthday recently raised summary, if there are omissions please remember direct messages completely! 距离又近了一步💪 ]
郑恺唯一官方粉丝团。想要了解郑恺的最新最全动态，请关注@郑恺官方粉丝团
Yesung110684：사랑할수록 🌙 #굿밤##ELF##yesung# tRieoCna .
[사랑할수록🌙#굿밤##elf##yesung# trieocna。]
爱情日志：虽然你在别人眼里有很多不好 但是没关系 那些在我眼里都好 这样别人就看不上你 就抢不走你 你就永远是我的 .
[Although you have a lot of bad in others eyes But its ok In my eyes are good So he despises you rob dont walk you Youll always be mine.]
经典爱情日志大全，时刻更新，敬请关注,合作联系QQ
调色匠：冰激凌的生产制造过程，看着太爽了！信不信最后那个大桶 我能吃到明年[笑cry]tRiBzZfs
[Manufacturing process of ice cream, looking at too great! Believe it or not that last VAT I can eat to [laugh cry] tRiBzZfs next year]
每日分享照片调色教程，谢谢你的关注~
柳儿丁：#关于青春[音乐]#
[[music] # # about youth]
小橘子🍊
梁子的自由空间：其实我特别不喜欢拍一些花花草草的，感觉自己特没耐性。可是迪拜沙漠中成长的花卉，不得不令人惊叹。不管花多少银子，是否大土豪，至少对美的向往，全世界人都是相通的。看看图六就知道了，所有花卉下面都带有水管，每天需要大量且昂贵的水维护这些沙漠中的生命。
[Actually I dont like to take some beautiful flowers and plants, in particular to feel impatient. But dubai desert flower growing up, had to be amazing. No matter spend how many money, whether the big local tyrants, at least for the beautiful yearning, people around the world are all interlinked. Look at figure , all flowers below with plumbing, need a lot of water and expensive maintenance every day life in the desert. ]
出版书：一本打开的日记；独闯非洲高山王国；西非丛林的家；红海大漠；非洲十年。纪录片：房东蒋先生；非洲十年；恒河故事、恒河边的意大利人等
心中那一抹微光_：人在落魄时，才知道谁的手最暖；情在吵架时，才明白谁的心最软。一个只懂流血却为你流了泪的人，是肝胆相照的朋友；一个只知流泪却为你流 了血的人，是相濡以沫的爱人
[When people down and out, didnt know whose hand is the most warm; Feeling quarrelling, who didnt understand the heart of the most soft. A only understand the blood shed tears for you, is a friend of sworn brothers; A know only tears were shed blood for you, is caring and love]
有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。
张璐-快乐的流浪猫：逃离💨人群啊！[抓狂][抓狂][抓狂]我最怕人太多啊！[黑线]
[逃离💨人群啊！ [mad] [mad] [mad] Im the most clear too much! [the black]]
Cessna 💕☕️️💕
今天SKD新乐季出了吗：此团乙烷……
[The mass of ethane... ]
此号已废
合顺利珠宝行：神奇@秋眉翡翠 @师俊超 @老头也好色 @广州华林玉器街-免费评估
[Magic @ autumn eyebrow jade @ ShiJun super @ old man also lewd @ guangzhou shenyang jade street - a free evaluation]
合顺利珠宝行微信号A、销售号zzzzz
学姐来一发嘛：这是上帝在创造我的时候。。。。
[It is the time of god in creation I... ]
か获ごか每日车票の关注卫星公众号 ymyt
泛读人生：“你的后悔，你的道歉，你的痛改前非，那是你自己的修行。你后悔不代表别人的伤痛就会好，你道歉不代表曾经的伤害就没发生，你痛改前非也不代表时光就会倒流。歉意只还是自我救赎，别做成绑架。”
[Your regret, your apology, your recognition, it is your own practice. Dont you regret on behalf of someone elses pain is good, you dont apologize on behalf of once damage did not occur, recognition nor will rewind time. You regret or only self-salvation, dont make it kidnapped. ]
时尚少男。许我一袭袈裟，伴你浪迹天涯。许我绿树红花，陪你青丝白发。
刘苏曼Soman：偶尔会在路上看到修自行车的小摊，破旧的小车边摆着一些工具，顺便卖点什么，夏天不能遮阳，冬天不能挡风。我不止一次地问猪大哥：“他们的收入能支撑起在北京的生活吗？”猪大哥每次都说：“当然能，如果不能，他们就不会继续修车了。”“可是我总觉得他们没什么生意呀。”“你又没有一直看着他们，你
[Sometimes see fix bicycle stalls on the road, old car side with some tools, selling point, by the way, cant shade in summer, winter wind. More than once I ask pig their income can sustain life in Beijing? Pig always say can, of course, if not, they will not continue to repair. But I always feel that they no business. You dont have always looked at them and you]
北京大学本硕博（在读）。要做向日葵，向日微笑。待人宽容即待己宽容。
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