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#春娇救志明# 宣傳工作已經啓動,好團隊再聚,默契依舊,各人也很期待,😍希望能與大家分享見面,月日上映,請多支持😘🙏🏻
[#春娇救志明# 宣传工作已经启动,好团队再聚,默契依旧,各人也很期待,😍希望能与大家分享见面,月日上映,请多支持😘🙏🏻 ]
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#神回卧谈会# 我比较想知道小仙女们如果一觉醒来发现自己长了小JJ,你会干什么?
[# god back into slumber # I want to know the little fairies if woke up to find yourself long small JJ, you will do? ]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。空耳同传君:
【中字短片】美国保守派行动CPAC会议上采访支持特朗普的这个女孩[嘻嘻] 口齿伶俐,思维清楚,充满激情[哈哈]#川普总统# tRigSKIj
[American conservatives in short words 】 【 action CPAC conference interview this girl support trump hee hee articulate, thinking clearly, passionate (ha ha) # # tRigSKIj trumps President]
视频翻译爱好者 政治控 考据癖 墙头人 外语幻听症患者。欢迎投稿和转发,欢迎找我做新闻配视频业务北美吐槽君:
“想让已工作的男朋友refer我,是不是无理的要求?”
[Want work has boyfriend refer to me, unreasonable requirements? ]
吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】清华南都:
你最近在为什么而焦虑?
[Why have you been up to and anxiety? ]
躬耕于清华的南方都市人,青年人必读的活百科全书,社会学播士、情感心理学砖家季箐:
他情商高,也了解你,所以感动你从不费力。但是也知道怎么让他自己利益最大化,在你们的关系里,他最爱自己,也要求你最爱他。你可以继续留恋他对你的好,也可以选择不离开,那你就会一直纠结下去。打个比方,天晴了,他陪你晒太阳。下雨了,只有你一个人淋雨。
[His eq is high, also understand you, so moved by you are never easy. But also know how to let his own benefit maximization, in your relationship, he loved himself, also ask you to love him. You can continue to miss his good for you, also can choose not to leave, then youll struggle continues. For example, the weather is fine, he accompany you in the sun. Rain, only you a person in the rain. ]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复,其余都是骗子】思想聚焦:
很多年前曾经看过一部电影,你和一个女孩在电影院里也在看电影,看到银幕上男女主人公接吻的镜头,你不禁心旌摇荡,把脸偏向旁边的女孩,想吻不敢,欲罢不能,一个青涩少男的形象让人忍俊不禁。影片的名字我没有记住,但是我记住了一张有着精致面容的娃娃脸和你的名字 ——张国荣。这是我对你的最初印
[Ever seen a movie many years ago, you and a girl in the movie theater in the movies, see the protagonist kissing scene on the screen, you can not help but mind, her face towards the girl beside, want to kiss cant, and the image of a young boy in stitches. I didnt remember the name of the film, but I remember a delicate face have a baby face and your name - Leslie cheung. This is my first for you to print]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin曼联新闻:
你是不是又失眠了?讲讲为啥?#曼联球迷故事# #曼联球迷#
[Do you have insomnia? Tell me why? Manchester united supporters story # # # # Manchester united fans]
小时播报曼联相关新闻、图片等。合作或爆照请直接私信。鎮宇DD的豬頭俱樂部:
大码费曼又来了,嫌弃的表情来自...
[Big yards feynman again, abandon the expression comes from...]
电影图解师:
word天!《吸血鬼日记》大结局了!从年到年,年时光。一起来看下这分钟全剧回顾,满满的都是回忆[心][泪] tRinKsRx
[The word day! The vampire diaries finale! From year to year, years. Look at the minutes that the review, all is memory [heart] [tears] tRinKsRx]
电影图解师 各种口味都有 欢迎投稿!公安部打四黑除四害:
【削芒果新技能,Get√】原来歪果人是这样吃芒果的!那些说芒果需要把核进化掉的小伙伴,快来get新技能![嘻嘻][坏笑] tRWJ
[】 【 cut mango, new skills, Get) original slanting fruit people eat mango so! Said the mango need to drop nuclear evolution of friend, come and get new skills! [xi xi] [laugh] tRWJ]
打四黑除四害,主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场,为民除害,保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑,警民联手除四害!全球搞笑排行榜:
卧槽,今天玩一个大的:随便选一个数字点开,然后照上面做,敢不敢来[doge] #低调炫技#
[Day, today to play a bigger opens at randomly choose a number, and then do as above, dare to [doge] # # low key technique]
微博搞笑中心!【联系Q 】分享新鲜、时尚、搞笑信息~关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!↖(^ω^)↗中国新闻网:
#夜猫子时间#嫁给一个懂得好好说话的家庭有多重要。[心]
[Time to sleep on the night of # # to marry a know how to speak how important family. [heart]]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。Houson猴姆:
【猴姆独家】斯嘉丽·约翰逊主演真人版《攻壳机动队》首曝预告特辑!超多新镜头!除了少佐外,公安九课其他成员也都集体亮相了!比起之前预告里的匆匆一瞥,这次镜头多了不少。尤其集中在巴特!斋藤、石川、波玛等都出现了!拍摄片场也是首次曝光![亲亲][酷]tRieXIQe
[Scarlett johansson monkeys sole 】 【 a live-action version starred in the ghost in the shell first exposure to forecast special! More than a new lens! Besides less zc, public security lesson nine other members also are collective appearance! Quick glance than previously forecast, the lens is much less. Especially focused on the butt! Saito, ishikawa, wave! Shooting was exposed for the first time! [kiss] [cool] tRieXIQe]
这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!旅者志:
“可爱的”懒猴背后,是一个痛苦的真相[泪]现在还不是太晚,所以...大家应该站在一起,揭露事实,我们一定能结束那些痛苦!!!tRiXXJ
[Lovely behind the slow loris, is a painful truth [tears] its not too late, so... We should stand together, expose the truth, we can end the pain!!!!!! tRiXXJ]
华丽视觉盛宴,精彩感动瞬间!(摄影插画旅行文学)合作QQ写给前任的999封情书:
如果他喜欢你 他会主动找你 他想你 会给你打电话 他会经常和你聊天
因为他会想知道你在想什么 他会因为你一句不经意的话想很久
他会想和你开玩笑 他好像从来不忙 手机永不断电 你的短信他都会秒回
不会因为其他事情忽略你 如果他什么也没有做到的话
你有没有想过 也许他没有那么喜欢你
[If he likes you he will actively looking for you think you he will call you He often chat with you < br > because he would want to know what you think he will because of a casual word you want to be a long time < br > hell want to and you kidding As if he never not busy SMS mobile phone never power off your he seconds back to < br > not because other things ignore you < br > if he do nothing has it ever occurred to you Maybe he didnt so like you]
你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ大脑切片:
仙女谈什么恋爱,仙女不需要谈恋爱。
[Talk about what love fairy, fairy dont need to fall in love. ]
从伦敦到马德里。可爱宠物中心:
日本女人记录流浪狗安乐死过程:气体简单很环保,狗狗表情很痛苦[怒]
[Japanese women record stray dogs euthanasia process simple gas is environmental protection, the dog look very pain [anger]]
这里是所有爱宠,爱心人士的集聚地,诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物!黎諾懿LOKYI:
真的很喜歡這個大家庭,愛回家❤️❤️❤️
[Really love the family, love the home ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️]
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大家觉得做人最重要的是什么啊
我觉得是真实,对得起自己的sin[心]
[Do you think what is the most important person < br > I think it is real, live up to their own sin [heart]]
养了狗一样的猫,弹琴,纹身,帅气阳光不要脸。善财神:
我们总是忙着心疼别人,装作一副自己不需要被人心疼的样子。
[We are always busy love others, pretending to be a themselves dont need to be love. ]
认真得很好笑的段子手。是女生就要这样屌:
条人生感悟,越早懂得越好[心]
[The life feeling, the sooner you know, the better [heart]]
真正对你好的人全在细节里@是女生就要这样屌,合作 q新宿案内人李小牧:
可以不要相信我说的,大家花点点时间上百度,输入:世界主要都市放射数值,您就可以明白排第一位低数值的是东京,第二是纽约州,第八是帝都。难道中国的百度被黑客侵入了一个多月还没恢复正常?这么一比较,帝都及周围产的食品是不是都不能吃了??[汗][衰][熊猫]
[Can dont believe what I said, you spend little time on baidu, and input the worlds major urban radiation values, you can understand the low rank high value is Tokyo, the second is the state of New York, the eighth, the imperial city. Isnt China baidu by hackers for more than a month still not back to normal? Such a comparison, made in the imperial city and the surrounding food cannot eat?? [Mr Khan] [failure] [pandas]]
年新宿区议员参选人 差多票惜败《歌舞町案内人》《日本有病》等书及美国新闻周刊专栏作者 新宿歌舞伎町一番街「湖南菜馆」馆长(––每天一节减肥课:
简单步骤教你叠出红玫瑰,卧槽,碉堡了!get√ tRcNIOW
[Simple steps to teach you fold the red rose, oh my god, the bunker! TRcNIOW get)]
每天一节减肥课,科学减肥很简单!想瘦就找我吧~坎话:
“只有爸爸和女儿才是世上最坚固的情人
他喜欢你素颜不化妆
喜欢你长发扎马尾
他教育你不要乱花钱然后递上银行卡
他从来没说过我爱你却又比谁都爱你
他在电话里听见你哭泣的时候
会沉默然后说回来吧我养你”
[The only father and daughter, is the worlds most strong lover < br > he doesnt like you without makeup makeup < br > like your long hair < br > he education you dont want disorderly spend money then pass card < br > he never said I love you and love you more than anyone else < br > when he heard you cry in the phone < br > will silence and then come back to me I said you]
一个懂你的微博,那些说到你心坎里的话。(合作QQ)我的损友是个极品:
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈迷幻橙味!一只会飞的猫!谁做的你出来我保证我不打死你![笑cry]tRiBYut
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha acid orange flavour! A flying cat! Who did you come out I promise I will not kill you! [laughing cry] tRiBYut]
私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】全球流行风尚:
你需要一个这样的女朋友。[doge]
[You need a girlfriend. [doge]]
Q微博内最大的时尚、潮流集聚地,每天播报时尚、潮流信息,欢迎猛点关注合作微信kuangjinhua世界搞笑排行榜:
黑人深情演唱《小幸运》艾玛呀!简直太好听了! . tRiWsLhi
[Small black soulful singing lucky Emma! It is good to listen! . TRiWsLhi]
搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、邪恶、亮点内容。 合作联系qq孙怡微博:
我 我❤
[I I ❤]
工作事宜请联络邮箱 joywong@starbox.asia女生心事:
这个世界上,你永远亏欠的人只有一个。妈妈的世界很小,只装满了我。我的世界很大,常忽略了她。所有恩情,可能要用一辈子来偿还,还远不够 tRbqIXd
[In this world, there is only one forever indebted to you. My mothers world is very small, only filled with me. My world is very big, often ignored her. All the kindness, may want to use a lifetime to repay, tRbqIXd is far not enough]
一句话,一张图,道尽你心中所想。喜欢,请关注。qq 微信:myxy 🌙辣笔小球:
晚安。维科精华明天涨停了或摩纳哥没输球,记得喊我起床装逼。
[Good night. Vico essence harden or Monaco didnt lose tomorrow, remember to call me get up loading force. ]
余生皆假期人气女王说话术:
友情爱情都一样,曾经说要一直在一起的人,来去之间,久处不厌才是真情。友情的话,愿十年以后我提着老酒,愿你十年以后还是老友;而爱情,希望是执子之手,与之偕老。如此,晚安!
[Friendship love, once said to have been together, come and go between, for a long time in the tire is the true feelings. Our friendship, may ten years later I was carrying alcohol, ten years later still friends; And love, hope is your hand, old together with them. So, good night! ]
口才并不是一种天赋的才能,它是靠刻苦训练得来的!Q Q 搞笑图片会:
女生宿舍模特队,自古宿舍出人才! tRiiuUU
[Girls dormitory MoTeDui, ancient dormitory out! tRiiuUU]
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每次视频通话的背后,都有着不能说的秘密!哈哈哈~最后也是万万没想到…[笑cry][doge] tRidDG
[Behind every time video calls, with cant say secret! Ha ha ha ~ last and never imagined... [laughing cry] [doge] tRidDG]
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