一个问题：是不是猫都恨沙发？？？光挠皮子已经满足不了端牛了，刚才发现它试图啃木头……后面那都是它挠的，它拒绝承认
[A problem all cats hate sofa??????? Light scratching the cow leather has not satisfy the end, find it just now trying to chew the wood... Behind that is its flexible, refused to admit it]
《愿无岁月可回头》
Houson猴姆：【猴姆独家】斯嘉丽·约翰逊主演真人版《攻壳机动队》首曝官方【中字】分钟片段！斯嘉丽扮演的少佐大战艺妓傀儡！！！精彩！！[抓狂][色][亲亲]tRGaVzv
[Scarlett johansson monkeys sole 】 【 a live-action version starred in the ghost in the shell first revealed the official in the word minute pieces! Scarlett geisha puppet play less with war!!!!!! Wonderful!!!!! [mad] [color] [kiss] tRGaVzv]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
这里是美国：【歪果仁赞小笼包：发明者应得诺贝尔奖[色]】两个歪果仁吃货品尝小笼包，不禁连连感叹发明者的伟大，称值得拥有食品界的诺贝尔和平奖。外国男子全程亢奋，称“吃小笼包”是一门艺术，自己是专业的小笼包食客。歪果仁吃小笼包比中国人还溜[笑cry]tRTmYO
[【 slanting nuts like small steamed bun inventor deserved a Nobel Prize [color]] two slanting swathes nuts taste the small steamed bun, can not help repeatedly over the greatness of the inventor, the Nobel peace prize is worth having a food industry. Foreign men high all the way, say eat small steamed bun is an art, is specialized in the small steamed bun diners. Slanting nuts to eat small steamed bun slipped [laugh cry] tRTmYO than Chinese]
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英国报姐：柯基游泳大趴体！小短腿们在水里欢乐地扑腾，超级萌[心]
tRGCSQv
[Corgi swimming big lie prone body! Little short legs flopped about in the water with joy, super of [heart] < br > tRGCSQv]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
小野妹子学吐槽：真人电影版《银魂》的一些片场照...栗子可以说帅惨了[爱你]
[Live-action movie version of silver soul of some studios according... Chestnut can say handsome miserable love you []]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
热门搞笑排行榜：请不要再赚这种钱啦！买车需先懂这几个常识，才能防止被忽悠，卧槽！涨知识了！ tRGXR
[Please dont make this kind of money! A car must first understand a few common sense, that can prevent seduced, oh, my gosh! Higher knowledge! tRGXR]
关注@热门搞笑排行榜，获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣：】
王尼玛：预祝中国男足在世预赛战胜韩国取得好成绩，中国队加油！ tRGXrN
[I wish living Chinese football qualifier victory over South Korea to get good grades, China refuels! tRGXrN]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
新京报：#北京医改新政#【北京所有公立医疗机构将取消挂号费、诊疗费、药品加成，设医事服务费】《北京市医药分开综合改革实施方案》今天正式发布。涉及北京所有公立医疗机构都将取消挂号费、诊疗费、药品加成,设立医事服务费,项医疗服务价格也要进行规范调整。 tRGoEW
[Reform New Deal # # Beijing 【 all public medical institutions in the city will cancel the registration fee, the fee, and drug addition, set up medical service 】 Beijing medicine separate comprehensive reform scheme of officially released today. Involved in all the public medical institutions in the city will cancel the registration fee, the fee, and drug addition, set up the medical service, medical service prices will adjust specification. tRGoEW]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
iPanda熊猫频道：#熊猫那些事儿# 谁说我们把“小灰灰”封杀啦？这期全都播它！[酷][酷]黑越深，爱越真，既然“月半灰”爱好辣么特殊，我们的表白就也另类点噻~[阴险][阴险]向偶像靠拢，跟偶像学习，为偶像搞事！搞事！搞事！[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈] tRGakwz .
[# # the panda those things who said we put the little gray block? This period of time all play it! [cool] [cool] black the deeper, the more love, since a half grey hobby hot special, our profession is also alternative point thiamethoxam ~ [insidious] [insidious] to idols, study with idol, for idol thing! Make things! Make things! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] tRGakwz.]
（live.ipanda）关注我以后你们就是我的人了！在这里我是团长你们是饭团，团长爱饭团么么哒~微博中所发内容，如标注iPanda水印的均为熊猫频道原创素材或已经申请授权的内容，分享转发请标明出处，否则一律按侵权处理。
平安中原：#象警官说事# 瞧瞧这俩交警干的好事！网友：哪个路口？求偶遇[太开心]，弥补我未能偶遇佟丽娅的桑心[二哈] tREjb
[# # officer as masters look at the two traffic police done! Net friend what intersection? O encounter [quite happy], make up for my failure to meet mulberry heart [two ha] tREjb liyan tong]
河南省公安厅网络互动平台。河南公安追求：让社会更平安，让群众更满意。 提示：紧急警情、报警求助请拨打
我的朋友是个呆B：玻利维亚一只无家可归的流浪狗Moustache，最近被一个修道院收养，成了一只修士狗。Moustache修士现在生活得很开心，每天也履行了自己的职责，对鱼儿们说教。萌到了[心]
[Bolivia a homeless stray dog Moustache, recently adopted by a monastery, became a monk dog. Brother Moustache now live very happy, every day also fulfilled its duties, preaching to the fish. Amazed [heart]]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
央视新闻：【今天，做一个“朗读者”吧！】 #CCTV朗读者#线下活动“朗读亭”已陆续在各大城市展开。一座亭子，一套录音设备，关上门，每个人都可以进入属于自己的精神世界。此刻，#央视新闻微直播#带你走进西安交通大学“朗读亭”，感受朗读的乐趣、文字的魅力。一起来！（央视记者潭海梅） tRGMqGS
[【 today, do a reader!] # # CCTV reader offline activities read pavilion have been in big cities. A pavilion, a set of recording equipment, closed the door, everyone can enter the spiritual world of their own. At the moment, # # micro CCTV news broadcast read pavilion take you into the xi an jiaotong university, experience the fun of reading, writing. Come along! CCTV reporter tam jaime tRGMqGS]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
全球时尚：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这丧心病狂的亲妈[二哈][二哈][二哈]tRGaAd
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this unscrupulous mother [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] tRGaAd]
分享时尚的生活态度、传递新鲜热门的时尚资讯，综合国际视野、潮流创意，从衣、食、住、行塑造你的时尚神经。个人微信ID：slzd
思想聚焦：当你出门在外，最挂念你的除了父母，大概就是它们了……[爱你]
[When you go out in the outside, in addition to parents, miss you the most probably is that they... Love you []]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
冷笑话精选：小柴店员一脸懵逼：你特么摸够了没有？到底买不买老子的黄瓜[摊手]tRGaD
[Small wood clerk a face of meng force you touch enough have no? Whether to buy it Lao tze cucumber tRGaD [stand hand]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
全球奇异事件：郭德纲、于谦、小岳岳仨人同台合作相声《扒马褂》，卧槽！真是难得一见啊！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈谁能拯救一下我的笑点了，笑岔气了[哈哈]！时长分钟，建议先马后看！！#马#tRGkrdTm
[Guo degang, Yu Qian, small YueYue sa people perform together crosstalk grilled jacket, oh, my gosh! Is really rare! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha who can save my smile lit, stitchesha ha! Long minutes, it is suggested that after the first horse look!! # # tRGkrdTm ma]
发现世界新奇趣事儿~(o゜ω゜o)合作QQ
张亮Sean：…这汗！为昨晚的烤串儿而流……
[... This sweat! Flow for grilled skewers last night... ]
不想做模特的厨师不是好演员 工作联系邮箱 zhangliangstudio@vip.qq
我是种草囤货菌：这就是你女朋友生气时候的样子。[喵喵]
[This is a time when your girlfriend angry. [meow]]
我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系：
英国报姐：温馨的周末，当一家人们团聚在一起的时候，危险却潜伏在附近。短短一分钟，可能就会有一个孩子就会被身边很常见的东西夺去生命。
tRGStco
[Sweet weekend, when a people reunite together, danger is lurking around. Just a minute, then they will have a child will be around a very common thing. < br > tRGStco]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
扒皮王：说到娱乐圈自律性最好的女演员，首推林依晨。除开撇不开的工作外，林依晨平时几乎保持着九、十点睡觉五、六点起床的作息时间，而且每天早上定时早餐运动加学英语，且早餐多以蒸地瓜加热豆浆这两种营养丰富又不会让人发胖的食物，平时爱喝绿茶，去油又美容。这样的生活作息，加上乐观爱笑的心态，怎么可
[The best actress said to the entertainment industry self-discipline, indisputably ariel Lin. Except of work, ariel Lin at ordinary times almost kept sleeping nine or ten o clock five or six o clock bedtime and rising time, and regular breakfast in the morning exercise every day to learn English, and breakfast with steamed sweet potato heating soya-bean milk this two kind of rich nutrition and wont let a person get fat food, love to drink green tea at ordinary times, degreasing and beauty. Such a life work and rest, love to laugh and optimistic attitude, how can]
工作请联系邮箱：realpipi@ 公号：realbapiwang
当时我就震惊了：一分钟制作各种可爱的书签教程！必备的看书神器[酷] tRGaKcH
[One minute to make all kinds of lovely bookmark tutorial! Essential reading artifact [cool] tRGaKcH]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
新浪体育：【里皮这战只在意结果 国脚要捍卫亿人尊严】谈到明晚的十二强赛#国足VS韩国#，里皮表示：这是一场只在意结果的比赛。从我执教第一天就向球员强调，要放下压力和恐惧，他们是在捍卫亿中国人的尊严，一旦穿上国家队球衣就要在场上拼尽全力，只要能发挥自己真实水平，我们在亚洲不比任何人差。
[【 lippi to defend the war only care about the results international dignity 】 one hundred million people when it comes to the top game tomorrow evening # # the teams VS Korea, lippi said this is a only care about the result of the game. Emphasized it to the players from the first day I teach, to put down the pressure and fear, they are to defend the dignity of the Chinese people, once put on our shirt will do our best on the pitch, as long as it can play their true level, we are as good as any in Asia. ]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
生活小智慧：【热门丨爸爸和自己的baby斗舞】哈哈哈，太萌了简直[笑cry] tRikIQBI
[【 hot 丨 dad and your baby dou dance 】 ha ha ha, too [laugh cry] tRikIQBI simply]
发现，创意，让生活变得多姿多彩起来！| 合作QQ：
北京人不知道的北京事儿：涨知识了！国外各大汽车品牌的读音原来这么好听。。。[心]tRGKBMx
[Higher knowledge! The pronunciation of the overseas each big brand originally so nice... [heart] tRGKBMx]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
1024专员：北京地铁号线，又要相信这该死的爱情了[摊手][摊手][摊手]tRoa
[Beijing subway line, and to believe in this damn love [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand] tRoa]
想做网红的网黄！
我跟熊孩子的日常：国外一名爸爸边带俩娃边健身...不耽误亲子时光，也能锻炼出好身体，奶爸们都 get√#熊孩子的日常# tRGXTOr
[A father abroad sideband pair Eva edge fitness... Dont delay time, parent also can exercise a good body, dads have get daily # tRGXTOr tick # bear children]
谁家没个熊孩子，一起和熊孩子共同成长！欢迎私信我爆出熊孩子各种趣事！微信交流：baby-xiaodi
大绵羊BOBO：#绵羊画的小头像# 画了一组漂在水里的小动物的小头像。[笑cry]
[# # sheep of small avatar drew a group of small animals floating in the water head is small. [laughing cry]]
注意，我不是女的
电影集结号：赵雷的《成都》让高圆圆一秒变迷妹，高圆圆真的好美啊！[doge]tRUXk
[Zhaos chengdu, make a second gao fan younger sister, gao is really beautiful! [doge] tRUXk]
在这里，阿集带你发现一个全新的电影视界。公众号：jijiecc，合作QQ：
潮流美剧：看PS大神把卷福P成更“完美”的模样，面部特种没什么瑕疵，但就是少了本尼迪克特本身的特别的气质，技术还是相当可以的[爱你]
tRGXTTk神探夏洛克#
[See PS great god to volume f P into more perfect appearance, facial special little flaws, but is less Benedict itself special temperament, technology is quite can love you [] < br > tRGXTTk detective sherlock #]
美剧我最爱！
Happy张江：哈哈哈哈哈，是的！说的就是我[doge]#微博爆料#
[Ha ha ha ha ha, yes! Say is I [doge] # weibo report #]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
猫扑：【男子酒后欲性侵女子 因自己身材短小未遂】日，北京年轻女子在西四环人烟稀少的公交站遭一名未满岁的男子丁某性侵，因丁某个子太矮未遂。丁某被北京市一中院终审以强奸罪判处有期徒刑年个月，辩护人作出的“没对被害人造成严重后果，社会危害性小”的辩护意见，法院未予采纳。文
[【 men drunk to abuse women Because of their short, attempted 】, young women in Beijing west th ring road in sparsely populated bus station was a man under the age of being sexually assaulted, due to being attempted is too short. Being was sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of final appeal of mobile service in Beijing to rape in months, defender of the didnt have serious consequences for the victim, social harmfulness small defence, the court did not adopt. wen]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
创意工坊：大神还原十阶变种魔方…眼已瞎 tRPpOQ
[Great god restores order variant rubiks cube... The eye is blind tRPpOQ]
分享各种新鲜、新奇、创意、设计、发明、搞怪、画作！ 【非原创，只分享】
史上第一最最搞：太有道理了，你想转发艾特谁[二哈]
[Forward too sense, do you want to @ who [two ha]]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
变态学教授无铭：南非饮料广告超happy~~[笑cry] tRGSzen .
[South Africa beverage advertising super happy ~ ~ [laugh cry] tRGSzen.]
其实俺是个科学家..努力以独特的方式科普~某信公众号：ADHDmania
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