好心人给我买了一个…过时的一辈子都舔不完的棒棒糖……
[The man bought me a... Outdated lifelong lollipop licking up... ]
思想聚焦：论认错的最高境界：绝不给妻子任何开口机会，即使没错，主动认错 。这次你们真的分手吧，如果不能钟情于一人，就 集中注意力高效学习。不要只因一次挫败，就迷失了最初想抵达的远方，你若盛开，清风自来。愿你遇到那个能让你不用再咬着牙逞强，憋着泪倔强的人。
tRceREq
[The highest state of the theory of mistake never give wife opening any opportunity, even if thats right, take the initiative to admit. This time you really break up, if you cant fall in love with a person, will focus on effective learning. Do not, for one repulse, lost original want to arrive in the distance, if you are in full bloom, the wind came. May you meet that can let you dont have to bite a tooth try to be brave, suppress tears, stubborn people. < br > tRceREq]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
北京人不知道的北京事儿：#北京提个醒儿#【哈特波特迷周知[心]】@哈迷疯子：官方公布北京环球影城预计年开园，大家关注的哈利·波特主题公园，虽然官方还没正式公布消息，但该园区入驻几乎板上钉钉。据环球影城内部人士透露，哈利·波特园区已经在去年秋季完成了项目勘察。年，我们就可以组队在北京感受魔法世界啦！
[Reminder # # Beijing 【 hart potter fans known as [heart]] @ fans crazy official Beijing universal studios visits, according to the harry potter theme park of attention, although the official hasnt officially announced the news, but the park in almost nailing on the plate. According to the universal studios insiders, harry potter park has finished project survey last fall. In a team in Beijing, we can feel the magic world! ]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
最神奇的视频：周杰伦在北大百年讲堂的演讲：从方文山到吴宗宪到刘畊宏，全程没有鸡汤，接地气，很真实，始于颜值，陷于才华，忠于人品，人生只要坚持你的初衷梦想，每个人都可以不平凡，满满正能量[good]tRwiuf
[Jay Chou in pku hall speech in one hundred from wenshan to Jacky wu and liu geng hong, all without chicken soup, ground, very real, began in appearance, in talent, loyal to the character, life as long as you insist on your original dream, everyone can not ordinary, full of positive energy tRwiuf [good]]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
新浪娱乐：@林依晨Ariel 在直播中用湘琴的方式跟大家打招呼，满满的少女感！就算是现在来演湘琴也完全没有问题。为什么更可爱了！！[太开心]tRbdy
[@ Ariel Lin Ariel is live in hunan that the way of greeting people, full of sense of girl! Even now to xiang qin is no problem at all. Why more lovely!! [quite happy] tRbdy]
新浪娱乐
头条新闻：【中国各省旅游简图全了[赞]】清明、五一、端午，三个小长假如何过？去哪玩？这里有中国各省旅游简图，太全了，必须收藏，转给需要的人！
[The provincial tourism brief all the [great]] qingming festival, May Day, dragon boat, three small long vacation how to live? Where to play? There are provincial tourism diagram, is too full, must collect, to people in need! ]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
Happy张江：看的不自觉嘴角上扬啊！！《#恶作剧之吻#》里的这一幕简直了，不知道我一个单身狗我为什么一脸幸福地看完。。。。大写的甜啊[亲亲] tRGZhn .
[See not consciously the corners!!!! # # prank kiss in this scene, simply dont know why I am a single dog I read a face of happiness... Capital of sweet [kiss] tRGZhn.]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
冷笑话精选：广场舞越来越难了， 等你们老了可怎么办啊……[笑cry]tRGxdM
[Square dance more difficult, you old can do... [laughing cry] tRGxdM]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
人民日报：【天甩掉小肚腩[耶]】分钟个高强度减腹动作，充分燃烧腹部脂肪。男人练腹肌，女人练马甲，胖子减肚皮！连续坚持天，平坦小腹属于你。tRVqnvh （黑男）
[【 day dump XiaoDu belly [and]] minutes a high strength reduced abdominal motion, full burn belly fat. Man experienced abdominal muscle, woman practice ma jia, fat reducing belly! Insist on consecutive days, flat stomach belongs to you. TRVqnvh (black man)]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
回忆专用小马甲：响应#世界水日#，我要来挑战一天只喝一杯水，够义气的跟上……
[Response # # world water day, I want to challenge a day only drink a glass of water, possibly enough to keep up with... ]
《愿无岁月可回头》
瞎看什么八卦：郑爽万买时尚大片取景地？爽妹子还真是看房怼人两不误，老家奢华内景曝光…..tRbmmO
[Zheng Shuangwan buy fashion shoot scenes? Great sisters house Dui balance, hometown luxury interior exposure... .. tRbmmO]
知名搞笑幽默博主 微博签约自媒体
我的前任是极品：涨知识了！洗衣服的几个误区，你中枪了么？
[Higher knowledge! Washing clothes several pitfalls, you shot? ]
【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】
思想聚焦：【哈佛才女演讲：不欺凌、不依附，才是真正的强国！】一句“你是中国公民，而我是叙利亚难民”让哈佛中国女孩感叹：你就踏踏实实的哪怕做一个普普通通的中国人也会被善待，因为你的背后是一个稳定的国家，它不欺凌、不依附，而正因如此，世界对你的国家充满敬畏。tRbOf
[[harvard women speech no bullying, no attachment, is the true power! Saying, you are a Chinese citizen, and Im Syrian refugees harvard Chinese girl said you are re-doing even for an ordinary Chinese people will also be kind to, because your back is a stable country, it is not bullying, unattached, and because of this, to your country in the world is full of fear. tRbOf]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
当时我就震惊了：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈巴哥一定是汪星人中最魔性的品种，看的完全停不下来啊[二哈]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha feel most ones, must be Wang Xing look completely stop [ ha]]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
私人音悦馆：李健 & 吴秀波《贝加尔湖畔》，在瑞士湖畔，弹着吉他轻轻哼唱，“那里春风沉醉，那里绿草如茵”，两个不同气质但同样迷人的男人。[心]tRilGlQS
[Li & super wu on the Banks of Lake Baikal, in a Swiss lake, guitar gently singing, there, spring, there are carpeted, two different but equally charming temperament of man. [heart] tRilGlQS]
我是男孩子！！直男！！！Sunshine boy！！！#、*～……%&¿商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
英国报姐：那些长发妹纸才懂得痛。。。
[The long hair girl knows pain... ]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
我的朋友是个呆B：一种来自澳洲的小动物，“小飞鼠”蜜袋鼯，真是萌出一脸血，受很多人喜爱和欢迎。但随之也就出现了一些非法买卖和虐待的情况。也要提醒大家一下，养宠物前一定要三思，了解清楚。每一个小生命都值得尊重啊[心]
[An Australian animals, flying squirrel sugar gliders, is a face of blood after eruption, popular with many people and welcome. But then came some trafficking and abuse. Also want to remind everybody, think twice before you have to keep a pet, and understand clearly. Every little life [heart] deserves respect!]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
谷大白话：【挑战一天只喝一杯水】不敢想象没水的日子怎么刷牙洗脸洗头洗袜子，今天是#世界水日#，用实际行动支持一下，快来跟我一起挑战今天只喝一杯水吧！
[Dare to challenge to drink a glass of water a day 】 【 imagine days no water how to brush my teeth wash my face wash wash your socks, today is # # world water day, with practical action to support, come and join me in challenge today only drink a glass of water! ]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』
车晓：下～午～好～你～们～困～吗～
[You ~ ~ ~ good afternoon ~ ~ ~ ~]
杨蓉：我的青春记忆现在是由一部一部戏串起来的。那么多年过去了，谢谢经常还惦记她的朋友。[鲜花]
[My memories of youth is now by a skewer a play. So over the years, thank you also often miss her friends. [flowers]]
以演戏为生，以演戏为乐！ 工作联系：马女士 - 邮箱 sukeyma@
小野妹子学吐槽：听岛国妹子们科普了下，全球许多人为了一杯水要行走共计亿小时，那可是年！今天是#世界水日#就一句话，我要来挑战一天只喝一杯水……就问你……来……不……来！！！
[Listen to island girls science, global many people walk in order to have a glass of water to a total of hours, its years! # # the world water day is today in a word, I want to challenge a day only drink a glass of water... Just ask you... To...... No...... Come!!!!!! ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
王尼玛：#暴走大事件# 开播四周年纪念日
[# # outbreak big event started the fourth anniversary of the day]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
freshgirl_：乖到不行的马尔济斯犬
[So lovely dog could be]
商务合作、工作等请邮件联系wukl@ruhnn
热表情：那些讨厌我的人[doge]
[Those who hate me [doge]]
一只有情绪的表情包而已。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。
差评菌：有人私信我说想看我测评吃百虫宴。。。。。。确定有人想看？？？老规矩，点赞过万我就。。。。。。去。。。。。。吧。。。。。。
[Someone said direct messages I want to see my review the worm feast... Sure some people want to see??? As usual, thumb up than I will... Go to... ... ]
我们不生产差评，我们只是群众意见的搬运工。
人民日报：【爷爷为救孙女葬身火海[泪]】日，郑州一所居民楼突发火灾。为逃命，原本就腿脚不便的老人抱着多斤的孙女往楼上跑，选择从窗口逃命。窗户不断往外冒着浓烟，为保护孙女不被烧伤，老人紧紧拽着孩子小手……看到下面有人接住了孩子，老人这才松口气，再也坚持不住倒了下去[蜡烛]tRGsKe
[【 grandpa granddaughter flames to save [tears]], a residential building of zhengzhou emergency fire. To flee for life, originally is the old man walking holding more than granddaughter ran upstairs, choose to escape from the window. Window outward fug-belching unceasingly, to protect the granddaughter burns, the old man pulled tightly children hands... See the following someone snatched the child, the old man was a break and could no longer hold down [candle] tRGsKe]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
我的前任是个极品：#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
南方都市报：【温暖！急救车早高峰遇拥堵 私家车纷纷礼让[good]】日，上海一辆急救车被堵在了早高峰路上。不少私家车从后视镜里注意到急救车后，就开始纷纷向道路两侧避让。道路中间出现了一条顺畅的通道，让急救车成功驶离。给急救车让行，就是为抢救生命赢取时间。tRQrb
[【 warmth! Morning rush emergency event of congestion Private cars have comity [good]], a Shanghai ambulances morning rush stuck in the road. Many private cars in the rearview mirror to notice after the ambulance, began to give way on both sides road. The middle of the road in a smooth channel, let the ambulance drove away from success. For an ambulance to give way, saving time is to save lives. tRQrb]
欢迎同时关注南都微信（搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可）
辜什么锦：iphone要出来了
从点赞里面选两个人送我
[The iphone will come out < br > to choose two people send me from inside thumb up]
回来啦
段子楼：“就好比您是一只兔子，本该去赛跑，有希望拿块奖牌 ，结果非去跟猪打架 ，还没打过。”我亲身体会，这句话拿来劝人制怒，比较有效。——第二编辑部
[Its like you are a rabbit, was supposed to go to the race, is expected to get a medal, the result not to fight, with pig hasnt played. My experience, this sentence to persuade people angry, more effective. - the second editorial office]
段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：
LOL英雄那点事：带妹需谨慎啊，这就是你们喊着要带的萌妹..怕是假妹喔，哈哈哈~还带不带妹了？[笑cry][doge]#LOL搞笑时刻# tRGArsd .
[With younger sister need to be careful ah, this is what you shout to brings sister.. Even false sister oh, ha ha ha ~ also take not to take the younger sister? [laughing cry] [doge] # # LOL funny moments tRGArsd.]
无英雄不联盟，自觉和泉水开~资深英雄联盟控一枚！我不入坑谁入坑，一坑坑四海！欢迎来稿。。。
一块去旅行：【四合院】中式建筑之美。
[Siheyuan the beauty of Chinese architecture. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
池子池子大池子：中傳的同學堵在酒店門口
他
感慨萬千 tRGLcZ .
[The classmate plugging in at the gate of the hotel he < br > < br > emotion tRGLcZ.]
工作聯繫 微信号：marcellazhang 申請需註明工作事由
扎头发很简单YOU：又一个美妆界的黑科技，手残党肥肠需要啊！（crinsiderart） tRGwnhU .
[And a black beauty makeup industry science and technology, hand remnants intestine need! (crinsiderart) tRGwnhU.]
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