你有哪些很酷的手艺或技能___________________________________
[What are your cool craft or skill ___________________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
回忆专用小马甲：前段时间出了趟门，好友的孩子满月，一别数年，我们几个曾同吃同住的兄弟，终于又聚在了一起。出了机场，他们接我，几目相对，大家愣在那里，没有寒暄，没有拥抱，都揣着兜，看着彼此笑，很久。
我们是最好的朋友了，我毕业刚来深圳时，他们各自都回了老家，知道这边房价高，甚至说要帮我凑点钱安
[Some time ago out of the door, his best friends child full moon, a dont years, we have to eat live with brother, finally gathered together again. Out of the airport, they pick me up a few eye, everyone stood there, no greeting, no hug, all the chuai pocket, looked at each other smile, for a long time. < br > we are best friends, I graduated when I first got to shenzhen, they are back to their hometown, know this house prices high, even said he would help me to pitch in]
《愿无岁月可回头》
新浪娱乐：#周杰伦昆凌二胎得男#@杰威尔音乐官方微博 证实#昆凌怀二胎#！杰伦 “情人节，该妈咪的前世情人到来了！”文字中也证实昆凌此次怀的是男宝宝，辣妈@HannahQuinlivan 的孕肚也首次曝光，她身穿比基尼手抚孕肚，周杰伦对着肚子竖起大拇指，年月，昆凌生下女儿，恭喜[心]tRJKgnx
[# jay kun ling two male # # @ jewell music official weibo has confirmed he LingHuai second child #! Jays valentines day, the mothers past lover coming! Text also confirmed he ling the conceived male baby, spicy mom @ HannahQuinlivan pregnant belly exposed for the first time, wearing a bikini hand fondle pregnant belly, jay Chou to the stomach a thumbs-up, years, kunming LingSheng gave birth to her daughter, congratulations tRJKgnx [heart]]
新浪娱乐
田亮：真的是老夫老妻了，买的花都是可以在家养一辈子的……好了，花并不重要！重要的是和谁一起花钱[爱你]，提前祝各位脱单快乐！
[Really is a long-term partners, to buy the flowers can be in domestic for a lifetime... Good, the flower is not important! It is important and who together spend [love you], I wish you all in advance to take off the single happy! ]
工作联系——经纪人郝文敬，邮箱：haowenjing@，微博：@文敬郝
思想聚焦：也许真的是应了那句话，凡是你拼命想要得到的都是不属于你的。过去这些年，那些耗尽心绪想要得到的东西不是未得到就是已失去，反而那些无心插柳的事情，不管是感情还是工作，居然总有着意外的收获。过去的那些年，喜欢对自己说撑下去，别放手，活的紧绷又压抑。以后的这些年，要试着劝自己多放弃。
[Perhaps really should be the words, all of you desperately want to is not belong to you. Over the years, the exhausted mind want to get things not not been is lost, something accidentally instead, whether feelings or work, should always have unexpected harvest. The past in those years, like continue saying to yourself, dont let go, live in tight and depressed. Years later, to try to persuade myself to give up. ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
男神：情人节快乐！
祝你们早日找到陪你旅行的Mr.right
[Happy valentines day! < br > I wish you a speedy find travel with you Mr. Right]
You Only Live Once!
人民网：今天情人节，在评论里留下你名字缩写的数字键，如果碰到相同的就认识下！ [心]
[Today is valentines day, make your initials in the comments of numeric keys, if encounter the same understanding! [heart]]
报道全球 传播中国
森巴兔-Locker：一年一度[二哈]情人节快乐啊💕🍬
[一年一度[二哈]情人节快乐啊💕🍬 ]
私信不回复 合作请联系@qq
草图君：情人节了！！[心]
明早睡醒 抽 位！赞助 块！💸
大胆去表白疯狂去爱吧！！🎉
夸我！！！图图大仙保你成功！！[羞嗒嗒]
[Valentines day!! [heart] < br > the morning wake up smoking! Sponsorship block! 💸
大胆去表白疯狂去爱吧！！ 🎉
夸我！！！ Desmond tutu daxian ensure you success!!!!! [shame clicking]]
一个有故事的人。
豆瓣说：你做过的最后悔的事情是什么
[What is the most regret things you have done]
嘻嘻
勺布斯：你懂得什么是相处。
就是一个人爱吃火锅的时候，另外一个人不可以一定要去吃日料。
就是一个人因沉思而沉默的时候，另外一个人不可以把电视开到吵吵闹闹的综艺节目。
就是一个人因没办法控制自己发脾气的时候，另外一个人说话不可以更大声……
就是别人眼里的古怪，都是你心里的独一无二。
晚安。
[You know what is. < br > is a time when a man loves to eat hot pot, another person can not be sure to eat daily. < br > is a silent for meditation, another person can not open the TV to the noisy variety show. < br > is a person because of unable to control his temper, cant another person to speak more loudly... < br > is the odd others eyes, you are unique in my heart. < br > good night. ]
睡前一次轻阅读。合作请联系邮箱：wuliguohe@foxmail
思想聚焦：失恋了也別觉得自己就会孤独一生了，一生还那么长，早着呢。
[Brokenhearted also dont think you will live lonely lives, life is so long, long way to go. ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
神店买家秀：人生几个阶段的坐姿分类...卧槽，简直太真实了[笑cry]说，是不是你！！[二哈]
[Several stages of the life sitting position classification... Oh my god, is nothing but a real [laugh cry] said, is you!!!!! [two ha]]
逛淘宝三年，不如关注我三天！看买家秀，务必关注我！
沈梦辰：天若有情天亦老，@ 你的TA告白好不好[害羞] 祝大家情人节快乐哟[心]
[Day if sentient days also old, @ your TA confessions is good (shy) I wish you all a happy valentines day yo [heart]]
工作邮箱smc.studio@qq
贴吧君：看吧，杰伦二胎了都，人家昆凌二胎了肚子都比你小。
[See, jays second child is, the somebody else he ling two foetuses the stomach is younger than you. ]
分享贴吧有趣的东西，欢迎私信投稿
-HighLife-：情人节了！
单身的评论留下自拍和地名
只能帮你们到这儿了
[舔屏]
[Valentines day! < br > single comments left autodyne and places < br > can only help you here < br > [lick screen]]
Feeling myself
Eleven11dream：我把我整个灵魂都给你，连同它的怪癖，耍小脾气，忽明忽暗，一千八百种坏毛病。它真讨厌，只有一点好，爱你。
——王小波《爱你就像爱生命》
[I put my whole soul to you, together with its eccentricities, play small temper, blinks on, one thousand eight hundred kinds of bad habits. It really hate, only a little better, love you. < br > < br > - wang love you like love life]
艺术+
娱乐姬八卦：昆凌怀二胎啦～情人节第一虐[羞嗒嗒]祝福祝福[好喜欢][好喜欢][好喜欢]
[Queensland LingHuai second child ~ valentines day the first abuse [shame clicking] blessing blessing [like] [like] [like]]
娱乐评论人
廖凡：
北美吐槽君：【吐槽君评论委员会征集】我们曾经的优质热门上哪里去了？？认真打字的淹没在评论里Po主和有同样困扰的人没看到，乱抢热门的，各种不分场合发自拍的，各种随便骂人or发kb图片的却轻松上热门？？ 微博班的同学们，清理评论，从你做起！！现全球征集【吐槽君评论委员会】成员，留言说出你的参与心声！拒
[Once we review committee for teasing king 】 【 on the high quality hot where go to?? Serious type submerged in the comments Po Lord and have the same concern of people dont see, rob popular, all kinds of mh, taken from a variety of KB image but literally call names or hot easily?? Weibo class students, clear comments, starts from you!!!!! Now its global board member 】 【 poking fun at your comments and message say your participation in heart! rejected]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
这里是美国：努力想得到什么东西，其实只要沉着镇静、实事求是，就可以轻易地、神不知鬼不觉地达到目的。而如果过于使劲，闹得太凶，太幼稚，太没有经验，像一个小孩扯桌布，结果一无所获，只不过把桌上的好东西都扯到地上，永远也得不到了。——卡夫卡《城堡》
[Efforts to get something, in fact as long as calm, seeking truth from facts, you can easily reach your goals, undetected. And if too hard, too fierce, is too childish, too inexperienced, like a child pull cloth, the results found nothing, but all the good things on the table to the floor, never get. Castle, kafka ]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
胡可：弟弟又长胖了吧！[嘻嘻]
[Brother long fat! [xi xi]]
安吉他妈
中国新闻网：#夜猫子时间#今天情人节，在评论里来张自拍吧，报下坐标、年龄、对另一半的要求，万一成了呢[嘻嘻]
[Time to sleep on the night of # # today valentines day, in the comments to take it, to coordinate, age, demand for the other half, one thousand ahee hee]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
StyleLog：多少人的梦想是生一个可爱的女儿 👧
[DuoShaoRenDeMengXiangShiShengYiGeKeAiDeNvEr 👧 ]
图片搜集自外网
圈内老鬼：恭喜周杰伦又当爸爸了。
[Congratulations to jay when dad again. ]
潜伏娱乐圈，欢迎爆料，微信号：qnlaogui
故心电影：♡ 传说点赞说晚安就会梦见喜欢的人
[Thumb up ♡ legend said good night will dream of the person you like]
微博知名影评博主
黑客是这样练成的：评论里留下你的城市，相同的可以互撩 ____________________
[Leave your comments on the city, the same can mutual liao ____________________]
（＾∇＾）电脑忠实玩家一枚，关注后每天教你学点电脑技术！技术贴投稿、合作请私信！
环球时报：【[话筒]年“五险一金”有新变化，这些你一定要知道】新一年，医疗保险、养老保险、生育保险、工伤保险、失业保险、住房公积金……都有什么新规？“五险”又要怎么交才不白交？关系到身边的每一个人，[围观]快快学习收藏！ @经济日报
[[[microphone] years five social insurance and one housing fund has new changes, you must know these 】 the New Year, medical insurance, pension insurance, birth insurance, inductrial injury insurance, unemployment insurance, housing accumulation fund... What are the new rules? The five risks and how to pay is not white? In relation to each and every one around you, [watch] learn quickly to collect! @ economic journal,]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
读书：不要再这样下去 一晚一晚的熬
想东想西 实在是矫情
真的该关掉手机
断了一些没必要的联系
扔掉所有负能量 认认真真的生活
再去做一些正儿八经的事儿
[Dont be so A late one nights stay up < br > want to east to west is melodramatic really should turn off mobile phone < br > < br > to break some unnecessary link < br > to throw away all the negative energy serious life < br > to do some serious business]
传媒帝国时代，用读书摆脱媒体意见控制，深入思考，通达真相、真理、真谛。
娱乐圈揭秘：有没有一部电视剧让你看了一直都忘不了的？
[Do you see a TV series can always forget? ]
威信：jiemireal
小绝QAQ：怕是情人节和大家都没什么关系噢~[摊手]
[Even valentines day and everyone has nothing to do oh ~ [stand hand]]
B站UP主 FPS游戏专业选手 ´_ゝ｀【努力变成很厉害的人】【arashi黄担！】
土豪：我喜欢的样子你都有 @霸道总裁
[I like to look like you have @ bullying President]
虽然很有钱，但是过的很不开心
每日经济新闻：#晚安# 【推荐部情侣看完就分手的电影】情人节特供，转走不谢~ [doge]（电影工厂）
[# good night # 【 recommend movie lovers after watching break up 】 for valentines day, transferred not thank ~ [doge] (factory)]
中国主流财经全媒体。每经网nbd
扒圈圈：周杰伦和昆凌有二胎了，是个男孩！情人节到来，杰伦公布昆凌挺肚子美照，称该妈咪的前世情人来了，恭喜杰伦啊，好期待小杰伦[爱你][心]
[Jay Chou and kun ling have a second child, a boy! Valentines day coming, jay released kunduz LingTing belly beauty, said the mummys past lover, congratulations to jay, good expect little jay love you [] [heart]]
知名神秘男子
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