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微博搞笑排行榜：
    你遇到过哪些很奇妙的缘分 ​​​_______________________________ ​​​
[What have you had very wonderful fate _______________________________]

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思想聚焦：
    “在有生的瞬间能遇到你，竟花光所有运气，到这日才发现 ，曾呼吸过空气”。陈奕迅《明年今日》tRcJ ​​​
[At the moment in my life to meet you, all the luck, until that day, found that had breathing air. Eason chan next day tRcJ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

同道大叔：
    当你的女朋友嘴角微微上翘眼神躲避你说“滚”的时候，意思是：讨厌，人家害羞啦。
当你女朋友瞪着你并且面无表情说“滚”的时候，意思是：儿子，你最好三秒之内消失在爸爸的视线里。不然让你死。[微笑] ​​​
[When your girlfriend on the corners of the mouth slightly become warped eyes to avoid when you say go, it means dislike, the somebody else be shy. < br > when you have a girlfriend and expressionless stare at you say roll, it means son, youd better disappear within three seconds in the line of sight of father. Or let you die. [smiles]]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

豆瓣说：
    你从小到大最怕什么动物？ ​​​
[The most afraid of what you grew up? ​​​]

嘻嘻

回忆专用小马甲：
    下午出门回来，在地铁口碰到了我妈，虽然常见，但在外面碰到还是高兴，说不出的感觉，他乡遇故知。
我问她干啥去了，她也不说，有自己的小秘密。我们一起走了段路，看到电影的广告牌，聊了几句，她讲了她对剧情的看法，说了几部她最近看过喜欢的，甚至说了几部未上映的，说很期待，她记了时间等上 ​​​
[Out back in the afternoon, the met my mother estuary metro subway, although common, but encounter or happy in the outside, say a feeling, meet an old friend. < br > what are you going to do when I asked her, she also dont say, have their own little secret. We walk together, see advertising films, talk, she spoke her opinion of the plot, said she recently seen several the favorite, even said a few department has not released, said very much looking forward to, she remembered the time and so on]

《愿无岁月可回头》

贴吧君：
    一人说一个秘密吧，这里没人认识你 ​​​。 ​ ​​​
[A person say a secret, there is no one to know you here. ​ ​​​]

分享贴吧有趣的东西，欢迎私信投稿

人民网：
    说说你学校的名字，看能不能遇到校友~ ​​​
[Tell me about your school name, see can meet alumni ~]

报道全球 传播中国

Houson猴姆：
    【猴姆独家】拉拉打雷Lana Del Rey强势回归新单Love超清mv#微博首播#！新歌才首播天，MV这么快就出来了！MV有着老电影般的质感！！[抓狂][赞][亲亲]tRJgpDf ​​​
[Lala monkeys sole 】 【 thunder Lana Del Rey back into new single Love super clear mv# weibo premiere #! A new song to premiere day, MV out so quickly! MV has the texture of old movies!!!!! [mad] [who] [kiss] tRJgpDf]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    爱蛋包饭的人看完都会心情大好[爱你] tRJglmO . ​​​
[Who love egg boarding watching the mood will be good love you [] tRJglmO.]

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神店买家秀：
    你微博ID名，最后两个字改成奶子会是什么样的画风。。。？[doge][污] ​​​
[You weibo ID name, the last two words to milk will be what kind of style... ? [doge] [pollution]]

逛淘宝三年，不如关注我三天！看买家秀，务必关注我！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

治愈系心理学：
    “即使你任性、敏感、爱挑剔，他依然和你说：做你自己、我来爱你！ --这就是最让人羡慕的爱情。”[月亮]晚安 ​​​
[Even if you are capricious, sensitive, critical that he still say with you be yourself, let me love you! - this is the most enviable love. [moon] good night]

治愈系，一种平静后舒畅的感觉！情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

琦殿：
    像我们这个年纪，半夜收到“我爱你”，回复的都是“又喝多了吧？”。 ​​​
[As we age, received a I love you, in the middle of the reply is drunk again, are you? . ​​​]

公众号：qdqd

正常人办不出这种事儿：
    一个老奶奶与街头舞者跳舞，刚开始假装腿脚不好，没想到起舞之后，围观群众的下吧都被惊掉了。。。tRJgOUuE ​​​
[An old lady with street dancers to dance, just start acting ability is bad, after unexpectedly dance, spectators bottom were surprised off... tRJgOUuE]

本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』

我们爱讲冷笑话：
    与其被动失眠，不如主动熬夜。[摊手] ​​​
[Rather than passive insomnia, take the initiative to stay up late. [stand hand]]

笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔）

林小宅-：
    女仆宅👧🏻 嗯是假发 ​​​
[女仆宅👧🏻 NShiJiaFa ​​​]

晚晚_：
    想要记下我和瀚最近的闲聊，因为我觉得很甜。人的意识和思想应该是更加自由的，要尽量不被固化和具体化。

情人节那晚我说哎呀,你认识我三天就跟我提出结婚的想法，半年后我们就领证了，总觉得谈恋爱的时间有点短，觉得有点可惜呢。
他说，可我觉得咱们一直在谈恋爱啊，你要觉得实在不行咱把婚离了，我 ​​​
[Want to write down the I and he recently chatting, because I feel very sweet. Human consciousness and ideas should be more free, to try not to be cured and embodiment. < br > < br > valentines day that night, I said well, you know me three days to put forward the idea of getting married with me, we will get married after six months, the feeling that fall in love of time is a little short, feel a little pity. < br > and he said, but I think we have been in a relationship, you want to feel really bad I put the wedding off, I]

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北美吐槽君：
    男票告诉我他以前跟十几个女生发生关系，还说男生piaochang特别正常 ​​​
[Male ticket told me he had a relationship with a dozen girls, said the boy piaochang special normal]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

我和表妹的极品事：
    柯基宝宝老到走不动路了，在生命的最后时刻主人去带他看了雪景，看到后面忍不住泪奔~~tRJmhWW ​​​
[Corgi baby walk seasoned, in the final moments of life master to take him to see the snow, could not help but shed tears ~ ~ tRJmhWW see behind]

走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q

葵儿kuki：
    感谢最爱的您在年前的今天诞生了这么优秀的我[心]祝今天生日的瓶子们都可以快乐❤️又长大了一岁希望我们的心可以更加柔软一些 多把爱留给对我们好的人。 ​​​
[Thank you favorite in years ago today was born so good I [heart] I wish a happy birthday today Aquarius can ❤ ️ one year older again hope that our hearts can be more soft and some good for us to leave the love to people. ​​​]

快手：葵儿kuki 更新生活日常比较多 Ins lengyijun，想代理的可以找我关注里面的经销商。淘宝店铺 小葵葵之家 认准三皇冠店铺！其他都是假的

头条新闻：
    #视野#【美国芝加哥民众当众脱裤子抗议总统特朗普[汗]】近日，美国芝加哥，当地民众举行抗议活动，反对美国总统特朗普。tRJglFx ​​​
[View # # [Chicago people take off pants in public protest President [Mr Khan] trump 】 recently, Chicago, local people protested, against the President of the United States trump. tRJglFx]

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全球热门搜罗：
    你们输入ym是什么？ ________________________。 ​​​
[What is your input ym? ________________________. ​​​]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

吕健中：
    都是你们的。。。 ​​​
[Are you... ​​​]

Gambler,Trader,Speculator,Investor,liverpool Kop.

环球时报：
    【晚安】美帝两大人气歌手川普和奥巴马合唱经典神曲《barbie girl》，太有才了，比原唱都牛！[笑cry]@人人视频 tRJdanwl ​​​
[Good night two big American imperialists popular singer trump and Obama choral classic divine comedy barbie girl, too talented, cattle than original! [laughing cry] @ all video tRJdanwl]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

史上第一最最搞：
    沉迷于学习无法自拔[抱抱][抱抱] tRJgXKtO ​​​
[Addicted to learning cannot extricate oneself [hug] [hug] tRJgXKtO]

让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

Eleven11dream：
    令她反感的，远不是世界的丑陋，而是这个世界所戴的漂亮面具。

——米兰·昆德拉 ​​​
[To her disgust, is far from the ugliness of the world, but the world by wearing beautiful mask. < br > < br > -- milan kundera]

艺术+

韩国me2day：
    #郑俊英生日快乐# 豪放不羁的自由灵魂Rocker,魔性的长腿欧巴,个性的艺能咖,中文也很棒的郑俊英生日粗卡~[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕] ​​​
[# # jung joon young happy birthday because of the free soul Rocker, the ones of the long legs, Obama character art cafe, Chinese has great jung joon young coarse birthday card ~ [cake] [cake] [cake]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

大脑切片：
    如果一个女生化了很精致的妆出门，多半都不是要去见男生，而是去见女生，因为要自拍。 ​​​
[If a female biochemical very delicate makeup to go out, are not going to see the boy, but to see the girl, because want to take. ​​​]

从伦敦到马德里。

性感玉米：
    每次看到知乎的笑料，我都会想起这个，可以说是最能代表知乎的用户了 ​​​
[Every time I see zhihu jokes, I will think of this, can be said to be the best represents zhihu users]

卖电脑的，jjboom

娱乐圈揭秘：
    有哪位艺人进了你的黑名单？他她的作品绝对不会看。 ​​​
[What are the artists into the blacklist of you? He would never see her works. ​​​]

威信：jiemireal

每日经济新闻：
    #晚安# 动情的音乐还是要反复听💕你是我最深爱的人。有多喜欢，就有多心酸。 tRJiUwaG ​ ​​​
[#晚安# 动情的音乐还是要反复听💕你是我最深爱的人。 How sad, how like. tRJiUwaG]

中国主流财经全媒体。每经网nbd

韩火火：
    我妈说我穿了一身💩色然后完美的融进了沙滩…… ​​​
[我妈说我穿了一身💩色然后完美的融进了沙滩…… ​​​]

其实我挺文艺的，就是看着特物质！(工作请联系：@qq 或 kim@gmail)

哑巴：
    谢谢我刷屏时还不取关我的人。我一直想努力变强大，强大到不需要在乎别人的想法，但也一直做不到。还是不想被讨厌，不想看到有人失望，转身离开。人和人之间千丝万缕的联系，是这世间最有趣的存在。晚安。 ​​​
[Thank you dont take off when I refresh my people. I have been trying to become strong, strong to dont need to care about other peoples ideas, but also has been made. Or dont want to be annoying, dont want to see someone down, turned to leave. Links between person and person, is the worlds most interesting. Good night. ​​​]

开口若是谎话，不如做个哑巴

楚天都市报：
    【这是一个充满回忆的视频！[泪]】林俊杰，蔡依林，罗志祥，S.H.E，王力宏，张韶涵，潘玮柏，王心凌，孙燕姿，梁静茹，F，萧亚轩，飞儿乐队，李宇春，周杰伦，周笔畅，分钟首歌，每一首都让人泪奔，每一首都代表着回不去的青春！有点长，建议大家先马后听！[心]tRMtCXI #晚安# ​​​
[This is a video full of memories! [tears]] jj Lin, jolin tsai, show, S.H.E, wang lee hom, Angela, pan wilber, cyndi wang, stefanie sun, fish leong, F, elva hsiao, fiy, li yuchun, jay Chou, zhou bichang, minute song, every capital, let a person tears, every capital represents the youth back to not go to! A little longer, it is recommended that you first a horse after listen to! [heart] tRMtCXI # good night #]

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世界搞笑排行榜：
    这就是为什么女朋友要你牵着的原因了[笑cry] tRJKNt ​​​
[This is why his girlfriend to the reason why you took the [laugh cry] tRJKNt]

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