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微博搞笑排行榜：
你拍过同学或老师，哪个搞笑的瞬间 __________________________________
[Which one do you shoot a classmate or teacher, funny moments __________________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

Mc天佑吖：
感谢大家支持我走到今天，我是这个时代的幸运儿，没你们可能就没有今天的我，一点点心意作为回馈……爱你们！关注加转发，评论！[二哈][二哈][二哈] tRJmQzrA .
[Thank you for your support I go today, I am lucky in this age, you might not have today of I, a little heart in return... Love you! Attention and forwarding, comments! [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] tRJmQzrA.]

网络Mc麦手。各大网络平台参与者。

Yeah虚拟小号：
穷疯了[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Poor crazy [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

郭采洁：

small but potent 事务联系（nickshowbiz@qq）

思想聚焦：
所谓救场如救火，这五次完美救场，汪涵告诉我们怎么样做好临场反应！学习了。[赞]tRtBWnl
[The so-called rescue, such as fire, this five perfect rescue, Wang Han tells us how to make on-the-spot response! The study. [who] tRtBWnl]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

姜妍二胖：

工作事宜联系：经纪人——史峻源 --

豆瓣说：
说说你学校名字，看看能不能遇到校友呀[哆啦A梦微笑]
[Tell me about your school name, and see if I can meet alumni ah [doraemon smile]]

嘻嘻

正常人办不出这种事儿：
天啦超级棒！！！是时候燃起你的中国魂了~tRJmHpt
[Day is great!!!! It is time to rekindle your Chinese soul ~ tRJmHpt]

本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』

歌手2017：
【#歌手#第五期竞演结果排名】第一位：谭晶第二位：林忆莲第三位：张杰第四位：林志炫、侧田（并列）第六位：迪玛希第七位：狮子合唱团第八位：赵雷；“挑战歌手”侧田进入前四名，赵雷淘汰。
[【 # # singer period competitive play results ranking 】 first Tan Jing sandy lam The third zhang jie Fourth terry Lin, kong (tied) the sixth di marsh. the lion choir Eighth zhao; The singer challenge kong into the top four, zhao. ]

乐过云巅，万念有心声，年月日起，锁定湖南卫视每周六晚，《歌手》在等你！

耳帝：
侧田《命硬》
挺有情怀的一首歌，但他带了一种“炫”的心态在唱，偶尔有几句挺触动，但立刻会被他很有“表演感”的下一句给冲淡，也许是非常重视这个舞台。
记得几年前他在演唱会上用近乎恶搞的不断升key的方式翻唱《想你的夜》来暗指大陆综艺唱歌比赛上的“飙高音炫技”，这或许是他认为的大陆综艺比
[Kong hard life < br > very have feelings of a song, but he took a cool mentality in the singing, sometimes with a few words very touched, but immediately will be he has a sense of performance next to dilute, perhaps the attaches great importance to the stage. < br > remember a few years ago he in concert with almost a parody of the raising of the key way to cover the thinking of you night to alluding to the mainland variety in the singing competition shoots technique, this is perhaps he thinks variety than the mainland]

乖巧的品味分裂者。

陆琪：
在这个时代，姐弟恋不止已经不稀奇，甚至在逐渐成为一个主流。可以年龄上姐弟恋，千万不可心理上姐弟恋。爱情其实和年龄，身高，收入无关，年龄差距根本不是爱情的阻碍。——陆琪（上帝保佑，大家晚安）tRJQrzF
[In this day and age, asked more than is not rare, even in gradually become a mainstream. Can be asked, age never psychologically asked. Has nothing to do love with age, height, income, age difference is not love. - Liu Qi tRJQrzF (god bless, good night)]

工作邀约，请联系：。。知我爱我，罪我笑我，近我忘我，与我何干？

黄文煜小盆友：
每个人几乎都有自己的外号吧！（不管是别人给自己去取的，或者自己给自己去取的）[doge]所以你还记得你的外号是什么吗？说说呗～
[Almost everyone has his own nickname! (whether it be for yourself to others, or yourself to get) [doge] so you remember what is your nickname? Tell me about it ~]

有事找...hwyisluffy@ 我的邮箱！ ins：huangkicle

史上第一最最搞：
没想到有生之年还能看到这个广告，说看过的都太暴露年龄了[笑cry] tRJmYcZ
[Didnt expect lifetime can see this AD, said seen are too exposed to age [laugh cry] tRJmYcZ]

让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

草图君：
😎

一个得罪了半个娱乐圈的少年。

环球时报：
【叹服！他花了四年时间追星，得到这最美的四分钟[心]】每一份执着，都源自梦想！对于心怀梦想的人，支持鼓励比经验之谈更重要。追星人于冬瑞用了多个小时，跑遍了北半球，只为来自亿万光年外的璀璨星光！奋斗的青春最美丽，为他点赞[赞]@二更视频 tRGgW
[【 gasp in admiration! It took him four years to make track for a star, is the most beautiful four minutes [heart]] every clinging, originate from the dream!!!!! For dreams, encouragement is more important than experience. People make track for a star in the winter, used for several hours, went around the northern hemisphere, only bright starlight from billions of light-years away! Struggle of the youth is the most beautiful, thumb up for him [who] @ more video tRGgW]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

每天一节减肥课：
【分钟减手臂天出效果】韩国妹子大都有一双修长美丽的胳膊，那她们是怎么做到的呢？教给你一招韩式减手臂法，每天跟着视频做-次，简单到不行，一周就能迅速甩掉手臂脂肪！[来]tRJXBHP
[South Korea minutes the effect of arm day out 】【 sister mostly have a pair of beautiful long arm, how did they do? Teach you a recruit Korean arms reduction method, follow video - times a day, not as simple as, a week can quickly get rid of arm fat! [to] tRJXBHP]

每天一节减肥课，科学减肥很简单！想瘦就找我吧~

全球奇闻趣事：
你是什么水准？！
[What level are you? ! ]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

一起神回复：
#神回卧谈会# 如果出场自带音乐，你觉得你的出场音乐是什么？
[# god back into slumber # if appearance bring music, what do you think of your playing music is what? ]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

电影扒客：
关于友情和爱情，这段话说的太对了。
[About friendship and love, this paragraph of words too right. ]

扒叔推荐，必有佳片！

趣味贩卖机：
#pet# BB柯基的小短腿更加短了简直萌到爆炸
[# pet# BB corgi little short legs more short Can sprout to explode]

这是一个好玩儿的微博～

你将相思赋予谁：
《请不要对我说sorry》，听哭了。[伤心]一件事你期望太高你就输了，一份情你付出太多你就累了，一个人你等的久了你就痛了。很多东西可遇而不可求，一个人不管ta有多好，首先ta是你的，才有意义。tRIKEfwX
[Please dont say sorry to me, listen to cry. [sad] something you expect too much you lose, pay a debt of gratitude to you too much and youre tired, a person you hurt you wait for a long time. Not seeking a lot of things can be met, a person no matter how good the ta, ta is your first, to be meaningful. tRIKEfwX]

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扒贴菌：
愿时光能缓愿故人不散
点赞会梦到心上人 (•́₃•̀)
[Wish time can slow Let people scattered < br > thumb up dreams sweetheart (• ́ ₃ ̀)]

大智若愚

圈少爷：
我觉得金星说的真挺对的，美国人民在机场见到Angelina Jolie，很随意的对朱莉打了声招呼：“hello，Jolie！”朱莉也就礼貌性的回了句hello（抛开人品不谈，她确实是巨星）中国的粉丝有些时候把明星太当回事，恨不得把明星捧上天，这部分群体大多是年纪小，正确三观还未形成，教育水平也不高，盲目在追
[I think Venus said is quite right, the people of the United States at the airport to see Angelina Jolie, casual to Julie played a word hello, Jolie! Julie is polite back to a sentence hello (regardless of personal character, she is indeed a superstar) Chinese fans of the star too seriously, sometimes wish to star with heaven, this part of the group are mostly young, right through has not yet formed, education level is not high also, chasing blindly]

心怀感恩，才能勇敢前行。微信：iquanshaoye Instagram：jichunzhang

英语口语控：
很多人都有Depression抑郁症，然而患抑郁症到底是什么样一种体验很多人都不知道，这个视频从一个抑郁症患者的角度讲述抑郁症的种种感受。如果你也有类似的感受，一定要及时寻求专业人士的帮助。语速很慢，很适合练听力，睡前听听吧。tRGOULRD 翻译@YogaK
[A lot of people have Depression, Depression, however, what is an experience a lot of people dont know, the video from the perspective of a depressed about the feeling of Depression. If you have a similar feeling, be sure to seek professional help in time. Speed is slow, very suitable for practicing listening, listen before sleep. @ YogaK tRGOULRD translation]

人称控叔，专注分享地道英语，偶尔卖卖萌，间或抒抒情。严谨而诗意地谈谈学习，客观而幽默地玩玩英语。合作联系@口语控助理

皇马新闻：
【视频】C罗牛尾巴穿裆过人 tRJmEwn .
[[video] ronaldo cow at tRJmEwn people.]

小时播报皇马相关新闻、图片等。公共号：realmadridcf_news。

LifeTime：
太恐怖了。刚看到一个新闻，某地小饭馆老板一句“吃不起就不吃”，惹恼食客，当即割下头颅，仍到垃圾桶。[失望]
[Too scary. Just saw a news, somewhere in the small restaurant owner to eat do not eat, angering diners, immediately cut off the head, still to the trash can. [disappointed]]

专注投资和宏观经济研究。（不接受打赏，不参与商业合作。）

环球网：
女单自由滑，@李子君Angel 身着一袭红裙美丽登场，在《我用所有报答爱》的配乐中曼妙起舞，典雅飘逸、若仙若灵，得到.的高分！完成动作后，身体不适的李子君潸然泪下……晚安，好梦 tRJnrzF .
[Womens free skate, @ zi-jun li Angel dressed in a red dress, beautiful appearance, in the I use all return love music in their dance, elegant elegant, if fairy if spirit,. High score! After completion of action discomfort zi-jun li tears... Good night, good dream tRJnrzF.]

环球网【huanqiu】是由《环球时报》社主办的中英文双语网站，每日滚动发送热门国际台海新闻。环球网，世界很精彩！

黑色污染：
#歌手##歌手##歌手侧田# 等于等到你啦！ @阿田Justin 《命硬》侧田讲过：“这首歌年前唱是情歌，年后是唱自己，歌词其实就是我啊。正如歌词所写：“二百年后在一起，应该不怕旁人不服气”[赞] tRJmTQII
[# singer # # # # # singer singer kong equal to wait for you! O @ field Justin hardier kong said after years ago this song sing love songs, is singing, the lyrics is me. Just as the lyrics wrote after two hundred years together, should not afraid of other people defy spirit [who] tRJmTQII]

草根吃货，随身带着相机觅食，偶尔给媒体码字……个人公众微信：hswrfood

薛好大：
很不能理解现在有些国民的择偶观，先定一个标准，然后把遇到的人往这个标准里套，光想想都觉得可怕。人类这么奇妙，靠运气去了解不同类型、去接触各种人群，多刺激啊，为什么要给自己那么多限制？有人说人生苦短，这样太浪费，人生不用来浪费，你以为自己还能干什么大事啊？
[Very cant understand now some national spouse-selection view, set a standard first, and then meet to this standard, the only think all feel terrible. Human so wonderful, luck to get to know different types, to contact with all sorts of people, how exciting ah, why give yourself so many restrictions? Some people say that life is short, its too waste, need not to waste life, what do you think you do great things? ]

乖。。。别闹。

宠物卖萌中心：
主人给猫咪缝它咬坏的娃娃，猫咪在一旁一脸担忧“你确定不会弄疼我的娃娃吗？”[悲伤]#宠物卖萌中心# tRxmnN .
[Host stitched it to cat bite the doll, a cat in a face of concern are you sure you wont hurt my doll? [sad] # # tRxmnN pet show MOE center.]

我已经设置了不允许任何人关注不信你试一下(￣へ￣)

互联网的那点事：
听哭了[泪] 终于有了属于这个城市的歌… tRJQADR
[Listen to cry [] tears finally have the songs belong to the city... tRJQADR]

有事私信！

我的女友嘴很贱：
没求过你们啊，现在快夸我一句让我傲娇一下嘻嘻
[Never ask you ah, now fast kua I a let me proud jiao xi xi]

微博颜值最高博主

书画界：
【老北京胡同里的对联，书法了得！】这些对联，与北京文化一起，成为了一道古雅的风景线。更多精彩内容敬请关注：@书画界 #文房四宝##书画界##书画知识大全#
[The old Beijing hutong couplet, is good at calligraphy!] These couplets, with Beijing culture, has become a quaint scenery line. More wonderful content attention please @ # painting industry four treasures draw knowledge of # # # # # painting industry]