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微博搞笑排行榜：
把你最好看的一张自拍留在评论里。感觉不错的就聊聊吧！[喵喵] 我只能帮你们到这儿了
[Left you the most beautiful a take in comments. Feel good talk! Meow meow I can only help you here]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

拜托啦学妹：
最好的爱情大抵如此。无论发生过什么，愿你依然相信爱情。[心] tRJokab #情人节#
[The best love so. No matter what happened, would you still believe in love. [heart] tRJokab # # valentines day]

一个只属于大学生的街访

HERO趙又廷：
夜華不哭[悲伤][悲伤][悲伤]
[Dont cry night China [sad] [sad] [sad]]

贾静雯：
情人節對已婚的男女來說真的很重要！
（尤其有了孩子⋯）
謝謝修先生的情人節禮物～*東京吃喝買買自由行*
自從有了咘，我們就沒有兩人獨自旅行過😣
這次託好友夫妻的福，一聽到有出遊計畫
更加深了我們出發的動力！
修先生常說「我們真的是很沒說出息的父母，怎麼那麼捨不得離開孩子🙄😳」真的⋯
[Valentines day for married men and women is really very important!
（尤其有了孩子⋯）
谢谢修先生的情人节礼物～*东京吃喝买买自由行*
自从有了咘，我们就没有两人独自旅行过😣
这次托好友夫妻的福，一听到有出游计划
更加深了我们出发的动力！
修先生常说「我们真的是很没说出息的父母，怎么那么舍不得离开孩子🙄😳」真的⋯ ]

工作事宜請聯繫經紀人何曉潔，聯繫電話：,郵箱：@qq

思想聚焦：
愿你，冬来温雪，夏来赏荷，春煮清茶，秋着布衣，四季就是前路，生活即是江湖。—— 何文抵
[WenXue may you, winter, summer to admire the lotus, spring boiled tea, in the autumn of the cloth, the four seasons is the road ahead, life is a rivers lake. - wen arrived in]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

全球健身中心：
【分钟虐腹计划，专减肚子肥肉】就算身体被掏空，也要坚持锻炼。简简单单个动作，将腹部的力量发挥到了极致！每个动作下，中间休息秒！只需天腰围直接缩小-cm！月要想有平坦的腹部，练这套就对了~~[来][来]（原作：黑男本人）#为爱而动#tRJKVRF
[【 minute abused belly project, specially reduce belly fat 】 even if the body is empty, also want to insist to take exercise. A simple gesture, the most extreme abdominal strength! Every movement, the interval seconds! Just days waistline narrow - cm directly! Practice this month if you want to have a flat stomach, right ~ ~ [to] [to] (the original black male himself) # and # tRJKVRF for love]

最大最全的健身类微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你，还等什么了？赶快健身起来吧！

大花_delicious：
【日系睡衣合集】辛苦两天终于写好啦，整理了一些日系小众睡衣，设计感十足又不失少女心！！！小仙女们，喜欢哪款呢？[心][心][心]
[Japanese pajamas collection 】【 hard two days to write well, finally compiled some Japanese niche pajamas, the design feels dye-in-the-wood girl does not lose heart!!!!!! Little fairies, like what? [heart] [heart] [heart]]

花子日单小铺工作室创始人

Happy张江：
很赞的鬼步舞小步教学，有慢动作分解！据说，跳舞和减脂更配哦[赞]#秀个假恩爱# tRJKmbg
[Good step ghost dance step teaching, have a slow decomposition! , it is said that the dance and reduced fat worthy of oh [who] # # show a false love tRJKmbg]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

锦鲤大王：
#大王睡了# 晚安周一(壬寅月辛未日)。愿望交给锦鲤们，你只管努力就行，握鳍。*。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*
[# # king bed good night on Monday (nonyl Yin Now). Wish to brocade carp, you just hard line, fin. *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. O. * Oo. *]

【深度合作微信】lin_ojoj 【神秘淘宝】 jldw.taobao ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen

张大奕eve：
情人节来大姨妈的有几个[摊手][摊手][摊手]
[Valentines day to my aunt has a few [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand]]

不缺钱不缺德以分享为准绳赚钱为目的上新前会刷屏的小小私服缔造者$_$ 不接受任何关于错别字的批平和逾法

Dipsy迪西：
早已习惯了每季Victoria Beckham的纽约时装周发布会上，羡煞旁人的Beckham Family全家总动员撑场亮相～被老爸和三个哥哥无边宠溺着的小七Harper依旧是焦点，长大了更瘦更美了，从机场到秀场，Burberry的小披肩Gucci的小短靴以及Goyard的小背包，通通都是时髦货～[酷][酷][酷]
[Already accustomed to the quarterly Victoria phenomenon at New York fashion week conference, admire evil spirit phenomenon of others Family Family general mobilization hanging appeared to be father and three elder brother endless pet drowned the small seven Harper is still the focus, grew up more thin and more beautiful, from the airport to the show, Burberry little shawl of Gucci boots and Goyard small backpack, all are fashionable goods ~ [cool] [cool] [cool]]

一个重庆人，男的~▊公众微信realDipsy ▊工作请联系：dipsy@doperinc

小野妹子学吐槽：
哈哈哈哈哈都没毛病！……就是有点扎心了[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha ha never trouble! ...... Is a little heart [laugh cry]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

姚晨：
上海电影学院表演系第一届招生，报考人数已多达多名。受院长@陈凯歌导演的邀约，今日参加了初试的招生工作，还意外在此遇见了我的老师和师哥师弟。考生们个个青春洋溢，在他们身上，我恍惚又看到当年北上求学的自己，那么生猛，朴实。祝他们好运！🍀@上海大学上海电影学院
[Shanghai film school performance of the first recruit students, enter oneself for an examination the number has been up to more than . The dean @ Chen kaige The directors invitation, attended the first try of the enrollment work today, also accidentally met my teacher and exemptions in the teacher younger brother. Students are youthful, on them, I trance and see the north school, so a bit, guileless. Wish them good luck! 🍀@上海大学上海电影学院 ]

工作事宜请联络经纪人张蕾：runrunlei@ 😊

全球奇闻趣事：
岛国大爷的逆天发明，笑了一晚上了[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈] tRJKiqAG .
[Uncle island fate of invention, smiled a night (ha ha) (ha ha) (ha ha) tRJKiqAG.]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

全球时尚：
#全球时尚直击纽约时装周#如果要结婚了，你会怎么选择另一半的年龄？[思考]
[# # global fashion seem to have hit New York fashion week, if you want to get married, what would you choose the other half of the age? [thinking]]

分享时尚的生活态度、传递新鲜热门的时尚资讯，综合国际视野、潮流创意，从衣、食、住、行塑造你的时尚神经。个人微信ID：slzd

环球网：
【台湾发生游览车翻车事故已致至少死尚未确认是否有陆客】据台中时电子报月日晚间消息，台湾双北市消防局今天晚间时许获报，“国道”五号接“国道”三号南下转弯处有一辆游览车翻车，救援人员正前往抢救。有报道称，车内约人。台“中央社”称，已有人死亡。台媒尚未确定该车上是否有陆客。
[【 Taiwan touring rollover accident has caused at least die Has yet to confirm whether there is a Chinese tourists 】 according to taichung e-paper month when the evening news, double north city fire department today evening PM in Taiwan, national highway after national road a touring car overturned on south corner, rescue workers are to rescue. It is reported that the car around. Taiwan central news agency said, has been killed. Taiwan media has not yet been determined whether there are Chinese tourists on the car. ]

环球网【huanqiu】是由《环球时报》社主办的中英文双语网站，每日滚动发送热门国际台海新闻。环球网，世界很精彩！

二逼青年这样过：
你们家乡那，管这叫什么___________________________。
[What do you call this in your hometown that ___________________________. ]

你快乐吗？不快乐时，看看二逼青年是怎么过的。

人民日报：
【被举报在黑芝麻汤圆里滥竽充数的“小灰灰”来了！[熊猫]】灰色是我的面具，柔弱是我的武装，家族战无不胜的血液在我体内流淌！我是“灰少”，“成家班”第十代传熊，战神崛起，荣耀归来！iPanda熊猫频道 tRJMsDQ . 你们爱的“小灰灰”半岁了，还认得出来吗？[doge]
[【 is reported in the black sesame dumplings small gray to hear! panda 】 gray is my mask, vulnerability is my armed, family invincible blood flowing in my body! I am a grey less, jc tenth DaiChuanXiong, rise of ares, glory back! IPanda panda channel tRJMsDQ. You love small gray and a half years old, still recognize? [doge]]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

韩剧资源博：
据说看到这条微博十秒内点赞的人情人节都会有表白啊不管是单身的还是有对象的[心]
[Is said to see a weibo thumb up for ten seconds Valentines day will have a profession Whether single or have a object [heart]]

ㅋㅋ

波杰克马男：
你弄丢了吗？
[Are you lost? ]

我不想做人了

王珞丹：
自拍
[take]

博主祇在這裡瞎胡鬧，正經事請找@王珞丹工作室

我的朋友是个呆B：
一个台湾小哥分享的妙招，单身狗也可以撒狗粮秀恩爱，一个人霸占情人节的社交媒体，请开始你的表演吧[doge](FBPatyaDesign)
[A little elder brother in Taiwan to share tips, single dog can show love and dog food, a person take the social media of valentines day, please start your performance [doge] (FBPatyaDesign)]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

粽粽粽粽粽粽粽：
想看你的猫
[Want to see your cat]

若你喜欢怪人，那你离我远一点

卢思浩：
听说情人节要到了？心情如图。
我知道有很多读者会跟我一样在工作中一个人度过节日，那就在转评中怒抽三个读者送人民币吧[噢耶][爱你]
[I heard that valentines day is coming? The mood is shown in figure. < br > I know many readers will spend holiday in work a personal as well as I do, then in turn in the evaluation of anger smoke three send readers to the renminbi [oh yeah] [love] you]

离开是为了带最好的自己回来。工作事宜联系：kevinlu@

美食菜谱家：
【鸡蛋面包做法】据说是韩国最流行的小吃之一，整颗鸡蛋都在里面哦，吃起来超赞，做起来却简单快手！快快马走吧！关*注我学做菜，谢谢！#美食菜谱大全# tRJKVAYa .
[Practice 】【 egg bread is said to be one of the most popular snacks, South Korea, the whole egg inside oh, tastes great, but to do simple well quickly! Fast go quickly! * note I learn to cook, thank you! # # food recipe daqo tRJKVAYa.]

推荐中华美食，弘扬中国菜谱文化！本博内容大部分来源搬运于新浪微博。合作QQ

Happy张江：
BBC纪录片《与虫共存》，介绍了人体内数以万计的寄生虫，主持人Michael Mosley以身犯险，将条虫、头蝨甚至水蛭放入自己身体内，进行为期数周的科学实验，搜集科学证据来证实某些寄生虫对人体有益。视角独特，值得一看[赞]#微博爆料# tRJoLmd
[BBC documentary and insect coexistence, tens of thousands of parasites in the human body are introduced, and the host Michael Mosley in body make risks, the worm, head lice leeches inside your body, even for a few weeks of scientific experiments, gathering scientific evidence to prove some parasites is beneficial to human body. Unique perspectives, worth seeing [who] # weibo report # tRJoLmd]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

英国那些事儿：
当《爱乐之城》风靡了欧美，然而，住在洛杉矶的同志们却表示，这片里的一定是个假LA啊。。。
[When in city of philharmonic, popular in Europe and the United States, however, live in Los Angeles, according to the comrades must be a fake in the LA... ]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

YouTube精选：
今天的格莱美，最感人的时刻应该就是Adele在领奖的时候向Beyonce“表白”吧...作为本届格莱美的最大赢家，站在台上的Adele却把自己的姿态放得很低她几乎是哭着说：“The artist of my life is Beyonce”——“她对我来说真的意义非凡，你是我们的灯塔”....台下的Beyonce也是眼泪在打转...
[Todays grammy awards, the most touching moment should be Adele at the time of award to Beyonce confession... As The biggest winners of The grammy, standing on The stage of Adele has put their posture is very low she almost cried and said The artist of my life is Beyonce - she really meaningful to me, you are our lighthouse... The audience Beyonce is tears on the block... ]

QQ：小号captain波

娱乐情报媛：
#霉霉##Taylor Swift#《Clean》现场版，如果你的生命正在下雨，如果你正在暴风雨中前行，如果厄运不断向你袭来，它，不是要摧毁你，而是让你洗净所有铅华。[心]tRJKxfIg
[# mold mold # # Taylor Swift# Clean live version, if your life was raining, if you are in the storm, if one is bad luck to you, it, not to destroy you, but let you wash all the lead in China. [heart] tRJKxfIg]

新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦，接好了，憋烫着了～

央视新闻：
【台湾一游览车翻落已致人无生命迹象】据新华社消息：台湾一游览车今晚时许在台北市南港附近翻落边坡，至少已有人无生命迹象。
[【 a touring toppled off Taiwan Have cause person of lifelessness 】 according to the xinhua news agency news Taiwan is a touring PM tonight near Taipei nangang rolled down the slope, at least has been of lifelessness. ]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

豆瓣说：
和初恋男友重新在一起了！记录一大波甜甜的日常！！
[And the first boyfriend together again! Record a great sweet everyday!! ]

嘻嘻

下厨房：
【蒜蓉烤大虾#深夜发吃# 蒜香浓郁、口味鲜弹的烤大虾，超级好做，味道还好到不行，每一只都鲜掉眉毛啦！做法：tRcgqxd by@年我叫小美
[[garlic grilled prawn # night rounds of # eat a garlic smells and tastes fresh roast shrimp, super good, the taste is not good to, each only fresh off his eyebrows! Practice tRcgqxd by @ year I told my little beauty]

xiachufang 下厨房美食生活网，吃货青年和厨房软妹的最爱，最文艺的美食APP！唯有美食与爱不可辜负。

这里是美国：
我们中大多数人一辈子都在假装，假装自己没有什么野心和追求，因为觉得现实与梦想相去甚远，最后在不知不觉中泯灭了所有念想！tRGjfJRE
[Most of us in the rest of my life to pretend, pretend to have no ambition and pursuit, because thought is a far cry from reality and dreams, and finally in imperceptible in die out all mind! tRGjfJRE]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！