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微博搞笑排行榜：
如果家里有这样的柯基，我妈有可能会把我扔了，简直是在侮辱我的智商！[doge] tRxCCaT
[If there is such a corgi at home, my mother is likely to throw me away, are an insult to my intelligence! [doge] tRxCCaT]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

郑恺：
没有快递，没有送餐，仿佛时代倒退，春节是一场实体经济的狂欢，简单的说，只能自己去买！
[No delivery, no room, as if time back, the Spring Festival is a real economy, in simple terms, can oneself buy! ]

强大起来，软弱起来！

冷笑话精选：
鳄鱼在浅水区是站着的？？？哈哈哈莫名戳中萌点[笑cry]
[Crocodile standing in shallow water is??? Ha ha ha to express stamp of point in [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

最神奇的视频：
马云最经典的演讲：不跟优秀的人在一起，你是不可能成功的！时间较长，建议先马再看！！！[good] tRxOBaw
[Jack ma, the classic speech not with good people, you are unlikely to succeed! Look for a long time, it is recommended that the first horse again!!!!!! [good] tRxOBaw]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！

Happy张江：
厉害了我的哥！！这个真心帅到起飞啊，也就看了二十多遍[色]tRxCfFS
[Much my brother!!!!! This really handsome to take off, also look for more than twenty times [color] tRxCfFS]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

德卡先生的信箱：
“当我看到你的那一刻我就知道我们不可能了，你太丑了。”
[When I see your that moment I knew we couldnt have, you are too ugly. ]

想说的话寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

人民日报：
【村头买箱加多宝，打开是过期花生露[衰]】车有套牌，饮料居然还有“套罐”。春节期间，有调查发现，河南许昌、周口、信阳多地农村卖假名牌饮料。撕掉一层薄薄的加多宝包装，一瓶过期花生露出现在眼前，还有其他饮料也被这样重新包装，罐底经打磨重新喷码，掩盖了旧日期。tRxmSbh @梨视频
[The village head to buy boxes with much treasure, open is expired peanut sauce [failure]] car deck, drinks and tank. During the Spring Festival, a survey found that xuchang, henan zhoukou, xinyang more rural selling fake name brand drinks. Tear up a thin layer of much treasure the packing, a bottle of expired peanut show now, there are other beverage also is such, polished to spurt the code at the tank bottom, cover up the old date. TRxmSbh @ pear video]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

小野妹子学吐槽：
为什么年代的连衣裙都可以这么美[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Why is s dress can be so beautiful [doraemon surprised]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

淮秀帮：
给#捶你胸口# 配上画面，一切又变得不一样了。。。迷之原版、男神版、性冷淡版、狂野攻版、甜心受版，五大版本色气满满，求泥萌不要再说了，人家命都给你！！[抓狂][抓狂][抓狂] tRxHnv .
[# # to beat your chest with pictures, all become not the same again... Fan of the original, man and god, frigidity, wild attack version, edition of sweetheart version, version five color full of gas, mud sprout not again say, somebody else will give you life!!!!! [mad] [mad] [mad] tRxHnv.]

人才自荐+项目合作，请私信详谈^^

史上第一最最搞：
水浒版【小拳拳捶你胸口】重磅来袭，简直是一股泥石流。看完这个，保你其他版都不想听了！[笑cry][笑cry]tRxuHUW
[Shuihu edition [small fall beat your chest] blockbuster hits, is simply a mudslide. After I read this, protect you dont want to listen to the other version! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRxuHUW]

让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

楊丞琳：
開工囉～
(其實，遮個黑眼圈、塗個唇膏、用個美肌模式拍照，就可以人模人樣的)
[Starts then ~ < br > (in fact, cover a black rim of the eye, with a lipstick, take pictures of a beautiful flesh mode, can man room genteelly)]

工作洽談：+ 高先生

一起神回复：
据说人与人之间的关系分三种——
[It is said that the relationship of the three kinds of --]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

吳彥祖：
Season poster is out! #intothebadlands #seasom #amc tRxjFrJ
[季海报!# intothebadlands # seasom # amc tRxjFrJ]

暂无

秒拍：
小短腿汪实力演绎，每晚的“单身狗日常”！！哈哈哈简直太可爱了！！#秒拍#简直跟单身的你一模一样[doge][doge][doge]→tRxEWZB
[Little short legs wang strength, every night single dog everyday!!!! Ha, ha, ha is lovely!! # # s on documentary and you the same [doge] [doge] [doge] - > tRxEWZB]

秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload

发现instagram：
宝宝衣橱👶👕👖insmarie.jaskari
[宝宝衣橱👶👕👖insmarie.jaskari ]

一起来发现新鲜好玩的ins吧

口袋英语：
此刻的汪星人，不知道心里在想啥。。[二哈]tRMxLhnh
[This moment Wang Xing people, dont know my heart in want to what.. [two ha] tRMxLhnh]

唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋！合作QQ：

鎮宇DD的豬頭俱樂部：
一天閃爸制作組要我帶山區學生去參觀的動物園，我整天感覺就怪怪的，問他們為何有這個行程，原來他們是想學生們有機會一次過看不同的動物，但現在不是有一種叫VR虛擬現實的高科技嗎？這樣不是就能解決很多的問題嗎？但解決不了的是人圈養動物來圈人類錢的貪念，和人看動物被圈著而產生萬物之靈的自豪感
[Flash dad asked me to bring the mountains production team one day students to visit the zoo, all day long I feel very strange, ask why they have this trip, they are to the students have the opportunity to once see different animals, but now is not a call VR virtual reality technology? So not is can solve many problems? But cannot solve the captive animals to human greed of money, and people look at the animals was the pride of the soul of the universe]

央视新闻：
【[话筒]让出“救命道”！返程勿占应急车道！】春节假日将结束，各地迎返程高峰，高速公路乱停、占用应急车道等违法行为增多。云南楚大高速交警近日曝光和处罚一批违法车辆。提醒：违法占应急车道将被罚元，记分！再堵也请让出“生命通道”，把时间空间留给最需要的人！承诺转！（央视记者李常明）
[[[microphone] release help! Return dont account for the emergency lane!] Around the lunar New Year holiday will end, travel peak, highway disorderly illegal behavior increases, take up the emergency lane. Yunnan big chu highway police recently exposure and the punishment of a batch of illegal vehicles. Remind illegal emergency lanes will be fined RMB, score! To open and please release channels of life, the time space is left to the people who need it the most! Commitment to turn! (CCTV reporter Li Changming)]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

读书：
一些有意思的小工具合辑，哇塞厉害了哇塞好帅，创意满分，每一个都好想要！tRxuhQCS
[Some interesting gadgets mix, wow amazing wow good handsome, creative full marks, every one want to! tRxuhQCS]

传媒帝国时代，用读书摆脱媒体意见控制，深入思考，通达真相、真理、真谛。

韩国me2day：
【YouTube】老杨当年的舞姿,觉得如何？[doge] tRxToep
[Lao Yang was dancing, YouTube 】【 think? [doge] tRxToep]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

环球时报：
【武汉岁姑娘马来西亚遇难落水时她把大家的救生衣连接在一起】月日晚，载多名中国游客的游艇在马来西亚沙巴海域沉没，其中去年月才结婚的武汉姑娘张晓坤不幸遇难，其丈夫获救。亲属透露，落水时张晓坤把大家的救生衣连在一起，并不断鼓励周围人。但漂浮余个小时后，体力耗尽[蜡烛]（长江日
[The age of wuhan girl in Malaysia were killed Fell down when she put on the evening of everyones life jacket together 】 month, take a number of Chinese tourists cruise sank in waters off Malaysia sabah, the girl got married last month to wuhan xiao-kun zhang died, her husband was rescued. Relatives, according to the water xiao-kun zhang ties in everyones life jackets, and encourage the people around you. But more than a hour, floating sheer exhaustion [candle] (the Yangtze river]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

痒气美少女：
童年玩过这个的，过来报下现在的年龄吧！[挖鼻]
[Childhood played this, come to the age now! [one nose]]

我就是我，颜射不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：

我的前任是个极品：
#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

不二大叔说：
如何玩转抓娃娃机？
[How to play catch doll machine? ]

微信公众号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值。

全球健身中心：
《别再瞎练了，这张图告诉你每个部位怎么练！》 tRxHJms
[Dont blind to practice again, every part this picture tells you how to practice! tRxHJms]

最大最全的健身类微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你，还等什么了？赶快健身起来吧！

宠物卖萌中心：
喵爸爸睡在箱子里面，小喵星人看见了，也想要进箱子里，结果被喵爸爸站起来教训了。。。小喵星人：你不爱你的宝宝了吗？[喵喵]#宠物卖萌中心# tRxRVcvd
[Meow dad sleep inside the box, a meow star people saw it, also want to into the box, and the result was meow dad stood up lessons... Kitty star you dont love your baby? [meow] # # tRxRVcvd pet show MOE center]

我已经设置了不允许任何人关注不信你试一下(￣へ￣)

头条新闻：
#视野#【西安金融办一处长掌掴护士，已被停职】昨天，陕西户县一名护士在医院遭男子掌掴殴打，因护士未能按其要求为他的父母准备轮椅，双方产生争执。随后院方报警，户县城关派出所介入调查。西安市金融办称男子系资本市场处处长，目前已被停职调查。tRxAuK
[View # # 【 xian do a financial director slapped a nurse, have been suspended 】 yesterday, shaanxi being a nurse in the hospital was man slapped beaten, because it is not to his request to nurse a wheelchair for his parents, a dispute between the parties. Then the hospital report to the police, being one in chengguan police station to investigate. Xi an finance office said man is a commissioner of the capital market, has now been suspended. tRxAuK]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

欧美风向牌：
哈哈哈哈！会玩！Gigi和霉霉在车上对口型唱起了《I Dont Wanna Live Forever》[色][阴险] tRxnoU .
[Ha ha ha ha! Will play! Gigi and mold mold for using in the car sang I Dont Wanna Live Forever, [color] [insidious] tRxnoU.]

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Fashion-Planet：
※ Beauty ※ Jo Malone London 为即将到来的情人节推出限量玫瑰系列「Let Love Rule」，从礼盒包装到气味，都是甜蜜浪漫的玫瑰主题，包括了香水、护肤品和室内香氛。这次还特别安排了刻名服务，可以在香水瓶上刻上个人印记，这份情人节礼物一定会让人印象深刻！
[Does Beauty does Jo Malone London for the coming valentines day to launch a limited rose series Let Love Rule, from the gift box packaging to smell, rose is sweet and romantic theme, including perfume, skin care products and indoor sweet atmosphere. This time also specially arranged for time service, can be carved on the perfume bottle imprint, this valentines day gifts will be impressive! ]

Welcome to the FASHION planet. （推广请私信：）

快递员吴彦祖：
听一个客户抱怨说：
刚从老家过完年回来，食量大很多，点外卖都要让人拿三双筷子，以免被发现这么多东西都是我一个人吃的
[Listen to a customer complained < br > just back from their hometown after years, appetite is big many, order takeout let people take three pairs of chopsticks, lest be found so many things all is I a person to eat]

噗嗤大叔：
酒吧里比较常见且适合男生喝的是哪些鸡尾酒，各自有什么特点？
[Bars are common and which is suitable for boys to drink to cocktail, have their own characteristics? ]

做科普的。微信号：ouba

财经网：
【小两口一年万存款春节送礼送掉一半要吃土了】从小霖本子上的账目来看，双方爸爸妈妈都是元红包，侄儿侄女元，爷爷、外公外婆、姑姑、姨妈大多是元。“大概计算了一下，光是红包都要花近万元。”小霖说。一年下来，小霖夫妇存下的万元，就这样花掉了一半。tRxTcQ
[The young couple million deposit Spring Festival gifts given away half a year Want to eat the earth 】 the early small notebook accounts, both mom and dad is a red envelope, nephew niece, aunt grandparents, maternal grandparents, aunts, mostly in the yuan. About calculating the light is red envelopes of spends nearly ten thousand yuan. The early small said. A year down, small couples save ten thousand yuan, so spent half. tRxTcQ]