嗯，我们在等一个处女座男人从试衣间里出来，我们尊的是，敲有耐性的。。。[摊手]
[Well, were waiting for a virgo man coming out of the fitting room, our honour, knock on patience... [stand hand]]
好人好面，恶人恶语。施主珍重。
北美吐槽君：如何阻止女票摸我咪咪？现在右边貌似比左边大一些了
[How to prevent female ticket touched my Mimi? Now on the right looks like than the left]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
交通安全蜀黍：已经醒了的点个赞，看看有多少勤奋的孩子！[二哈]
[Already woke up some praise, to see how many hard-working child! [two ha]]
专业汽车资讯和交通安全公益宣传自媒体，随手传递欢乐和正能量，欢迎私信爆料。
人民网：#保护方言#你们那的方言怎么打招呼？
[# how to protect the dialect dialect # you say hello? ]
报道全球 传播中国
治愈系心理学：“年过了十五也过了，情人节也完事了！撸起袖子干吧！现实告诉你，不争气连你最亲的人都会瞧不起你。生活告诉你，没什么别没钱。感情告诉你，不要以为你想的人，同样也会想你。不要以为，你放不下的人，同样会放不下你。 你行的时候，怎么都行。你不行的时候，什么都不行。 所以你一定要行，不行也得行
[In also passed, valentines day also finished! Rolled up his sleeves dry! Real tell you, no. Even your most close of people will look down upon you. Life to tell you, no dont have no money. Feelings tell you, dont assume that someone you want to, will also miss you. Dont think that, you can not let go, also will not put you. When you are done, anything goes. You cant, what all cant. So you must, no, too]
治愈系，一种平静后舒畅的感觉！情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。
口袋英语：【推荐部让你涨知识~开眼界的纪录片[心]】涵多个方面极有代表性的纪录片，不但让你涨知识，还能提升谈吐水平和个人魅力~
[【 recommend documentary on knowledge let you up ~ eye-opening [heart]] extremely representative documentary culvert multiple dimensions, and not only allow you to increase knowledge, can also enhance the level of speech and personal charm]
唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋 ！合作QQ：
韩国me2day：【naverblog】今天让甜甜的火山宝#朴灿烈# 来跟大家说早安~[羞嗒嗒] (cr.logo)
[【 naverblog 】 today let sweet volcanic Po # chan yeol # with you say good morning ~ [shame clicking] (cr) logo)]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
天蝎座秘语：天蝎虽然个性强悍不妥协，但偶尔也会有例外，这是很少有人知道的，那就是感情，所有的文献中都提到了蝎子对情感的深刻和强烈，蝎子可以为爱付出一切，牺牲一切，包括生命，这种对爱的博大胸怀和无私的自我牺牲精神注定蝎子有出人意料的表现。
[Scorpio personalities dont compromise, but sometimes there are exceptions, there were few people know this, it is affection, all of the documents mentioned in the scorpion to deep and strong emotions, the scorpion can give everything for love, sacrifice everything, including life, such a broad mind for love and selfless self-sacrifice to scorpions have unexpected performance. ]
一只标准的毒蝎，晒一个天蝎的日常博，欢迎私信投稿。😘
神回复吐槽帝：“不顾别人感受是自私，太顾别人感受是自虐 。”
[Regardless of what is selfish, so consider others feelings is from the nue. ]
爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~！
一句正能量的话：凡事都喜欢往坏的地方想，本无事，却纠结在心里，一直挥之不去；本无忧，却总是贪欲。最怕你一生碌碌无为，还安慰自己平凡可贵。当你知道了许多真实、虚假的东西，就没有那么多酸情了。你越来越沉默，越来越不想说。见识越广，计较越少，经历越多，抱怨越少，越闲，越矫情。
[All things like where to bad thought, nothing, this struggle in their heart, always lingering; This easy, but always lust. The most afraid of your life, also comfort myself plain. When you know a lot of true and false thing, isnt much sour mood. You more and more silent, more and more dont want to say. Knowledge is wider, care about the less, the more experience, the less complain, the more spare, more melodramatic. ]
每早一句正能量的话，治愈一整天。合作加QQ：，备明来意
阿狸的365封情书：人生九大错觉~被说中了的默默转[泪]
[Nine big illusion ~ life is said in the silently turned [tears]]
等天晴的时候，我也要像阿狸一样，晒晒自己的心。
阿森纳新闻：你来到南伦敦郊区的一个小镇上，看到一家冰淇淋店，销售员是个公斤的“大胖子”，他憨态可掬和你攀谈，然后告诉你：嘿伙计，你知道吗，周一晚上，我们的球队对手是阿森纳，一场正式比赛。
你一定会哈哈哈大笑，觉得对方疯了。
这是萨顿联替补门将韦恩-肖的故事，一个足球故事。
[You come to a small town on the outskirts of south London, see an ice cream shop, the salesman is a kilogram of fat, he is darling talk with you, and then tell you hey guys, do you know that on Monday night, our team against Arsenal, a formal competition. < br > you will be ha ha ha laugh, feel each other crazy. < br > this is a story of Sutton united substitute goalkeeper Wayne shaw, a football story. ]
新浪体育滚动播报阿森纳新闻，枪手球迷的互动交流平台。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
美容健康贴士：超级实用的个手机拍摄秘技，教你拍出美丽高大上旅游照。和游客照say goodbye tRtBZFpD
[Super practical a phone secrets, teach you clap a beautiful tall on tourism. And visitors according to say goodbye tRtBZFpD]
跟大家分享各种美容，美体，健康生活的小百科，投稿合作QQ
中国书画诗词院：【 桃花吉运 … 】
[Peach blossom charm...]
一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。
军报记者：#军报版面导读#【军人保障卡有了“战场版”[赞]】我军军人保障标识牌在陆军某部试验试用基础上，在海军、空军、火箭军等支各类型部队展开全面试验试用，进一步检验各项战技术指标，论证不同环境的应用模式、平时和战时应用的组织模式以及拓展应用功能需求。集军人保障卡、电子伤票、身份标识等应用于
[# # JunBao layout guide the military security card has the battlefield [who]] our army military security id card in the army to a test, on the basis of trial in the navy, air force, army rockets etc. Various kinds of forces a full test trial, further testing technologies of various war targets, demonstrates the application mode of different environment, the application of peacetime and wartime organization pattern, and expand the application of the functional requirements. Military security card, electronic tickets, identification, and application in]
解放军报、中国军网法人微博。 瞭望军事风云，关注国家安全。
鲁国平先生：牛丸里的秘密~吓死宝宝了[摊手] tRJTVs .
[Cattle pill in secret ~ scared the shit out of babystand hand tRJTVs.]
微信公号：ksaaa QQ：（新）感谢网易送这款拥有行业领先的电子传真、超大网盘的作家纪念版网易VIP邮箱：luguoping@vip.
气象北京：【雪花将至 气温降低】市气象台时发布预报：今天白天阴转小雪（西部,北部小到中雪,局地大雪），能见度-公里，最高气温℃；夜间小雪转阴，能见度-公里，最低气温零下℃。午后到前半夜大部分地区有小到中雪，局地大雪，路面湿滑，能见度较低，请尽量减少出行，注意交通安全和防寒保暖。
[The snow to the temperature decrease 】 the city meteorological station issued forecast Yin turn light snow during the day today (west, north of small to moderate snow, local snow), visibility - km, the highest temperature ℃; The night light snow overcast, visibility - km, the lowest temperature ℃ below zero. Afternoon tos most areas have small to moderate snow, local heavy snow, the road slippery, low visibility, please try to reduce travel, pay attention to traffic safety and warm warm. ]
北京市气象局官方微博。风雨冷暖,气象贴心—早中晚为您奉送气象信息、最新预报、灾害天气预警和气象科普知识，希望能成为您生活和出行的好帮手。
武志红：梦见在大海边，我一直睡觉，不断被人弄醒，有些恼怒，干脆起来，随即看到，眼前是无边无际的大海，满天灿烂的星辰，而薄雾从海面天际边升起。太美，我想拿相机拍摄，但相机不在，想拿手机拍，手机落入大海，立即捡起来，但不能用了。干脆走到海里，和海水碰触的感觉真好，也打开所有感官感受这一切，不
[Dream of in the sea side, I have been sleeping, and constantly being awake, exasperated, get up, then see, at present is the boundless sea, the sky bright stars, and the mist rising from the sea the sky edge. Too beautiful, I want to take a camera, but camera is not here, want to take their cell phones, mobile phone fell into the sea, pick it up immediately, but cant use. Simply go to the sea, and the water of the sea to touch feeling is very good, also open all the sensory feeling all this, dont]
心理咨询师，著有《为何家会伤人》等十多部著作。工作室电话。
在下萝莉控ii：刚才饲养员睡觉的时候突然大吼一声“鬼子进村啦”……把我给吓醒了……鬼知道她每天都在看些什么电视剧……
[Just the breeder sleep suddenly shout at top of voice into the village, the devil... Scared me to wake up... Who knows what she every day watching the TV series... ]
斗鱼房间号： 炉石传说第一颜值(帅)选手 懒癌晚期 可御可萌可帅你一脸 打起游戏就是汉子 深爱二次元的宅魔王_(зゝ∠)_
掏心話_：心比长相好 懂比爱重要
[Heart is better than looks Understand is more important than love]
每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。
搭配师林可儿：这个看的好燃，是时候燃起你的中国魂了！ tRJUEx
[This look good, it is time to up your soul of China! tRJUEx]
你在看我的微博！
领悟人生：沉默，是一种成熟。稻熟低穗，人熟低声。历经一些艰难岁月的人，姿势不再张扬，语气渐趋平和，态度明显和善。不是没了锐气，而是少了张狂和轻浮。有故事的人，通常不喜欢讲故事。不想在嘴上卖力，是想在心中开发能量。沉默，是一种负重的坚强，是一种韬光养晦的低调。少说多做，才是最有力的践行。
[Silence is a kind of mature. A low rice cooked ear, cooked in a low voice. Through some difficult times, pose no longer make public, tone is peaceful, attitude obvious kind. Not lost momentum, but less puffed up and frivolous. Has stories, usually dont like to tell stories. Dont want to say it, is to want to development in the heart energy. Silence is a kind of strong load-bearing, it is a clearly a low-key. Talk less and do more, is the most powerful. ]
微博知名博主
禅是禅非：佛说，生命中的许多东西是可遇不可求，刻意强求的得不到，而不曾被期待的往往会不期而至。 因此，要拥有一颗安闲自在的心，一切随缘，顺其自然，不怨怒，不躁进，不过度，不强求，不悲观，不刻板，不慌乱，不忘形，不以物喜，不以己悲；随缘不是听天由命，而是以豁达的心态面对生活。
[Buddha said, a lot of things in life are not asked, and deliberately not importune, and never be expected to tend to. Therefore, to have a heart of comfortable and comfortable, very easygoing, let nature take its course, not anger, not rashness, not too much, dont try so hard, not pessimistic, not rigid, dont panic, not, not pleased by external gains, not saddened by personal losses. Fate is not gods hands, but to open-minded attitude to face life. ]
是禅非禅，是非禅；禅是禅非，禅是非。每日一禅！禅解人心！
徐娇：开工啦[二哈]我才不会说这个图是老寒做的[二哈] tRJgrSa .
[Start , I wont say this figure is made of old cold ha] [two tRJgrSa.]
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头条新闻：#热点#【河北一官员训斥下属：先揍你个半死 然后再起诉】日前，一段被称作“霸气局长”开会时的录音在网络传播开来。录音中，该男子宣读了一份当地官方的会议纪要，称“你不就是一个受聘员工吗，有嘛了不起耶，我决定处理你，先揍你，揍你个半死，然后再起诉你。”tRJgddyQ
[A hot # # 【 hebei official reprimand subordinates first beat you to death Then sued 】 a few days ago, a known as the domineering chief at the meeting recording spread on the network. Recording, the man read out a local official meeting minutes, according to is not an employee, you haves amazing, I decided to deal with you, to beat you, beat you to death, and then Sue you. tRJgddyQ]
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美图头像馆：有时候，突然就难过起来好想哭，反应过来以后，我他妈抽什么风，我这么乐观的一个酷的人
[Sometimes, suddenly is sad really want to cry, after reaction to come over, I his mama what smoke wind, a cool person I so optimistic]
听说关注我@美图头像馆 本月有好运 有对象了
国史古风：晓色云开，春随人意，骤雨才过还晴。古台芳榭，飞燕蹴红英。舞困榆钱自落，秋千外、绿水桥平。东风里，朱门映柳，低按小秦筝。#国史古风#
[A morning cloud, spring over, torrential rain just fine. Ancient aromatic pavilions, swallow tripped hongying. Outside the dance fell trapped YuQian, swing, green water bridge. DongFengLi, low tin ying liu, according to the small qin zheng. # # country ancientry]
【微信公众号：smtswx （司马谈史）】合作QQ：
全球幽默搞笑首榜：维族美女吐槽对少数民族的刻板印象，讲的太好了，简直是个行走的表情包[笑cry]
tRJXriT
[Uighur beauty of ridicule of ethnic stereotypes, too good, its a walking expression pack [laugh cry] < br > tRJXriT]
生活中总有一些事情心烦.烦恼.情绪的问题..不管你怎么不开心生活还是一样过。所以关注我。。不管你开不开心都要从新起来~
人气女王说话术：“今天以后 我要好好照顾自己
我要好好吃饭不吃垃圾食品
我要习惯喝热水 我要记得随身带胃药
我要对每个人都友好 我要多在乎我身边的人
我要变沉稳不没事就咧个嘴笑
我要不多心不多想不小心眼
我要为我的未来奋斗
我要让自己足够优秀能配得上我所爱的人”
[Today, after I want to take good care of yourself < br > I want to eat well dont eat junk food < br > I want to drink hot water I remember to take the stomach medicine < br > I want to be friendly to everyone I want to care about the people around me more < br > I dont get is to be composed a mouth to smile < br > I dont sweat much not narrow-minded < br > < br > I want for my future struggle I want to let oneself good enough to deserve the person I love]
口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q
公安部打四黑除四害：【与大货车相处，项注意保安全！[耶]】对于小车司机朋友们来说，大货车恐怕是行车途中的噩梦。这不仅因为大货车体积庞大，还因大货车经常不符合国家标准的装载货物。除了警方严查大货车违法行为以外，作为小车司机，掌握与大货车相处的技巧也是十分必要的。#岁岁平安# tRfgX
[【 item in dealing with large trucks, pay attention to safety! [and]] for the car driver friends, trucks is afraid is driving the nightmare. This not only because of big trucks bulky, but also because of the big trucks often loading of the goods does not conform to the national standard. Besides police scrutiny trucks violations, as the car driver, mastering the technique of in dealing with large trucks is also very necessary. # # years peace tRfgX]
打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！
每日笑话百科：或许每个人都要经历掏心掏肺付出，然后换来撕心裂肺的结果，从此以后就会发现没心没肺的好处。[摊手] tRJgpEJ .
[Maybe everyone will experience rink hijinks tao lung, and then return the result of tore heart crack lung, henceforth will find any heart benefits. [stand hand] tRJgpEJ.]
每日搜寻全球各个角落的笑话、趣事，锁定笑话频道，多一点惊喜与感动！本博所有内容均来自网络或网友 合作请私信！合作QQ
1句实话：你是否想像过，可以这样，一直住在海上。同感转！
[You can ever imagine, such, have lived in the sea. The same turn! ]
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延参法师：生活中的问题一定很多，不是去盲目的认命，而是能找到一种良性的思维。圆脸有圆脸的优势，腿短有腿短的长处，人生活得不是经验的多少，人生活得是不惧挑战的心态。早安。
[Life must have a lot of problems, not to blindly accept, but to find a positive thinking. The advantage of round face has a round face, short legs have the advantages of short legs, people live is not how much experience, people live is unafraid to challenge the state of mind. Good morning. ]
河北省佛教协会副会长，沧州市佛教协会会长
暴牙三叔：你听过猎豹的吼声吗？！表示被急支糖浆的广告误导很多年。。 tRJXOyZF .
[Have you ever heard the roar of cheetah? ! Said misled by bronchitis syrup of advertising for many years.. TRJXOyZF.]
我羡慕我有一口好牙
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