TEST BY SENRSL: Singing voice is the bluebird Steps are deciduous to sleep in your smile The guardian of the callus

吳青峰：
你們還想怎樣？[可憐][吃驚][污][笑cry]
[Do you want? [poor] [surprised] [pollution] [laugh cry]]

聲線就青鳥地唱腳步就落葉地踏在你笑裡睡一下結著守護的痂生花

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
#北京提个醒儿#【[话筒]】@陶_侃：北京刚下完雪路滑，一定要小心。。。[泪][泪] tRJsNJj
[Beijing reminder # # @ _ kan pottery [] phone 】【 Beijing had just finished the slippery snow, be careful... [tears] [tears] tRJsNJj]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

思想聚焦：
我还是很喜欢你，像风走了八千里，不问归期。
我还是很喜欢你，像旧城里的老折子戏，温言软语。
[I still like you, like the wind walk eight miles, dont ask, dont return. I still like you, like the old in the old city adaptation, touch soft. ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

阿拉蕾雅涵：
机场✈️一个叔叔问宝宝：“阿拉蕾，你董力叔叔呢？”
宝宝大声回答：“是董力爸爸！”
“董！爸! 爸！[右哼哼]”
………好吧，这可是原则问题[偷笑]
[Airport ✈ ️ baby a uncle asked Allah buds, Dong Li your uncle? baby loudly replied is Dong Li dad! dong! Dad! Dad! [right hem] ......... Well, its a matter of principle [laugh]]

活动邮箱：yahanbaby@vip.

冷笑话精选：
牛：没人管我啊，我就走了啊………这牛回去可以吹一辈子！ [笑cry]
[Bull nobody tube me, I went away...... The cow back can blow the rest of my life! [laughing cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

电影工厂：
《当幸福来敲门》中威尔·史密斯演技炸裂的一幕：当他被叫去谈话时的紧张，到得知自己被录用时的心酸和强忍的泪水，走出办公室后难掩的欣喜，最后在人群中为自己鼓掌，想要欢呼却又忍住，整个人都要飘起来，这一切都好像真的发生过一样！#电影精选片段# tRJsMsZ
[Will Smith in the pursuit of happyness acting burst nervous when he was called in to talk, to learn that he had been hired in the sad and choked back tears, out of the office after a hard mask, the last in the crowd applause for oneself, want to cheer the but again endure, the whole people all want to float up, all this if it really happened! Select fragment # tRJsMsZ # film]

主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！

大胃王密子君：
#大胃王密子君#（自助火锅）吃垮一家是一家[笑cry]@饲养员鹏鹏你到底说谁是猪？tRJsOp（使用 #秒拍# 录制）
[# # the big stomach wang zijun (self-service hot pot) eat a beat is a [laugh cry] @ the breeder peng peng What do you say who is the pig? # recorded tRJsOp (use # seconds)]

快乐的吃货！

我的前任是个极品：
这样的恶作剧也太可怕了吧。。。感觉我会被吓出心脏病。[二哈]tRJsma
[Such a terrible trick... Feel I will be scared out of heart disease. [two ha] tRJsma]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

周扬青：
因为我眼睛痒痒一直用手去抓
我妈就给我戴了一个这个哈哈
于是我有了新的称号～
独眼周
[Because I have been with his hand to catch eyes itch my mother gave me a this haha I have a new title ~ the eyes alone]

服饰：gracechow.taobao 美妆：gracechowbeauty.taobao

时尚芭莎：
#春风十李不如你# #李宇春# 在舞台上李宇春拥有全部的光束，发光发亮着化身为无数人的梦想。在大片拍摄时的她也能将现场变为她的舞台，她是最低调的音乐先行者，也是时尚圈的弄潮儿，快来感受她帅气不羁的时尚美学~[哆啦A梦花心] tRJsKoiJ .
[# the spring wind is better than ten li you # # # li li yuchun has all of the beam on the stage, shine the embodiment for the dream of countless people. At the scene of the blockbuster film she can will become her stage, she is the lowest music pioneer, is also A fashion gurus, quick to feel her handsome unruly fashion aesthetic ~ [doraemon flower heart] tRJsKoiJ.]

Harpers BAZAAR中国版；中国最具影响力高端女性时尚杂志；创办BAZAAR明星慈善夜，让慈善影响中国。

人民日报：
【超实用！史上最全生活小技巧[赞]】整整小时，全都是最棒的生活妙招！每一个都帮你省心省力到不行↓↓一切生活中的小问题都会迎刃而解，马住慢慢学！tRJsOp
[Most complete history of the super practical! Life tips [who]] for hours, all is the best life tips! Each one is easier then for you to not left left all lifes little problems will be solved, the horse live slowly learning! tRJsOp]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

Lee_G_Pace：
Biao from @CI保护国际基金会 showing me the Anzihe Nature Reserve in Sichuan. Forests are % of the solution to climate change. #NoForestNoFuture#
[Biao from @ CI conservation international, showing me the Anzihe Nature Reserve in Sichuan. The Forests cleans are % of the solution to climate change. The # NoForestNoFuture#]

我整个人都感觉不好惹：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我也不知道为什么觉得好笑啊哈哈哈哈 tRJsOpY .
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I dont know why I feel funny mew ahaha ha ha tRJsOpY.]

我觉得是先有的鸡

史上第一最最搞：
敢情东北人都这厉害啊，哈哈哈哈哈没谁了！[笑cry]tRJDOmv
[And the northeast people all this bad ah, ha ha ha ha ha. No one! [laughing cry] tRJDOmv]

让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

马薇薇：
商务一家人
[The family business]

工作邮箱：maweiwei@mewemedia

暴走漫画：
炫酷！在不同形状的石头上描绘生命……
[Cool! In the different shapes of stone life...... ]

常规合作：hezuo@baozou 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作：baozouyouxi@inacg

中国新闻网：
【警察力Max！这个“公主抱”我给满分[心]】据@湖北高速交警日，受雨雪天气影响，湖北某高速路面湿滑，发生一起追尾事故。一位女驾驶员右脚受伤被困车内，警察蜀黍察看状况后，小心翼翼地将受困驾驶员“公主抱”至警车内。你被这样的警察蜀黍暖到吗？[赞]tRJelsWn
[【 police force Max! This hold the princess I give full mark [heart]] according to @ hubei highway police, affected by the rain and snow weather, hubei some high-speed road slippery, in a crash. A female drivers right foot was trapped inside the car, the police sorghum, after review the situation carefully will be stranded the driver hold the princess to the police. You are such a maize warm to the police?? [who] tRJelsWn]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

国民老岳父公：
昨晚录的，骂街的墨爷和怼人的撕家[哈哈][哈哈] tRJslbFo .
[Record of the last night, suck the ink ye and Dui tore home [ha ha] [ha ha] tRJslbFo.]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

秒拍：
两人世界的甜蜜，却总是被“今晚吃啥”这个世界难题给搅和！自己动手，做一顿简单美味的家庭人份香煎牛排，感受最浪漫的二人世界，最甜蜜的烛光晚餐！#秒拍#@滚滚晓厨超简单马走试试→tRMkrCp
[Two people of the world sweet, but always be eat what tonight the world difficult problem to stir! For themselves, and do a simple meal delicious family doses Fried steak, feel the most romantic two people world, the most sweet candle power dinner! # s # @ rolling xiao hutch Horse go try to tRMkrCp super easy]

秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload

董路：
等待亚冠开战！（来自tRJsbdI）APP下载地址：tRJKIxIc
[Waiting for the champions league war! (from tRJsbdI) APP download address tRJKIxIc]

启航足球俱乐部、乐播足球创始人

神秘震惊事件：
“卧槽？！鹿能跑这么快啊？？” 鹿：要不是后面跟着豹子，我不都相信我还能飞！！！ tRJsJPG
[Oh?! Deer can run so fast?? Deer if it werent for followed by a leopard, I dont believe I can fly!!!!!! tRJsJPG]

响彻江湖【震惊哥】神秘，我们正在解释…不在震惊，就在去震惊你的路上！探索无尽的未知世界！博主QQ

我的朋友是个呆B：
铲屎官回家后发现家里的金毛在偷偷藏它啃的骨头，刨坑埋骨头盖土做得很全面。铲屎的：你是不是觉得我瞎？[二哈]
tRJkRUKX
[Shovel excrement officer came home to find golden retriever in secretly hide it chew bones, planed pit buried in cranium soil do very comprehensive. Shovel excrement do you think Im blind? [two ha] tRJkRUKX]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

人气女王说话术：
♡
你走了真好
不然总担心你要走，分别之后，
我瞒着所有人，继续爱了你很久很久。
可惜我只是你的故人，不是你故事里的人
希望你过得好，但别让我知道。
祝你岁月无波澜，敬我余生不悲欢[心]
tRxwEUw
[♡ good you go away or worry about you to go, after respectively, I hide from everyone, continue to love you for a long, long time. its a pity that Im just your friend, not your story I hope you have a good, but dont let me know. I wish you the best of years without waves, respect my rest of my life not sad and [heart] tRxwEUw]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q

大神说：
有哪些「历史总是惊人地相似」的例子？
[What are the examples of history always rhyme? ]

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内裤都笑飞了：
史上最厉害的台球玩家，全程跪着看完#低调炫技# [哆啦A梦吃惊] tRJsxpsc .
[Historys most severe billiards players, read the entire kneeling # # low key technique [doraemon surprised] tRJsxpsc.]

骚年，有话好好说，我真的只是搬运工而已，别激动，来~你先把内裤穿上。

Happy张江：
简直就是心声啊，最大的悲哀莫过于长大，看着同学陆陆续续结婚。。。[二哈]#微博爆料#
[It is just a word, the most sorrowful is growing up, looked at the students coming marriage... [two ha] # weibo report #]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

李开复：
整理旧信件，找到当年到google 面试 schedule.
[Old letters, find that year to Google interview schedule.]

创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin

这里是美国：
当你对着视频学B-BOX时。。。感觉可以笑一年！[笑cry]tRfquyz
[When you on the video to learn B - BOX... Feeling can laugh for a year! [laughing cry] tRfquyz]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！

电影扒客：
央视又打脸小鲜肉和真人秀，这部首播爆红的国内第一综艺，.分一点不高。
[CCTV again dozen small face fresh meat and reality, the premiere red variety of the first, the point is not high. ]

扒叔推荐，必有佳片！

新京报：
#晚间分享#六岁女儿边哭边跟妈妈讲道理，“妈妈，你把我养这么大，还打我，如果你说了，我不听，你也要好好说啊，你不能打人呀，要很久很久，明天才原谅你”（当时我就震惊了） tRJFVSVi
[Share # # night six-year-old daughter crying while reason with mom, mom, you raise me so big, the also beat me, if you say, I dont listen to, you also is better to say, you cant dozen ah, want to for a long, long time, tomorrow just forgive you I was shocked the tRJFVSVi]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。

回忆专用小马甲：
狗狗成年后的一些表现别不在意哟，稍不注意可能会变成大事呐[二哈]比如狗狗从小听话得很，但成年后特别喜欢抓耳朵挠头，怎么制止也行不通~求指教~如何来解决这个#爱宠成长的烦恼#？？
[Dog as an adult dont dont care yo, some performance slightly do not pay attention to may become big shout , such as the dog obedient very much since I was a child, but as adults love to catch the ear scratching his head, how to stop also doesnt work ~ please advise ~ # how to solve the growing pains of love dandle #?? ]

《愿无岁月可回头》

全球热门搜罗：
大爷版的鬼步广场舞，卧槽，太时尚，太流弊了！！！tRJFqpKH
[The big ye version of the ghost dance step square, oh my god, too fashion, too be demolished!!!!!! tRJFqpKH]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

老E_EdmundDZhang：
父亲生日，，他人跟日子一样，客厅里吃着块的牛肉饼，生日礼物是一双块的运动鞋，其他的鞋贵了他没要，想了想自己，生日也这么过的，跟其他日子不同的地方可能就是外卖吃的会好一些。忽然体会到一丝为人父母的感觉，现在自己苦点，也不苦了未来，现在的努力是让走的比我更远的未来过的更好
[Fathers birthday, and others like day, eating a piece of burgers in the sitting room, a birthday present is a pair of sneakers, expensive he didnt want other shoes, wanted to think oneself, birthday, so different from other days where could be the take-away food will be better. Suddenly realized that felt a bit of a parent, and now their plight, also not hard in the future, the efforts now is to go further than I had a better future]

(´･_･`)暗中观察直播间在zhanqi.tvedmunddzhang 一般晚上左右开放下午有时候也会直播

iPanda熊猫频道：
【“福顺”“小灰灰”邂逅精灵王】月日精灵王李·佩斯@Lee_G_Pace 在成都基地参加保育体验活动，怀抱“福顺”喂瓶瓶奶，饭后奖励摸头杀，单手hold住“小灰灰”，还被一众团子围攻前后左右应接不暇~[舔屏][舔屏][舔屏]熊猫厨房里李·佩斯为熊孩子刷奶瓶做窝头十分有爱，对自己的手艺赞不绝口~[偷笑]
[【 fortune and gray met elf king 】 elves, wang pace, February nd @ Lee_G_Pace base conservation experience activities in chengdu, with fortune feeding bottle of bottle of milk, reward touching someone killed after a meal, one hand hold gray, was also a before and after the dumplings siege or so inundated with ~ [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] panda lee pace in the kitchen to bear child brush bottles do steamed corn-bread very there is love, full of praise for our craftsmanship ~ [laugh]]