2017年2月17日星期五

Senior speak bad, if there are any offend place, you fucking to hit me ah. Please add senior assist

屌炸天学姐:
    【第八期】你爆照,我打分,最辛辣,最毒舌。[怒骂][怒骂][怒骂]七分以上我们做朋友。#学姐专业打分三十年# ​#搞笑幽默# ​​​
[Issue 】 【 blasting according to you, my score, the most spicy, the most poisonous tongue. [denounced] [denounced] [denounced] seven points we make friends. # senior professional grade three decades # # # funny humor]

学姐说话很屌,如果有什么冒犯的地方,你他妈的来打我呀。广告推广请加学姐助理qq

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    #北京事儿#【津NTL[话筒]】@原来是桑不琪老师 :今天中午跟丸子妈在五道口吃完饭,路上(中关村北大街)津NTL白色轿车别了出租车好几下就因为出租车在红绿灯起步晚了,然后下来就对出租车司机一顿拳打脚踢!!打完人逃逸!!!希望人渣被绳之以法!!tRJxPI ​​​
[# # about Beijing tianjin NTL [[microphone]] @ is SAN qi teacher not in wudaokou with balls mother at noon today after the meal, the road (zhongguancun north street) tianjin NTL white under the cab and several cars dont just because taxi started late in traffic lights, then down to the taxi driver a kicking!! A hit-and-run play!!!!!! Hope scum be brought to justice!!!!! tRJxPI]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

回忆专用小马甲:
    超实用的修剪刘海技巧,如果平着剪,因为头是圆的,所以剪出来势必会难看。正确的做法是斜着向上剪,然后轻轻的剪出一个弧,这样出来的效果才会好看。大家可以看韩国妹子Yang Bin的示范,简单易学,学会了基本可以告别理发店
tRJBmdU ​​​

[Super practical clip bang skills, if the flat cut, because the head is round, so cut out is ugly. The right thing to do is cut up at an Angle, and then gently cut out an arc, so the effect is good. You can see South Korea sister Yang Bin demonstration, easy to learn, learn the basic can say goodbye to the barbers < br > tRJBmdU]

《愿无岁月可回头》

电视剧三生三世十里桃花:
    #电视剧三生三世十里桃花#【直播】皮相这东西呢,当初我既给了你,便不会太在意,如今我看你戴着这张脸,我真的不太顺心了。姑姑霸气![摊手]@杨幂 @祝绪丹Bambi #白浅血洗大紫明宫# #我在看三生# tRJlwFl . ​​​
[# # show junior iii miles peach blossom live in the skin deep, I already gave you, wont be too care about, now I see you wearing this face, Im really not very satisfactory. Aunt ambition! [stand hand] @ Yang mi @ ZhuXuDan Bambi # white light to annihilate martial Ming palace # # # I was at the stroke of tRJlwFl.]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    不吃了!!!!! ​​​
[Dont eat!!!!!!!!!!! ​​​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

极品爆料王:
    厉害了,一些意想不到的食物小技巧,#吃货#经验大分享,来说说你知道的小技巧[鼓掌]tRJYibc ​​​
[Much, some little skill, unexpected food # version # experience sharing, I said what do you know the trick tRJYibc [applause.]]

你开心就好

思想聚焦:
    面试之前,我希望你知道这个技巧性回答! ​​​
[Before the interview, I hope you know this technical answer! ​​​]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

苍井空:
    我去了冲绳为了看安室奈美惠的演唱会。她是我的女神! ​​​
[I went to Okinawa to see namie amuro concert. She is my goddess! ​​​]

大家好!我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱:solaaoi@sina

每日一狗:
    嗷嗷嗷~学狼嚎要从宝宝抓起!听着小汪汪们奶声奶气的嚎叫,看着肉嘟嘟的小嘴,心都化啦![太开心][哈哈] tRJgup . ​​​
[Ao ao ~ learn howl to grab from baby! Listening to the small wang wang milk milk angry howl, looked at meat doodle mouth, heart is change! [quite happy] [ha ha] tRJgup.]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗! ♪(´ε`)家里有一只比熊阿布,一只法斗阿兜!

郭斯特:
    昨天还在打架,今天就来辣眼睛……

不是很明白你们猫男女[拜拜] ​​​​

[In the fight, yesterday also to hot today eyes... < br > < br > is not very understand your cat [bynum] men and women]

我是平板!合作联系QQ,一些周边tRzAkS

韩国me2day:
    【naver TV】#新婚日记# 牛奶夫妇#具惠善# &#安宰贤# 在小卖部的对话↓
安宰贤老婆我的生日快到了,我岁了.
具惠善你岁了?姐姐岁了,不管做什么都不会心动了,我最后一次心动的只有你.
安宰贤你在胡说什么.
具惠善后来亲了安宰贤,说给你生日礼物了,安宰贤说能和老婆结婚就是我的生日礼物.然后 ​​​

[# naver TV 】 【 new diary # # # # milk couples with HuiShan & AnZai xian # in a store of dialogue left < br > AnZai virtuous wife my birthday is coming soon, I old. < br > HuiShan you years old? Sister, no matter what all cant move, the last time I heart only you. < br > AnZai xian what youre talking nonsense. < br > with hui aftermath to kissed AnZai xian, say to you a birthday present, AnZai xian said can marry a wife is my birthday gift. And then]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

emotioncoco:
    每天做的事情就是去看你最近的动态,因为每天都会做的事就是想你。你有没有这样的爱上过一个人?[心][心] ​​​
[Do is every day to see you the latest dynamic, as do is miss you every day. Have you ever such a fall in love with a person? [heart] [heart]]

我在追,你在跑。

舒畅:
    重庆之行,家乡的观众就像火锅一样,热情 红火!谢谢大家![心] ​​​
[Visit to chongqing, hometown audience like hot pot, hot! Thank you all! [heart]]

工作联系qiqiqiqi@sina

笙南:
    熬过了异地恋,就是一生。有几百页聊天记录的人,也抵不过难过时的一个拥抱。 ​​​
[Through the long distance relationship, that is life. Have a history of several hundred pages of chat, also arrived but sad when a hug. ​​​]

以梦为马,煮字为药。

英国那些事儿:
    当这个英国二战老兵去世,他在二战期间与爱人的多封信件被世人所发现......
然而,当人们读完才发现,他的爱人,却也是另一位男士......
这些冒当时军法之大不讳的信件,就被他这么珍藏了年........ ​​​

[Died when the British world war ii veteran, he during world war ii with a loved one more letter was found by the world... < br > however, when people read that his lover, but also another man... < br > these letters, when military big a danger is he so cherish the years... ​​​]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

电影士:
    #电影安利# 贝爷用《速度与激情》女主角米歇尔的尿,炖了一锅老鼠汤,这个站在食物链顶端的男人终于自己都觉得恶心了![拜拜]tRJqcAV ​​​​
[# # film amway bei ye with the speed and passion actress michelles urine, a stew pot mouse soup, the man who is standing at the top of the food chain are sick yourself at last! [bynum] tRJqcAV]

你想看的,想知道的电影讯息我这都有。

神回复吐槽帝:
    [笑cry]厉害了我的东北人!!东北人和福建人玩成语接龙:心心相印-印贼作父-父相伤害-害想咋滴[二哈] ​​​
[[laughing cry] much my northeast person!! Play from fujian province, the northeast and idioms solitaire - printed a thief as a parent - father relating to hurt to harm want to zha drops ,]

爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~!

我的朋友是个呆B:
    个头长了不少 但等着吃的德行从来没变过[doge] ​​​
[Long a lot But waiting for virtue never changed [doge]]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

一只学屌:
    你们可能喝到了假饮料,哈哈哈哈你们感受一下。 ​​​
[You may drink to false, ha ha ha ha you feel. ​​​]

从前有个人关注了我,然后Ta过上了幸福快乐的日子

刘若英:
    自得其樂 tRJnrpu . ​​​
[Enjoy tRJnrpu.]

親愛的路人

我Hold不住了:
    手动给小鸡做个窝!卧槽,好好玩 [二哈] ​​​​
[Manual give a chicken for a nest! Oh, good fun ,]

一个爱生活的吃货~

人民网:
    太帅!关于中国军人,你想看的画面都在这里![威武] 从头燃到尾,多少遍都看不够!@军粉 tRfDWtbd ​​​
[Too handsome! About Chinas military, do you want to see the pictures are all here! [power] from the beginning to the end, how many times cant get enough! @ the powder tRfDWtbd]

报道全球 传播中国

电影纵贯线:
    如果你不出去走走,你就会以为这就是世界。————《天堂电影院》 ​​​
[If you dont walk out, you will think that this is the world. -- - cinema paradiso]

推荐各类精品热门影视,通过电影,让你感受这个世界发生着的一切!欢迎关注。

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#黑人Mike Yung在地铁里演唱《A Change Is Gonna Come》,嗓门自带扩音器!如果在地铁听到这么赞的爵士,根本不想上地铁了哇!![哆啦A梦花心][哆啦A梦花心]tRJWhyi @胡椒视频@秒拍@网易云音乐 ​​​
[# # black travel life Mike Yung singing in the subway A Change Is Gonna last Come, his voice with microphone! If in the subway heard such great Sir, wow! Dont want to get on the train! [doraemon flower heart] [doraemon flower heart] tRJWhyi @ pepper video @ second @ netease cloud music]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

娱乐情报媛:
    美得让人心碎,朱茵之后再无紫霞[心] ​​​
[After beautiful heartbreaking, Athena chu no purple xia [heart]]

新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦,接好了,憋烫着了~

郊县天王老田:
    #老田就爱高丽丽# ​​​
[Love li-li gao # # Mr. Tian]

如果有一天我不再更新,一定是被她吃了。

八公叔叔:
    韩国一个学校有一名特殊的学生,上课爱打盹儿,经常被老师叫醒,上美术课捣乱被老师赶出教室,还经常逃课出去破坏公共设施,还跟外面的混社会的不良少年打架……然而TA却是全班的开心果……[doge]tRJQRKS ​​​
[South Korea has a special student, a school class nap, love often wake up by the teacher, have art make trouble out of the classroom by the teacher, also often skip class out to destroy the public facilities, also with the outside social juvenile delinquent fight... However, TA is the class clown... [doge] tRJQRKS]

宠物医生一枚, 关注宠物健康,提倡正确的养宠观念。Wechat 八公叔叔

秒拍:
    情人节那天,一个舞蹈学校邀请学生的爸爸们和女儿一起练芭蕾。一节课下来,这一个个略显笨拙父亲随着女儿轻盈跳舞的样子, 女儿真的永远是爸爸的小情人吧~~[心][心]#秒拍#太有爱啦→tRJnmx ​​​
[Valentines day, a dance school invited students to practice ballet dads and daughters together. A lesson down, this one slightly clumsy father dance with the daughter is lightsome, daughter really forever is daddys little lover ~ ~ [heart] [heart] # # s shoot too have love - > tRJnmx]

秒拍-秒拍大片!众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版:miaopai下载秒拍:miaopaidownload

这里是美国:
    马云纽约经济俱乐部全程英文演讲,无论是当讲座听也好,练听力也好,都值得一看![心]tRAwOup ​​​
[Ma economic club of New York the entire English speech, no matter when the lecture listening, listening practice, is worth a look! [heart] tRAwOup]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

酒足饭饱勾二嫂:
    警察我的车丢了,哈哈哈结局想不到[笑cry][二哈]tRJtAjX ​​​
[The police I have lost my car, ha ha ha end unexpectedly [laugh cry] [two ha] tRJtAjX]

正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼!好了,就说这么多,多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我:

波杰克马男:
    愿你永远都不缺重头再来的勇气。 [摊手] ​​​
[May you never lack the courage to start again. [stand hand]]

我不想做人了

Pony__朴惠敏:
    有多少女孩子…
喜欢把自己打扮得帅帅的[酷] ​​​

[How many girls... < br > liked to dress up handsome [cool]]

美妆品牌PONY TIMES

史上第一最最搞:
    广场舞大妈们,你们的对手来了。。。tRJoZpR . ​​​
[Boyle, square dance to your opponent... TRJoZpR.]

让好心情发酵,蒸发掉所有负能量

-王小强-:
    家里多了两位新成员[心]
快帮它俩起个名字[鼓掌]
喜欢的点赞👍 ​​​

[家里多了两位新成员[心]
快帮它俩起个名字[鼓掌]
喜欢的点赞👍 ​​​]


我有一个小小的梦想(逗乐每一个看到我的人)

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