2017年2月16日星期四

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冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈也就看了十几遍!友谊的小船要翻了……喵:??? tRJjxGC ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha also watched a dozen times! The friendship of the boat to turn over... Meow????? tRJjxGC]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

思想聚焦:
    一个人生活,怎样才能把日子过得优雅而且有品位 ​​​
[One personal life, how can the elegant and tasteful days]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

新浪娱乐:
    #刺客信条# 电影《刺客信条》终极预告发布!迈克尔·法斯宾德化身帅气刺客,半裸出镜大打出手,燃情上演中世纪跑酷秀,完美还原信仰之跃,轻松杀敌霸气十足!月日,走进影院一同感受这场横跨世纪、穿越时空的善恶之战!友情提示:法鲨也会亲自来华为本片展开宣传! tRJOTjmD ​​​
[# # assassins creed movie ultimate assassins creed forecast released! Michael, binder incarnation handsome assassin, half-naked out fights, burning on the medieval parkour show, perfect reduction leap of faith, easily kill militantly proclaim! Month, day, going to the cinema together feeling across the century, through time and space battle between good and evil! Helpful hints method of shark will personally to China for the movie propaganda! tRJOTjmD]

新浪娱乐

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    #北京事儿#【[怒]】@我爱我家-北京 :年月日上午点分,北京积水潭医院南门外的号贩子。。。 ​​​
[# # [[anger]] about Beijing @ I love my home - Beijing (date) (month) (year) at some points, Beijing jishuitan hospital, dealers in south gate... ​​​]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

头条新闻:
    #万象#【岁女孩马路小便被碾死 责任在谁有结果了】岁女孩离开大人,独自走上马路蹲下小便遭中巴车轧死。事后双方互相指责:司机埋怨小孩无人监护,孩子家属指责司机未安全驾驶,不可能一直牵着孩子,索赔万。警方认定司机“疏忽”负主责。tRJjaipQ 现场视频:tRJjaipH ​​​
[All # # 【 year-old girl pee was run over and killed the road responsibility in who have results 】 year-old girl from adult, urinating on the road alone squat down by the minibuses are crushed. After both sides blaming each other driver complained that children without supervision, childrens family accuse the driver not safe driving, cant have been leading a child, a claim. Police believe the driver negligence negative main responsibility. TRJjaipQ live video tRJjaipH]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

我与贱客的日常:
    老爸把自家的宝宝打扮成了小黄人…哈哈哈~简直被那句“Im okay”给萌翻了![二哈][笑cry] tRJjxTCC . ​​​
[Dad put our baby dress became yellow... Ha ha ha ~ it is the sentence Im okay to MOE to turn over! [two ha] [laugh cry] tRJjxTCC.]

各位骚侠,身边有人各种犯贱不?各类爆笑应有尽有,欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

王尼玛:
    那些关于动物的谣言与事实……​​​​
[Those rumors about animals and the fact that... ​​​​]

处处留心皆暴漫,天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

中国新闻网:
    #小新在直播#【上海“最美考试”进行时 来上戏围观“明日之星”[围观]】这两天被胡歌去上戏当考官刷屏?没错,年的艺考正在火热进行中。今天,小新来到有着“最美考试”之称的上海戏剧学院,围观帅哥美女们!这些小鲜肉将会有什么才艺展示?戳直播↓一探究竟! tRJjMwLb . ​​​
[# # small new live in the most beautiful exam to Shanghai to play on the onlookers star of tomorrow [watch]] on this two days was a brief to play when the examiner refresh? Yes, the year of art test was going on. Today, small new came to have the best test, said the Shanghai theater academy, watching the handsome boy pretty girls! These little fresh meat there will be a talent show? Stamp on the left! TRJjMwLb.]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

马伯庸:
    学了个新词儿:中键委网圣办(中央键盘委员会网络圣母办公室) ​​​
[Learn a new word key committee in the net st office (the central committee of keyboard network Notre Dame office)]

朴实刚健,情绪多变,事少食烦,低调爱现。

宠物卖萌中心:
    如果做成皮草的动物还活着,应该是这样的。。。没有买卖就没有杀害![心] #宠物卖萌中心# tRIqOgG ​​​
[If made of fur animal alive, should be like this... No business, no killed! [heart] # # tRIqOgG pet show MOE center]

我已经设置了不允许任何人关注 不信你试一下( ̄へ ̄)

扒皮王:
    林妙可无缘北电了,几天前她在考完试后接受媒体采访时的这组视频,因过于摇头晃脑、嗲声嗲气、得意傲娇而备受质疑。。如今却落榜了,你怎么看? tRJbRzu ​​​
[Lin miaoke for nortel, a few days ago she after an interview with the media after the test of this group of video, too bobbing, warbling coquettes dia gas and proud tsundere and questioned.. But now he failed, what do you think? tRJbRzu]

工作请联系邮箱:realpipi@ 公号:realbapiwang

我就是小机灵呀:
    翻到两张去年冬天回国订婚时候拍的照片
转眼我们结婚一周年了
生活偶有磕磕碰碰有争吵摩擦 但是能第一时间想到的都是甜
小时候经常会幻想自己以后会嫁给怎样一个人
这么快地 自己从Miss成为了Mrs
从此看你的眼睛里总有星星在闪
在一起后的很多个瞬间 心里都有个声音在说:对呀这就是我爱的你
我爱你阿
​​​

[Turn to two home engagement last winter when photos < br > it is our first anniversary the < br > life with occasional friction always quarrel Is sweet but can immediately think of < br > how often fancies himself as a child later will marry a man < br > myself from Miss so quickly became Mrs < br > from the look in your eyes there are stars in < br > many moments together The in the mind have a voice to say yes this is what I love you < br > < br > I love you,]

越努力越幸运。

蔡少芬:
    天气真好!这里都是美好的景色![太陽] ​​​
[Its a nice day! There are beautiful scenery! [the]]

美女芬 -- 經理人公司 凱藝國際 -- 陳若蘭小姐 (電話 - ) -- 國內聯絡王斌先生(電話:)電子郵箱:saent@netvigator

金大川:
    分享图片 ​​​
[Share photos]

。。。

韩东言:
    、一位英雄好汉手持双刀勇斗群警。
、警察的枪都哪去了?是出警不配枪,还是配枪不敢用?
、这要是哪个警察被砍死砍伤,我能说活该吗?
、请警界高层督促警察依法勇敢使用武器,总比警察牺牲后下令网络禁言好得多。 tRJjfPa ​​​

[, a hero who hold double invade group of police. < br > and police gun which go to? Again is a police guns, guns have to use? < br >, which slashed to police officers was hacked to death, this if I can say you asked for it? < br >, senior police urged the police in accordance with the brave, please use weapons, is better than police ordered network banned after sacrifice. tRJjfPa]

谦谦君子,温润如玉。

李铁根:
    爱情甜蜜的秘诀…… ​​​
[The secret of love is sweet... ​​​]

洪兴罩我去战斗。

全球奇闻趣事:
    很感动,第一次觉得粤语这么好听.. tRJjIfpN . ​​​
[Very touched, first think of cantonese so nice.. TRJjIfpN.]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。

最神奇的视频:
    这个手机动态壁纸,#秀个假恩爱# 厉害了![心] tRJjIfCR ​​​
[This mobile phone wallpapers, # # show a false love much! [heart] tRJjIfCR]

视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天!

衣锦夜行的燕公子:
    妹妹给我寄了醉蟹,看物流追踪,情人节一早就到了。而我到现在啥也没收到,快递员手机关机。我一定吃到的是臭掉的螃蟹,流泪,想炸掉圆通。 ​​​
[Sister mailed me drunk crab, logistics tracking, early in the morning to the valentines day. And I didnt received until now, express your phone. I must eat is smelly crab, tears, wanted to blow up the ripeness. ​​​]

世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。

耳帝:
    岁男孩在艾伦秀上恶搞表演Ed Sheeran的《Thinking Out Loud》,不知Ed Sheeran就站在他身后……最后一扭头,表情有种做坏事被抓到现行的羞涩与惊喜[笑cry] tRJjXsEN ​​​
[The boy on the Ellen show spoof show Ed Sheeran Thinking Out Loud, I dont know Ed Sheeran stood behind him... Last twist a head and facial expressions have done bad thing caught the current [laugh cry] tRJjXsEN shy with surprise]

乖巧的品味分裂者。

电视剧三生三世十里桃花:
    #电视剧三生三世十里桃花# 姑姑姑父前方高能,非战斗人员请注意围观![污]@杨幂 @HERO趙又廷 @小Hummer张艺瀚 #白浅夜华接吻##我在看三生# ​​​
[# # show junior iii miles peach blossom aunt uncle in front of the high-energy, non-combatants please pay attention to watch! [pollution] @ Yang mi @ HERO zhao katyn @ small Hummer Zhang Yihan # white light night kisses China # # # I was at the met]

我的前任是个极品:
    啊~啊~要死要死!拍什么拍还不赶紧把我弄出來!都要挤出屎啦~[二哈]tRJjZqK ​​​
[Ah ~ ~ to death to death! Is not what pat hurriedly got me out! To squeeze out shit ~ [ ha] tRJjZqK]

我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!

天津股侠:
    在线的扣圈!出来吼吼,昨天给侠哥憋屈坏了[哼] ​​​
[Buckle ring online! Woo hoo, yesterday to the elder brother of the man broke -foot [singing]]

新浪微博财经类自媒体人,年的股海沧桑,民间职业股票投资人.操作风格<超短线结合波段>微博是个人炒股日志,不做咨询、荐股,跟风者自负盈亏。

全球奇异事件:
    卧槽!好听到耳朵怀孕了!YouTube上播放量最高的首单曲大合集,这波可以的,看看有没有你喜欢的歌~[酷](视频时长分钟,建议先马在听!!)tRIZxWyB ​​​
[Oh, my gosh! Good to hear the ear is pregnant! YouTube play large amount the highest singles collection, the waves can, see if you like the song ~ [cool] (video minutes long, suggest a horse listening!!!!!) tRIZxWyB]

发现世界新奇趣事儿~(o゜ω゜o)合作QQ

Eleven11dream:
    [微风]

Kyle Letendre ​​​​

[[wind] < br > < br > Kyle Letendre]

艺术+

iPanda熊猫频道:
    小孩子不给来点震撼教育,不助于熊格的发展~[酷][酷]让你俩瞧瞧老娘我小时候是怎么欺负别熊的,都学着点儿![doge][doge] tRJjxPr . ​​​
[Children dont give something to shock education, help in the development of Xiong Ge ~ [cool] [cool] let the two of you see the old niang how bullying dont bear, when I was a child learn something! [doge] [doge] tRJjxPr.]

(live.ipanda)关注我以后你们就是我的人了!在这里我是团长你们是饭团,团长爱饭团么么哒~

波杰克马男:
    是什么让你和朋友渐行渐远?[摊手] ​​​
[What makes you and your friend from? [stand hand]]

我不想做人了

日本流行每日速报:
    据说这就是女生自拍时使用小贴纸的真像[doge]... ​​​
[It is said that this is the girl take when using small stickers like [doge]... ​​​]

用传统媒体以外的视角,分享日本的那些事...

女神小课堂:
    小公寓,强收纳,那些超赞的节省空间设计,让你平米的房子住出平米的感觉,太棒了,好想要[鼓掌]#秀个假恩爱# tRJlrWQw ​​​
[Small apartment, strong receive, those great save space design, let you live out of the square meters square meters house feeling, thats great, want to [applause.] # # show a false love tRJlrWQw]

听说,关注我的姑娘都变女神了。合作QQ

秋田六千:
    小猫咪喜欢暖暖的存在,冬天可以烘暖炉,没有暖炉人家还有茶壶可以烘,这小爪子太可爱了[笑cry] ​​​
[The kitten like warm warm, winter can be drying heater, no heater and can bake the teapot, the little PAWS so cute [laugh cry]]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

共青团中央:
    【[话筒]中国游客围殴芬兰导游?纯属谣言!】月日,挪威国家广播电视台报道称,一群中国游客在芬兰没有看到北极光围殴当地导游,事后芬兰警方作出澄清此事纯属谣言。但为何会出现抹黑中国游客的情况,且看央视记者的调查。#中国不背锅# @央视新闻 tRJjioLW ​​​
[[[microphone] Chinese tourists guide WeiOu Finland? Pure rumour!] Month, Norways national radio and television reported that a group of Chinese tourists in Finland, didnt see the aurora borealis WeiOu local tour guide, Finnish police later pure rumour to clarify the matter. But why there will be a smear of Chinese tourists, and watch CCTV reporter investigation. # China does not back pan # @ tRJjioLW CCTV news]

HAHA_河东勋:
    ya man~!! 마카오에서 여러분들과 만남이 얼마남지 않았네요~!! 우리 월일!! 마카오 베네치안호텔 코타이아레나!! 에서 만나요!! Say ho~~!! 소리질뤄~~!!♡
我们在澳门的见面倒计时了!我们月日在威尼斯人酒店金光综艺馆见面吧! ​​​



河东薰,韩国艺人,RunningMan主持,无限挑战主持

榜哥是个大哲学家:
    手撕素锦玄女 三生三世十里桃花未加特效的床戏!饥渴了三百年的赵又廷夜华君有点迫不及了呢~~直接甩手关门滚床单,衣服也是一秒钟就没有了,浅浅都懵了,这神仙脱衣服就是快~[doge]#榜哥是个大哲学家#tRJWGeF ​ ​​​
[Hand, jin xuan female Junior iii li, peach blossom without special effects of bed scene! Hunger for three hundred years of zhao and night HuaJun forced a bit less? ~ ~ direct shutdown of cutting sheets, clothes also have no a second, shallow meng, the fairy to take off the clothes is fast ~ [doge] # # list, elder brother is a great philosopher tRJWGeF]

@贵阳头条排行榜 的主人,大哲学家~

北美吐槽君:
    “非大龄女青年也有被逼婚的一天” ​​​
[The older female youth have being forced marriage day]

吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

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