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北美吐槽君：
“父母飞来美国也会给我买奢侈品、万的大衣裙子包包，但我自己买三四千的东西他们都会嫌贵。”
[Parents came to the United States also can give I wanna buy luxury goods, coat skirt bags, but I buy they would be too expensive. ]

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我是马男Bojack：
若总被忽视，又何必作贱了自己
若不被珍惜，又何必苦苦去维系
[If always be ignored, why beneath his dignity if not cherish, why hard to sustain]

我叫波杰克，我在努力做好……

加拿大FUN：
#加拿大生活# 你在加拿大见过这种鸟么？它名叫北极海鹦(Atlantic Puffin)，在加拿大主要分布在海洋三省。关键字：呆萌，会走路，还会飞！
[# # the Canadian life have you seen this bird in Canada? It is called the arctic Puffin (Atlantic Puffin), three provinces in Canada are mainly distributed in the ocean. Key words lovely, can walk, will also fly! ]

欢迎关注加拿大最好玩儿的微博。合作联系：weibovancouverfun@gmail

赵文瑄：
碰到一件事。
从台北回台中的寓所，发现自家车位被不明车辆占据。
那车比我的车壕，是个拉风的跑车。
向物业经理投诉。他答应马上处理，让我暂泊别的空位。
我没停留，直接去了哥哥家，看望刚满百日的小侄子。
可再返回时，发现那辆天杀的车子依然健在，我就不高兴了。
经理解释，车主人在台北，无法立
[Encounter one thing. from Taipei to taichung apartment, find their own parking space was dominated by cars. the car than my car trenches, a fancy car. to complain to the property manager. He promised to immediately deal with, let me parking space. I didnt stop, go directly to the elder brothers house, to see just turned one hundred little nephew. when can return again, found that day killed the car is still alive, I am not happy. the manager explained, the seller in Taipei, unable to stand]

高富美白萌死人滴帅

不二大叔说：
懂事的孩子，真让人心疼。[心]
[Sensible child, really let a person love dearly. [heart]]

微信公众号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值。

怀孕育儿一点通：
宝宝自己吃饭其实很快乐！妈妈爸爸学起来吧！！[威武]
[Baby your dinner is very happy! Mom dad learn up!!!!! [power]]

育儿受尽千般苦，养女操碎万般心！淘宝店：唯美妈咪韩国孕妇装

不沉默的大多数：
#香港警察打人入狱# 视频真相。看看这几个警察打人的前前后后，法官依据事实和法律裁决，难以宽恕。有人洗地说是故意设套偷拍警察打人，可路线和打人的地点都是警察自己选的，别人无法预设。只能说摄影设备普及的时代，别自作聪明以为人不知鬼不觉。 tRivHsr
[Hong Kong police hit people in prison # # video the truth. Look at this a few police beating back and forth, based on facts and law ruling, a judge is difficult to forgive. Someone to wash to be deliberately set shot the police beating, route and hitting location choice are the police, others cant default. Can only say that the popularization of the photographic equipment era, dont look wise thought unpleasantness. tRivHsr]

个人发言与他人或机构无关！从未消极厌世,身体十分健康,无不良嗜好,未经任何意外.观察者，读书人，不忘思索,旁观独立判断，有时严谨，偶尔文艺

UT军张：
其实国家和市场的存在都是用来歧视的，而不是某些人幻想的绝对平等自由。这里，歧视是个中性词，就是把一些人从人群中分别出来。关键不在歧视，而在于你分别的标准是什么。对于国家，欢迎的就给签证、更欢迎的就给护照，不欢迎的就拒之门外。问题在于，你怎么确定欢迎和不欢迎的标准，尤其信息无法充分
[In fact the existence of the state and market is used to discriminate against, rather than some fantasy absolute equality and freedom. Here, discrimination is a neutral, is to put some people apart from the crowd. Key is not discrimination, but in what is your standard respectively. For the country, welcome to more welcome to passport, visa, does not welcome is rejected. The problem is, how do you determine the standard of welcome and dont welcome, especially information could not fully]

“At the still point, there the dance is.” —T. S. Eliot

说给女生听：
只要不是对方想抓紧的人，就要懂得适可而止。无理取闹的年龄过了，你若将过去抱的太紧，怎么能腾出手来拥抱现在。
[As long as its not the other people who want to take, you should know enough is enough. Unreasonable age, if you hold the past too tight, how can make hand to embrace now. ]

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如何逼疯你老公：
心宽一寸，路宽一丈。若不是心宽似海，哪有人生风平浪静。
[Ten feet otimista one inch, right. If it is not otimista as the sea, which have a calm life. ]

一起来逼疯自己的老公吧（合作请私信）

美食天天见：
【种拌面吃法】好吃的拌面做法，收了，想吃的时候来一份~[馋嘴] #天天见美食#
[Kind of pasta eat delicious pasta 】, accepted, would like to have the time to a ~ [available] # # see food every day]

营养美食，吃遍中国！微博合作加QQ

郑秀文Sammi：
吸管裝。 @onauratoutvu
#onauratoutvu
[A straw. @ onauratoutvu # onauratoutvu]

Woman

内裤都笑掉了：
一定是作业太少的原因[拜拜] tRivLxLY
[Must be a homework too little reason [bynum] tRivLxLY]

分享各类幽默搞笑段子与图片，部分文字图片来自网络（投稿私信 ❤）合作推广加 QQ

michelle_washburn：
觉得看着他们就好欢乐😘 tRiPwzC .
[觉得看着他们就好欢乐😘 tRiPwzC ]

Linda的微bo：
看你这小样，不能看电视 tRiPwO .
[See you this small kind, cant watch TV tRiPwO.]

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Allyjoan：
宝贝第一堂课 tRiPAZil .
[Baby the first lesson tRiPAZil.]

爱着就是幸福，遇着就是温暖

铁狼窝：
静静地 tRivehT .
[TRivehT quietly.]

交友聊天认识几个朋友

知中ZHICHINA：
速报：熬夜等到美国国家航空航天局NASA发布推特称：「新纪录！我们已在太阳系外发现一颗恒星，在该恒星周围发现了七颗地球大小的行星；其中三颗位于可居住区。这七颗行星都可能存在液态水。」查了下，它们距离地球都在光年外。。
[Speed stay up late to wait until the U.S. national aeronautics and space administration, NASA released twitter, said the new record! We have found a star outside our solar system, around the star found seven earth-sized planets; three of them located in the habitable zone. The seven planets are likely to have liquid water. Checked, they are light years away from earth. ]

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利希施泰纳重症患者：
时隔半年师太终于回归。太他妈激动了 tRiPAhpN .
[After half a year Teacher has returned. Too his mama excited tRiPAhpN.]

新浪微博认证：《盗墓笔记》《致青春》《老炮儿》都没有演

CP少女头像：
女生化了很精致的妆出门
“怎么形容一个女的漂亮？”
“把你搁古代，你可以撑起一个青楼！[摊手]
[The female biochemical very delicate makeup out how to describe a woman beautiful? ancient put you, you can hold up a brothel! [stand hand]]

关注我今天一定会有好运，也会脱单哦～❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ：

触动心灵的英文短句：
If you leave me, please don’t comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. ——离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
[If you leave me, both please don t comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. - leave me dont comfort me, to know each sewing has to meet stinging pain. ]

全天小时不停更新那些触动你心灵的文字合作QQ

无尽夏与雪见的艾真：
小半杯咖啡这么大威力黑眼圈无线大[二哈][二哈][二哈][二哈]两遍三生三世～～～快[生病]
[Less than half a cup of coffee so big black rim of the eye wireless power [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] twice junior iii ~ ~ ~ fast [ill]]

喵

来自火星的catalano：
@瓦伦西亚俱乐部官网
[@ valencia the clubs official website]

上帝就给了我这么一条路，我只有一直走下去

喵汪扎堆：
这只有洁癖喵星人拉完粑粑都会有客厅的地毯擦屁股。求主人心理面积[笑cry]
[This only cleanliness meow star people finish pull BaBa will be wipe a bottom of the sitting room carpet. O master psychology area [laugh cry]]

喵星人和汪星人大家一起来分享最新最好玩的喵汪星事迹！

大Mia的时尚账号：
#Mia Eat# Gordon Ramsays Pork Butt Sliders || 拥有颗米其林星(最近Bordeaux又得一星)的顶级厨师Gordon Ramsay分享自己小型汉堡制作配方和过程，看着就是一种享受啊……[bm喜悦] tRiPwoXu .
[# Mia Eat# Gordon Ramsays Pork Butt Sliders | | with Michelin star (recently Bordeaux again) after a weeks top chef Gordon Ramsay share their small hamburger production formula and process of looking at is a kind of enjoy ah... [joy] bm tRiPwoXu.]

Mia Liu，时尚编辑turned时尚博主，岁大龄少女，热爱球鞋+健身，为人民服务wannabe☝🏻️✨👌🏻

一句暖人心语：
性之所致，心之所安。尽其在我，顺其自然。
　　
[Sex, play it by heart. As in, I let nature take its course. ]

一句话，暖人心。

McDonalds纸袋：
真的好想吃麻辣香锅哦
[Oh really good want to eat spicy balsamic pot]

❤Lolita❤Sweet&Cla❤傳統弓❤约拍请私信~❤

我的电影图解：
电影《遇见你之前》中男主威尔·特雷纳的一段话，太苏了，看到后面忍不住想哭…tRBu
[Movie the met you before, men will treanor a paragraph, so Sue, see behind could not help but want to cry... tRBu]

人生漫漫，道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣，这里各种口味图解都有，Please 抱紧我！！！合作请私信或Q我：

農初見Dwyane：

花常好月常圆人常在。

啊呸我是骏骏啊：

i like moving moving ~~~

韦琬湫_o：
你们不要说叫我听别人的听我妈妈的她们那些都属于厉害的人我是不行的她们说的我一个都做不到我肯定会被他们骂的然后还是做不到
[You dont say that I listen to my mother they listen to others those who are severe Im no good They said I cant do a Im sure I will be they scold Then wont be able to do]

✨🐰