2017年2月17日星期五

Nothing is a piece of pizza problem tooGrowth, is a constant feel oneself is a silly force of the

我的朋友是个呆B:
    这只圆滚滚的柴犬叫Moja,明明跟家里别的柴吃喝的一模一样,却莫名其妙比它们胖。医生说它很健康,主人给减少喂食也没用,很无奈。这可能就是喝水都能胖的体质吧[doge] ​​​
[This round of firewood dog called Moja, Ming Ming and other wood home to eat and to drink the same, he somehow fatter than them. The doctor said it is good for your health, master to reduce feeding also useless, very helpless. Maybe that is water can fat body [doge]]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

思想聚焦:
    你读过的最让人心酸的句子有哪些 ​​​
[Have you ever read what are the most let a person sad sentences]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

Happy张江:
    我的天!瞬间泪目啊,嫁给爱情的样子,这次终于嫁对人了,真好[心]#秀个假恩爱# tRJHEmGx ​​​
[My god! Instant tears eyes ah, marry to love, this time finally marry the right person, its nice to be [heart] # # show a false love tRJHEmGx]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

江小爬LOVE:
    要勇于执着。也要勇于放下执着。[浮云] ​​​
[Dont be afraid to persistent. Also want to have the courage to put down the persistent. [the cloud]]

工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan

冷笑话精选:
    伦敦地铁站里的故事《Mind The Gap》,一个老奶奶常年在地铁站里静静地坐着,却从来不上车,直到某一天……tRJHmXcz ​​​
[London subway station in The story of Mind The Gap, an old lady sat quietly all The year round in The subway station, but never get in The car, until one day... tRJHmXcz]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

刘同:
    “我喜欢蓝色胜于其他。”
“因为忧郁?”
“因为海,因为天,因为你笑起来的样子。” ​​​

[I like blue is better than the other. < br > because depression? < br > because of the sea, because day, because you like when you smile. ​​​]

全新作品《向着光亮那方》四月全国发行。已出版《谁的青春不迷茫》《你的孤独,虽败犹荣》等作品。工作联系:晓强( 仅限短信)

极品爆料王:
    额。。。好吧,我就静静的看着你装。。。[doge]tRJHmEmv ​​​
[Er... Ok, I will quietly look at you... [doge] tRJHmEmv]

你开心就好

笑多了会怀孕:
    来自一位玩王者农药玩家的愤怒,谨以此视频给那些王者农药挂机的人![二哈]tRJHPFI ​​​
[From a player to play king pesticide anger, this video to those of Kings pesticide hang up! [two ha] tRJHPFI]

爱笑的人运气不会太差。

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    别去西藏了!不到块,从北京坐火车只有站,第一天晚上上车,第二天夜里就到,好吃又好玩儿的天空之镜在这里![爱你][太开心][心](图转自网友) ​​​
[Dont go to Tibet! Cant block, only by train from Beijing station, get in the car on the first night, the next day, on the night of the sky mirror delicious and fun here! [love] you [quite happy] [heart] (figure from Internet)]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

皇族White:
    卢本伟五五开White还是厉害的阿[doge]宝刀未老,快来夸我一下! ​​​
[Lubumbashi wei - White or severe [doge] but, quick to praise me! ​​​]

可爱又迷人的反叛角色

马苏:
    “当人们令你失望,你更要勇往直前,因为早晨到来,又是阳光灿烂的一天。”
这就是我们大水瓶,祝记几生日快乐![耶]#明星生日汇# ​​​

[When people disappoint you, you must go forward, because, in the morning is a sunny day. < br > this is our big bottles, happy birthday to remember a few! [and] birthday send # # star]

☘姑娘我真是条汉子~!

这里是美国:
    两个视频聊得很high的婴儿,尽管我们一句也听不懂……婴语好难学[笑cry]tRJtNBhP @华闻周刊 ​​​​
[Two baby video chat very high, although we didnt understand a word... Good baby language difficult to learn [laugh cry] tRJtNBhP @ HuaWen weekly]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

学生来吐槽:
    发明这种巧克力的人脑子里想的都是什么……
tRJHEshY ​​​

[The person who came up with this chocolate what mind is... < br > tRJHEshY]

吐槽学校里的那点破事儿,说出学生的心声。嬉笑怒骂吐槽搞笑信手拈来!原创内容可私信投稿~

每日一狗:
    如果能用目光吃东西的话,估计这些狗子已经把桌子都给啃了……[笑cry]是不是吃货,看眼神就知道了![哈哈] ​​​
[If can use eye to eat, it is estimated that the dog has already put the table to chew... [laughing cry] version, see the eyes! [ha ha]]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗! ♪(´ε`)家里有一只比熊阿布,一只法斗阿兜!

大神说:
    「男女交往中男性的核心竞争力是什么?」 ​​​
[What is the core competitiveness of the male in exchanges between men and women? ​​​]

所发内容均已获得作者授权

人民日报:
    【超干货!手把手教你做出专业级别的PPT![推荐]】无论是学习还是工作,PPT已经成为一种常用工具。你的PPT还是枯燥无聊,直接套用模板吗?普通级别的PPT和专业级别的PPT,主要差别在哪里?设计原则、颜色搭配,文字字体、图片选择......手把手教你做出高大上的PPT↓↓你一定用得到!转发,收藏! ​​​
[The super dry! Taught you how to make professional level PPT! [recommend]] whether study or work, powerpoint has become a commonly used tool. Your PPT or boring, ready-made templates? Common PPT and professional level of PPT, the main difference in where? Design principle, color, text fonts, images, select... Taught you how to make the PPT on the tall left left you must use! Forwarding, collection! ​​​]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

当时我就震惊了:
    极限运动挑战失误合辑,真的是不作死就不会死啊,看的心一颤一颤的。[吃惊] tRJHBpyL ​​​
[Extreme sports challenge error collection, really do not things will not, o death, is the heart of a. [surprised] tRJHBpyL]

深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

泰国零距离:
    你们要的无水印泰国“花痴”狗狗Euro Saurus照片,来码[摊手]。 ​​​
[You need no watermark Thailand anthomaniac dog Euro Saurus photos, to code [stand hand]. ​​​]

泰国不仅仅只有人妖....

新浪娱乐:
    【赵又廷:自嘲长相不够帅 老婆看亲热戏不吃醋】@HERO趙又廷 十分耿直地自嘲长相不够帅,并且大胆表示@杨幂 Man的程度超出他的想象,很好相处,两人在动漫游戏上可以聊一整天。被问到私生活时,赵又廷大曝老婆@高圆圆 也在追剧,不仅看他演亲热戏不吃醋,还嫌弃他对女主角不够好→tRJHEOG ​​​
[[zhao katyn self-mockery looks are handsome enough Wife see affectionate play dont be jealous 】 @ HERO zhao again at the very blunt himself looks not handsome, and daring said @ the extent of the Yang Man out of his imagination, easy going, two people in the animation game can talk all day. Asked about private life, zhao at the large exposure wife @ gao also chasing play, not only to see him play sex scene dont be jealous, also abandon his heroine is not good enough - > tRJHEOG]

新浪娱乐

我与贱客的日常:
    当年怎么没发现,全看演技去了...[doge][笑cry] ​​​
[Hadnt been discovered how, depends on acting skills to the... [doge] [laugh cry]]

各位骚侠,身边有人各种犯贱不?各类爆笑应有尽有,欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

北美吐槽君:
    女朋友喜欢咬指甲,包括脚趾甲... ​​​
[Girlfriend like nail biting, including toenails... ​​​]

吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔:
    哈哈哈,这波很强势![笑cry] ​​​
[Ha, ha, ha, this wave is strong! [laughing cry]]

机智呆逼两基友,爆笑喷饭两冤家!

秋田六千:
    可拼接的猫咪模型,可以完美还原全景模式下运动的猫咪哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈一模一样![笑cry] ​​​
[Model can be spliced cat, can restore perfect panoramic mode movement is the same as cat ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [laughing cry]]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

KrisKingdom翻译组:
    #吴亦凡# 🔥#吴亦凡NBA全明星名人赛# 吴亦凡Instagram更新视频一则:WHAT?!🤔 【哈?!🤔】tRJHurhD
点赞评论链接:tRJHurhD ​​​

[#吴亦凡# 🔥#吴亦凡NBA全明星名人赛# 吴亦凡Instagram更新视频一则:WHAT? ! 🤔 【哈?!🤔】tRJHurhD
点赞评论链接:tRJHurhD ​​​]


吴亦凡多语种翻译组 Multilingual translation group only for Kris Wu. 所有翻译及原创图频禁二改。二传请标明出处。

环球时报:
    【公安部拟将行政拘留执行年龄从周岁降至周岁】公安部日前公布了《治安管理处罚法(修订公开征求意见稿)》,将行政拘留执行年龄从周岁降低至周岁。有专家表示,行政拘留时间短,又没有专业干预措施,无法从根本上解决未成年人实施危害行为的问题,反而可能造成负面影响,既与未成年人保护的方 ​​​
[Administrative detention on the ministry of public security will perform the age of age from fall to] of the ministry of public security recently released the law on public security administration punishments (revised draft) in public, will be implemented in administrative detention age down from age to age. Experts say, administrative detention time is short, and no professional intervention measures, can not fundamentally solve the problem of minors committing the behavior, it may have a negative impact, both with the protection of minors]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

神店买家秀:
    猫的内心是崩溃的,鬼知道我经历了什么?[笑cry] ​​​​
[Cats heart is collapse, who knows what I went through? [laughing cry]]

逛淘宝三年,不如关注我三天!看买家秀,务必关注我!

清华南都:
    成精了,想养只这样的狗狗,又聪明又暖心。[可爱] tRJHugEX . ​​​
[Into a fine, want to have the dog dog, clever and warm heart. [] cute tRJHugEX.]

躬耕于清华的南方都市人,青年人必读的活百科全书,社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

我和宠物的日常:
    柴柴不小心乱尿尿,被主银发现后,柴柴便马上跪地求原谅了。。。这么萌马上就原谅了(*ω\*) tRJHuSo . ​​​
[Wood wood is accidentally pee, main silver discovered, wood wood will kneel to pray forgive... So eruption soon forgave tRJHuSo omega * (*).]

萌化了!( ´-ω ・)▄︻┻┳══━·.`.`.`.欢迎私信投稿, 爆出你跟你家宠物的趣事!公棕V信:whcwdrc

小逗比神吐槽:
    有的驴靠身体、有的驴靠头脑、有的驴跟对了领导!tRMryEz ​​​​
[Some ass on the body, some by mind, some donkeys to lead! tRMryEz]

各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~!

我的前任是个极品:
    震惊!狗狗掉入坑中,喵星人居然做出这种事,男人看了会沉默,女人看了会哭泣。。。[doge]tRJHmoi ​​​
[Shock!!! Dogs fall into the pit, meow star people actually do this thing, man watched silent and watched women cry... [doge] tRJHmoi]

我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!

几米漫画集:
    日子还那么长,
不要遇到一点烦恼就觉得活不下去,
不要因为有人离开就觉得孤单寂寞冷,
谁说的准以后会怎样?
撑不过此时,就不会有未来的美好,
也许,你喜欢的人以后也会喜欢你,
也许你担心再也见不到的人,
下一刻就真的不想再见到。
保持初心,随遇而安。 ​​​

[Days are long, < br > dont encounter a trouble feel cant live, < br > dont feel lonely cold, because some people leave < br > who said that must later? < br > hold but at this point, there will be no future, < br > maybe, you like of the person also like you, < br > maybe you worry about never see, < br > the moment you really want to see. < br > keep in mind, being on land, settle. ​​​]

迷宫般的城市,让人习惯看相同的景物,走相同的路线,到相同的目的地;习惯让人的生活不再变化。

全球奇闻趣事:
    卧槽,终于知道车膜是怎么贴的了![赞] tRJHFRH . ​​​
[Oh my god, finally know how CheMo posted! [who] tRJHFRH.]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。

北美省钱快报:
    爸爸跳芭蕾】父母能为儿女做多少事?一位外国网友评论称:“我愿意为我的孩子做任何事。虽然我家都是儿子,但如果我的女儿希望我和她一起跳芭蕾,我一定会毫不犹豫踮起脚尖和她一起舞蹈”。[心] (视频转自Facebook Unilad) tRJHEHQC . ​​​
[Ballet dancing dad 】 how many things parents can do for their children? A foreign net friend remarked I am willing to do anything for my children. Although my son, but if my daughter hope I and her ballet dancing together, I will not hesitate to stood on tiptoe and dance with her. [heart] (video from Facebook Unilad) tRJHEHQC.]

北美最大消费社区DealMoon主编

陈晓:
    二月二十三,爱奇艺见![doge] ​​​
[On February th, iQIYI see! [doge]]

工作邀约:经纪人李丹,﹣邮箱:Ld@(无事勿扰!谢谢!)

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