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罗玉凤：
友谊始于真诚，终于套路😏😏
[友谊始于真诚，终于套路😏😏 ]

大家好，我是凤姐。工作联系：shanghailuoyufeng@

世界搞笑排行榜：
原来这才是蹲马桶的正确方式。。。我竟然在微博上认真的学习怎么拉屎[笑cry] tRJEyz
[It is the correct way to squat toilet... I was on twitter seriously learning how to move bowels [laugh cry] tRJEyz]

搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、邪恶、亮点内容。合作联系qq

季箐：
有时即使有再多的安慰和指点也没用，能说服和鼓励自己的，还是自己。
[Sometimes even with more comfort and advice again trashy also, to persuade and encourage their own, or myself. ]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】

一句正能量的话：
你发的一切飚都是个屁，没有经济上的独立，就缺少自尊；没有思考上的独立，就缺少自主；没有人格上的独立，就缺少自信。还有，不会说话的人，倔犟的像块石头，心却软得像块豆腐。努力是你的象征，自信是你的资本，微笑是你的标志。无需自作悲悯，更无须刻意讨好，你需要的是自我丰盈与精彩。
[You send all MAO is a fart, there is no economic independence, lack of self-esteem; Without thinking on independence, lack of autonomy; Without the independence of personality, lack of confidence. Also, cant talk, stubborn like a stone, heart is soft like a piece of tofu. Effort is the symbol of you, self-confidence is your capital, a smile is a sign of you. Without the compassion, more do not need to deliberately to please, you need is a rich and wonderful. ]

每早一句正能量的话，治愈一整天。合作加QQ：，备明来意

这微博笑死我了：
王者农药被黑了，辣眼睛哈哈 tRJdKQ
[King of pesticide was dark, spicy eyes ha ha tRJdKQ]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）

崔永元：
我从小爱吃糖葫芦，小时候的理想就是卖糖葫芦，我的好朋友冯仑先生，很支持我实现这个儿时理想，这个年纪，就是要做喜欢做的，并且是从来没做过的事情。
这段日子我专心做喜欢的事，想用诚信精神，打造诚信食品，建设诚信体系。。
我会充分尊重消费者的知情权和选择权，公司知道的消费者就能知道，消费
[I love to eat since childhood sugar-coated berry, the ideal of childhood is to sell sugar-coated berry, my good friend, Mr Feng lun, very support I realize this ideal childhood, the age, we like to do is to do, and is never done. these days I do love attentively, want to use the spirit of integrity, honest and food, the construction of credit system. I will fully respect the consumers right to know and options, companies know that consumers can know, consumption]

搭配师林欣：
一些好看的灯饰会把家装饰的更梦幻
[Some nice lighting will be more dream of home decoration]

你身边的女装搭配师

KTV陪酒13号圣琉璃雪公主：
想看小野和华夫饼单独的故事吗。赞满一千了我就写。有很多脑洞可以用他们身上。
[Want to see a ono and waffles separate stories. Full one thousand I will write. There are a lot of imagination can use them. ]

青春荒唐我不负你，全套包夜八百起。

RyanMateiHsiao：
Little does he know my nickname is Donald. 😜
[他一点也不知道我的昵称是唐纳德。😜]

这不是历史：
【长知识！个唯美文学典故】①倾国倾城：李延年一曲“一顾倾人城，再顾倾人国”成就了受宠的李夫人。②破镜重圆：徐德言与乐昌公主凭国破前各执的半面铜镜终重逢。③凌波微步：曹植描写洛神步态“凌波微步，罗袜生尘”…每个唇齿含香的成语，都有段动人心扉的故事！品读，学习！
[【 long knowledge! A beautiful literary allusions 】 () America laguna Li Yannian a song a lean man city, and then done the achievement suffers bestow favor on Mrs Li. () the pieces xu deyan and princess lechang with the broken before each hold half a face of bronze mirror will meet again. Step x per day () goddess luos describing gait rap with Edison, sox dust... Every idiom, will contain some moving heart story! Read and learn! ]

只要你认真，历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。合作联系QQ：

我的损友是个极品：
在一道大门两侧，两伙儿汪聚众骂骂咧咧，结果，中立的门巧妙地化解了这场争斗！哈哈哈笑死了，这个门一定是故意的！[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]tRJrMEIm
[On both sides of a door, two set of wang all swearing, as a result, the door of the neutral skillfully resolve the fight! Ha ha ha smile dead, the door must be intentionally! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] tRJrMEIm]

私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】

健身减肥班：
【强烈推荐！[来]最火日翘臀组合】最好的臀部练习，你都做对了吗？整套动作下来，对臀部刺激非常明显。每个动作次，坚持一星期，让你的臀部up！up！ up！ [心]tRcXG
[【 strongly recommended! [to] the hottest day boo combination 】 the best practice, hip you do the right thing? A complete set of movements, to hip stimulation is very obvious. Each time, insist on a week, let your hips up! The up! The up! [heart] tRcXG]

优秀健身资讯博主减肥狂人

说给女生听：
生活一旦忙起来
什么情绪也没时间表达了
难过的时候被子一蒙就睡觉
醒来还是继续往前走
[Once the busy life what mood also have no time to express the sad go to bed quilt over my wake up or continue to go forward]

关注我会好运 ♡转发说爱我🌙

米娜：
不要让那些真正对你好的人，慢慢的从你的生活中消失，无论爱情还是友情，都需要经营。
[Dont let those who are really good for you, slowly disappear from your life, no matter love or friendship, need operation. ]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志，提倡日常生活中的实用搭配，自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

我的女友爱囤货：
韩剧里演的兄妹情深其实都是骗人的！这才是正确的兄妹打开方式[笑cry]tRqGi
[In the han play brother and sister feelings are a lie! This is the correct way of brother and sister open [laugh cry] tRqGi]

一个爱囤囤囤又经常吃土的少女约吗？💄公众号IDthj

Houson猴姆：
【猴姆独家】酷！盖·里奇执导、查理·汉纳姆联手裘德·洛魔幻新作《亚瑟王：圆桌骑士》第二支官方【中字】预告片大首播！超多新镜头！查理·汉纳姆扮演的亚瑟王和裘花演的大反派——不列颠君主沃蒂根均亮相！小指头也首次登场哦~~还有更多新角色也出现啦！[酷][爱你]tRJgRWS
[The monkeys sole 】 cool! Directed by guy Ritchie, Charlie Hannah to Jude laws magic book king Arthur knights of the round table the second official in the word trailer premiere! More than a new lens! Charlie Hannah, played by king Arthur and QiuHua play villain - British monarch WoDiGen all appearance! Little finger also debut oh ~ ~ and more new characters appear! Love you [cool] [] tRJgRWS]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

张蓝心zoe：
尚未拥有百毒不侵的内心却提前丧失了热泪盈眶的能力（抄的）[耶][喵喵][耶]
[Dont have it inside of the poison not assault But lose the ability to burst into tears in advance (copy) of [and] [meow] [and]]

成龙电影《十二生肖》主演金像奖最佳新演员提名金鸡百花奖最佳新演员提名华鼎奖最佳新人年跆拳道全国冠军

露水安娜啲收藏：
你的男友曾经做过哪些小举止却让你非常感动，单身狗都感动哭了，你快点出现吧，我攒了好多年的温柔和浪漫，想要快点都给你。
[What your boyfriend once in a small manners make you very touched, single dog was moved to cry, you come soon, I saved up for years of gentle and romantic, want to hurry up to you. ]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【欢迎短句、文章投稿】V信：DewAnna

电影图解师：
《请回答》国语配音，求善宇的心理阴影面积，哈哈哈，笑出腹肌了~~[笑cry] tRxeddwf
[Please respond mandarin dubbing, Michaels psychological shadow area, ha, ha, ha, laugh out of abs ~ ~ [laugh cry] tRxeddwf]

电影图解师各种口味都有欢迎投稿！

长春热门：
#新技能get√# “小狐狸”书签，教学完整版。非常漂酿！叠一个不？🐹 tRJdAwsh
[# # new skills get) fox bookmarks, teaching the full version. Floating wine very much! A dont stack? 🐹 tRJdAwsh ]

热门资讯播报、本地生活专家、新鲜事第一眼、微公益宣传员、正能量传播者！商务合作QQ（VX）：

热美妆师：
学习韩国妹纸眼唇妆搭配
[Labial makeup collocation learning Korean girls eyes]

知名美妆博主合作qq：

1024专员：
恕我直言，这个点还不睡，不是单身狗就是阿森纳Fans[偷乐]
[To tell you the truth, the point is not sleeping, not a single dog is Arsenal Fans [steal joy]]

想做网红的网黄！

大欧洲吐槽君：
“妈妈老是问：你还是不是chu女？”
[Mom asked you are still not chu female? ]

北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接欧洲、英国吐槽。公众号：ouzhoutucao 【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】

哲言心语：
总不能流血就喊痛，怕黑就开灯，想念就联系，疲惫就放空，被孤立就讨好，脆弱就想家，不要被现在而蒙蔽双眼，终究是要长大，最漆黑的那段路终要自己走完。
[Bleeding cant shout pain, fear of the dark, turn on the light, miss contact, exhaustion is empty, please be isolated, vulnerable to home, dont blind eyes, was now is to grow up after all, the dark that eventually want to walk the road. ]

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美图头像馆：
“一派纯真撞上南墙一生热爱回头太难”
[Pure hit the south wall Love life back too difficult]

听说关注我@美图头像馆本月有好运有对象了

Amy素个吃货：
这个世界上还有比雪花秀臻雪水更辣眼睛的吗，我用一次感觉要流三升眼泪
[In this world there are more than snow show snow be hot eyes, I feel to use a three litres of tears flow]

blog：blog.sinazbeatuty；ins：devilamyamy

阿田Justin：
幸福止痛之後....Moov on Happy Friday。
新歌
#MOOV 獨家搶先聽##你哋鍾意正面定側面#?
[Pain after happiness... Moov on Happy Friday. new song < HEADS UP PHONES DOWN > # MOOV exclusive first listen to positive fixed side # # # they like you? ]

經紀人elaine@

老男孩情感语录：
我讨厌在我用心的时候得到的是背叛，我讨厌在我相信别人的时候得到的是离开。
[I hate when I heart get is betrayal, I hate when I believe others get a leave. ]

人生就像蒲公英，看似自由，却身不由己。qq

旅者志：
在西安，有什么地方让你觉得「哪怕只为了吃都值得特地跑一趟」？
[Where in xi an, what makes you think just is worth to eat specially run a trip? ]

华丽视觉盛宴，精彩感动瞬间！（摄影插画旅行文学）合作QQ

喔蛙鱼仔：
我一直都在流浪，可我不曾见过海洋
[I have been wandering, but I had never seen the sea]

🍿️🍔🍟

幽默大爆炸：
你是什么控？！ [doge]
[What are you charged with? ! [doge]]

幽默是我的动力，乐观心态创造美好生活。愿我的笑话为你带来更多欢乐。新qq

家常美食菜谱大全：
【香而不腻的沙江猪脚】吃起来口感脆爽，再淋上用开胃消食的沙姜加上生抽等调料做成的酱汁，沙姜特有的辛香，让猪蹄香而不腻
[The sweet and not greasy ShaJiang pigs knuckle taste palate crunchy, then drizzle with appetizers xiaoshi sand ginger add sauce made of soy sauce and other condiments, sand ginger spice, let pigs sweet and not greasy]