情人节一个人过的点个赞吧。
[A person lead valentines day point a praise. ]
你好，约吗？
曝猛：还在的点个赞......
[Still in a point to praise... ]
能吓到你是我的荣幸
老E_EdmundDZhang：情人节关我什么事，真正心有灵犀的情侣其实并不屑于这个节日🤔因为每天都是情人节[doge]
[情人节关我什么事，真正心有灵犀的情侣其实并不屑于这个节日🤔因为每天都是情人节[doge] ]
(´･_･`)暗中观察 直播间在zhanqi.tvedmunddzhang 一般晚上左右开放 下午有时候也会直播
向佐JackyHeung：情人節快樂
[Happy valentines day!]
chaiwofong：這幾天自拍非常多 很難整理
我就慢慢 亂亂的po了⋯⋯
[Take these days is very hard to arrange more < br > I will slowly thinks Po...]
爺兒們
北美吐槽君：“千万不要我还没有活成她想看到的样子她就没了”
[Dont I havent live into her she didnt want to see the appearance of]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
WEED：没有对象的可以评论一下我，说不定对象找上门了呢！
[No object can comment on me, perhaps seek object! ]
燕雀安知鸿鹄之志
人民网：【通篇只有一个读音的篇文言文，你们读读看】语言学大家赵元任先生曾作奇文《施氏食狮史》，用闽南语等方言阅读它完全没问题，但若用普通话来读，则…（此处省略字）。赵先生作此文，本意是为引证现代汉语拉丁化带来的问题，却不料在后世引发仿作热潮。这些↓↓古今奇文，大家戳图感受一下吧[偷笑]
报道全球 传播中国
花希Hayes：睡前收到一个小朋友发来的照片，看来是得到了喜欢的人。前些天还羞哒哒得造作说不知道怎么表白，今天就已经拥抱在一起拍照了，是好事。单身的人虽说看着心痒，也真的为他高兴。一对对的都是不知经历过多少才能并肩走在一起的情人，爱情那么脆弱经不起摔打考验，情人节这天就不要为难爱情了，尽情造作吧
[Before sleeping, get more photos from a friend, seems like of the person. The other day to return be ashamed anything man made said dont know what to do, do it today already hug together take pictures, is a good thing. Single people while looking at heart itch, also really pleased for him. Pairs are experienced many can shoulder to shoulder together lover, love so fragile not break, valentines day, love is not to embarrass, and artificial]
你看起来很好吃
内裤都笑松了：卧槽，这视频有毒！看完后我居然怀疑我为啥活着，活着有啥用[拜拜]tRMTtvAH
[Oh my god, this video is toxic. I doubt after see why live, I have do [bynum] tRMTtvAH alive]
专业搜索各种搞笑，娱乐，恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ
Daghe：手机前一阵磕出了个坑，起了一个毛刺很扎手。
刚开始非常不习惯，很别扭。摸起来凸出一块，简直让人生气。
手机没修没换，就这样用着。现在发现，这个毛刺用来挠挠手还真不错。有一种异样的舒服。我甚至喜欢起它来。
故事说到这里，是不是要升华一下啦？比如“爱情也是这样”。
去你妈的没事瞎升华。
[Mobile phone before a knock out of a hole, is very prick the hand up a burr. < br > just started very not accustomed to, very uncomfortable. Feels out a piece, it makes people angry. < br > phone repair didnt change, just use. Now found that the burr to scratched hands are really good. There is a kind of strange feeling well. I even like it. < br > < br > story here, if want to sublimate the? So also like love. < br > to your mama be sublimated. ]
中年男人，事业有成。爱好：品茶、花艺、高尔夫、转呼啦圈。
张靓颖：…思美人兮心自香[害羞]
tRJKBDOZ
[... Think beauty xi in the heart (shy), < br > tRJKBDOZ]
Y(#^.^#)Y
领悟人生：时间真好，验证了人心，见证了人性，懂得了真的，明白了假的，没有解不开的难题，只有解不开的心绪。没有过不去的经历，只有走不出的自己。一开始你总是担心会失去谁，可你却忘了问，又有谁会害怕失去你？人生，努力了、珍惜了、问心无愧，如此，甚好。
[Time is really good, and verified the hearts, to witness the human nature, understand the true, understand the false, there is no solution dont open problem, only solution doesnt open mind. Not hard, just only get out of yourself. You always worry about losing who at first, but you forgot to ask, who will fear of losing you? Life is hard, cherish, have a clear conscience, so, very good. ]
微博知名博主
小苍cany：再过几个小时，肯定一波又一波狗粮[抓狂] 哼，皮皮虾，我们走
[In a few hours, wave after wave of dog food certainly [mad] hum, pipi shrimp, lets go]
经纪人邮箱 nono@poppylol，非诚勿扰。
Fashion-Planet：※ Style Icon ※ 美国小哥哥 Julian Mackay，岁就被莫斯科芭蕾舞学院邀请入学，去年夏天刚刚成为圣彼得堡米哈伊洛夫斯基剧院最年轻的芭蕾独舞演员，这古典又精致的面孔简直帅到没天理啊～[色] （cr：julianmackay）
[Does Style Icon does American little brother Julian Mackay, years, and he is invited, Moscow ballet academy last summer has just become st Petersburg mihajlovic, rove, the youngest ballet theatre solo actor, the classical and delicate face is handsome to something ~ [color] (cr julianmackay)]
一颗很时髦的星球。（推广请私信：）
D姑娘早安：因为我爱海，所以你爱浪！ 🙄 祝圣诞快乐！早生贵子！寿比南山！⚡
[Because I love the sea, so you avlight! 🙄 祝圣诞快乐！ Early birth! Live as long as the southern mountain! ⚡]
长得像林黛玉的孙二娘
王威廉：论机器人如何破解验证码。。。[拜拜] tRJAC .
[Theory of robot how to crack captcha... [bynum] tRJAC.]
UC Santa Barbara计算机科学系助理教授、CMU博士 cs.ucsb.edu~william
说给女生听：当你决定不再在乎的时候
生活就好起来了
做好你自己
该吃吃 该睡睡 爱谁谁
[When you decided to no longer care < br > life is getting better and better the < br > do you < br > the eat the sleeping who CARES]
关注我会好运 ♡转发说爱我🌙
灵异圈吐槽君：“凡尔赛宫里的那个人”
大家有类似经历的吗，都来评论里聊聊
[The one in the palace of Versailles < br > everybody have similar experiences, all comments for a chat]
友情提醒，这个博不适合半夜独自观看
辣条娘：据说转发这个明天有情人节礼物收哟🎁
[据说转发这个明天有情人节礼物收哟🎁 ]
【分享美好的事物，转发有趣的东西(ˊᗜˋ*)و】吐槽什么的不要在意细节，我这颗安利你不吃吗( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
搞笑图片会：那些让我们看一次笑一次的动图，哈哈哈哈笑喷了
[Those who let us see a smile a dynamic figure, ha ha ha ha laugh spray]
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淘宝假货店铺曝光：情人节没有性生活的点赞[二哈]
[Valentines day no sex thumb up ,]
（微博太混浊）（转战知乎）（等我回来弄死你）（小号@腿毛等离子烫）
总裁语录：人生要自己选择，由此产生的责任也全部自己承担，这才叫活着。
[To choose their own life, the resulting responsibility also own all, now thats alive. ]
传播商业智慧，分享商界哲学！博主微信：
我是小婊砸儿：睡个JB，起来嗨[阴险][阴险]tRJBKKO
[Get a JB, hi [insidious] [insidious] tRJBKKO]
我这么污，用去污粉也没用( ‘-ωก̀ )
这微博笑死我了：哈哈哈哈爱情的巨轮说沉就沉tRBnGm
[Ha ha ha ha love said the ship sink sink tRBnGm]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）
电影音乐集结号：给女友穿上震动内裤后[阴险]tRJVEaQR .
[To give his girlfriend wear underwear after vibration [insidious] tRJVEaQR.]
合作QQ
四川新闻妹：#昆凌怀二胎#【杰伦：不要狗仔，我的料我自己来】情人节的前夜月日晚，周杰伦晒出一张照片幸福宣布妻子怀二胎，他还一并公布了宝宝的性别。周杰伦晒出一张和昆凌在游艇上度假的照片，照片中周杰伦摆出一副很酷的表情用手指着身旁妻子昆凌的小腹，而昆凌则穿着沙滩装双手抚摸这肚子，能明显看出她小
[# # kunduz LingHuai second child [jay dont paparazzi, I feed myself to 】 on the eve of valentines day night, jay Chou a photo of happiness announced the second pregnancy wife, he also announced the sex of the baby. Jay Chou drying out a ling and kunming on the yacht vacation photos, pictures of jay Chou assumed a cool elder brother wife ling beside expressions with a finger abdomen, and ling in beach hands touch the belly, can clearly see that she is small]
资深媒体、编剧、作家。关于四川的大事、小事、身边事，一切尽在四川新闻妹。企业宣传，新闻发稿、人物专访联系： 邮：@qq
1句实话：即使生活有一千个理由让你哭，你也要找到一个理由让自己笑，因为这就是人生，我们能做的只是让自己更加坚强！
[Even if life have one thousand reasons to make you cry, you also want to find a reason to laugh, because this is life, we can do is let themselves more strong! ]
加QQ ，请标注到访原因！
美食攻略菌：好吃到根本停不下来的种零食！！！ #美食攻略菌#
[Good to dont stop kind of snacks!!!!!! # # food strategy bacteria]
分享美食，分享快乐
李诞：已经不常听人提起银河了
已经没有旧消息了
[Already dont often hear people mention the galaxy < br > there is no old news]
未曾开言我先笑场，笑场完了听我诉一诉衷肠。以前叫自扯自蛋。
安徒生zZ：节日快乐 我牵着你 你莫慌 🤔
[A happy holiday Im holding you NiMoHuang 🤔 ]
我有一堆故事 不知道讲给谁听
人五_：送给对象的情人节礼物是一起搭公交的时候让出了唯一空着的座位。#大方的我#
[Object valentines day gift is by bus together up the only empty seat. # # and easy I]
工作合作请私信，爱我请支持我的支付宝：@qq
罗玉凤：香水是很多人的心爱之物，无事时拿香水往身上喷一喷，特高贵、典雅、上档次！！
那么香水是怎么来的呢？古代欧洲人认为洗澡是生病的源头，因此法国人很多一辈子不洗澡，即使是法国国王路易十六，一辈子也只洗了两次澡。因此为了掩盖自己身上的臭味，他们发明了香水[二哈][二哈]。
古代
[Perfume is many peoples favorite thing in the world, no matter when take a perfume to spray a spray, noble, elegant, grade!!!!! < br > so perfume is come from? Ancient europeans think bath is the source of illness, so the French many lifetime dont take a shower, even the French king Louis xvi, lifetime only wash bath twice. So in order to cover their body odor, they invented the perfume [two ha] [two ha]. < br > the ancient]
大家好，我是凤姐。工作联系：shanghailuoyufeng@
几米漫画美图集：一生自律善良，
自觉没有做过什么对不起人的事儿，
唯一觉得抱歉的是，
给过自己的许多承诺，
到头来没有几个实现过。
[Life good self-discipline, < br > did you do any sorry people consciously, < br > only feel sorry for that, < br > gave his own many promises, < br > in the end few achieve. ]
有没有那么一段话让你想起一个人，一个故事，一段岁月。
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