我这圪蹴，像不像一枚正宗的西安女子呀🤓
[我这圪蹴，像不像一枚正宗的西安女子呀🤓 ]
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我的损友是个极品：「你看到我们跟大陆的对比，你不会害怕吗？」这是见过世面的人才会说的话，大陆已经不是以前的大陆了！[赞][赞][赞]tRJuCZx
[You see we contrast with the mainland, wouldnt you scared? This been around talent you will say, the mainland has not mainland before! [who] [who] [who] tRJuCZx]
私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】
人民日报：【感人短片：“Mind The Gap”】伦敦地铁背后的故事，一位白发老人常年坐在地铁站里，却从来不上车，直到某一天...“温暖的世界，我们都爱着别人，也被世界爱着”[心]tRJggw @GirlLog
[【 touching film Mind The Gap 】 The story behind The London underground, a white-haired old man sitting in a subway station all The year round, but never get on The bus, until one day... The warmth of the world, we are in love with someone else, love was also the world tRJggw @ GirlLog [heart]]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
冷笑话精选：一位爸爸把自家宝宝打扮成了小黄人玩……哈哈哈简直被那句 Im okay 给萌翻了！[笑cry]tRJOOHf
[A father put our baby dress became yellow people play... Ha ha ha can be that Im okay to sprout to turn over! [laughing cry] tRJOOHf]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
全球热门搜罗：如何提升逼格，卧槽，新技能get√
[How to promote pretend bility, good heavens, get new skills)]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
神店通缉令：你跟我说这是.....煎....煎饼果子？？
[You told me this is... Fried... Pancake fruit?? ]
微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了
小野妹子学吐槽：如果你看到女孩子是这样自拍P图的，那么真相一定是……扎铁了[拜拜]
[So if you see a girl take P figure, so must be the truth... Plunge into the iron [bynum]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
作家崔成浩：就是她！
[Is she! ]
心系平壤，从未离开。工作联系：cuichenghao@vip.
逗元帅：啧啧啧，我们台湾同胞还是有不少明白人的嘛[思考]tRJOlxou
[Tut tut, our Taiwan compatriots there are still many human [thinking] tRJOlxou]
私信我，说你想说
張震嶽：開會中。 #兄弟本色日落黑趴#（来自tRJOnOn）APP下载地址：tRcndk
[In the meeting. # # brothers ecru sunset black lie prone (from tRJOnOn) APP download address tRcndk]
我只是個平凡人，只是上帝給我創作的天賦，我感謝祂，也感謝你們，所以我是幸運，願這幸運同大家分享，這樣我會更快樂的。
我的前任是个极品：#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
央视新闻：【请将这个动作转给更多人！少一个人受伤！】网上热传荷式开门法：左驾用右手开车门，右驾左手开。上海交警证实，这样使上半身随之转动，可避免视觉盲区，减少事故。女孩骑车经过路边的轿车，司机突然开车门，女孩被撞倒，瞬间惨遭另一辆车碾压头部身亡…类似事故不止一次！转！tRJNwJtO
[【 please send this to more people! One less injured!] Open online heat transfer Dutch left driving with his right hand drive door, right before the left hand. Shanghai traffic police confirmed that such to rotate the upper body then, can avoid visual blind area, reduce accidents. Girl riding through the side of the road car, the driver suddenly the door of the drive, the girl was knocked down, instantly killed another car rolling head... Similar accidents more than once! Turn! tRJNwJtO]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
笑话：认识它的人是不是都已经结婚了[委屈]
[Those who know it isnt have married [wrong]]
笑话菌，你每天的益生菌！！！ 欢迎投稿！合作互推Q
神回复吐槽帝：《戴上耳机，整个世界都是你的》完整版，[笑cry] 哈哈哈哈看的我尴尬症都犯了！tRJOHJTV
[Put on headphones, the whole world is your full version, ha ha ha ha see smile to cry, I embarrassed disease are made! tRJOHJTV]
爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~！
我的笑点又低了：国外的一位粑粑把自家的小宝贝打扮成了小黄人，太Q了！那句 Im okay ，真是萌翻惹！[喵喵]tRZkOCR
[A foreign BaBa dressed her baby became yellow, too Q! That Im okay. What turn to provoke! [meow] tRZkOCR]
( ﹁ ﹁ )一只笑点极低的博主，?.? ≡(▔﹏▔)≡推广合作请加qq
娱乐情报媛：不不不。。不是啊，这个按钮脏了，我就想擦一下。。。[笑cry]#微博爆料# tRJOHYw
[No, no, no... Not ah, this button is dirty, I just want to clean the... [laughing cry] # weibo report # tRJOHYw]
新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦，接好了，憋烫着了～
我Hold不住了：国外一位网友嫌弃他家的洗衣机噪音很大，拿来吉他合作一曲，洗衣机：卧槽，你居然能跟上我的节奏……[笑cry] tRJsXW .
[Foreign abandon his washing machine noise is very big, a netizen to guitar cooperation, washing machine oh my god, you can keep up with my rhythm... [laughing cry] tRJsXW.]
一个爱生活的吃货~
我和表妹的极品事：傅园慧跟随贝爷野外探险，吃了两条虫子，结果洪荒少女爆发了，卧槽，表情太魔性了,看得贝爷都懵逼了[笑cry]tRJShACC
[Fu Yuanhui wild adventure with Mr Ye, tasted two worms, conceptions of girl broke out as a result, oh my god, look too ones, to see Mr Ye meng force [laugh cry] tRJShACC]
走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q
wu2198：提前写了明天的策略，记得给个回贴，是好人请回贴！tRJOYcL
[Wrote ahead of tomorrows strategy, remember to give a post, is a good man? Please reply! tRJOYcL]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
中国新闻网：#小新在直播#【“共享汽车”靠谱吗？小新带你实地感受！[围观]】在“共享单车”红遍各大城市的时候，最近新一波“共享汽车”热也在悄然升温！不过也有人担忧：共享汽车价格高不高？遇到事故麻烦不麻烦？停车、加油怎么收费？今天，小新就带大家亲身体验一次共享汽车！戳↓围观 tRJOODyZ .
[# # small new live in the sharing on? Small new field you feel! [watch]] in Shared cycling popular in big cities, recently a new wave of sharing hot also quietly rising in! But some concerns car share price high is not high? Accident trouble dont trouble? Encourage parking, what about the charge? Today, small new car will take you to experience a Shared! Stamp left onlookers tRJOODyZ.]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
含笑步步颠：新娘子霸气侧漏哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[笑cry] tRJOHJHv
[A proud bride sliding sideways ha ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh cry tRJOHJHv]
原创搞笑视频段子
搭款师：唐嫣 街拍 随性洒脱，简约大方，给糖糖点个赞
[Tiffany tang street snap with free and easy, simple and easy, give sugar sugar some praise]
✿ 这里是你的私人搭配师，关注这里，分享美丽，留住快乐！✿
让你变幽默：孩子为你点赞！我们虽然穷，但我们不去偷，不去抢。。。瞬间，瞬间戳动泪点.. [心]#幽默君搞笑视频# tRJOHJTF
[The child thumb up for you! Though we are poor, but we dont steal not to rob... Moment, the instant poked moving tears.. [heart] # # you use funny video tRJOHJTF]
让你变幽默，欢乐每一天，无图不微博，么么哒
英式没品笑话百科：马来西亚警方：「受害者家属请你冷静点……你这么一直笑我们没办法做笔录」
——nanshenjing
[Police in Malaysia the victims family please calm down... you laughed so we cant do the record < br > < br > - nanshenjing]
奇怪笑点与百无禁忌
女神小课堂：个侮辱观众智商的台词，也是我看过最逗比的。。请开始你们的表演[笑cry][笑cry] #秀个假恩爱# tRJKNRzT
[IQ insult the audiences lines, also is the most funny than I have ever seen. Please proceed with your performance [laugh cry] [laugh cry] # # show a false love tRJKNRzT]
听说，关注我的姑娘都变女神了。合作QQ
新浪上海：#东航客机迫降俄罗斯# 【[话筒]伦敦至上海客机因技术故障迫降俄罗斯机场】据俄罗斯卫星网报道，俄罗斯叶梅利亚诺夫国际机场发言人列奥卡季娅∙马特维耶娃表示，中国东方航空公司伦敦至上海的航班空客A-，在俄克拉斯诺亚尔斯克附近的该机场实施了紧急迫降。该飞机上载有名乘客和名机组人员。
[# # China Eastern airlines passenger aircraft landing Russia [[microphone] London Airport to Shanghai aircraft landing due to technical fault Russia 】 according to the Russian satellite network reported that the Russian leaves the ideas international airport, A spokesman for the column oqa JiYa, matt d she said, China Eastern airlines flight from London to Shanghai airbus A - in the near the Russian krasnoyarsk carried out an emergency landing at the airport. The aircraft upload famous passengers and crew members. ]
创新生活、逐浪上海、放眼世界。新浪眼，看社会，为上海人民服务。 上海的大事、小事、贴心事、烦心事，浪申君欢迎您第一时间私信或者@我们！
北京人不知道的北京事儿：#北京事儿#【[衰]】@十一郎_Charles ：地铁号线，北京的夏天终于来了。。。
[# # [[failure]] about Beijing @ lang _Charles metro line, in Beijing in the summer is finally here... ]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
日本零君：日本周刊杂志曝出生田斗真与女星清野菜名立春节气前往东京都内的寿司店约会用餐，频繁约会并被曝出半同居感情甜蜜，从之前周刊杂志报道交往的时间计算，二人交往已有一年半！
[Japanese weekly magazine had born Tian Dou spring throttle to truth and actress, as the name in the Tokyo sushi date meals, frequent dating and had a half living feelings sweet, from previous weekly magazine reported exchanges of computing time, two people already had a year and a half! ]
日本动漫，日本娱乐，日本美食，日本美景，日本趣闻，图文转自网络，欢迎关注【零君】。
momo酱也是徐老师：这么久了，依然没有一个ssr。。。绝望中想问一下：夜叉，烟烟罗，白童子，般若，鬼女红叶，里面有哪个值得养的吗？
[So long, is still not a SSR... Desperate want to ask hag, cigarette smoke, white boy, prajnaparamita, ghost female red leaves, with which is worth keeping inside? ]
工作接洽助理小咩，微信号xiaomie
YouTube精选：有一个挺珍贵的金正男英文采访视频。。。这是在金正恩继任不久之后，金正男就明确表达了“不太想继任，对政治不感兴趣。”——相比于金正恩，在苏联瑞士日本等国都有生活或留学经验的金正男，是一个很“西化”的人，从他流畅的英文对话也看得出来。。。 @华闻周刊 tRJPULa
[Have a very precious Kim jong-nam English interview video... This is soon after Kim jong UN, succession, Kim jong-nam explicitly expressed doesnt want to succeed, is not interested in politics. Yu Jinzheng compared - well, in the Soviet union countries such as Japan, Switzerland, Kim jong-nam, with life or study abroad experience is a very the person of westernization, from his fluent English dialogue also I can see you... @ HuaWen weekly tRJPULa]
QQ： 小号captain波
小逗比神吐槽：把圆周率用钢琴弹出来是一种什么样的体验？tRJoIc
[The PI with piano come out is a kind of what kind of experience? tRJoIc]
各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~！
电影好好看：李光洙的《心里的声音》，一家人发誓要讲英文“的梗，真是看一次笑一次[笑cry] tRJCdVY
[Wonderful radio of the voice of the heart, the family has vowed to speak English terrier, really see a smile a laugh cry tRJCdVY]
没事喜欢看电影 合作： 公众号：Goodvoice 推荐电影或电影资源也许有你喜欢的
iPanda熊猫频道：这是老娘亲生的娃？抱起来好不称手，算了……[doge][doge]
[This is the old niang biological Eva? Not according to the hand, holding him forget it... [doge] [doge]]
（live.ipanda）关注我以后你们就是我的人了！在这里我是团长你们是饭团，团长爱饭团么么哒~
人民网：【老太要求个女儿赡养遭拒绝 女儿：她不尽责】岁的范女士离过次婚，独自生活。有两个女儿，但并未抚养过。近些年，范女士疾病缠身，眼看积蓄要花光，个女儿拒绝赡养。范女士将女儿诉至法院，索取医药费和生活费。法院：有赡养义务，每人每月负担元生活费。（现代金报）tRJysRV
[The old lady asked a daughter support refused to daughter she was not responsible 】 ms fei left time marriage, at the age of living alone. Have two daughters, but not raised. In recent years, ms van ill, see their savings to spend, a daughter refused to support. Ms van will daughter appeal for medical and living expenses. The court have their parents-in-law, burden yuan per person, per month. () modern tRJysRV]
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