好可爱的小⃣️，守护着姐姐[悲伤]
谢谢各位出版商的邀请，请期待
[Good lovely little ⃣ ️, guarded the sister [sad] < br > thank you all for the publishers invitation, please look forward to]
一個穿防彈衣的廣告排！
思想聚焦：说的没错。[微笑]
[Right. [smiles]]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一妹子回到家就震惊地发现，家里长辈精心装饰的日本传统娃娃，被猫咪弄成了这样，而且只有公主受害了...可能猫咪觉得自己是唯一的小公举吧[拜拜]
[Island is shocked to find a sister returned home, the home elder elaborately decorated traditional Japanese doll, became such by the cat, and only the princess to suffer... Cats may think he is the only little public election [bynum]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
_董大力：蕾蕾问我，为什么老崔爸爸天天陪我，你只有《爸爸去哪儿》才陪我。董爸爸想告诉你，虽然我不是你第一个爸爸，但你永远是我第一个女儿。好久不见这三个宝宝都长大了许多，但依然还是那熟悉的感觉。👧👦👦
[She she asked me, why old cui dad with me every day, you only where dad with me. Dong dad want to tell you, though Im not your dad first, but youll always be my first daughter. Long time no see the three babies are grown up a lot of, but still the familiar feeling. 👧👦👦 ]
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冷笑话精选：一看就是曾经被玻璃门伤害过的孩纸……心疼[笑cry]
[A look is have been hurt by the glass door of the child... Love [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
平安北京：这张图，比身后故宫的景色还要美！
[Behind this picture, than the Forbidden City scenery more beautiful! ]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
英国报姐：岁的波兰女学生Dagmara 长期饱受着同学们的霸凌和歧视，在最美好的年纪，这个美丽的女孩选择在学校的洗手间里上吊自杀。校园霸凌的悲剧总是在重复上演，而很多人的内心并未敲响警钟。
[Dagmara long-term Poland at the age of female students suffer from students of bullying and discrimination, at the best age, choose this beautiful girl in the school bathroom commit suicide by hanging suicide. The tragedy of campus bullying is always repeated, and a lot of peoples heart did not alarm. ]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
治愈系心理学：一个老奶奶被街头舞者邀请跳舞，刚开始真的担心她腿脚不好，没想到起舞之后，围观群众都被惊呆了。太厉害了[good]。分享~ #低调炫技#
tRJgVQHp
[An old lady was street dancers invited to dance, just began to really worry about her ability to walk is not good, after unexpectedly dance, spectators were stunned. Too much [good]. Share ~ # low technique # < br > tRJgVQHp]
治愈系，一种平静后舒畅的感觉！情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。
极品爆料王：hhhhh心疼黑人小哥三秒。。。。求小哥的心理阴影面积。。。[笑cry]#低调炫技# tRJFERLf
[HHHHH love black little elder brother three seconds... O brother psychological shadow area... [laugh cry] # # low key technique tRJFERLf]
你开心就好
北京人不知道的北京事儿：【养头猪当宠物是什么体验？[猪头]】“五花”是北京姑娘丸子饲养的一只宠物猪，身形如普通猪大小。它有自己的房间，自己的床和衣柜，就像公主一样备受呵护。tRJgHw 如果让你养一只宠物猪，你最需要克服的是？
[Pigs as pets is what experience? [head]] all is the Beijing girl balls raising a pet pig, such as ordinary pig size size. It has its own room, your bed and chest, like the princesss care. TRJgHw if let you keep a pet pig, is it you most need to overcome? ]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
马思涵涵要长胖：#美图t自拍盛典#好了好了 我来发图啦！看看这是谁啊？今年为了不让这矮子出丑我蹲着点吧 所以这次发布会最帅的是？雪中的马思涵是…？[爱你]
[# # won t take festival good good Ill send figure! Look at this is who? In order not to make a fool of the dwarf I squat down this year So the conference is the most handsome? The Ma Sihan snow is... ? Love you []]
新浪娱乐：#午间话题#日韩国釜山东西大学的入学仪式上，校长和教授们亲自为新生洗脚，以表达对学生的关爱[doge]这……要是脚臭就尴尬了[拜拜]你喜欢这样的“关爱”吗？
[# # topic at noon in the college admission ceremony, busan things principals and professors personally wash feet for the freshmen, to express love and care for students [doge] this... Embarrassed if only smelly feet [bynum] do you like this love? ]
新浪娱乐
段子楼：你们的良心不会痛吗？
[Your conscience wont hurt? ]
段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：
刘昊然turbo：最近天气转凉 大家要多穿衣服呀[馋嘴]
[Recently the weather turns cold We should wear more clothes ah [available]]
北京舞蹈学院附中级歌舞班
人民日报：【不管你的母校还在不在，这枚校徽都值得永久珍藏[心]】该来的总归要来！中国军校将经历一次前所未有的巨变、阵痛和涅槃。盖子即将揭开，尘埃就要落定。处于这个特殊历史坐标上的你，此刻是一种什么样的心境？走近这面“校徽墙”，记起令你魂牵梦绕的母校。有你心仪的军校吗？@军报记者
[Regardless of your Alma mater, is still not in, this school crest is worth the permanent collection [heart]] always want to come to this! Chinese military academy will experience an unprecedented change, pain, and nirvana. The lid is opened, the dust settles. In this special historical coordinate you, at the moment is a kind of what kind of mood? Approached the crest wall, remember what I make you miss Alma mater. Have you the right point? @ JunBao reporter]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
生活小智慧：【视频丨柯基狗狗太老了不能走动】在生命的最后时刻主人去带他看了雪景，简直泪奔！[泪] tRJDwED
[【 video 丨 corgi dog is too old cant walk 】 in the last moment of life master to take him to see the snow, it tears! [in] tRJDwED]
发现，创意，让生活变得多姿多彩起来！| 合作QQ：
央视新闻：【老人雪中摔倒 路人脱衣帮取暖】今天，西安雪后气温骤降，路面湿滑。一位岁老人出门路上摔倒，身体发抖。多位路人停下脚步，有人为老人撑伞，有人双手垫在老人身下，有人回家取棉衣盖在老人身上，保持体温……直到赶来，老人被抬上车。目前老人已脱离危险。向好心人致敬。（央视记者陈武）
[The old man in the snow fall Passers-by strip for heating 】 today, xi an temperatures plummet, after the road is slippery. One - year - old man go out on the road down, the body trembling. Many passers-by stop, someone carries an umbrella for the old, someone hands pad in the old man body, someone take cotton-padded clothes cover in the elderly home, stay warm... Until to the old man was carried on. The old man is out of danger. Salute to the man. (CCTV reporter Chen wu)]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
五岳散人：有些媒体纯他妈没事找事。
共享单车押金用途关你鸟事？那是正当商业行为。
你们要真的有胆子或者闲得蛋疼，怎么不去追问一下公交卡押金的下落、用途，以及获利去了哪里？
[Some media pure fucking go looking for trouble. < br > Shared cycling use none of your bird matter the deposit? That is a legitimate business practices. < br > do you have to really have the courage or very boring, how dont go to ask the whereabouts of the public transportation card deposit, purpose, and profit gone? ]
安心真好，绿腰生活：lvyaolife.taobao 家具木器店：wuyuesanren.taobao?儒匪窝 古董文玩店：rufeiwo.taobao
口袋英语：【第一视角：感受大自然的力量】这船真的是会说翻就翻，看完我决定不当海贼王了。。[微笑]tRygJc
[The first perspective the power of nature the ship is really a will say turn it, after I decided to one piece.. [smiles] tRygJc]
唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋 ！合作QQ：
韩国me2day：为什么手机锁屏照片一定要用明星[偷笑]
[Why the phone lock screen photos must use star [laugh]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
史上第一最最搞：那些曾经被玻璃门深深伤害过的宝宝们，心疼[笑cry]
[Those who once deeply hurt by the glass door babies, love [laugh cry]]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
Happy张江：哈哈哈哈一本正经讲道理，超萌小女孩和妈妈说：麻麻你把我养这么大，还打我，如果你说了，我不停，你也要好好说啊，你不能打人呀~这套路可以！[偷笑]#低调炫技#
tRJFRsaZ
[Ha ha ha ha really serious reason, super of the little girl and her mother said mommy you to raise me so big, the also beat me, if you say, I cant stop, you also is better to say, you cant hit people ah ~ this routine can! [laughing] # low technique # < br > tRJFRsaZ]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
张智尧-ken：#电视剧三生三世十里桃花#
去了趟凡间优酷发现。。。。。。[黑线][黑线][黑线][黑线][黑线]太混乱了！[黑线]我还是回桃林酿酒吧[黑线]
[# series junior iii li, peach blossom # < br > the trip to earth youku found... [the black] [black line] [black line] [black line] [black line] too chaos! The black I still back to Chen wine-making [black line]]
关于影视工作联络方式请电： 【阿立】 「阿良：」 非诚勿扰。谢谢 ！！
这里是美国：超强编发教程，家里有女儿的赶快MARK起来~tRxGGCOK
[Super spread the tutorial, the home has a daughter to MARK up ~ tRxGGCOK]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
头条新闻：#视野#【杨振宁：翁帆是上帝给我的最后一个礼物】两位科学家放弃外籍转为中科院院士，有人讥为“回国养老”。人民日报说无需持偏见，什么时候回国都不晚，国之瑰宝理应受到礼遇。有关杨振宁的非议，多集中在他与翁帆婚姻上，不妨看看这段视频：幸不幸福是两个人的事，何必苛责？tRJFhPp
[View # # 【 Yang zhenning wongfan is god to give me the last gift 】 two foreign to academician of Chinese academy of sciences, scientists to give up, someone think of as home endowment. The Peoples Daily said without prejudice, when it is never too late to return home, the treasure of the deserves courtesy. About Yang zhenning, more focus on him and weng marriage, might as well take a look at this video luckily not happiness is two people thing, why hard on? tRJFhPp]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
YOYO是条汪：家里十几级楼梯，每天爬十遍。
锻炼身体，保卫祖国！ tRJFmpWh .
[Home dozen stairs, climbing ten times every day. < br > < br > exercise, defend the motherland! TRJFmpWh.]
世界小汪。 你永远也不懂，长腿腊肠狗的忧桑。。
王志安：杨振宁岁迎娶岁的翁帆，和你有啥关系？你不喜欢？人家翁帆又没说要嫁给你，为啥要你喜欢？你喜欢人家也看不上你呀。这事就是别人的私事儿，私事儿的分际就是，如果不涉及公共利益，不要在公共场合随意评论。这是教养也是美德。
[Weng, Yang zhenning, married, and you have what relation? You dont like? Somebody else weng didnt say to marry you, why do you like? Do you like the somebody else also despises you ah. It is other peoples personal things, personal things in the essay is, if it does not involve the public interests, do not randomly in public comments. This is breeding is also a virtue. ]
用冰冷的理性温暖世界。微信公号：QQ
正常人办不出这种事儿：普京：听说我在中国成了网红？最后两张笑炸了哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Putin I heard that I become red in the net in China? The last two Fried smile ha ha ha ha ha ha]
本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』
电视剧三生三世十里桃花：#电视剧三生三世十里桃花#【幕后花絮】桃花杂志创刊以来第一位男演员上封！预售万册一秒售罄！更有姑姑牌四海八荒最强人肉鼓风机~一言不合就尬舞，那叫一个飘逸！[坏笑]@杨幂 @HERO趙又廷 @小Hummer张艺瀚 tRJFKDJC #白浅夜华开车# #我在看三生#
[# # show junior iii miles peach [k] peach blossom since the first letter on the first actor! Open to booking a second copies sold out! Aunt more brand all eight strongest wild meat blower ~ a word not full dance, that call a elegant! [laugh] @ Yang mi @ HERO zhao and katyn @ small Hummer Zhang Yihan tRJFKDJC # white light night driving China # # # I was at the met]
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一主人闲来无事，给自家狗狗贴上了漫画大粗眉，瞬间画风就上天了……狗狗都重新认识了自己，感觉从未如此帅气过[doge]
[Island a master spare nothing, to give his dog with a comic big bushy eyebrows, instant style is heaven... Dogs are rediscovering yourself, the feeling has never been so handsome [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新京报：【数亿元共享单车押金去哪了！？这背后的水好深……】以摩拜为例，去年月活跃用户.万人，押金超亿。押金充进去容易退起来难，在一充一退的时间差里，这庞大的资金做什么呢？在不在监管灰色地带？有评论说，共享单车属租赁行业？其实人家是做金融的！有专家认为，单车平台收取押金的规则属于格式
[Hundreds of millions of dollars to share bike deposit go!? Behind the deep water well... 】 In the case of the worship, active users last month. Ten thousand people, the deposit chaoyi. Easier to charge the deposit in back up, in a charge back time lag, this huge money do? In regulatory gray zone? Critics said, Shared bicycle rental industry? In fact the somebody else is doing the financial! Some experts believe that bike platform for the rules of the deposit belongs to format]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
六小龄童：踏雪潘家园，快到通天河了……[呲牙][握手][耶]
[Panjiayuan, through the snow to the tongtian river... [yi tooth] [shake hands] [and]]
本名章金莱，学校讲演邀请：jiangwei_china@，六小龄童签名书店：httpsshop.taobao?spm=ar....hhLe。
新闻晨报：【这是一个充满回忆的视频！[泪]】林俊杰，蔡依林，罗志祥，S.H.E，王力宏，张韶涵，潘玮柏，王心凌，孙燕姿，梁静茹，F，萧亚轩，飞儿乐队，李宇春，周杰伦，周笔畅，分钟首歌，每一首都让人泪奔，每一首都代表着回不去的青春！有点长，建议大家先马后听！[心]tRMtCXI
[This is a video full of memories! [tears]] jj Lin, jolin tsai, show, S.H.E, wang lee hom, Angela, pan wilber, cyndi wang, stefanie sun, fish leong, F, elva hsiao, fiy, li yuchun, jay Chou, zhou bichang, minute song, every capital, let a person tears, every capital represents the youth back to not go to! A little longer, it is recommended that you first a horse after listen to! [heart] tRMtCXI]
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英式没品笑话百科：刚才楼道里捡了一百块钱，本来还挺开心的，仔细一看，他比我还开心…
——twiiter mchobits
[Just picked up one hundred dollars in the corridor, was still pretty happy, careful see, he is happy than I am... < br > < br > - twitter McHobits]
奇怪笑点与百无禁忌
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