冷笑话精选：
@睡不着图书馆就只是变了而已@故事馆长对外不伤人，对内不伤己@阿莫学长频率相似才是朋友@豆瓣酱bot是的，所以要好好爱自己疼自己！自己快乐才是最重要的！
[The library was just changed @ @ sleep story, director of foreign dont hurt, internal do not hurt yourself @ @ amor senior frequency is similar friends broad bean paste with bot yes, so want to have a love hurt yourself! Enjoy yourself is the most important thing!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
天猫：
“要过年啦！”听到这句话每个人的心里都会亮一下吧，一年到头，奔波忙碌，但幸好总有值得期待的事情，时间到了，就会发生。（声音出演：@TFBOYS-易烊千玺）#天猫年货节来了# #新年更有新期待#。 tAJLgKI
[To the Chinese New Year! Hear this sentence in every mans heart will be bright, year in and year out, busy, but fortunately, there are always worth waiting for, time is up, will happen. (voice in @ TFBOYS - Jackson) # Tmall Spring Festival to the new look forward to # # # is more in the New Year. tAJLgKI]
喵~理想生活上天猫！
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@宇宙黑洞回想年长期、持续持股茅台股亲历说明，对茅台股价“分外妖娆”的美好时刻，都是经过无数次的“妖魔鬼怪”的过程经历后获得的！只有你承受无数次的艰辛，每一次都以平常心、平静心藐视一切，精力放在企业的动态和你的判断，坚信、永恒的坚持，才能不被浮躁的市场情绪被打倒，最后你会
[@ the universe black hole back in the long-term, sustained shareholding maotai shares experience shows that the maotai shares particularly enchanting beautiful moments, is after numerous monsters acquired experience after the process of! Only you bear the hardships of countless times, each time with common heart, calm heart despise all, focus on the dynamics and your judgment of the enterprise, believes that, the eternal insist, can not be blundering mood is down, you will in the end]
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[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
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优酷：
#被甄芯霸气反击叶彩薇爽到# 在追#网剧家族荣耀# 的i港剧er们在吗？这段甄芯被叶彩薇诬陷后，疯狂打脸叶彩薇的剧情值得反复二刷的程度！有理有据、逻辑清晰的反驳实在是看得人太爽了~甄芯不愧是你，你不当CEO谁当CEO？[doge]
[Swagger back Ye Caiwei cool to # # by zhen core chasing glory family # # net play of the I er in Hong Kong dramas? After this period of zhen xin is Ye Caiwei framing, crazy Ye Caiwei plot is worth over two dozen face to brush the extent of the! Justified, clear logical counter is see person too cool ~ zhen core is not the kui is a you, who do not CEO as CEO? [doge]]
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新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#【#怎么预防感染幽门螺旋杆菌# [思考]】#预防感染幽门螺旋杆菌要做到这点# ：、餐具消毒、分餐。、不吃生食或太烫的食物。、不要“口对口”喂饭。、及时洗手、清洁口腔。、高危人群应定期体检。具体来说，应每~年进行一次胃镜检查。tAJLjPcC
[# # # the night big understand [how to prevent infection of pylorus helix bacili # [thinking]] to do that # # to prevent infection helicobacter pylori, tableware disinfection, the dinning. And dont eat the food of raw or too hot. And dont fed mouth. , in a timely manner to wash their hands, mouth clean. , high-risk groups should be regular physical examination. In particular, should be a gastroscope inspection every ~ years. tAJLjPcC]
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ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 人都是挣扎着活下来的。——路内《慈悲》
[# the night ZAKER# people are struggling to survive. - in the road compassion]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 说一说你工作前与工作后最大的变化是什么？
[# # say you good night family before work and what is the biggest change after work? ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
高山流水遇知音？大爷对着鸵鸟吹口琴，鸵鸟听琴跳舞，看得有点感动~tAJLHUHq
[Mountain stream meet bosom friend? Big ye to the harmonica ostrich, ostrich listen to piano dance, a little touched ~ tAJLHUHq]
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