冷笑话精选：
这就叫主动找抽吧[作揖] tAJqmVfq
[This is called active find smoke [bowing] tAJqmVfq]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
带#家庭必备年货清单# 话题，从多个角度如【家庭必备年货有哪些、辞旧迎新大扫除如何做、新年家居氛围如何装扮、新年全家旅行地有哪些推荐、出行安全注意事项……】参与分享讨论[馋嘴]
[With family essential necessities list # # topics, from various angles such as the family how to do, what are the essential necessities, new cleaning household atmosphere how to dress up in the New Year, New Years family travel to recommend what, travel security considerations... 】 Participate in discussion [available]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：
小短腿雪上竞速，喵星人遥遥领先……猫拉雪橇以后将成为主流！ tAJqnDvF
[Little short legs snow racing, meow star far ahead... After sled cats will become mainstream. tAJqnDvF]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：
#SCA新浪年度车# 新浪年度车【微博人气大奖】投票开始啦！第弹！A级新能源车入围的两名选手你更喜欢谁？“投票并转发”本条微博，将抽出名小伙伴儿送上[礼物]元京东卡+虎浪吉祥物[弗莱见钱眼开]作为新年礼物[] tAJqnlm tAJqnef
[# SCA sina annual car # sina annual microblogging popularity award voting began 】! The first bomb! A level of new energy vehicles for two players who do you prefer? Vote and forward the weibo, this article will take a small partners to [present] yuan jingdong card + sea tiger mascot [frye greed] as a New Year gift [] tAJqnlm tAJqnef]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑：
【#男孩厕所里做卷子在大腿上演算# 网友：只要想学哪里都是战场】月日，河南郑州，高女士发现自己家的儿子在上厕所的时候拿着卷子，在大腿上演算数学题。高女士称，疫情原因儿子在家上网课，自己看到他在大腿上演算之后也很吃惊的。网友：省时又省纸，只要想学哪里都是战场。 tAJqUlf
[【 # boy do toilet paper in the thigh is # netizen as long as want to learn where is a battlefield] month day, henan zhengzhou, high woman found his home at the time of the toilet with the son of examination paper, at the thigh is math. High, says ms outbreak reason son online course at home, after see him himself in the thigh is also very surprised. Net friend saving time and paper, as long as want to learn where is the battlefield. tAJqUlf]
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平安北京：
【北京疾控提醒您】倡导在京过年，坚持常态化防控，不放松@北京市疾病预防控制中心
[Beijing CDC reminds you advocate in the Beijing New Years day, adhere to the normal control, not relax @ Beijing municipal center for disease control and prevention]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#被姐夫投百草枯女孩发声#：我要坚强地活下去】月日中午，百草枯中毒换肺女孩萌萌发声致谢所有好心人。萌萌说：“我是萌萌，感谢各位爷爷奶奶、叔叔阿姨、哥哥姐姐对我的帮助，是你们把我从鬼门关救了出来，给了我第二次生命。所以呢，我要坚强、所以我要上学，我要坚强地活下去！以此来报答所有
[【 # # was brother-in-law for paraquat girl voice I want strong to survive] month day at noon, paraquat poisoning in lung girl of germination thanks all good people. Meng said I am MOE MOE, thank you for your grandpas grandmother, uncle aunt, brother elder sister to my help, you saved me from death and gave me a second chance at life. So, I want to be strong, so I want to go to school, I want to be strong to survive! In order to repay all]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
南方都市报：
【山东男子看电视认出失散年母亲 电视台直播男子接母亲回家】#山东男子电视认母DNA鉴定确是母子##看齐鲁频道认亲男子接母亲回家#
[The shandong man watching TV recognize separated years mother mother home TV man 】 mother # man in shandong TV to recognize DNA identification is mother and son # # # mother home watching channel of qilu endeavoured man]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
冷笑话精选：
真好@文科班校花酱太美好啦！@吃不胖的小好浪漫@万事屋纸纸酱哇 好浪漫！[酸]@小张追光郎才女貌 好浪漫[春游家族]
[Good @ liberal arts class beauty queen sauce too good! @ eat not fat little romantic @ all the house of paper paper jam wow good romantic! [acid] @ zhang spotlight perfect match good romantic [family] for a spring outing]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：
【#老师指挥学生体罚男孩# 官方回应：已进行调查】近日，河北衡水，某小学老师体罚学生，指挥其他同学帮忙脱裤子，用木棍打男孩屁股的视频引发热议。月日，衡水市相关部门工作人员介绍，目前已在调查处理。#官方回应老师指挥学生体罚男孩# @点时新闻 tAJqhD
[[# teacher command corporal punishment boy # official response students have to investigate 】 recently, hebei hengshui, a primary school teacher corporal punishment student, command the other students to help take off pants, with a wooden stick boy ass video triggered heated debate. Staff of the month, hengshui city departments, is now in the investigation and handling. # official response teacher command corporal punishment students boy tAJqhD # @ o clock news]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#肯德基客服回应盲盒被中消协点名#：不影响销售，可以继续购买】 月日，#中消协评肯德基盲盒#，用“盲盒”诱导食品过度消费，当抵制。月日，肯德基与泡泡玛特联合推出的“DIMOO联名款盲盒套餐”引发消费者抢购。肯德基客服回复消费者称，盲盒将继续销售，具体情况可咨询当地餐厅。@老板联播
[[customer service response blind box was named pair # # KFC does not affect sales, can continue to buy] month day, # # review KFC pair blind box, excessive consumption with blind box induction products, when the boycott. Month, was jointly launched by KFC and bubbles of matt DIMOO joint blind box package cause consumers are snapping up. KFC customer service reply consumers said, blind box will continue to sales, specific circumstances can be consulting local restaurant. @ boss broadcast]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
优酷：
#飘雪的日子来看你雪人式官宣# 迎接冬奥的氛围一整个被#飘雪的日子来看你# 拿捏住！有了@谢楠 @杨迪 @THEO-朱正廷 的加盟，就是俩字——“完美”！
[# snow days to see you a snowman type xuan # for the atmosphere of the games are a whole by # # snow days to see you hold live! A @ Lola @ yandi @ THEO - Zhu Zhengting joining, is two words - perfect! ]
南方都市报：
【#警方通报男子当街掌掴女子#：开发商与业主因购房产生纠纷】月日，甘肃陇南，一则#男开发商当街掌掴女业主#的视频在网上流传。月日，据成县公安通报，房地产开发公司管理人员与业主因购房引发纠纷。目前，案件正在办理中。@沸点视频 tAJqaSGg
[【 # # notified the police man slapped this street woman developers and owners for dispute 】 that buy a house, February nd longnan in gansu province, a # # male developers slap this street female owner of video on the Internet. June , according to a county public security bulletin, real estate development company managers and owners on purchases caused disputes. At present, the case is being dealt with in. @ the boiling point video tAJqaSGg]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
优酷：
#电视剧镜双城# 群聊时间到[赢牛奶]酷酷子邀请了九位朋友@李易峰 @陈钰琪Yukee @D郑业成C @杨志雯wenwen @刘海宽_hill @叶盛佳Loi @刘畅 @谭凯kevin @王媛可 来唠唠嗑[哈哈]月日点《镜·双城》准时打卡摸鱼，大家都不要错过噢～
戳链接即刻预约：tAJUApp
[# # series mirror the twins group chat of time to win [milk] cool son invited nine friends @ li yi feng @ Chen Yuqi Yukee @ D Zheng Yecheng C @ Yang Zhiwen wenwen @ hai-kuan liu _hill @ Ye Shengjia Loi @ liu @ Tan Kai Kevin @ yuanke wang to front teeth (haha), point clock in the mirror, the twins on time fishing, everybody dont miss oh ~ < br > stamp link instantly reservation tAJUApp]
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