微博搞笑排行榜：
你印象最深的一个过年 _____________________________
[A New Year _____________________________ you the deepest impression]
榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
但斌：
《但照荣·回忆录》第二本第四十三篇
一九五八年十月底，龙华云约我去八卦洲玩，据说那里不错，做衣服一个星期就取回。第一次我们俩人过江，一只小木船，船上一位四十多岁的大娘，他问我们，你们是磷肥厂的工人，去八卦洲干什么？听说八卦洲做衣服快，我们去八卦洲看看，下星期再来。她讲，八
[Memoirs of a but according to RONs second this article a < br > < br > the end of October, Long Huayun ask me to play in the gossip state, it is said that it was good, to make clothes for a week is back. Both of us for the first time of the dragon, a small wooden boat, the boat a woman more than forty years old, he asked us, you are the phosphate fertilizer plant workers, to gossip continent? Hear gossip states make clothes quickly, we go to gossip chau, come again next week. She speaks, eight]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：
#夜福利# 斯巴鲁 SOLTERRA 款 Touring 美国版，微信搜一搜“汽车之家”了解更多汽车知识~ [爱你]
[# # night welfare subaru SOLTERRA Touring the U.S. version, WeChat search car home knowledge know more car ~ love you []]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
平安北京：
【#老人对抓捕儿子的民警深鞠一躬# 背后故事感人】月日，武汉江岸，伍奶奶对曾亲手抓走自己儿子的民警喻红军深鞠一躬。原来，一年前，伍奶奶的儿子因涉毒品案件被喻红军抓获。照顾岁老母亲和岁小孙子的重担，全部压在了已经多岁的伍奶奶身上。喻红军了解情况后，经常带着米面油上门探望，并帮
[# old man son to capture the police touching story behind a deep bow bow #] month day, wuhan riverbank, wu grandma to personally took off her sons civilian police the reds a deep bow bow. It turns out that a year ago, for the son of wu grandma drug cases were the red army captured. The burden of age to take care of mother and grandson, all the pressure is on wu grandma has been many years old. Yu know the situation after the red army, often with rice flour oil come to visit, and help]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
学到了！已经在挨老妈揍了！
[Learned! Already in mother beat! ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：
#赵丽颖春晚进行时造型图# 虎年看“幸福”，年年有幸福！酷今天也被我们的幸福@赵丽颖 美晕辽～今天也是搓手手等待#幸福到万家# 的一天！快来戳链接预约👉tAiLFUx #赵丽颖[超话]#
[# # li-ying zhao during a gala figure modelling the year of the tiger happiness, every year there are happiness! Cool today was our happy @ li-ying zhao beautiful halo liao ~ today is rub hands waiting for # # happiness to m a day! Quick links to stamp booking 👉 tAiLFUx # li-ying zhao [ultra words] #]
优酷：
#赵丽颖春晚进行时造型图# @赵丽颖 亮相《春晚进行时》为大家送上虎年祝福～这个造型优雅大方，淡黄的长裙yyds！春晚已经进入倒计时，越来越有过年的氛围，酷酷子已经搬好小板凳坐等节目啦！#看春晚上优酷#
[# li-ying zhao gala on modelling appeared figure # @ li-ying zhao during a gala to the year of the tiger for everybody wishes ~ this modelling elegant, yellow dress yyds! Spring Festival gala has entered the countdown, more and more Chinese New Year atmosphere, cool son had good small bench waiting for program! Youku # # to see spring night]
优酷：
#萧敬腾张碧晨小鬼奇迹再现好燃# “新的风暴已经出现，怎么能够停滞不前！”快来看“Round兔”乐队@小鬼-王琳凯 @萧敬腾 @张碧晨《奇迹再现》燃炸舞台让你的DNA动起来~#闪光的乐队#
tAifKcnc
[# # blues Zhang Bichen imp miracle recreate good combustion how can the new storm has emerged, stagnant! Come and look at the bands Round bunny @ imp - Wang Linkai @ blues @ Zhang Bichen reappear in miracles detonation stage let you move of DNA ~ # # flash band < br > tAifKcnc]
ZAKER：
【美国新任驻华大使，为什么是他？】 美国驻华大使这一重要职位，终于在空缺一年多后，正式迎来接任者尼古拉斯·伯恩斯，其于月日宣誓就任。为什么是他>> tAifoovU
[The new U.S. ambassador to China, why is he? Us ambassador to China, the important position, and finally in the vacant after more than a year, officially successor Nicholas burns, it was sworn in as the month day. Why is he > > tAifoovU]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
优酷：
#王嘉尔清唱王嘉尔# @王嘉尔 在#春晚进行时# 闯三关游戏，结果却成了在地上转陀螺，把猜灯谜变成你画我猜，游戏失败后直接现场清唱新歌《王嘉尔》将自己海外打拼追逐梦想的经历通过歌曲表达，虎年春节将至，快来优酷，陪你欢声笑语过大年！#看春晚上优酷# tAifoyz
[Cappella Wang Jiaer # @ # Wang Jiaer Wang Jiaer in # # rush when Spring Festival gala on three games, the result became turn gyro in the ground, I guess guess riddles to your picture and directly to the site after the game failed cappella songs Wang Jiaer will his pursuit of a dream overseas experience through the songs, the year of the tiger Spring Festival will come, come on youku, laughter holidays with you! # see youku # tAifoyz spring night]
新浪新闻客户端：
【遇老人倒地呼吸骤停，#护士回乡路上跪地救人# 】据@长沙政法频道 报道：年月日晚上点半，湖南邵阳新宁县黄龙镇风雪交加，独自驾车从长沙回新宁过年的护士刘春桃下高速后不久，看到路边人群中一个人躺在地上。发现有警察在维持秩序，她马上自报家门：“我是湖南省第二人民医院的护士！”警察
[[in the old man fell down breathing cardiac arrest, # # the nurse returned the way kneel to save 】 @ changsha zhengfa channel reported on at night, the new county of shaoyang, hunan province HuangLong Town wintry, alone, driving back from changsha sunnybrook nurse chun-tao liu under high-speed shortly after the New Year, people see roadside one lying on the ground. Found there was a police in maintaining order, and his name I am the second peoples hospital of hunan province nurse! The police]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#李宇春说想跟贾玲演喜剧# @李宇春 在《春晚进行时》快问快答环节里说想跟@贾玲 演喜剧，之前两个人合作《无价之姐》就很有化学反应，期待新合作舞台快点来呀！#看春晚上优酷# #春晚进行时# tAifSZoh
[# said li want to be with Gu Ling comedy # @ li during a gala said wanted to talk to in our quick quiz link @ Gu Ling comedy, before two people cooperation invaluable elder sister is a chemical reaction, looking forward to new cooperation stage come on come on! # see spring night youku # # # tAifSZoh when Spring Festival gala]
冷笑话精选：
真好@太皇太后您有喜啦好浪漫呀@文科班校花酱好浪漫[酸]@Mooooti好浪漫！！！[开学季]@万事屋纸纸酱哇 真好啊！[酸]@下次見面帶一束花給我吧我很需要这样的男朋友[苦涩]
[Good @ queen too happy you good romantic ah @ liberal arts class beauty queen sauce romantic [acid] @ Mooooti good romantic!!!!!! [back-to-school] @ all the house of paper paper jam wow, how nice! [acid] @ meet next time bring a bunch of flowers for me I really need such a boyfriend (bitter)]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
#FE利雅得站# 隔壁同学正在直播第二场排位赛[虎爪比心]~#FE利雅得站#
[# # FE Riyadh standing next to my classmates are on the second qualifying] [tiger PAWS than heart ~ # # FE Riyadh station]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#倍光速追光吧最强战队# #追光吧# 年度总决赛“最强工作室”诞生！倍光速工作室@尚九熙 @VanNess吳建豪 @王晰 代表团队众望所归夺得桂冠！追光而上，他们并肩前行，用过人实力展现不一样的舞台魅力！
[The spotlight, the strongest team # # # times the speed of light the spotlight # studio strongest annual finals was born! Studio @ is nine times the speed of light city @ VanNess wu jianhao are @ Wang Xi representative team crowned recognition! The spotlight, they go along, with superior strength show different stage glamour! ]
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