冷笑话精选：
童年回忆@别是个沙雕吧谁的DNA动了@源泉学长小霸王游戏机有玩过的没[doge]@实在想不起用什么名字玩过这些的，应该已经都结婚了吧。[doge][doge][doge]
[Childhood memories @ dont source whose DNA is a sand sculpture to move @ senior little overlord game didnt have played [doge] @ cant think what use the name played with these, should have are married. [doge] [doge] [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#岁小伙退伍回乡为全村多人送快递# 有种被家乡需要的感觉】云南省德钦县羊拉乡，地处横断山脉，海拔近米常年雪山林立。年的小伙鲁茸培初退伍后，发现村里人每次拿快递都要跑到几十公里外，十分不便。于是鲁茸培初决定回乡开起全村唯一的快递站，每天往返多公里为全村多人送快递，他
[Guy # years old retired back to the village people send Courier # there is a hometown need 】 sheep township, deqin county in yunnan province is located in the hengduan mountains, perennial snow mountain forest near meters above sea level. Early years of small chopped lu culture, the army found the villagers take delivery every time to run to dozens of kilometers away, very inconvenient. Chopped and lu decided to leave home early from the villages only Courier station, miles back and forth to the village every day many people send express, he]
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新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻#你最欣赏哪个明星的衣品？
[# # pillow moment which star clothing items you most admire? ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
微博搞笑排行榜：
你「回村前vs回村后」差别能有多大 _____________________________
[You back to the village before vs after back to the village how much difference can _____________________________]
榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
南方都市报：
#享受冰雪乐趣要先做好冬奥防疫#【南都冬奥观：做好冬奥防疫，是享受冰雪乐趣的基础】时不时发生的疫情让大家心情略感疲惫，当春节赶上冬奥，相信会成为人们放松情绪，调节生活状态的重要方式。做好防疫事关冬奥会成为春节的热闹，而不是春节的烦恼。根据防疫手册，冬奥防疫的重要一招是闭环管理。确保
[# # enjoy snow and ice to make the games and epidemic prevention (SMW games concept do a good job in the games and epidemic prevention, is the basis of snow and ice fun 】 outbreak happened from time to time to let you feeling a little tired, when the Spring Festival to catch up with the games, believe that will become people to relax mood, adjust the important way of life. Epidemic prevention is a matter of winter games become Spring Festival of lively, rather than the annoyance of the Spring Festival. According to the epidemic prevention manual, the importance of the games and epidemic prevention is the closed loop management. Make sure that]
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平安北京：
反诈公式大全来啦！帮助大家记住诈骗要点、快速识骗！
迎新春、反诈骗！全民反诈需要更多人关注和参与！提前祝大家：新春大吉，虎虎生威
[Anti cheat formula of come! Help you to remember the key points of fraud, fast knowledge cheat! < br > spring, fraud! Universal anti cheat needs more attention and participation! Early to wish you good luck in the New Year, and powerful]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
汽车之家：
【互动有奖】马上就是春节假期啦！无论是飞机、火车、自驾，还是其它各种返乡方式~带 #我们一起回家# 话题转发说说你在途中的感受与趣事，月日 抽两位幸运家人送【小米手环nfc版】每人一个！PS.无论是在哪里过年，都不影响我们与家人的距离，大家还是要遵守当地防疫政策哒！
[Interactive prize 】 【 immediately is the lunar New Year holiday! Whether the plane, train, drive, or other form of returning to bring forward # # we go home together talk about the feelings and the fun, on the way you, take out two lucky family send each one a millet bracelets NFC version 】 【! PS. Where is the New Years day, do not affect our distance with his family, you will abide by the local epidemic prevention policy the dalai! ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#范丞丞汪苏泷吴莫愁合唱海芋恋#《青春环游记》第三季收官之夜，@范丞丞Adam @汪苏泷 @吴莫愁Momo- 三人合唱《海芋恋》，复古氛围拉满了！把大家都带到了“轻轻柔柔的想念”的季节～今晚：#上优酷看青春# 一起围观青春收官之旅～#青春环游记第三季收官#
tAieyGm
[# Fan Chengcheng Wang Su Long wu mo sorrow love chorus alocasia # youth in the third quarter final night, @ Fan Chengcheng Adam @ Wang Su Long @ wu mo sorrow Momo - three chorus alocasia love, atmosphere, full of restoring ancient ways! Brought everyone to miss gently soft soft season ~ tonight # on youku to see # onlookers with youth packaged tour ~ # youth travel down the third season finale # < br > tAieyGm]
优酷：
#冬梦之约冰雪盛典#上#郑云龙被王濛叫老师的反应#好可爱啊！感觉@短道王濛 这一声“老师”让@郑云龙DL 有些措手不及，虽然但是龙龙也太Q了吧！#冬梦之约#
tAieJWv
[# # # dream about ice and snow festival in winter on yun-long zheng was call teacher wangs response # how lovely! Feeling @ short-track wang meng this teacher to @ yun-long zheng DL some unprepared, although but far too Q! # # winter dream about < br > tAieJWv]
优酷：
#邓亚萍郑云龙真心英雄舞台#“不经历风雨，怎能见彩虹，没有人能随随便便成功。”@小个邓亚萍 和@郑云龙DL 合唱的《真心英雄》中这句歌词，也是对运动员经历的真实写照吧。希望我们的运动健儿都能在赛场上取得好成绩。#冬梦之约冰雪盛典# #冬梦之约#
tAiefzK
[# # deng yaping yun-long zheng true hero stage do not experience wind and rain, how see rainbow, no one can casually succeed. @ small deng yaping and @ yun-long zheng DL chorus of true hero in the words of the lyrics, also for athletes experience true portraiture. We hope our athletes can get good results on the pitch. # dream about ice and snow festival in winter # # # winter dream about < br > tAiefzK]
优酷：
#张九龄葫芦娃喊成轱辘娃# 传说冲祖传的嘴瓢，脑子比嘴快[喵喵]@德云社张九龄 在本期#青春守艺人#和大家一起回顾童年经典动画片，看到葫芦兄弟画面的第一时刻马上抢答，谁能想到嘴瓢说成『轱辘娃』[笑cry] 葫芦：有事吗？[doge]
tAirVE
[# # Zhang Jiuling wheeled shout gourd Eva Eva legend ancestral mouth gourd ladle, brain than lips verging [meow] @ Devon community Zhang Jiuling in this # # keep youth artists and review together childhood classic cartoons, see the gourd brothers picture first time vies to answer first immediately, who would have thought the mouth ladle as wheeled Eva gourd laugh cry, why? [doge] < br > tAirVE]
冷笑话精选：
是这样的@故事馆长依恋要区分程度的，健康的依恋感能提供一定的社会支持和心理力量，并不完全是一产生就是坏事@阿莫学长要独立，要清醒，要情绪稳定！@豆瓣酱bot所以千万不要恋爱脑！
[Is this @ story curator attachment to distinguish degree, healthy attachment can provide a certain amount of social support and mental power, is not the produce is bad @ amor senior to independence, to awake to emotional stability. @ bean paste bot so dont love the brain!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#钟汉良一起向未来快闪唱跳舞台#小哇@钟汉良 的唱跳永远不会令人失望！在#冬梦之约冰雪盛典#舞台上，小哇和@小个邓亚萍 @我就是我邹市明 等人一起带来开场表演《一起向未来》，用快闪的表现形式，为冬奥助力~#冬梦之约#
tAidOi
[# orea together into the future flash sing dance stage # little wow @ orea sing jump never disappointing! In # # dream about ice and snow festival in winter stage, little wow and @ small deng yaping @ I is my king, and others brought together opening together into the future, use flash forms, for the games help ~ # # winter dream about < br > tAidOi]
优酷：
#张鹤伦玩游戏emo了# 谁看了这期#青春守艺人#不想说一句：张鹤伦 惨[允悲]传声筒游戏环节@张鹤伦 被队友坑到想哭，第一轮让猜动画片名而他以为是猜歌，第二轮自信满满答题，没成想和正确答案是毫不沾边[哈哈]最后直言自己玩游戏emo了，不得不说伦哥的emo给我们带来了快乐（bushi）
[# Zhang Helun play emo # who saw this issue # # keep youth artists dont want to say purveyor Zhang Helun miserably [allow sad] game link @ Zhang Helun by teammate pit to want to cry, the first round to guess cartoon name and his thought is guess song, the second round of a confident answer, no ChengXiang and the correct answer is backwatersha ha finally say oneself to play games emo, have to say that elder brothers emo brings us a happy (bushi) < br >]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#高伟光把军装焊在身上吧#小伙伴们一起来看看啦，高伟光把军装焊在身上吧，#高伟光说穿上军装就意味着责任# ，太🉑️了！tAiBWW
[# # wei-guang gao put military uniform weld on friends to take a look at, wei-guang gao put the military uniform weld in the body, # # wei-guang gao ue must a uniform means responsibility, too 🉑 ️! tAiBWW]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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