冷笑话精选：
一粒猫粮都没浪费@表情bot狸花都能被养成这样啊@乱七八糟的小影子？@可爱凯_开头：哇！酷酷的猫猫！结尾：哇！灰色的猪！
[Havent waste a grain of cat food @ expression bot raccoon dog flower can be form this @ at sixes and sevens small shadow? @ lovely kay _ the beginning wow! Cool cat! The end wow! Gray pig!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
元气满满新沐瞳：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
但斌：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
“我姐因生小孩动手术后感染而死了，使我万分悲痛。我的命真苦，只有一个亲姐姐也死了，太苦了”看到这段，泪流满面，爸爸的一生太苦了[泪][泪][泪]
[My sister because of having children infected and died after operation, makes my grieving. My life really bitter, only one sister died, its too bitter to see the tears, dads life is too bitter [tears] [tears] [] of tears]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
《但照荣·回忆录》第二本第四篇
老乡在我们这里玩时讲道，向西不远处的地方，有一个石洞，经常冒水，洞内还有石鱼。我俩下午往西南走，一里多路，找到一个石洞，洞挺大，直径一点五米，冒出来的水量也很大，形成一条小河。洞口有不少鱼在游动，离洞口两米多处，水温在零度左右，这就叫山高水
[Memoirs of a but according to RONs second this fourth article < br > < br > person of hometown to play here, not far to the west, there is a cave, often take water, inside the hole and stone fish. We southwesterly go in the afternoon, a multiplex, find a cave, cave is quite big, diameter of one point five meters, out to the amount of water is very big also, forming a small river. The mouth of the cave there are plenty of fish in swimming, more than two meters away from the mouth of the cave, the water temperature around zero, this is called high mountain water]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
好谢谢[心][作揖]@绿水青山好美你应该整理出版，不能出版也一定要好好保存！这是最真实的历史记录！非常有价值！@但斌
[Good thank you [heart] [bowing] @ hills and green beautiful you should be published, cant publish also must have a good save! This is the true history! Very valuable! @ but bin]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
[作揖]@绿水青山好美你父亲的记忆力很好，那么久远的事还记得那么清楚！牛人[赞]@但斌
[[bowing] @ hills and green beauty of your fathers memory is good, so long thing remember so clearly! People [who] @ but bin]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
东阳虎鹿乡贤捐赠万元 支持家乡修缮古建（谢谢！只是做了一点小事而已！）tAJNeuP
[Dongyang tiger deer follow villager donated ten thousand yuan to support home repair hexiang, thank you! Just do the little things! tAJNeuP]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
阳光和青草，森林和你，都是这世间最美好的存在。[微风]
祝你生日快乐[蛋糕]！ @张彬彬Vin
期待在森林中羽你相遇，开启一段悸动的旅程。
#两个人的小森林#优酷宠爱剧场独播，敬请期待。#张彬彬生日快乐# tAJCdOsS
[Sunshine and green grass, forests, and you, is the world the most beautiful and good. [wind] < br > I wish you a happy birthdaycake! @ bin-bin zhang Vin < br > looking forward to feather you meet in the forest, open a throbbing journey. < br > # # two small forest youku love theater alone, stay tuned. # # tAJCdOsS bin-bin zhang a happy birthday]
巴曙松：
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[Share photos]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
元气满满新沐瞳：
[打call][打call][打call]
[Play call [] [play call] [play call]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#【火山是怎么形成的？】火山是一种常见的地貌形态，主要是地球内部存在的大量的放射性物质，在自然状态下衰变，产生大量的热。这些热无法散发到地面，温度不断升高，直至把岩石融化，形成地球内部的高温融化状态。这些岩浆一旦冲破地壳喷出地面，就形成了火山。tAJGgto
[# # the night big understand 【 volcano is how form? Volcano is a common landscape form, mainly exist a large number of radioactive material in the interior of the earth, in the natural state of decay, producing a large amount of heat. These hot cant send out to the ground, the temperature rising, till the rock melt, forming of high temperature melting state in the interior of the earth. Once the magma to break through the earths crust overflowing the ground, he formed the volcano. tAJGgto]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#如何看待微软宣布收购动视暴雪#？#微软宣布收购动视暴雪#，亿刀全现金支付。
动视暴雪游戏将首发加入Xbox Game Pass，XGP用户已经突破万。
[# # how Microsoft announced acquisition of activision blizzard? # # Microsoft announced acquisition of activision blizzard, knife all cash payments. < br > activision blizzard games will start to join the Xbox Game Pass, XGP the user has to break. ]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
#汤加政府在火山喷发后发布首个声明#【汤加火山喷发后全岛被火山灰覆盖呈灰色，有岛屿所有房屋被毁】月日，汤加附近海域汉加活火山持续爆发并引发海啸，汤加全国停电，国际电信与互联网中断。日，据央视新闻报道，汤加政府首次发布声明称，火山喷发及海啸已造成人死亡，有岛屿所有房屋被毁。新西
[# tongan government first statement after the volcanic eruption # 【 tonga island after a volcanic eruption is covered by volcanic ash brown, have the island all homes have been destroyed 】 month day, tonga and active volcano last erupted and trigger a tsunami waters near han, tonga blackouts across the country, the international telecom and Internet disruptions. For the first time, according to CCTV news report, tongan government said in a statement, volcanic eruptions and tsunami has killed people, there are islands all homes have been destroyed. New west]
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