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卢健生：
@张帆 @来去之间[思考][思考]
[@ @ zhangfan and between [thinking] [thinking]]

Z CAM 首席执行官

冷笑话精选：
哈[疑问]@表情bot哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈九敏！@可爱凯_我逃离哈尔滨不是为了到三亚看这个的[苦涩]@Starrism丶po是真的，看见过气氛组摇花手[doge]
[Bot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [question] @ expression nine min! @ cute kay _ I not escape from Harbin to sanya to see this [bitter] @ Starrism, Po is true, have seen atmosphere set wave flower hand [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

ZAKER：
【#人类快乐图鉴#】生活中有很多人带给了我们无限的欢乐，感谢他们带来的快乐[春游家族]网友：#原来有的人天生就是主角# ，简直就是我的快乐源泉哈哈哈哈[哈哈] tAxFsNbT
[[# # human happiness map] there are a lot of people in life brought us infinite joy, thanking them for the joy of family] [spring outing netizen # # originally some people are born star, it is the source of my happiness ha ha ha ha ha ha tAxFsNbT]

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新浪新闻客户端：
【真“锦鲤”！广西一#小学给优秀学生发鲤鱼#[鼓掌]】日，广西柳州市三江侗族自治县江川小学举行年秋季学期散学典礼，该校使用粤桂扶贫“培苗励志”基金奖励在期末考试中获得双优或三优的学生一条斤多的鲤鱼，希望这些易地扶贫搬迁户的孩子们和家长分享成功的的喜悦。这是该校第六次发放鲤鱼，
[【 koi! # # a primary school to outstanding students in guangxi carp [applause.]], sanjiang dong autonomous county in guangxi liuzhou jiangchuan primary end of school ceremony held in the fall, the school use YueGui poverty alleviation pei MiaoLiZhi fund award in the final exam or three-excellent optimization of students more than a kilo of carp, hope the change of mine for poverty alleviation of the children and parents to share the joy of success. This is the sixth time distribution of carp,]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌：
《但照荣·回忆录》第二本第十六篇

一天，我们在驻地的房前玩，突然开来三辆吉普车，下车人直到大队部，大队长出来接他们。这是一个星期天下午六点钟，这十来人去炊事班炒菜的房内，叫出来一个人，又到蒸馍班里叫出来两个人，用手铐将三人铐住上车走了。
不久，文化教员马老师给我们
[But as RON memoirs second article one day, we in the residents house to play, suddenly from three jeep, people get off until the brigade, captains came out to pick them up. At six o clock in the afternoon, its a Sunday that people go cookhouse squad cooking room, call out a person, and to the steamed bun and called out in the class two, three people with handcuffs scuffled with get on the bus go. soon, cultural instructor teacher ma to us]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
【#男孩变装一天次偷同家超市# ，店主：穿校服裤子偷奥特曼卡】月日，黑龙江哈尔滨。超市店主林女士发视频称，有男孩换装，一天内两次在她家超市偷窃。林女士表示，男孩偷了卡通卡片，价值三四十元。男孩只换了上衣没换裤子和鞋，因此她判定是同一个人。林女士称，她并未报警，发布视频是希望男孩
[Drag [# boy # three times a day to steal with supermarkets, shop owner wear school uniform pants steal altman 】 month day, heilongjiang Harbin. Supermarket owner Ms. Lin to send video, according to a boy outfit, twice a day at her home supermarket to steal. Ms. Lin said, the boy stole the cartoon CARDS, value and yuan. The boy in a coat not only in pants and shoes, so her judgement is the same person. Lin said that she didnt call the police, video is distributed in the hope that boy]

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但斌：
猜想：川普二进白宫tAJmoBA
[Guess trump tAJmoBA into the White House]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
“茅台”上市后：市场供不应求，今天又一波投放在路上tAJmoHYl
[After the maotai listed market demand, today again tAJmoHYl wave on the road]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
《但照荣·回忆录》第二本第十五篇

西北空军篮球队，男、女队来学校集训：
我们去校部看西北空军男篮与学校男队比赛。球艺西北空军男队比校队好多了，所以超过三十多分。西北空军女篮队，经常来大队与我们打球，她们球技不错，就是比我们跑的慢，打了几场球，她们还是不行。

[But as RON memoirs second article northwest air basketball team, men and women come to school training to JiaoBu we look at the northwest air force mens basketball team and the boys school. But now the northwest air forces men is far better than the school team, so more than points. Northwest air force women basketball team, often to team and we play, their skill is good, is more slowly than we ran and played a few games, they still wont do. ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
哈哈哈哈哈整个滑雪场最靓的仔！ tAJmSubu
[Ha ha ha ha ha the ski resort is the most beautiful boy! tAJmSubu]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
《但照荣·回忆录》第二本第十四篇

从来没有见过这么多的狼：我们驻在兰州东边飞机场南边山脚下，山高八百米，九道弯才能上到山顶。一道弯我们早上跑步要三十分钟，才能跑完一道弯。兰州的冬天温度八度（零下）以下。十月底，狼群晚上跑到部队驻的山上嚎叫，有时来几十只狼。我们每队晚上站岗都
[But as RON memoirs second article have never seen so many Wolf we are in is in the east of lanzhou airport at the foot of the mountain, the south mountain, eight hundred meters high, nine bending can be up to the top of the mountain. Bend us thirty minutes to run in the morning to run the bend. Lanzhou winter temperature octave below (minus). The end of October, the wolves ran to the troops in the mountains of howl at night, sometimes for dozens of Wolf. We each night on guard]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

ZAKER：
【#柯基烤火取暖烧着狗毛# 主人：天太冷，它天烧着次】据@西部决策报道：月日，河南洛阳，王女士在家烤火时，自家狗狗也凑了过来，结果狗狗头部被烧着。王女士称，下雪天狗狗怕冷所以凑到了旁边，天烧着了次，它没有受伤，只是毛烧着了。tAJmvgO
[【 # corgi dog dander burning fire to keep warm # owner its too cold, burning times it day 】 @ western decision reported June , luoyang, henan province, wang at home when the fire, his dog also gather together, the result burning dog head. Snow wong said that while the dog dog is afraid of cold so daring, burning day time, it was not injured, just hair was on fire. tAJmvgO]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#北极熊幼崽走了公里寻恩人#】据外媒日报道，俄罗斯两只得到过人类救助的北极熊幼崽，在被送回栖息地之后，又自己走了公里返回寻找恩人。动物学家表示，将再次尝试将它们送回。tAJEhkRn
[[# polar bear cubs go find benefactor # km] according to foreign media reports, the Russian two polar bear cubs get human assistance, after being sent back to the habitat, oneself walk kilometers return again to find benefactor. Zoologists said it would try again to them back. tAJEhkRn]

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