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#小猫也逃不过外婆的爱#
有一种冷 叫外婆觉得你冷
别说 黄色还挺衬肤色哈哈哈哈哈
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毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#杨幂雪中红衣氛围感#】杨幂工作室分享剧照，海市的红衣在雪中氛围感拉满，这是什么仙女啊[awsl][awsl]
[【 # # red atmosphere in the Yang mi snow feeling 】 Yang mi studio share stills, a sense of atmosphere in the snow in red pull a full, this is what the fairy [awsl] [awsl]]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
【#妇联回应黑龙江一女公务员殴打年迈母亲# 妇联：已拘留，纪委立案调查】#黑龙江一女公务员殴打年迈母亲被拘#月日，黑龙江省佳木斯市一段女儿殴打年迈母亲的视频在网上流传，引发网友关注。视频显示，女子将母亲推倒在沙发上后，多次对母亲头部进行殴打。据澎湃新闻报道，涉事女子系佳木斯自然资
[【 # All-China Womens Federation in response to a female civil servants in heilongjiang province beating elderly mother # All-China Womens Federation, has been detained, discipline inspection commission investigation] # heilongjiang a female civil servants aged mother was detained # beating month day, jiamusi in heilongjiang province a daughter aged mother beating video on the Internet, netizens attention. Video shows that women will mother knocked down on the sofa, after repeatedly beaten on mothers head. Surge, according to news reports, involved womens department of jiamusi natural endowment]
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【#法拉第未来负责人回应退市警告# 】今年月， J Capital Research 曾发布评估报告，对法拉第未来提出三点顾虑，包括其无量产汽车能力、融资情况堪忧、贾跃亭本人是否可信。
月日，公司相关负责人回应：“公司的财报肯定会按时交出的”。还透露，目前法拉第未来两大业务均未受到影响，会力争按时
[【 # # Faraday, head of the future response to delisting warning] month this year, J Capital Research issued assessment, make three concerns for Faraday in the future, including the ability to limit cars, financing situation is grim, Gu Yueting I can be trusted. < br > the date, the relevant person in charge of the company responded the companys earnings will hand over on time. Also revealed that the current Faraday future two big business has not been affected, will strive for on time]
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ZAKER：
【#中国拟设立国家教师奖#】据教育部网站消息，教育部关于《中华人民共和国教师法(修订草案)(征求意见稿)》即日起公开征求意见。征求意见稿中明确，国家建立教师荣誉表彰制度，设立国家教师奖，对有重大贡献的教师，依照国家有关规定授予人民教育家、全国教书育人楷模、全国模范教师、全国优秀教师等称
[【 # # 】 China plans to establish a national award for teachers, according to the website of the Ministry of Education, Ministry of Education of the pedagogic law of the Peoples Republic of China (revised draft) (draft) from now on for public opinion. Clearly in the draft, the country set up teachers honorary recognition system, set up a national award for teachers, to have a significant contribution to the teachers, granted in accordance with the relevant regulations of the state of the peoples educator, national teaching model, the national model teacher, such as national excellent teacher said]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#救人遇难外卖小哥妻子发声# ：女儿岁，为了丈夫会把这个家撑起来】月日，湖北荆州。日前，监利市新沟镇全心村一老人不慎落水，外卖小哥王静下河施救，两人不幸溺亡。据悉，王静家中有年迈的父母，妻子在一家烤肉店工作，女儿今年刚岁。月日，外卖平台相关负责人把第一笔万元慰问金及王静
[【 voice # # save the victims take-away little elder brother wife daughter, to her husband will put the house up 】 month day, jingzhou city, hubei province. Recently, jianli city new town village, with all my heart a man falling overboard, take-away rescue under the little elder brother wang jing river, two people drowned unfortunately. It is reported that wang jing have elderly parents in the home, his wife works in a barbecue shop, daughter just years old this year. Date, the relevant person in charge of delivery platform to the first ten thousand yuan solatium and wang jing]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【满洲里确诊病例流调结果出炉 快自查行动轨迹！】月日-时，呼伦贝尔满洲里市新增本土确诊病例例，新增本土无症状感染者例。其中，#满洲里新增确诊多人为学生#。确诊病例流调结果已公布↓↓多地发布紧急提醒，快自查行动轨迹>>tAxoLgLa
[【 the manchurian confirmed cases of epidemiological results fast comprehensive action track!] In the hulun buir manzhouli town - new domestic cases of confirmed cases, new home asymptomatic infection cases. Among them, the # # manchurian confirmed new people for the students. Confirmed cases of epidemiological results published left left more emergency warning, quick check list action track > > tAxoLgLa]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：
#家家改装赛事# 【西装暴徒 博速改装梅赛德斯-迈巴赫GLS】近日，博速（BRABUS）推出了基于梅赛德斯-迈巴赫 GLS MATIC打造的博速车型，它将这款极致奢华的大型SUV变成了一款披着西装的性能猛兽。tAxoRhK
[# every modification event # 【 suit thugs bo speed adapted mercedes-benz maybach GLS 】 recently, bo speed (BRABUS) introduced based on mercedes-benz maybach GLS MATIC bo velocity model building, it will be a luxurious large SUV into a dragon of wearing a suit of performance. tAxoRhK]
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新浪汽车：
【#老人用棉被给孩子的车缝车衣#[抱一抱]】月日，甘肃天水。一老人用各色棉被给车做特殊“车衣”，被子被老人缝在一起牢牢将车裹住。视频拍摄者杨女士表示，老人还拿了个小板凳，高的地方就站板凳上缝，她是偶然拍到这一幕，觉得确实是可怜天下父母心。@西部决策 tAxSBxA
[【 # old man with quilts for children garment sewing car # [embrace a embrace]] month day, tianshui, gansu province. An old man with all the quilt to make car special clothing, to sew the quilt was the old man together firmly wrapped the car. Video photographer ms Yang said, the old man still gets a small bench, high seam stood on the bench, she accidentally captured this scene, feel is really pitiful world parents heart. @ tAxSBxA western decisions]
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平安北京：
【男子用绳子控制方向盘驾驶近百米“神操作”把自己送进警局】月日，四川绵阳一男子在驾车过程中与朋友打赌，自己能够用绳子控制方向盘行驶，并用此方法驾驶汽车行驶了近米。其朋友出于新奇和炫耀，将视频拍下发到网络上，引起了社会不良反映和网友负面评论。民警迅速展开调查，月日，民警
[The man with a rope control steering wheel driving nearly hundred meters themselves god to the police station 】 month day, a man in the process of driving in mianyang, sichuan bet with your friends, they can control the steering wheel, driving with a rope and used this method to drive the car nearly m. His friend out of novelty and showing off, making video distributed on the network, caused the social bad reflect and negative comments. Police investigate quickly, June , civilian police]
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南方都市报：
#救落水老人溺亡的外卖员家属发声#【湖北外卖小哥救落水老人双双溺亡，家属：没想到一救成永别】近日，湖北荆州一名岁老人不慎落水，岁的外卖小哥王静下河施救，两人不幸溺亡。据了解，王静的父母年事已高，妻子在烤肉店上班，女儿今年刚岁。事发后，当地以及社会各界伸出援手，对王静家属进行安
[# to save the old man drowned at the take-away member families voice # 【 hubei take-out little elder brother save drowning man drowned, both families that a save a farewell 】 recently, jingzhou city, hubei province. At the age of a man falling overboard, take-away rescue under the little elder brother wang jing river, at the age of two people drowned unfortunately. Reported that wang jing ageing parents, his wife in the barbecue shop, daughter just years old this year. After the incident, with the help of the local and the social from all walks of life and to Ann wang jings family]
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