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[Forecast tonight points interactive questions what you career daily work content, the more detailed, the better . (this article forecast minutes remove)]
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南方都市报：
#台湾宜兰.级地震#【#台湾宜兰县海域发生.级地震#】 @中国地震台网 正式测定：月日时分在台湾宜兰县海域（北纬.度，东经.度）发生.级地震，震源深度千米。
[# # # yilan Taiwan. Earthquake [Taiwan yilan county coast. Earthquake # 】 @ China earthquake networks formal determination June at yilan county in Taiwan waters (. Degrees north latitude and longitude. Degrees). An earthquake of magnitude, focal depth of km. ]
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冷笑话精选：
[泪]@小糕又在打球了_这两年我如同生命快进了一样[悲伤]@caiofmine去年的时候觉得会类似非典那时，觉得虽然吓人但是总会过去。开始时戴口罩还觉得挺有意思。现在每天都想什么时候可以摘口罩啊。疫情到底能不能过去了，不会未来数十年都需要每天戴口罩吧。
[Tears @ small cake again in play _ this two years I like life fast into the [sad] @ caiofmine think would like SARS last year at that time, although feel scary but always in the past. At the beginning of wearing masks still feel interesting. Now every day think when can you pick the mask. Outbreaks can really past, the future decades all need not wear a face mask.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：
【#糖尿病男子修鸡眼致脚趾被截#[衰]】近日，广州，有着二十多年糖尿病史的男子老王（化名）经治疗，下肢的血管重新恢复畅通，避免了截肢风险。半年前，老王因一次修鸡眼导致脚趾出现创口，最终溃烂严重的脚趾不得不截掉。据悉，老王此前不仅没定期监测血糖、不规律服用降糖药，饮食方面也彻底松懈了。
[【 # diabetic men take corns to toes cut # [failure]] recently, guangzhou, with more than years history of diabetes man Lao wang (a pseudonym) after treatment, lower limb vascular smooth again, to avoid the risk of amputation. Six months ago, Lao wang toes appear wound caused by a repair the corns, eventually decay serious toes had to be amputated. It is reported that wang had not only no irregular monitoring blood sugar, taking medications regularly, dietary respect also completely relaxed. ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【看到豪车惊叹不已，#豪车车主远程开门让孩子们上车体验#：我懂这个快乐】月日，湖北武汉。 男孩们围着豪车迈凯伦兴奋高呼，车主远程开门让孩子们上车体验。事后车主表示：我也是男孩子，懂这个快乐。tAxqfPS
[# [see luxury cars, luxury car owners remote to open the door to let the children get on the car experience # I understand this happy month, hubei wuhan. The boys around cars McLaren excited chanting, owner remote to open the door to let the children get on experience. After the event owner said I am also boy, understand the happiness. tAxqfPS]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【微信专属输入法新一轮内测：防止窃听 保护隐私】 曝光的键盘布局显示，和普通输入法并无区别，据悉可以防止窃听、保护隐私>> tAxqRoI
[【 WeChat exclusive im a new round of private prevent eavesdropping privacy 】 exposure, according to the keyboard layout and ordinary, input method, there is no difference between the can prevent the hacking, privacy > > tAxqRoI]
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优酷：
#麻花特开心探班直播# 悠闲周末，来看@沈腾 @演员马丽 @演员艾伦Allen @演员常远 @吴昱翰- @黄才伦在这 @王成思 @刘迅 @许文赫 @高海宝_ @李海银-haiyin @许吴彬 合体直播！#麻花特开心# 录制趣事分享，快乐游戏玩不停～[给你小心心]
[Fried dough twist, happy live agent class # #, leisurely weekend to see Mary @ @ Shen Teng @ actor actress Ellen Allen @ actor Chang Yuan @ Wu Yuhan - @ Huang Cai Aaron in this @ Wang Chengsi @ liu xun @ high haibao Xu Wenhe @ _ @ hai-yin li - haiyin @ xu wu bin made fit live! Recording # # twist, happy to share fun, happy game constantly ~ [give you a careful heart]]
刘彦斌：
大盘前两个交易日虚势迎新，明天期待精彩！[拳头][拳头][拳头][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[The market in the first two days of trading sham orientation, looking forward to tomorrow brilliant! [fist] [fist] [fist] [ha ha] [ha ha] (ha ha)]
ZAKER：
【好奇聊些啥？潜伏极氪奥迪保时捷车友群】 相信很多朋友在提车以后，都会选择加入几个车友群 tAxqKGt
[? 【 curious about what lurks a krypton audi porsche juyou group] believe that after a lot of friends in the car, will choose to join if you have a few group tAxqKGt]
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汽车之家：
#家家选车导购#《车事快说》值得看的新车都在这里！.-.车市盘点重磅新车。tAxqKtlP tAxqaa
[# # every car shoppers car matter quick say worth watching the new car is here! . -. Auto market inventory blockbuster new car. TAxqKtlP tAxqaa]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#疾控中心称常见小动物不易感染新冠# 【江西上饶宠物狗被“无害化处理”，#多地曾推人性化宠物隔离方案#】主人离家隔离，宠物狗却被防疫人员“无害化处理”了。近日，江西上饶信州区防疫人员对隔离人员宠物的处理方式，在社交网络引起轩然大波。事后，当地防疫指挥部回应称，该事件系工作人员未与狗主
[# the centers for disease control and prevention say common small animal infection new champions league # 【 jiangxi shangrao pet dog was disposal, has pushed human pet isolation scheme # # more 】 host isolation from home, pet dog was epidemic prevention staff disposal. Recently, shangrao in jiangxi province shinshu area the treatment of epidemic prevention for separate personnel pet, caused a sensation in a social network. After the event, the local epidemic prevention headquarters responded that this event is a staff with dog owners]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【卡扎菲之子参选利比亚总统 现身站点登记】 卡扎菲政权于年被推翻，十年后，卡扎菲次子现身选举委员会登记处，登记参加总统竞选>> tAxqGl
[【 gaddafi for the son of the Libyan President on site registration 】 the gaddafi regime was overthrown in years, ten years later, Mr Qaddafi and the election commission office, registered to run for President > > tAxqGl]
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冷笑话精选：
好美@他只是个孩子啊好温柔[开学季]@奔跑的暴富咸鸭蛋：是我的梦中情裙[开学季]@我说你怎么敢的呀：微风拂面 太温柔啦！！
[Good beauty @ he is just a child good gentle [back-to-school] run @ rich salted duck egg my dream love is skirtback-to-school @ how dare I say you ah, the breeze stroke too gentle!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：
【#武汉一高层外墙脱落砸中轿车致死#】月日中午，湖北武汉一座高楼层外墙脱落，坠落物砸中一辆路面小车。现场视频显示，被砸车辆前挡风玻璃严重变形。根据武汉市江汉区政府通报：事件造成一人死亡，事故原因正在调查中。tAxqWPNn
[[# wuhan fall off a tall wall of cars death # 】 on Wednesday noon, hubei wuhan falls off a high building external wall, fall to hit a road car. The video shows, smashed car windscreen serious deformation. According to the wuhan jianghan district government report event killed one person and the cause of the accident is under investigation. tAxqWPNn]
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南方都市报：
#苏炳添希望培养更多挑战极限的运动员#【暨大校庆苏炳添发言：希望培养出更多挑战亚洲极限的中国短跑运动员】月日，庆祝暨南大学建校周年暨董事会成立周年大会在暨南大学石牌校区邵逸夫体育馆举行。在东京夏季奥运会上打破亚洲记录的暨南大学体育学院副教授苏炳添作为教师代表发言。他提到，
[# Su Bing add hope to cultivate more challenge the limit of athletes # [jinan anniversary Su Bing add remarks want to produce more challenge the limits of China in Asia sprinter] month day, celebrate the jinan universitys anniversary and the board of directors of the anniversary of the founding of the Sir Run run in ling, jinan university campus gymnasium. Summer Olympic Games in Tokyo to break records in Asia sports college, jinan university associate professor Su Bing add to speak as a representative of the teachers. He noted that,]
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