冷笑话精选：
别把孩子耽误了@当时我就震惊了 快送孩子去上学[春游家族]@JeromeLeeeee@文科班校花酱哈哈哈哈好可爱@颜文字君这不得保送[喵喵]@我朋友是个奇葩莫 吴允ni？@水晶男孩鸡大帅送去青雅艺高吧
[Dont leave children delayed @ I was shocked the fast to send their children to school [family] for a spring outing @ JeromeLeeeee @ school beauty sauce ha ha ha ha so cute @ performing arts class word jun this may not walk [meow] @ my friend is a wonderful work mo Wu Yun ni? @ crystal boy chicken prince sent to be green, ecomax]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#问天录# 宫九郎失踪，小白狼从其房中奔出，因此引起各种猜疑。斩妖三人团装作寻常道士上门帮助染坊驱魔降妖，钟云飞@邢昭林 暗中探出宫九郎的妖身，可发现与之前狼妖有别，决定暂不打草惊蛇，有意藉由宫九郎找出与狼妖有关的线索。tAxtJIMl
[# # true record the palace of nine lang disappeared, small white Wolf from bolted out of the room, thus cause all sorts of suspicion. Behead demon three regiment pretended to ordinary monks to help dyehouse exorcism decline demon, yun-fei zhong @ XingZhaoLin palace nine lang out secretly a demon, and can be found with the Wolf demon before different, decided to temporarily not startle, to borrow from the palace nine lang find clues related to the Wolf demon. tAxtJIMl]
汽车之家：
沉浸式直播看展、硬核专业解说、劲爆行业内幕，#广州车展# 汽车之家与@斗鱼直播平台 共同为大家带来精彩的新车直播盛宴！手动艾特靓仔靓女，速速上车！
[Immersive live show, hardcore professional explanation and explosive industry insider, home of # # the guangzhou auto show with @ bettas are live platform to bring us wonderful new car live together feast! Manual @ handsome pretty girl, quickly get on the bus!]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
汽车之家：
汽车之家虚拟主播首秀，听听“未来人”如何评价广州车展热门车。戳tAxtxWQ 看直播聊新车！
[Home of automobile virtual host debut, listen to future how to evaluate the guangzhou auto show hot car. Poke tAxtxWQ watching live chat new car! ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪汽车：
#带着微博逛车展# #广州车展#很多车型的命运就是逃不过对比，就如同这两款手足情深的车型——广汽本田eNP和东风本田eNS [摊手][摊手]
[# # # with weibo around motor show guangzhou auto show # many models is to escape the fate of contrast, as the two brothers sisters, guangzhou Honda eNP and dongfeng Honda eNS [stand hand] [stand hand]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
南方都市报：
【网信办拟规定：#人脸指纹等不得作为唯一身份认证#】月日，国家互联网信息办公室发布《网络数据安全管理条例（征求意见稿）》。《意见稿》第二十五条拟规定，不得将人脸、步态、指纹、虹膜、声纹等生物特征作为唯一的个人身份认证方式，以强制个人同意收集其生物特征信息。“这意味着日后所有互联
[[net letter do proposed regulations # face, such as fingerprints may not be used as the only identification # 】 month day, state Internet information office released the network data security management regulations (draft) . Draft article proposed regulation, will not face, gait, fingerprint, iris, voice print as the only individual biological characteristics, such as identity authentication, to mandatory personal agreed to collect information about its biological characteristics. This means that all connected in the future]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
平安北京：
【列举罪名迷惑人，骗子使用网络电话冒充法院工作人员进行诈骗】接到陌生来电，自己的身份证号、手机号码对方都知悉，会不会是真的呢？如何辨别冒充公检法人员进行诈骗？戳视频，涨姿势@平安北京朝阳 tAxTF
[【 listed charges deceiver, cheats use network phone as the court staff fraud] received a strange phone call, his identity card number, mobile number each other were well aware that, could it be true? How to identify fake minor personnel fraud? Poke video, higher position @ Beijing chaoyang tAxTF safely]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
优酷：
#电视剧星辰大海# 史上最有食欲的花絮来了，小酷的口水都已经流下来了！我们阿娇@何翯 怎么不是在吃就是在吃的路上，一定是李一鸣@芦芳生 的投喂太美味了，快让小酷也尝一尝！
tAxtiL
[Most appetite in the history of # # show the ocean trivia, little cool the saliva has already shed! He ejiao @ us how not to eat is on the way to eat, must be Martin lee @ LuFangSheng feeding too delicious, quick let little cool also have a taste! < br > tAxtiL]
汽车之家：
#家家直播#【双大咖直播探店】本期主播二手车行业老大哥-刘掌柜，玩车数十载，听车知好价，看车知好坏！
今天下午：， 亲临花乡二手车市场，教您如何鉴别二手车，更有红包领不停~精彩内容不要错过！
老司机快上车，戳下方链接进入直播间~ tAxtxFN
[# # families live this live double higher-ups agent shop 】 【 anchor used car industry big brother - liu shopkeeper, play cars decades, listen to the car as good price, car know good or bad! < br > this afternoon, visit by huaxiang second-hand car market, to teach you how to identify a used car, more red envelope brought repeatedly ~ dont miss the wonderful content! < br > < br > old drivers get on the car, soon poke link below into the studio ~ tAxtxFN]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#韩国与新冠病毒共存多天致重症创新高#】据韩国中央应急处置本部月日消息，韩国首尔首都圈地区的新冠重症病床使用率近日增至.%，已超过政府叫停分布恢复日常生活模式的%标准，其中首尔市和仁川市的重症病床使用率均超过.%。防疫部门正在争取将首都圈患者转至忠清道以南地区医院，缓解
[[# Korea coexist with new crown virus many days to hit new high intensive #, according to Korean central emergency disposal of this month, Seoul, South Korea, the new champions in the capital area intensive sickbed utilization rate has increased. %, was restored to more than the government halted distribution model of daily life % standard, which Seoul and incheon intensive sickbed utilization rate exceeded. %. Epidemic prevention department is seeking capital patients to zhong district hospital, south of sweeping]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【湖南一#抗癌大叔每天在医院送免费午餐#】湖南长沙，卢洪波曾患骨癌，因理解患病家庭的经济压力，可能会顾不上吃饭，于是近两个月来，他每天都会做份两荤一素的午餐，在肿瘤医院门口送给重症病友。卢洪波说，自己患病时也受到过帮助，所以也希望帮助他人。@大米Video tAxtIYq
[【 hunan a # cancer uncle in the hospital every day to send free lunch # 】 in changsha, hunan province, Lu Hongbo history of bone cancers, cancers of the family economic pressure over understanding illness, may skip meals, so the past two months, and every day to do him a two meat a vegetarian lunch, at the gate of the cancer hospital for severe patients. , who said he fell ill Lu Hongbo also received help, so also want to help others. @ Video tAxtIYq rice]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
ZAKER：
#叶檀财经主体公司被罚万元#【发布违法广告，微信公众号“叶檀财经”主体公司被罚】#叶檀财经发布违法广告被罚#近日，微信公众号“叶檀财经”账号主体“上海叶檀金融信息服务工作室”因发布违法广告被罚万元。月日，上海市市场监督管理局微信公众号“上海市场监管”发布“民生领域案件查办
[# # leaf wingceltis of finance and economics subject company was fined ten thousand yuan [illegal advertising, WeChat public, ye tan financial subject company was fined 】 # # ye tan financial penalty illegal advertising recently, WeChat public, ye tan financial account subject Shanghai ye tan studio financial information service for illegal advertising was fined ten thousand yuan. Month, market supervision and administration of Shanghai WeChat public, Shanghai market regulation released the peoples livelihood field case]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪新闻客户端：
【速查！这款常用退烧药被注销！】近日，国家药品监督管理局发布《关于注销汞溴红溶液等个药品注册证书的公告（年第号）》通告。其中，家中常用的一款“退烧神药”也在名单中，副作用不可轻视！严重或导致死亡。另外，还有一些常用药也在申请注销，很多都是家中常备药！快来看看你家药箱有没
[Quick! The common fever be cancelled! Recently, the state drug administration issued about the cancellation of the merbromin solution such as a drug registration certificate of announcement (year) notice. Commonly used in the home of a god fever medicine also in the list, side effect not to be sneezed at. Serious or cause death. In addition, there are some commonly used medicines are also applies for the cancellation, many are standing drugs in the home! Come and look at your medicine cabinet is there]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#突围# 圆满收官，战报强势来袭！剧集热度Top成绩亮眼，斩获全网热搜+火热出圈，独家内容渗透心智抢占。艰难追寻真相终现，信念坚定突出重围！酷酷子感恩突围之旅与你相伴[心]#上优酷看突围#
[# # to break complete MSC, the grand strength to attack! Heat series Top grade bright eye, gains so hot search + hot ones, preemption exclusive content penetrating mind. Difficult to pursue truth, firm faith beckoning! Cool son Thanksgiving break trip with you always [heart] youku to see Sally # #]
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