冷笑话精选：
好好看@表情bot哈哈哈哈哈真的拍了很多天空@可爱凯_我的手机有一半是猫猫头[开学季]@狗逼前任别来看我微博多无趣的人才会整天低头忘记看看天空
[Good @ expression bot ha ha ha ha ha really took a lot of sky @ lovely kay _ half my cell phone is the cat head [back-to-school] @ former dog dont come to see me weibo more boring people bowed their heads and forget to look at the sky all day]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博位置：
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[Click tAxbsmT, weibo see more here!]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo
优酷：
#电视剧星辰大海# 林家兄弟竞争进入白热化，林恒之@林峯 面临巨大挑战，事业与爱情之间，他到底会如何抉择？明晚锁定优酷，《星辰大海》精彩继续！
tAxrKKa
[# # TV stars sea Lin brothers into the white-hot competition, face a challenge of Lin Heng @ ling feng, between love and career, how will he choose? Tomorrow evening, the ocean lock youku wonderful continue! < br > tAxrKKa]
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 购车时，让你决定掏钱买某款车的“最终”理由是什么？
[# # good night family go, let you decided to buy a car at the end of what is the reason? ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新摄影网：
【富士发布财年上半年度财报】在专业级影像业务，FUJIFILM GFXS无反数码相机，其小巧的机身采用中画幅传感器，凭借超高的图像画质，在世界各地广受赞誉，持续畅销。 年 月 日，公司推出了 FUJIFILM GFXS II，这是 GFX 无反数码相机系列的最新产品。详情：tAxbCjb
[[Fuji release in the second half of fiscal year earnings] business in a professional image, FUJIFILM GFXS no digital camera, the cabinet body sensor with the medium format with ultra high image quality, acclaimed all over the world, continue to sell well. Year month day, the company introduced a FUJIFILM GFXS II, this is the latest GFX without the digital camera series products. Details tAxbCjb]
全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...
卢健生：
叫总统去做认知测试，好大的胆啊！
[Ask the President to do cognitive tests, good big of bravery!]
Z CAM 首席执行官
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#小猫咪能有什么坏心思呢？它只是想多喝点牛奶而已[doge]tAaFV
[# # the kitten can big in the middle of the night understand what bad idea? It is just want to drink lots of milk [doge] tAaFV]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#和狗狗无障碍沟通是什么体验？感觉再问下去就要开口说话[跪了]tAtSeLjW
[# # the night big understand and dog barrier-free communication is what experience? Felling ask down will speak] [kneeling tAtSeLjW]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
南方都市报：
【合肥一涉黑团伙资产被拍卖：一瓶五粮液以元成交】月日，南都记者从安徽合肥瑶海区人民法院了解到，近日该院在阿里拍卖开展“黑财清底执行攻坚”专场网络司法拍卖，处置袁守奇等人涉黑案过亿资产。据阿里拍卖平台显示，此次被拍卖的标的中有一瓶五粮液起拍价为元，此外还有年、年
[【 hefei a gangs assets being put up for sale a bottle of wuliangye clinchs a deal with yuan 】, February nd SMW reporter understands from anhui hefei yao area peoples court, the hospital recently in ali auction black wealth the execution engines by special judicial sale network, disposal Yuan Shouqi et in gang RMB assets. According to ali auction platform, the mark in the sale of a bottle of wuliangye started at yuan, in addition to years and years]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 告诉你，一想到你，我这张丑脸上就泛起微笑。——王小波
[# ZAKER# tell you in the middle of the night, the thought of you, I will smile on the the ugliness of a face. - wang]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
卢健生：
好友在英国收到同一天张罚单，都是超速，每单罚款兼扣分。我问他超速了多少？他说那段路限速公里，他开到。之后他打电话去警察局投诉；「我只有分，你们开了张罚单扣我分时，按道理我的分已扣完必须停牌，但你们不通知我，让我继续开车，然后再罚我再扣分，那么会不会告我无牌驾驶呢？」
[Friends receive tickets on the same day, in the UK are speeding, every single fines and points. I asked him how much? He said the road speed limit kilometers, he drove up to. Then he called complained to the police station; I only points, you opened a ticket button, I finished my points have buckle on principle must be suspended, but you do not notice me, let me continue to drive, and then my points again, so unlicensed driving will tell me? ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#私家车提前度礼让出警消防车#[good]】#消防安全知多少#近日，江苏苏州，一左转道私家车在路口等红灯时，听见后方出警消防车鸣笛，提前反应将车行至直行道礼让消防车。信号灯转为绿灯后，所有车辆都在默默等待，直到消防车全部通过，礼让车辆才回归原道并获后方车辆爱心点赞。点赞，为那些胸怀大爱
[【 police fire truck # # cars degrees ahead of comity [good]] how many # # on fire control safety knowledge recently, in suzhou, jiangsu province, a private cars in the road when the red light turn left, heard that the rear of a police truck honking, reaction to garage to straight lines comity fire truck in advance. After the signal turns green, all the vehicles in silently waiting for, until the fire brigade all through, comity vehicles to return to the original way and rear love thumb up. Thumb up, for those who love]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#医院给打疫苗不哭闹小学生发奖状#[抱一抱]】月日，四川遂宁。遂宁市第一人民医院在新冠疫苗留观点为小学生们设立义诊免费体检，对于打疫苗不哭闹的小朋友还送上了奖状用于奖励，除此之外，医院还设立了专门的气球发放点送气球供小朋友们玩耍。tAxbCGz
[【 # hospital to make vaccine not crying primary germinal testimonials # [embrace a embrace]] month, sichuan suining. Suining city first peoples hospital in new vaccines for point set yizhen free physical examination for the pupils, dont cry for vaccination of children is also on the certificates to reward, in addition, the hospital has also set up special balloons depot to send balloons for children to play. tAxbCGz]
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优酷：
#Angelababy调整颠球战术#人共同挑战同心击鼓下，不仅酷酷子看晕了，“球”也被颠晕了，@angelababy 按照站位的疏密度调整战术，他们能否挑战不可能呢？每周五晚：，优酷全网首播，精彩不容错过！#上优酷看奔跑吧#
tAxbDPZ
[# # Angelababy adjustment bounce the ball tactics are common challenges under concentric drums, not only cool the son see dizzy, ball also be kicked dizzy, @ Angelababy according to the formation of porosities adjust tactics, they can challenge the impossible? Every Friday night, youku tech-oriented premiere, wonderful not to be missed! Youku watch running on # # # < br > tAxbDPZ]
猫扑：
#猫扑晚安# 沉浸式吃播 吃完就去睡觉咯~ tAxbDhWZ
[# # mop goodnight immersion eat eat went to sleep cough up ~ tAxbDhWZ]
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