冷笑话精选：
好快乐哦@表情bot哈哈哈哈哈可可爱爱！@yuna酱__拿牌子的小朋友好骄傲哦@小学门口卖气球销售冠军带头的小孩好可爱！
[Good happy oh @ expression bot ha ha ha ha ha cute love! @ yuna sauce __ take good brand of children proud oh @ elementary school door selling balloons sales championship lead the children so cute!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白# 【医学双语科普：艾滋病毒和艾滋病（HIV and AIDS）】#全球第二例艾滋病自愈者出现#艾滋病到底是如何影响免疫系统并导致获得性免疫机能丧失综合症的？tAcpIueN
[# # the night big understand the medical bilingual science HIV and AIDS (HIV and AIDS) 】 # # the worlds second cases of HIVAIDS self-healing person appear how HIV affect the immune system and leads to acquired immune function loss syndrome? tAcpIueN]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白# 【视频教程！#想减肥不想出门怎么办#】一到冬天胖三斤，想减肥还不想出门，说的是你吗？在家里一个动作，就能助你瘦全身，还能改善体态。看视频↓练起来！@CCTV生活圈 tAxbXwE
[# # # the night big understand 【 video tutorial! Want to reduce weight dont want to go out to do # 】 one to three catties fat in winter, dont want to go out, want to reduce weight is you said? A movement in the home, can help you thin body, still can improve posture. Watch video left to practice! @ CCTV life circle tAxbXwE]
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南方都市报：
#武汉一小区外墙坠物砸死人#【武汉外墙坠物砸死人涉事小区正做安全检测！死者系网约车司机】湖北武汉小区外墙砸落致一人死亡一事持续引发关注。月日，武汉市江汉区房管局答复南都记者称，除在事发建筑周围搭建脚手架外，近两天专案调查组正采用红外检测仪等，对该小区所有楼栋进行检测。“在没有完
[A village outside wall falling objects hit the dead # # wuhan [wuhan walls falling objects hit the dead involved community safety testing is done! The dead system network about car driver 】 in wuhan district outside wall to hit falls to one death continues to prompt attention. Month, wuhan jianghan district housing authority reply SMW reporter said, in addition to outside the building scaffolding around the building, nearly two days project team is using the infrared detector, etc., all the village building. When there is no end]
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知乎：
《团建结束第二天，我辞职了》
每一个被社会毒打过的年轻人都被公司毒打过，每一个被公司毒打过的年轻人都被团建毒打过。
比起每天的工作，本意就是要放松的团建，为啥反而引起了年轻人的反感 tAxVuwe
[End of the party building on the second day, I quit my job, < br > < br > every been social beaten young man was beaten, each company was beaten before young people maltreated by party building. < br > < br > compared to work every day, original intention is to relax the party building, is what caused the young mans antipathy tAxVuwe instead]
谢邀，人在中国，刚下飞机，知乎官方微博，就不匿了。
ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 说睡就睡，是有些人类拥有的最牛逼的超能力。——TheWeirdWorld
[# ZAKER# said in the middle of the night sleep and then sleep, is that some humans have a newbest superpowers. - TheWeirdWorld]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 明天就是 #广州车展# 媒体日啦！大家想看什么车？评论区告诉我！ 明天都给大家安排上！别忘了明天上午点 准时来看我们的#汽车之家超级直播周# 媒体日直播哦！[打call][打call][打call] #让世界看中国#
[# # # # tomorrow is guangzhou auto show good night family media day! What you want to see the car? Comments tell me!!!!!!! All give you arrange for tomorrow! Dont forget to point on time tomorrow morning to see our # # home of auto super live weeks media day live! Play call [] [play call] [play call] # # let the world see China]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小野妹子学吐槽：
羊肉，茼蒿，午餐肉@休闲璐 贡菜 牛蛙 西红柿（没打错，我最近特别爱辣锅涮西红柿@江南大野花千页豆腐 脑花 肥牛卷@班叔豆皮，肥肠，羊肉卷 @开水族馆的生物男 脑花、血、粉肠@卡赞牛肉、猪脑、鸭血[二哈]@蘸盐羊肉，粉丝，冻豆腐
[Lamb, garden chrysanthemum, lunch meat @ leisure gong food moves bullfrog tomatoes (not wrong, I love hot pot rinse tomatoes @ jiangnan recent special big wild flowers thousand pages tofu brain take fat volume @ class tertiary bean curd, intestine, mutton rolls @ aquarium biological male brain flower, blood, pig oviduct @ series beef, pig brain, duck blood two ha @ mutton dipped in salt, fan, frozen bean curd]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：
真的好甜！@文科班校花酱好甜好甜！[酸]@万事屋纸纸酱啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊好甜！[酸]@阿拉斯猪猪猪啊啊啊啊啊啊啊真好啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
[Really good sweet! @ liberal arts class beauty queen sauce good sweet sweet! [acid] @ all the house of paper paper jam agghh agghh good sweet! [acid] @ Alastair pig pig nice agghh ahhh agghh ahhh]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#妈妈回应外卖宝宝治愈笑容走红#：在菜场有两三百个爷爷奶奶[哈哈]】据@荔枝新闻 报道：近日，江苏常州“外卖宝宝”霏儿刷碗的视频走红网络，治愈笑容打动无数网友。霏儿的爸爸是一名普通的外卖员，一家三口蜗居在不到平方的出租屋内。霏儿个月大时得了小儿肺炎，治疗花光了家中积蓄。为挣钱，霏
[【 responded to take-out baby cure smile hit # # mother in market by my grandparents (ha ha) 】 the @ litchi news reported recently, the jiangsu changzhou baby take-away faye son brush a bowl of video popular network, cure smile touched countless Internet users. Shes father is an ordinary take-away, three inside the rental of humble abode in less than a square. She months got infantile pneumonia, and the treatment of spent home savings. To earn money, she]
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南方都市报：
#北京冬奥会# 【冬奥安全保障应用了哪些新技术？河北科技厅发言人答南都问】月日，北京冬奥组委召开科技冬奥新闻发布会，河北省科技厅副厅长、新闻发言人李丛民回答南都提问时表示，张家口赛区建立了滑雪场与崇礼院区互联互通的救治预警系统和信息化平台。此外，在保障运动安全方面自主研发了防风
[# # Beijing Olympics games are 【 what new technologies used in security? Hebei, a spokesman for the department of a SMW q] month day, games organizers held the press conference of science and technology the games in Beijing, hebei province, deputy director of department of science, spokesman Li Congmin answer questions from nunn said, zhangjiakou division established ski resorts and worship ceremony on campus interconnectivity treatment early warning system and information platform. In addition, independent research and development in the protection of sports safety in the wind]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【上海一岁#女童想去游乐场被拒赌气玩失踪#[衰]】近日，上海市民吴阿姨和老伴儿带着岁的孙女出门，孙女想去游乐场玩被拒，结果赌气玩起了失踪。民警通过视频寻找，发现了小女孩的踪迹。原来，小女孩在往家走的路上，已经被热心的邻居给发现了，邻居把小女孩送到派出所，老两口随后把孙女接回了家。
[【 Shanghai # year old girls want to go to the playground play missing # rejected pique [failure]] recently, the Shanghai citizens aunt wu and his wife go out with old granddaughter, granddaughter wants to go to the amusement park was rejected, result in anger played the missing. Police through the video search, found the trail of the little girl. Originally, the little girl on the road on his way home, warm-hearted neighbors to find had been made, and a neighbor to the police station, the little girl granddaughter back home the old couple then. ]
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南方都市报：
#哈尔滨天降冰柱砸穿车窗#【哈尔滨“天降”冰柱砸穿车窗，一旁的车主被吓到连退两步】月日，黑龙江哈尔滨一名男子将车停路边和朋友聊天，突然一根冰柱从高空坠落，直接将挡风玻璃砸穿。据车主介绍，前段时间哈尔滨遭遇极端天气，水管被冻出冰柱，近日由于天气变暖掉了下来。所幸事件中两名男子并无
[Icicles smashed through the window # # Harbin heaven 【 Harbin heaven icicles smashed through the window, one side of the car owners were scared even back two steps] month day, heilongjiang Harbin a man pulled up the side of the road and friends to chat, suddenly a icicles falling from the sky, the windshield smashed through directly. According to owner, some time ago to Harbin experienced extreme weather, water is frozen out icicles, dropped recently because the weather is getting warm. Fortunately, two men in no]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【密恐慎入！#澳大利亚万只红蟹迁徙#】近日，澳大利亚超过万只红蟹从丛林迁徙到圣诞岛，所到之处满眼红色。红蟹成群结队地穿过道路、桥梁、岩石和溪流，以便及时到达目的地进行繁殖。当地人和游客都会在这个时期去拍摄红蟹迁徙的壮观画面，这被认为是地球上规模最大的动物迁徙之一。@中新视频
[【 close silently into the feared! # ten thousand Australian red crab migration # 】 recently, Australia, more than ten thousand migrate to the Christmas island red crab from the jungle, everywhere with red. Crabs in droves across the roads, Bridges, rocks and streams, in order to arrive destination to reproduce. Locals and visitors in this period to take shots of crab migration, it is considered to be one of the migration of the largest animals on the earth. @ new video]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：
哪些经典动图，百看不厌，笑到飙泪
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[What classic figure, never tireless, laugh to tears < br > _____________________________]
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