冷笑话精选:
好漂亮[开学季]@解忧小瓶盖美颜美色@阅读手册 古装的美在她们身上体现得淋漓尽致。@实在想不起用什么名字 真的好好看!@羞羞叶不修 被美得说不出话了,每一个都
[How niceback-to-school @ melancholy little cap beauty beauty @ read the handbook of ancient costume beauty in them reflect incisively and vividly. What is the name @ can use really good-looking! @ shy leaves not is say one word beautiful, each one]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小浪同学爱吐槽:
#深夜大明白# 【每天都喝咖啡,会对身体不好吗?】#咖啡是成年人白天里的酒#,喝咖啡会不会影响健康呢,每天喝多少咖啡,才不会过量?咖啡的合理摄入量是多少?戳↓tAVayneL
[# # the night big understand [drink coffee every day, can bad to the body? Coffee is adult day # #, drink coffee will affect health, how much coffee every day, dont too much? What is the reasonable consumption of coffee? Stamp left tAVayneL]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端:
#深夜大明白# 【一饱眼福!#地绝美雪景混剪#[雪花]】小雪到了,你那里下雪了吗?送你一场过目难忘的雪↓↓[心]tAxMDpAW
[# # # the night big understand [to see them all! To beautiful snow mixed cut # [snow]] light snow came, and you its snowing there? Send you a memorable snow left left tAxMDpAW [heart]]
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汽车之家:
#晚安家人# 如果让你用一个四字词语形容一下你的驾驶风格,你会说?[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[# # good night family if let you use a four word phrases to describe your driving style, would you say? [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
ZAKER:
#深夜ZAKER# 雪夜里,生暖炉,促足相依偎,静闻雪落无痕。——沈复
[# ZAKER# late at night in hakodate, heater, logos, nestle, static smell snow non-trace. - Shen Fu]
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微博时尚:
#冬日减肥技巧干货#分钟get冬日减肥秘籍![羞嗒嗒]#双十一种草大会#
[# # the winter dry weight loss techniques minutes get winter weight loss secrets! [shame clicking] # # double tenth conference on a grass]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
新浪汽车:
#车迷夜聊# 今天聊聊脚垫吧,你的啥材质?多少钱买的?
[# # fans night talk today about floor MATS, you of what material? How much money to buy it? ]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
#村医坚守年为孤寡老人免费看病#,用坏个医药箱↓↓#表达感恩说和做哪个更重要#
[# # village doctor to years to see the doctor for free for elderly gentleman, with a bad medicine cabinet left left express gratitude which is more important, saying and doing # #]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端:
【#物业回应武汉女子小区坠楼#:我们只能劝导,加涉事业主好友未通过】月日凌晨,武汉岁女子卢孝林从小区楼跳下轻生。出事前她多次在业主群反映,因被宠物狗追逐与几名狗主人产生矛盾,被对方围堵、辱骂。她曾向物业和社区反映过,但未得到有效处理,无奈之下才“以命相抗”。其他业主也表示,
[【 responded to wuhan womens community building # # property we can only persuasion, plus involved business owners friends failed 】 month day early morning, wuhan old woman Lu Xiaolin jumping from residential buildings, suicide. Before she reflected many times in the owner group, by pet dogs chasing with several host conflict, by the other party containment, abusive. She had to the property and community, but did not get effective treatment, helpless under just in their fight. Other owners also said,]
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南方都市报:
#陪伴深圳人年的沃尔玛月底结业#【陪伴深圳人年!#中国内地首家沃尔玛月底撤场#】作为深圳乃至中国大陆第一家沃尔玛超市,洪湖沃尔玛陪伴深圳人整整年,今年也是沃尔玛在中国的周年,如今这家超市将于月底结业。有附近居民告诉南都记者,洪湖沃尔玛已经陪伴自己几十年,听说要撤场后深感不舍,
[# # with completion at the end of shenzhen people years wal-mart the company in shenzhen people! # # 】 from field at the end of the first wal-mart in mainland China in shenzhen and China, the first wal-mart honghu companions in shenzhen for years, wal-mart and wal-mart in China this year anniversary, today the supermarket will be completion at the end of the month. Have nearby residents tell SMW reporter, honghu wal-mart has with their decades, heard to withdraw after deeply,]
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ZAKER:
【#印度农民家出生四眼两嘴神牛# 当地人蜂拥膜拜】据英国《镜报》月日报道,印度中央邦印多尔一户农民家出生了一只四只眼睛两张嘴的小牛,当地人将其称之为“神圣的奇迹”蜂拥前去膜拜。
这头小牛可以从它的两张嘴里喝奶,人们相信它是健康的。视频中,小牛犊摇摇晃晃地走着,在另一张图片里,主
[【 # Indian farmer was born four eyes two mouth cattle # locals flock to worship god], according to the daily mirror reported February nd, madhya pradesh India indore a farmers family was born a four eyes two mouths of Dallas, locals call it divine miracle flocked to worship. < br > < br > this calf can drink milk from its two mouth, it is believed that it is healthy. In the video, calf staggered walk, in the other picture, Lord]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【新花样!#大学生自制花式雪球挂满整棵树#】近日,新疆农业大学学生自制各种形状的雪球挂满枝头。学生表示,遇到下雪天大家买了模具把雪“夹”在树上。用雪球夹制成的雪球,有星星状,有爱心状,有雪人状,配合着点亮的彩灯,如同一片童话世界。网友: #玩雪的方式越来越高级了# tAxxSusB
[【 new tricks! # homemade fancy college students snowball hung with the whole tree # 】 recently, xinjiang agricultural university students homemade snowball hung branches of various shapes. Students say, meet snow day you buy the mold clip the snow in a tree. Made of snowball snowball clamp, star shape, has the compassion, a snowman, cooperate with the light of lights, like a fairy tale world. Net friend # way more and more advanced # tAxxSusB play with snow]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#中大校园内AED成功救回心脏骤停阿伯#】月日晚时许,中山大学广州校区西大球场一位阿伯突然晕倒,心脏骤停。时分,中山大学孙逸仙纪念医院南校园门诊部值班医生彭安萍接到保安求助电话,与同事陈一剑护士携带AED、抢救物品骑车赶往现场。约点分,经紧急救助,阿伯情况好转。随后彭安萍
[[# AED successful senior colonel grounds to rescue cardiac arrest in abreu # 】 on Sunday night when xu, sun yat-sen university in guangzhou campus west stadium a abreu suddenly fainted, cardiac arrest. South campus, sun yat-sen university, sun yat-sen memorial hospital outpatient doctor on duty Peng Anping receive a call from a security guard for help, and colleague Chen yat Kim nurses carry AED, save items to ride a bike rushed to the scene. About some points, the emergency rescue, abreu conditions improve. Then Peng Anping]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
南方都市报:
【#名地质员为何被困哀牢山#】月日,来自中国地质调查局昆明自然资源综合调查中心的名队员,进入到哀牢山腹地进行野外作业后失联。日,人被先后发现于号补给点附近,不幸遇难。此次救援,当地共派出千余人次进入哀牢山搜救,@紧急呼叫 跟随搜救队进入哀牢山尝试还原此次救援。
[Why the part # of geological trapped ailaoshan #] month day, from kunming, China geological survey team of the comprehensive research center of natural resources, deep into the ailaoshan lost after fieldwork. Day, people were successively found in near supplies, died. The rescue, the local dispatched thousands of people into the ailaoshan search and rescue, emergency call @ following the search and rescue teams into the ailaoshan try to restore the rescue. ]
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但斌:
元宇宙一哥争霸!微软Meta谁才是大BOSS?tAxxNXzz
[Yuan one universe supremacy! Microsoft Meta who is the big BOSS? tAxxNXzz]
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