冷笑话精选：
书籍是人类进步的阶梯@谁年少不向往天涯海角读书，是为了成为一个有温度、懂情趣、会思考的人。@阅读手册为了未来你可以有更多的选择，选择你的工作，选择你想要的生活！
[Books are the ladder of human progress @ who dont aspire to the ends of the earth to study, young is to be a temperature, understand temperament and interest, thinking people. @ read the handbook for the future you can have more choice, choose your work, choose the life you want!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：
【最不像西北的“牡丹之乡”，在甘肃】 精读|长在西北荒漠的“江南水乡”，真不简单>> tAInd
[【 the most dont like the northwest the hometown of peony, in gansu province 】 intensive reading long | in the northwest desert jiangnan, true not simple > > tAInd]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
金山夜话博主：
相貌上的美，是可以在短时间没消失的，一种真正持久的美是由内而外释放的。
[The beauty of appearance, is cant disappear in a short time, a truly lasting beauty is released from the inside out. ]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
微博搞笑排行榜：
预告今晚分互动题目：“说一件「很解气的事」越爽越好”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast points interactive topic tonight, said a very few as cool as possible. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【糖分超标！#女孩扮哆啦A梦向退伍男友求婚#[憧憬]】月日，在开封到株洲的G次高铁上，武警退伍战士彭安提前买好了玫瑰花，准备下车的时候向女友求婚。没想到女友穿着哆啦A梦服装提前坐上高铁，带着求婚卡片和鲜花来向他求婚，感动了现场所有人。据了解，他们已相爱一年，计划明年结婚，今天是他...全文： m.weibo
[The excess sugar! # girl dress up as doraemon to propose to former boyfriend # [hope]] month, in kaifeng on zhuzhou G higher iron, armed police veterans Peng An bought her roses in advance, ready to get off to his girlfriend to marry him. Didnt think his girlfriend doraemon dress in advance on the high-speed rail, with CARDS and flowers to him she proposed, moved all the people. It is understood that they have been in love for a year, plan to get married next year, today is he... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博汽车：
#同价位买油还是买电# 看完电影睡一觉，搭载激光雷达，成为年轻人的第二“家”
[With price to buy oil or electric # # sleep, watching the movie young people carrying the laser radar, become the second home]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
ZAKER：
【#男子直播吃点燃的鞭炮被封号#，平台：自残博取流量】据@七环视频 消息：月日，一段男子直播“吃鞭炮”的视频在网络流传，视频中男子将点燃的鞭炮放在嘴里爆燃。对此直播平台认定该行为存在以自残自虐博取流量的问题，已将该账户永久封禁。tAInaLF
[【 # men live to eat lighted firecrackers ban #, platform self-injury to gain traffic 】 according to @ video news seven ring month day, a man live firecrackers video circulated on the Internet and video deflagration of man will be lighted firecrackers in your mouth. This live platform that the problems with incomplete from the nue to gain the flow behavior, has the account permanently banned. tAInaLF]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
维维任意门：
明天要替大家先去探路啦～
有啥想了解的评论区留言吧！
#北京环球影城[超话]##维维任意门[超话]#
[Tomorrow for you to feel ~ < br > what would like to know the comments section of a message! < br > universal studios [ultra words] # # # Beijing [ultra words] # d d any door]
以吃喝玩乐为生的仙女✨ 商务联络微信：DDX
微博媒体学院：
#送英雄回家# 【#全网接力诵读谁是最可爱的人# 等你参加！】作家魏巍撰写的《谁是最可爱的人》感动了一代代中国人。#第批在韩志愿军烈士遗骸明天回国#，人民日报新媒体联合各网络平台发起“谁是最可爱的人”全网诵读活动。网友录制视频或音频发送到zhengji@pdnews或上传到各平台活动专区。重温经典...全文： m.weibo
[# # # see hero home 【 tech-oriented relay to read who is the most lovely person # when you attend!] Writer wei weis who is the most lovely people moved generations of Chinese. # remains of the first group of volunteers in Korea martyrs home # tomorrow, the Peoples Daily new media joint each network platform launched who is the most lovely people cut in reading activities. Internet video or audio recording sent to zhengji @ pdnews activity zone or uploaded to the platform. Reliving classic... The full text m. eibo]
最新、最快新闻视频
刘彦斌：
嘲笑别人其实就是狂妄自大的一种表现！狂妄自大的人迟早会被股市修理！
[Laugh at others is a manifestation of hubris! Arrogance will sooner or later be stock repair!!! ]
刘彦斌：
炒股的人，切忌头脑发热！时刻都要有风险意识！
[Fry, hot heads of avoid by all means! Always be risk awareness. ]
李开复：
祝Momenta五周年生日快乐！五年来，Momenta在旭东团队带领下，从到再到成为中国自动驾驶领域首家独角兽公司。期待Momenta一路飞轮疾驰，成为“Made in China”的世界级硬科技公司的典范[good]@Momenta @曹旭东Momenta
[Happy birthday to mark the fifth anniversary of Momenta. In the past five years, Momenta kyokuto team, led by from to to become Chinas first unicorn company automated driving field. Expect Momenta flywheel gallop all the way, become a Made in China a model of hard world-class technology companies [good] @ Momenta @ xu-dong cao Momenta]
创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin
优酷：
#上优酷看一剪芳华# #陆远之江末生决裂#陆远之在康宁的帮助下成功修补好了礼服，毫不知情的江末生带着辛苦寻来的布料，与陆远之挑明想要个说法，并怀疑苏敬安已经将“天衣无缝”传给了陆远之，陆远之碍于不想牵连康宁无法开口真相，两人误会与间隙愈演愈烈，或许再也无法回到从前......@张昊唯 @洪尧 ...全文： m.weibo
[# youku have a cut on the youth # # Lu Yuan zhijiang born at the end of the break with the help of the corning of # Lu Yuan successful repair good dress, unwitting jiang was born with a hard to find at the end of the cloth, and makes clear of Lu Yuan want a statement, and suspected Su Jingan has the perfect to Lu Yuan, Lu Yuan due to dont want to involvement of corning unable to speak the truth, two people misunderstanding with the gap growing, maybe cant go back in time... @ Zhang Haowei @ HongYao... The full text m. eibo]
新浪新闻客户端：
【#当代年轻人戒糖有多难#】开学第一天，来杯奶茶压压惊。你知道吗，一杯奶茶的含糖量约为-g／杯，而《中国居民膳食指南》则建议每日摄入糖最好控制在g以下。过量摄入糖分可能会导致肥胖、糖尿病、心脏病等等。道理都懂，但就是戒不掉怎么办？馋的时候试试这些健康零食吧！（来源：@人民日报 ）
[【 # # the contemporary young people how hard sugar 】 the first day of school, a cup of milk tea requisite. Do you know that a cup of milk tea is about - ga cup of sugar content, while the Chinese residents dietary guidelines recommended daily intake of sugar is the best control under g. Excess intake of sugar can lead to obesity, diabetes, heart disease and so on. Is known to all, but is not quit? Chan try these healthy snacks! (source @ the Peoples Daily)]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
刘彦斌：
英大证券李大霄：要警惕高估股票的风险 tAInvVB
[The big stock Li Daxiao be alert tAInvVB overvalued stock risk]
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