冷笑话精选：
好强@他只是个孩子啊震撼！细节拉满！@饭的吐槽 开玩笑 山东小清华不是白叫的[doge]@一线冲浪大户 好家伙，九段线还特意跑出来[跪了]
[Strong @ he is just a child shock! Pull full details! @ the teasing joke shandong small tsinghua not of rice white called the doge @ a line of surf big boy, ran out of nine section of the line also specially] [kneeling]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#闫琰叫桑祈放学别走#桑祈@赵露思的微博 刚入学国子监就面临了校园经典桥段，放学别走！面临“小霸王”闫琰@敖瑞鹏的微博 的操场约见，桑祈又会有怎样的反应呢？记得锁定酷酷子，看《国子监来了个女弟子》～
[# # 闫琰 called SAN qi, dont go school SAN qi @ conferring of weibo early imperial academy school facing the old campus, school, dont go! Facing a little overlord 闫琰 @ AoRuiPeng weibo playground appointment, SAN qi will be, what kind of reaction? Remember to lock the cool son, look at the imperial academy to a female disciple ~]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#东莞报告例HN病例#】广东省卫生健康委月日通报，东莞市报告例HN病例。患者李某富，男，岁，广西柳州人，现住东莞市大岭山镇。目前患者在东莞市的定点医院积极治疗。专家研判认为，本次出现的病例为偶发个案，现阶段该病毒传播风险较低。tAMUNxad
[[# # dongguan report HN cases] health committee date of notification of guangdong province, dongguan city report HN cases. Li mou in patients with rich, male, age, guangxi liuzhou people, now lives in dongguan DaLing hills. Patients in dongguan the fixed-point hospital active treatment at present. Expert analysis thinks, appear this case is accidental case, at this stage low risk of the spread of the virus. tAMUNxad]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#辅警回应夜查酒吧宣传反诈APP# 要拿出警察活泼的一面】月日，山东德州警方夜查酒吧后宣传反诈APP的视频引发关注。“下载前五名送头盔”、“接着奏乐接着舞”，警方独特的宣传方式引现场人员欢呼。月日，当事辅警胡星辰对此回应称，进行反诈宣传要铺天盖地，针对年轻人进行宣传要拿出警察活泼...全文： m.weibo
[【 # auxiliary police response YeZha bar propaganda against fraud APP # to take out the police lively side 】 month day, shandong Texas police YeZha bar propaganda against fraud after APP video cause attention. Download and send the helmet top five, and then playing music and dance, police in unique way of propaganda field personnel cheering. Month, party auxiliary police stars respond by hu jintao, propaganda against fraud to flood to promote young people to take out the police lively... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
#对话新加坡防疫神曲主创卖鱼哥#【对话新加坡防疫神曲主创“卖鱼哥”：真没想到在中国这么红】最近，一条号召老人接种疫苗的“新加坡防疫神曲”爆红，歌曲使用普通话、粤语、潮汕话、闽南话演唱，节奏性强，“魔性洗脑”，被新加坡总理李显龙的夫人何晶转载，也引发了中国网友的广泛关注。近日南都、N...全文： m.weibo
[# # dialogue in Singapore and epidemic prevention divina commedia selling fish sometimes brother 【 dialogue Singapore epidemic prevention divine comedy fish sometimes I didnt know that in China, the red 】 recently, a call to the old man vaccination divine comedy Singapore epidemic prevention, songs use mandarin, cantonese and teochew, min, rhythmic, ones brainwashed, Mrs Ho ching reproduced by Singaporean prime minister lee hsien loong, also caused the extensive concern of Chinese netizens. Recently nunn, N... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
突然很想家@落木祎祎确实如此，疫情快两年没回去了[悲伤]@贩卖蕉虑_小时候为什么会渴望长大[单身狗][单身狗][单身狗][单身狗][单身狗][单身狗]
[Suddenly fall very homesick @ wood yi yi indeed, epidemic nearly two years since I last went back [sad] @ selling Manila about _ why desire as a child grow up [single dog] [single dog] [single dog] [single dog] [single dog] [single dog]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：
【#狗子乘电梯走错边上上下下分钟# ，网友：选错方向再努力也没用】近日，江西九江。有网友发视频，一只阿拉斯加下扶梯时走错方向，惹笑网友。视频中，阿拉斯加在扶梯上，上上下下。目击者蔡女士表示，阿拉斯加在扶梯上待了五分钟左右，最终扶梯放慢速度，才得以解脱。网友评论：选错了方向再努力也没...全文： m.weibo
[【 # dog son take the elevator on the wrong side up and down minutes #, netizen choose the wrong direction efforts again trashy also 】 recently, jiangxi jiujiang. Some netizens hair video, a wrong direction when the escalator, Alaska provoked laughter netizens. In the video, Alaska on the escalator, up and down. Witnesses said ms tsai, Alaska on the escalator for five minutes, finally escalators to slow down, to liberation. The net friend comment on choose the wrong direction again hard didnt also... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#教练员记录全运会赛场最忙志愿者#：每场比赛都离不开幕后的人[心]】月日，陕西西安。全运会空手道比赛现场一位志愿者跟在摄像师后面不停地整理线路，看起来十分忙碌。据贵州队空手道教练员李女士介绍，自己已经连续天看到这个志愿者了，特别可爱就想记录下来。觉得每场比赛都离不开幕后的每一个...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # coaches recorded the field of the national games is the most busy volunteers every game cannot leave behind the people [heart]] month day, xi an. National karate competition scene a volunteer behind the cameramen kept finishing line, looks very busy. According to guizhou team karate coaches Ms. Li, it is consecutive days to see the volunteers, especially cute like recorded. Think every game cannot leave behind every... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#哈尔滨新增例确诊# 两天累计确诊例】#哈尔滨疫情哪些信息值得关注#月日，据哈尔滨市疫情防控发布会消息，月日时至日时，哈尔滨市新增新冠肺炎确诊病例例。其中例由重点人群筛查阳性转为确诊病例。截至日时，哈尔滨累计本土确诊病例共例。有关部门已对所有排查出的密切接触者...全文： m.weibo
[[# # Harbin new cases confirmed two days accumulated cases diagnosed 】 #, what information is remarkable #, Harbin, according to the epidemic prevention and control conference in Harbin on day by day, the new crown pneumonia confirmed cases of new cases of Harbin city. One example from focus groups screening positive to confirmed cases. As of the day, Harbin cumulative domestic total cases of confirmed cases. Authorities have close contacts of all screening out... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博汽车：
#新能源理想型# 动漫里走出来的二次元小可爱~不到w还配主动安全，太🉑了哦[污]
[# to getting out of the new type energy ideal # anime secondary yuan not cute ~ w and active safety, too 🉑 oh [pollution]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#辅警回应夜查酒吧宣传反诈APP#】月日，山东德州警方夜查酒吧后宣传反诈APP的视频引发关注。“下载前五名送头盔”、“接着奏乐接着舞”，警方独特的宣传方式引现场人员欢呼。月日，当事辅警胡星辰对此回应称，进行反诈宣传要铺天盖地，针对年轻人进行宣传要拿出警察活泼的一面，不能过于严肃。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # auxiliary police response YeZha bar propaganda against fraud APP #] month day, shandong Texas police YeZha bar propaganda against fraud after APP video cause attention. Download and send the helmet top five, and then playing music and dance, police in unique way of propaganda field personnel cheering. Month, party auxiliary police stars respond by hu jintao, propaganda against fraud to blanket to promote young people to take out the police lively one side, cant take it too seriously. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻#中秋假期结束第一天，一个表情表达你今天的状态
[# # pillow moment Mid-Autumn festival holiday on the first day, a state of emoticons you today]
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南方都市报：
#广东一水上乐园现天鹅养鱼温馨画面#【广东清远一水上乐园现天鹅养鱼温馨画面：衔食挨个喂】近日，广东清远森波拉水上乐园出现天鹅给湖中鱼群投食的有趣画面。画面中天鹅用嘴将岸上的食料衔起投喂给湖中的鱼群，十分温馨。tAMUKlvd
[# a water park in guangdong now swan fish warm picture # [guangdong qingyuan a water park now swan fish warm picture bit feed each feed 】 recently, guangdong qingyuan, Paula water park a swan to fish in the lake hurl food interesting picture. Images of the swan with his lips to shore runs feed the food to the fish in the lake, very sweet. tAMUKlvd]
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[# # night welfare Ferrari Monza (SP)]
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