2021年9月21日星期二

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    很准确了: ​
[Very accurate]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博媒体助理:
    #居民嫌吵往楼下小吃摊泼水#:两点钟了还这么吵。日,辖区警方称,民警已经调解完了,被泼的人表示不追究,同时也提醒楼下声音小点。对夜市噪音污染,我们“零容忍”。 tAMyqBZV ​​​”@任宋丹 ​
[# # residents too noisy to downstairs - water at two o clock is so noisy. , jurisdiction, police said police had finished mediation, poured said not to pursue, but also remind sound downstairs. To the night market noise pollution, we zero tolerance. TAMyqBZV @ Song Dan]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    能让他连续玩三天的剧本杀,有那么好玩吗?为何有如此大的魔力?所涉桌游店店员透露更多细节>>
[To kill the play he played for three days, so fun? Why are there so much magic? Board game involved store clerk to reveal more details > >]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #全运会乒乓球真神仙打架#【盘点樊振东海底捞月神救球瞬间[憧憬]】月日,全运会乒乓球男子团体赛,广东队樊振东再现绝招“海底捞月”式救球。网友直呼太稳了。在以往的比赛中,樊振东多次使用这招“海底捞月”震惊全世界网友。@燃新闻 tAMLtKo ​
[# # national games table tennis really gods fight [inventory FanZhenDong cry for the moon god save moment [hope]] month day, national games table tennis mens team event, guangdong FanZhenDong reappearance trick cry for the moon to save the ball. Netizens call too steady. In the previous competition, FanZhenDong used multiple times that shocked the world netizen cry for the moon. @ combustion tAMLtKo news]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

ZAKER:
    【与吉利合作,法拉第未来真“翻身”了?】 “一款量产车都没有,就先上市了。”法拉第未来“借壳上市”计划的成功似乎说明新能源汽车领域仍充满各种可能性。 tAMyVWC ​
[The collaboration with geely, Faraday the future really roll over? A production car all have no, is listed first. Faraday plans for future backdoor listings success seems new energy automobile industry is still full of possibilities. tAMyVWC]

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冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈@表情bot哈哈哈哈哈哈笑出猪叫@可爱凯_秃头修勾[笑cry]@陶陶也修勾理发师你睡了吗?我丑的睡不着[微笑]
[Bot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ expression laughed pig named @ lovely kay _ bald hook [laugh cry] @ some ceramic also trim around the barber did you sleep? I couldnt fall asleep ugly [smiles]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

平安北京:
    这个#中秋# 假期,你有没有跟他们擦肩?[憧憬] #守护万家团圆# ​
[This # # Mid-Autumn festival holiday, have you rub shoulders with them? [hope] # # guardian gathering]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

星巴克北京:
    欢聚的中秋假期已接近尾声?😕国庆假期还要等🤩星巴克“第二杯”请你的惊喜不用等!❤️

🕒.-.
下午三点恰好一起
第二杯我们请!😘

还有精致甜品福利🎁
陪你一起double 快乐等假期!🤩 tRInYAL ​

[The Mid-Autumn festival holiday is nearing an end together? 😕 🤩 starbucks second cup National Day holidays have to wait please surprise not wait! ❤ ️ < br > < br > 🕒. -. < br > just < br > the second cup we together at three o clock in the afternoon, please! 😘 < br > < br > and delicate desserts welfare 🎁 < br > double with you a happy holiday! 🤩 tRInYAL]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

但斌:
    @皓伦王明川“三藩之乱”咋爆发的?吴三桂拥兵数十万,为何败给岁的康熙?
[@ hao lun Wang Mingchuan chaos of SAN zha of? Wu sangui mercenaries hundreds of thousands of, why to kangxi years old?]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#长了脚的千纸鹤#】这是#千纸鹤和鸵鸟的合体#吗? @阿呆与瓜 tAMyYoA ​
[【 papercranes # # long feet 】 this is # # papercranes and ostrich fit? @ foolish and melon tAMyYoA]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

刘彦斌:
    微博粉丝多?不是最重要的!微博影响力大?也不是最重要的!微博能长期生存才是最重要的![作揖][作揖][作揖][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈] ​
[Weibo fans? Not the most important! Weibo influence big? Is not the most important! Weibo can long-term survival is the most important thing! [bowing] [bowing] [bowing] [ha ha] [ha ha] (ha ha)]

ZAKER:
    【#年前是怎么过中秋的#】中秋节成为一个假期,据说起源为南宋;虽然“月饼”一词最早见于南宋,但#月饼在明代才成为中秋特定点心#……一起穿越回年前,看看在中秋节这一天,南宋人和如今的我们有什么不同和相同之处。戳视频,一起了解↓↓↓ tAMyXAm ​ ​​​
[【 # # years ago, how did you spend Mid-Autumn festival the Mid-Autumn festival as a vacation, it is said that the origin of the southern song dynasty. Although the earliest moon cakes one word can be found in the southern song dynasty, but # moon cakes in the Ming dynasty became the Mid-Autumn specific snacks #... Together through the years ago, back, look at the Mid-Autumn festival on this day, the southern song dynasty and now whats the difference between us and the same place. Poke video, know left left left tAMyXAm down together]

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冷笑话精选:
    抱它!@太皇太后您有喜啦[亲亲]@超高校级的懒蛋啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊@段子楼肉嘟嘟的@万事屋纸纸酱可爱死了!!@猫鼬好吃吗:好可爱啊[憧憬]@-都是废话_!!!可爱你妈死,我rua憨它!!!
[Hold it! @ queen too happy you [kiss] @ ultra-high field slacker agghh agghh agghh @ meat doodle jokes floor @ all the house paper paper jam so cute!! @ the mongoose good good lovely [hope] @ - is all useless _!!!!!! Lovely your mother died, I rua silly it!!!!!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#民警给妻子手写中秋请假条#,妻子:安心工作,家里有我】近日,浙江温州。自入警以来,民警蔡勇睿几乎每年中秋都在单位里过。今年中秋,他给妻子写了一份贺卡,又偷偷塞了一张请假条在里面。妻子收到后回复“批了”。tAMynfR ​
[[# # civilian police to give her a hand written a missing the Mid-Autumn festival, wife focus on their work and home have I 】 recently, wenzhou, zhejiang. Since the police, civilian police Cai Yongrui almost every year the Mid-Autumn festival in the unit. Mid-Autumn festival this year, he wrote his wife a greeting card, sneaking again missing in it. After his wife received reply batch. tAMynfR]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌:
    @皓伦王明川为什么?
[@ hao lun Wang Mingchuan? Why?]

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