2021年9月28日星期二

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    秋天要来了@小陈到底啥时候发财橙黄橘红的秋天🍁@TTT子是懒猫:我可太喜欢听踩树叶 ca ca ca的声音了![爱你][爱你]@奇犬失眠录:南方人很酸了😭树叶会变黄的秋天才有感觉
[Autumn is coming @ Chen exactly what time rich orange orange autumn 🍁 @ TTT son is lazy cat I wouldnt like to hear the sound of stepping on the leaves ca ca ca! Love you love you [] [] @ recorded strange dog insomnia southern very acid 😭 leaves will turn yellow in autumn is feeling]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

ZAKER:
    #用手机拍激光灯会花屏#【男子给朋友拍照想用灯光做点缀,不料激光灯秒毁手机:已弄坏台】月日,贵州铜仁,一男子在步行街想给朋友拍照时,见到灯光挺漂亮的,想用灯光作为点缀来拍照片。不料手机摄像头一下就模糊不清了。据当事人万先生称:当时给朋友拍照时对着射灯,没想到手机立马花屏,已经弄...全文: m.weibo ​
[# using mobile laser light flower screen # 【 men take pictures of friends want to use light to do an ornament, but destroyed mobile laser seconds had broken 】 month day, guizhou tongren, a man on the pedestrian street want to take pictures of friends, see the light is quite beautiful, want to use light to take photographs as the ornament. Only cell phone camera is blurred. According to Mr Wan said the parties at the time when you take a photo to a friend to shoot the light, I didnt think cell phone immediately take screen, now... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #社交绝症#【#典型的社交猖狂症#】 满大街都是朋友,好想和这样的人交朋友! @小猪炖鹅 tAMtOISq ​
[Social terminally ill # # # # typical social rampant 】 【 streets are friends, really want to make friends with such person! @ pig tAMtOISq braised goose]

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中国东方航空:
    【东东在#珠海航展# 】展位设置于航空航天馆内,在余平米的展位上,东航以白色为主基调,以总高度米的双层结构进行搭建,借助展板和电子显示屏,将展台自然分割成企业形象宣传区、科技展示区、绿色概念区等特色展示区域。东航B“进博号”彩绘机机模居中摆放,将创新、协调、绿色、开放、共...全文: m.weibo ​
[Dongdong in # # zhuhai airshow 】 【 booths set up in the air and Space Museum, in square meters booth, China Eastern is given priority to with white fundamental key, with double layer structure of the building, total height meter using panel and electronic display screen, the stands naturally divided into corporate image promotion area, green concept, science and technology demonstration area characteristic such as display area. China Eastern into Po # B machine tools and the center of coloured drawing or pattern, innovation, harmonious and green, open, a total of... The full text m. eibo]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈块钱配送费都能劝退我@人类行为图鉴牛哇牛哇配送费[doge]@懒羊羊的口水兜兜哈哈哈哈哈外卖小哥每天送他这一单就够了吧[doge]@这个人好那个哦一个敢点一个敢送
[Ha ha ha ha dollars shipping fee can stop my @ human behavior map cow cow shipping [doge] @ cruise on a lazy sheep sheep the saliva ha ha ha ha ha take-out little elder brother gave him a single is enough for each day [doge] @ the person that a dare to point a dare to send oh]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#南京一交警公主抱老人过马路#】月日,江苏南京。一位交警在巡逻时,发现一名杵着拐棍的老人站在斑马线中央神态迷茫。经了解,老人原本准备过马路打车前往儿子家,但走到马路中央后,腿脚不便使她一时间无法快速走到马路对面。于是交警便抱起老人将其送到马路对面。最后又根据老人提供的住址,将...全文: m.weibo ​
[[princess a traffic police to hold the old man across the road # # nanjing] month, nanjing in jiangsu province. When a traffic police on patrol, found a pestle stick of the old man standing in the middle of the zebra crossing look confused. Through the understanding, the old man was ready to cross the street take a taxi to his sons house, but after walking into the middle of the road, walking her and at that time cant go to across the road quickly. So the traffic police picked up the old man will be sent to across the road. Finally, according to the old address will be... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【#数学老师把美术融入课堂#:探索多学科整合,增强课堂趣味性】张丽媛是西安高新区第十七小学的数学老师,喜欢扎染、油画、版画等。在教学当中,她会拿出自己的作品,让学生观察数学元素,被学生夸赞像美术老师。她说用艺术作为辅助,孩子学习起来更有热情,也是探索多学科整合的一种尝试。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # mathematics teacher put art into the classroom, explore the multidisciplinary integration, enhance classroom interesting 】 li-yuan zhang xi an high-tech zone is primary school math teacher, like tie-dye, paintings, prints, etc. In teaching, she will come up with their own work, lets the student observe mathematical elements, praised by the students as an art teacher. She said that art was used as auxiliary, children learn more enthusiastic, also an attempt to explore the multidisciplinary integration. . The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    吵吵闹闹的少年们惊喜上线啦,游戏环节新“黑洞”花落谁家🙈?恰逢一周年,回忆这一年的点滴时光,少年们都说出了哪些感想?还有现场爆笑连线因疫情无法相聚的小🔥!更多精彩记得在优酷收看呦📺!@SKY官博 #sky天空少年#
tAMtQlZE ​

[The noisy teenagers surprise launch, games who new black hole 🙈? Coincided with the anniversary, the memories of that year a little time, teenagers have to say what? And the joke cords for outbreak cannot meet little 🔥! More wonderful remember in youku watch 📺! Po # @ SKY officer SKY SKY young # < br > tAMtQlZE]

元气满满新沐瞳:
    风华正茂[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕]
[Young [cake] [cake] [cake]]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    我们应该如何有效防范疫情反弹?有一个重磅好消息出现↓↓
[We should be how to effectively prevent outbreaks rebound? There is a big good news appear left left]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    一个科学知识:人过了岁,一吃就胖[doge] ​
[A scientific knowledge people over the years, eat fat [doge]]

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ZAKER:
    #男子公交上猥亵女孩被采取刑事强制措施# 【#男子在公交车上猥亵小女孩# ,警方:嫌疑人已采取刑事强制措施】月日,山东威海。有市民反映,一男子在公交车上猥亵小女孩,乘客喝止后拉开小女孩并报警。日,环翠区城里派出所民警表示,已对该男子采取刑事强制措施。@西部决策 tAMtOsG ​
[# man on the bus molesting girl was criminal compulsory measures # 【 molesting girl # # man on the bus the police suspect criminal compulsory measures has taken 】 June , in weihai in shandong province. Reflect a citizen, a man molesting girl on the bus passengers after stop away little girl and call the police. The policemen said, huancui district town, has for the man to take criminal compulsory measures. @ tAMtOsG western decisions]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【专家:今冬疫情或有反弹!但有个好消息】日,在中关村论坛“第二届全球科学与生命健康”平行论坛上,有专家表示今年冬天新冠肺炎疫情可能会反弹。并且今年秋冬还是要严防死守,疫情多点散发、局部暴发不能完全避免,需要提高警惕。我们应该如何有效防范疫情反弹?有一个重磅好消息出现>>...全文: m.weibo ​
[The experts this winter outbreak or rebound! But the good news 】, in zhongguancun BBS the second global science and health parallel on the BBS, experts say new crown pneumonia outbreak may rebound this winter. And this year qiu dong is to defend, the more distributed, local outbreak cannot avoid completely, need to be cautious. We should be how to effectively prevent outbreaks rebound? There is a big good news appear > >... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#熊孩子用虚拟电话拨多次#:被教育后最终向消防员道歉】月日,山东菏泽。几个“熊孩子”用虚拟电话拨打多次火警电话,导致消防接警电话占线。消防员随后在电话里耐心教育这几个小孩,表示别人家着火会打不进来电话,任何救援电话都不能乱打。最终“熊孩子”向消防员道歉说对不起。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # bear children with virtual phone dial # many times after being education eventually apologized to firefighters] month day, shandong heze. A few bear children with virtual phone call several times of fire, lead to fire alarm receipt the line was busy. Firefighters and patient education on the phone this several children, said they would call dont come in other peoples house is on fire, no phone can play. Eventually bear children apologize to firefighters say sorry. . The full text m. eibo]

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