冷笑话精选:
想到我当年军训了[doge]@清隽扬沨突然好怀念大一军训大家表演才艺的场面@我爱吃猪蹄i现在还真是没点什么才艺都不好意思去上学了@陈文有点甜羡慕有社交牛逼症的人[酸]
[Thought I was training the [doge] @ ﹑ Yang Feng suddenly good miss freshman military training everyone acting talent scene @ I love to eat pigs feet now is really not something I talent are embarrassed to go to school @ there is a little sweet envy people with social disease of cow force (acid)]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
ZAKER:
【#树懒过马路是现实版慢镜头#】#树懒走路究竟有多慢#近日,哥斯达黎加。网友偶遇树懒过马路,车辆停下为其让道,路人也拿起手机多角度拍摄,全世界都在等它,树懒也不为所动,一定要按照自己的节奏来。#微博放映厅#(四川观察)tAMvcwlh
[[# sloths crossing the road is slow motion reality version # # sloths walk how slow # recently, costa rica. Net friend meet sloths, crossing the road stop traffic for its path, passers-by also picked up the phone taken multi-angle, anywhere in the world, such as it, sloths are unmoved, must according to their own pace. # # weibo screens (sichuan) tAMvcwlh]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【#做错事的狗子有多心虚#】哈哈哈哈哈一眼就能看出来是谁做错了,缩头缩脑,鬼鬼祟祟的那个,你暴露了[doge]tAMvclk
[【 # do wrong how guilty # 】 the dog son ha ha ha ha ha can see at a glance who do wrong, those soft-on-terror, furtive that, you exposed the doge tAMvclk]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#杨倩在比赛场走出小黄鸭步伐#】月日,十四运会赛场上,刚刚在米气步枪混合团体比赛中摘得金牌的杨倩被粉丝们称走出了小黄鸭的步伐。原来,#射击运动员射击服重量超公斤#,而衣服越厚越硬,对动作的稳定帮助就越大。每个运动员都了不起,再次祝贺杨杨组合!tAMvxvVt
[[# # Yang Qian in the playing out of the little yellow duck pace 】 month day, ten SiYun will pitch, has just won the gold medal in m air rifle mixed groups Yang Qian said by her fans, out of the little yellow duck. It turns out that # # shooter shooting take weight kilograms, clothes and more thick more hard, the greater the stability of actions to help. Each athlete is fantastic, congratulations to Yang Yang combination again! tAMvxvVt]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪汽车:
#车迷夜聊# 你多大岁数经济独立的?
我先来:讲真,现在偶尔贴补我,还会拿着[失望]
[# # fans night chat how old are you financially independent? < br > first I speak truth, occasionally pay me now, will also take [disappointed]]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽:
屁股枕头,给你最舒适的享受[doge]
[Bottom pillow, give you the most comfortable enjoy [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【破壁了!#点读机女孩和天安门领诵员是校友#[哈哈]】月日,“点读机女孩”@高君雨 发布一则视频,配文“你们的‘最美领诵员’,竟在我身边”。视频中,高君雨询问@冯琳Fairy ,在中传开学典礼上发言有什么感受。经查询,两人都是中传播音主持专业,冯琳是级,高君雨是级。tAMvKM
[【 wall-breaking! # point reading machine girls and tiananmen precent member is alumni # [ha ha]] month day, point reading machine girl @ Gao Junyu released a video, a caption your best led recite member, unexpectedly at my side. In the video, ask Gao Junyu @ Feng Lin Fairy, in what it feels like to spread to learn ceremony speech. By the query, two people are in host professional, Feng Lin is level, Gao Junyu is level. tAMvKM]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端:
#枕边时刻#你有哪些烧钱的爱好?[doge]
[# # pillow moment what money are your hobbies? [doge]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌:
转:【兴证策略|每日一图】两融余额突破.万亿元,连创年来新高
[Strategy 【 hing card | day figure 】 two balance breakthrough. One trillion yuan, even record over the years]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜:
「婚姻的真谛」是什么
_____________________________
[What is the true meaning of marriage < br > _____________________________]
榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
汽车之家:
#夜福利# BMW X M Competition By Manhart[爱你]
[Welfare # # night BMW X M Competition By Manhart love you []]
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新浪汽车:
#车迷夜聊# 第四代嘉华上市,售价.万元-.万元。于是有网友留言,直言定价“贵了”……那么你觉得定价贵吗?#新车划重点# tRInYAL tAMvOdCE
[# # listed fourth generation ka wah fans night chat, prices. Ten thousand yuan - ten thousand yuan. So some message, what pricing expensive... So what do you think price expensive? # # to highlight new car tRInYAL tAMvOdCE]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
ZAKER:
【台风“灿都”侵袭,上海#女子上班途中被广告牌砸中倒地不起#】据@九派新闻 消息:月日,受超强台风“灿都”影响,上海现大风暴雨天气。女子上班途中被广告牌砸伤倒地不起,路过的行人合力将广告牌抬起。事发后,女子被送往医院治疗,所幸无生命危险。经查,事发原因为刮风导致这一广告牌底部滚轮...全文: m.weibo
[# typhoon downtown, Shanghai women are on the way to work is the billboard of collapses # 】 according to @ send news February nd, is influenced by typhoons downtown, Shanghai is the wind storm weather. Woman is right on the billboard parts on the way to work, passing pedestrians to raise billboards. After the incident, the woman was taken to hospital for treatment, but not life-threatening. After check, the causes for the wind a billboard at the bottom of the wheel... The full text m. eibo]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
但斌:
@陶永谊工农商学兵我都干过,我年轻时干的活比搬砖要苦、累得多,现在至少吃的不错,收入也很可观,比我那时候强不知多少倍!@光影猎人frank陶博士没搬过砖,大家不要笑话他[嘻嘻]
[@ TaoYongYi GongNongShang except for me, I work when I was younger than move brick more bitter, tired, at least for now is good, income is very considerable, better than me at that time I dont know how many times! @ light shadow hunter never move brick, Dr Frank tao you dont joke hehee hee]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@正牌瞎溜达作为一个时代前奏,为避免步子太大扯了蛋,编剧张敦意在节目单中写了方向性和解释性兼具前言:本剧根据世界名著改编,表达了对穷苦人的同情和小女孩在苦难下追求幸福的愿望……提醒我们今天的幸福来之不易,而又有多少工作需要我们去做,我们不能只满足于解放我们自己,还要解放全人类“
[@ real blind as a prelude to an era, pulled eggs to avoid steps is too big, the writers wrote direction in Zhang Dui aims to guide and interpreted as preface according to the world, the classic play expressed sympathy for the poor and the little girl was suffering under the pursuit of happiness desire... Reminds us that todays hard-won happiness, and how much work we need to do, we can not only satisfy in our own liberation, and liberation of mankind]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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