冷笑话精选：
满满的怀念@在原野追逐星光这是全国统一的童年回忆吗，每一样都经历过、看哭了
[Full of nostalgia for @ chase star that is in the wild unified national childhood memories, everything, at crying]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【姚策生母养母激辩三大问题 #生母养母称追求真相是为告慰姚策#】#中秋前夕生母养母表达对姚策的思念#月日，“错换人生年”案庭审结束次日，姚策养母和生母分别受访回应网友关注。在杜新枝是否隐瞒病史、准生证是真是假，以及抱错究竟是医院工作失误还是人为故意偷换等问题上，双方仍说法不一，但...全文： m.weibo
[[yao ce mother mother debate three big problem # mother mother called the pursuit of truth is comfort yao ce # 】 # Mid-Autumn festival on the eve of mother mother express strategy thoughts # to yao month day, wrong in life in end of the case to trial the next day, yaos mother and mother of response netizen attention respectively. Whether in du should conceal history, ZhunShengZheng is true or not, and the error is hospital errors or artificial intentionally covertly exchange on such issues, the two sides still disagree, but... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
【#警方通报中学女生遭同学父母殴打#：涉案人员已到案】月日，河北唐山，时许，友群众报警称，其女儿才某某被人殴打。日@遵化公安网络发言人 通报，某中学孙某某、才某某两名女生在校外因矛盾发生肢体冲突，后孙某某父母赶到现场对才某某殴打，目前涉案人员均已到案。tAMAKAV ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # police notified middle school girl students parents beat # those involved have accomplices 】 month day, hebei tangshan, PM, friends the alarm, said his daughter to so-and-so beaten by people. Day @ ZunHua public security network, bulletin, a spokesman for a certain middle school sun, only so-and-so two girls in the school external contradiction physical confrontation, sun after some parents rushed to the scene to so-and-so assault, currently involved have been accomplices. TAMAKAV... The full text m. eibo]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
优酷：
#杨千嬅胡夏合唱偏偏喜欢你##我们的歌#@楊千嬅 @胡夏 带来《偏偏喜欢你》！深情合唱引爆全场~~~ #上优酷看我们的歌# tAMLOdl
[# Miriam yeung Hu Xia chorus why love you song # # our # @ Miriam yeung @ Hu Xia brings just like you! Deep feeling chorus detonated a full ~ ~ ~ # song # tAMLOdl youku to see us]
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻#这个中秋假期你最想做的一件事＿＿＿＿
[# # pillow moment this Mid-Autumn festival holiday would you most like to do a thing ____]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家：
#夜福利# 马自达RX- 款 Savanna RX- ∞
[Paragraph # # night welfare Mazda RX - Savanna RX - up]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
元气满满新沐瞳：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【自断后路！#工人安装玻璃把自己封在楼窗外#，求助消防营救[允悲]】月日，山东济宁消防发布一则救援视频：一名工人安装玻璃，把自己“封印”在了楼窗外，无奈求助消防。工人表示，他忘记给自己留出口了。网友：这大哥自断后路，段子果真来源于生活。（青流视频）tAMvps
[【 from burned! # workers install glass sealing himself in # building outside the window, turned to fire rescue [allow sad]] month day, shandong jining fire published a rescue video a worker to install the glass, seal himself in the building outside the window, but turn to fire. Workers said that he forgot to leave their exports. Net friend this eldest brother burned road, jokes really comes from life. TAMvps (green streaming video)]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：
#车友投票# 领克正式开启预售，.T MHEV版预售区间为-万元，.T PHEV版车型预售区间为-万元。然后就有网友拿它和新汉兰达对比了……那么在这二者之间，你更青睐谁呢？[并不简单] tAMEx
[# # juyou vote led, officially open to booking. T MHEV pre-sale interal - ten thousand yuan, the T PHEV version models to booking interal - ten thousand yuan. Then some netizens and new highlander contrast with it... So between the two, who do you prefer? Is not a simple tAMEx]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#我们的歌#第一期精彩上线中👉#上优酷看我们的歌# ，每周日点，优酷全网首播，每周二点 优酷VIP加享会员版[鼓掌] tAMwBfU
[Song # our # in the first good online 👉 # # youku to see our song, every Sunday, youku tech-oriented premiere, every Tuesday points of youku VIP member edition [applause.] tAMwBfU]
平安北京：
发布了头条文章：《张超：把对家的思念深深放在心底》 #守护万家团圆# @中国警察网 tAMAK
[Released the headline juck homesickness is deeply in the bottom of my heart # guardian gathering # @ China police network tAMAK]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
平安北京：
【#坐飞机不能带鲜活大闸蟹#，且无法托运】#蜀黍带你涨姿势# 中秋小长假的第一天，许多旅客已经在路上了。央视财经记者探访北京首都国际机场了解到，首都机场月日至月日将迎来中秋小长假，节日期间预计运送旅客.万人次。在各大旅行平台上可以看到，今天从首都机场起飞的航班余票已经所剩不多...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # plane cant take fresh crab, and cant check # # maize belt you pose up the first day of the Mid-Autumn festival small long vacation, a lot of travelers have been on the road. CCTV understands financial journalists to visit the Beijing capital international airport, Beijing capital airport month to month, to celebrate the Mid-Autumn festival small long vacation, during the festival is expected to passengers. Thousands of people. On each big travel platform can see, today more than from the capital airport flight ticket dont have already... The full text m. eibo]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
元气满满新沐瞳：
[悲伤]
[[sad]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新浪新闻客户端：
【心疼！#外公去世新兵独自入伍无人送行#[抱抱]】近日，四川广安，新兵即将步入军营，现场多个家庭齐送别。其中一个男生独自端坐，周围无人送行。据了解，该男生外公去世，家人无法前来送别。网友：没人问的时候故作坚强，一句关心就破防了……加油，外公会为你骄傲！@星视频 tAMzxGLl
[【 love! New recruits enlisted alone no one off at # # grandpa died [hug]] recently, it wont, recruits will be into the barracks, the multiple familys farewell. One of the boys sitting alone, no one off. It is understood that the boys grandfather died, his family cant come off. Net friend no one was asked so strong, a concern of the anti... Come on, grandpa will be proud of you! @ star video tAMzxGLl]
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